Dial 1 for Yaveh, 2 for Allah, 3 for Buddha, 4 for Lucifer, 5 to repeat this menú and 0 to talk to our operator.

He looks so happy 😊

Ahh, Yoga ain’t taking no one’s s**t

And you’d better have a real conversation.

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Is this what they mean by “hard labour”?? 😂

Me too

Hang them outside your house if you want to annnoy the heck out of your neighbours!

I am Batman!

No it’s uncle Bronco!

Ba-dum-tss

Can I have this on a shirt please? Double sided, thank you!

dam these owners are really done aren't they

Out, damn spot!

This should be the official recommendation of the CDC and WHO

MACBETH!

I like this! 😂

This is the closest a lot of Americans get to "reading" Shakespeare.

Needed in every Washroom and Restaurant Kitchen Too around the World Please!!

Please, Lady MacBeth, wash your hands again

it's sad how few people will get this

This sign is perfect for a bathroom at a theater

Why would your hands have blood on them if somebody else did the killing?

I need this sign! BADLY! We have a public walking trail just before our private driveway starts. Guaranteed from the 200+ daily walkers we'll get 2 who can't follow directions OR read the 7 no trespassing signs between the trail and our house. Last week a couple walked by and after giving them the "you're lost, didn't you see the no trespassing signs?" speech, the guy ACTUALLY said to me "How do I know this really is your land? YOU COULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT THESE SIGNS AT A STORE and put them up!". Wait! What?

I wonder how many moosejaws dropped after reading this

lol

The Ministry of Silly Walks, Monty Python. LOL

No his name is radar

Who is we?

It is merely a 'do you feel lucky today?' - sign. If a cow falls on you, what would you do?

If Voice box is f****d from yelling "ding dong" ...just slam head against the door

How nice of them to provide a location for cannibals to enjoy their meal

A very valid reason ✅

Accurate

Better continue the 'treetment' than

Memory can be misleading.

One of my favorites is: "WARNING: Children left unattended will be given a free puppy and a shot of espresso."

I should go to this church and have em pay my electric bill

More importantly, HOW do you know it’s hot?

You don't get that kind of service anymore. **sigh**

You don’t have to tell me twice!

Yes! I intensely love absurdist comedy. ;-P

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

That you... even had to... my mind can't even... wrap itself... Ohhhhh, U of Alabama. Never mind.

This is inherently wrong.

Burgers + Asparagus = Aspergers

Rabbit of Caerbannog !