Dial 1 for Yaveh, 2 for Allah, 3 for Buddha, 4 for Lucifer, 5 to repeat this menú and 0 to talk to our operator.

He looks so happy 😊

Ahh, Yoga ain’t taking no one’s s**t

And you’d better have a real conversation.

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Is this what they mean by “hard labour”?? 😂

Me too

Hang them outside your house if you want to annnoy the heck out of your neighbours!

I am Batman!

No it’s uncle Bronco!

Ba-dum-tss

Can I have this on a shirt please? Double sided, thank you!

dam these owners are really done aren't they

Out, damn spot!

I need this sign! BADLY! We have a public walking trail just before our private driveway starts. Guaranteed from the 200+ daily walkers we'll get 2 who can't follow directions OR read the 7 no trespassing signs between the trail and our house. Last week a couple walked by and after giving them the "you're lost, didn't you see the no trespassing signs?" speech, the guy ACTUALLY said to me "How do I know this really is your land? YOU COULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT THESE SIGNS AT A STORE and put them up!". Wait! What?

I wonder how many moosejaws dropped after reading this

lol

The Ministry of Silly Walks, Monty Python. LOL

No his name is radar

Who is we?

It is merely a 'do you feel lucky today?' - sign. If a cow falls on you, what would you do?

My coworker's car was hit by a flying cow. Rob was driving uphill. A truck coming up the other side of the hill hit a cow. The cow flew over the crest of the hill and landed on the hood of Rob's car. Rob's conversations with his insurance company were interesting. I wish he used speaker phone so I could have heard both sides of the conversations.

If I had a nickel for everytime a cow fell on someone there, I would have two nickles, which isn't a lot but it is weird it happened twice.

Twister! We got cows. We've got another one. Actually, I think it's the same one.

negative 1M times

This actually happened near Manson, WA along the shore of Lake Chelan. A cow, wishing to avoid and amorous bull, ran directly off the 80 foot cliff next to the highway. She landed directly on a car. No serious injuries, though the cow didn't make it.

Why would there be cows near the cliffs in the first place??

Advises drivers of suicidal cows throwing themselves backwards off the mountain?

That is the. Question

Wouldn't be able to mooooove

Cows from heavan!

... dunno, but does this remind anybody else of "Grizzy and the Lemmings"?

What a world we live in

When will Wile E. Cowote realise he'll never catch the roadrunner?

Cows get more suicide nowadays :(

Oh That's just 20 miles yonder and a left turn away from the falling snakes

If Voice box is f****d from yelling "ding dong" ...just slam head against the door

How nice of them to provide a location for cannibals to enjoy their meal

A very valid reason ✅

Accurate

Better continue the 'treetment' than

Memory can be misleading.

One of my favorites is: "WARNING: Children left unattended will be given a free puppy and a shot of espresso."

I should go to this church and have em pay my electric bill