Don't eat him all at once, some some for a midnight snack.

Brilliant!

That's a beary good boy

It's never too late to stop

Must be the Holy Grail of soap, then, because I tried to use bar soap on my mane and it didn't give me a full facial and a hair treatment.

Technology is pretty powerful these days

Perfect for the ant family that lives in your house!

Those shoes got soul!

Funniest thing all day

What monster DOESN'T do this?

I would need to lose about 40 pounds.

...slay-bans

Very *evil* indeed.

Sweet spot. I'm down. Lol

Hairier than you want to admit

Are those HOA approved colors?

Mmm...donuts

NGL, that looks pretty cool.

Twisted, but I like it.

Well I'm not sleeping tonight. I thought she was about to turn the blender on and make a baby smoothie!!

Both get to the same temperature

Like walking through an airport and thinking 'Did I pack my own bags' ?

Designer government ankle bracelet?

*Sets alarm for 8am*.....*Wakes up at 7:45am*

Florida man never ceases to amaze

Lol mine has for five

The real story is somehow he slept through it

I could have lived without seeing this.

The evolution of coping mechanisms for canines

Those buildings don't have any damage yet...it's not saved enough.

He can do anything

I technically work, but I'm broken

I love that one.

So many guys would come out of the bathroom with wet hair trying to do this

Hope he drove all the way back in reverse.

Shouldn't he be able to get a ride somewhere? You know he didn't have any money on him.

I was drunk at the bar one night and took a taxi home, the driver charged me $35 for a 3 mile drive and said because I was drunk and could vomit thats the fee, I said I would not pay that s**t and just take me back to the bar and Ill walk, 5 minutes later, "That will be $75 please!"

Florida man just dumb as f**k kg

Florida Man strikes again (twice)

Aren't you supposed to get transport home when you get out???? Bouche, your expertise is needed!!!

Here we are florida.

I used to live in Arizona....I remember seeing stories on the news about baking eggs or cookies in the car.

I would take the Crush.

That's just Mini Me

Then you posted it on social media which your mom probably checks

They actually do that in Denmark. Bodies are buried vertically and the small plot of land on top is turned into a memorial garden (no large headstone) for the deceased. Honestly really beautiful.

In high school, and thank F**K we don't have to find the area of these.

That still makes him 19 year old

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Needs some pestorodactyl sauce.

Consider A fourth- like the top right but put pants on the back 4 legs only.

My old school caught on fire, definitely looks different.

Excellent.

Tacos should definitely not go there. They belong in your stomach.

It's just a jump to the left, And then a step to the right, With your hands on your hips, You bring your knees in tight, But it's the pelvic thrust, That really drives you insane.