Don't eat him all at once, some some for a midnight snack.

Brilliant!

That's a beary good boy

It's never too late to stop

Must be the Holy Grail of soap, then, because I tried to use bar soap on my mane and it didn't give me a full facial and a hair treatment.

Technology is pretty powerful these days

Perfect for the ant family that lives in your house!

Those shoes got soul!

Funniest thing all day

What monster DOESN'T do this?

I would need to lose about 40 pounds.

...slay-bans

Very *evil* indeed.

Sweet spot. I'm down. Lol

Hairier than you want to admit

Are those HOA approved colors?

Mmm...donuts

NGL, that looks pretty cool.

Twisted, but I like it.

Well I'm not sleeping tonight. I thought she was about to turn the blender on and make a baby smoothie!!

Both get to the same temperature

I think I can see central perk

Isn't this Radiator Springs?

im not high but yeah, this might be NYC

That's my old neighborhood!

Basically the same...

Silly! That's Chicago.

All those 100 year old radiators probably came from apartments in New York City. Where reluctantly the landlords finally had to replace them.

NYC may look like that in a few years.

Wait......it isn't?

Well it is just as ugly...

But you were at the dump instead?! WTF is this place lmao

Like walking through an airport and thinking 'Did I pack my own bags' ?

Designer government ankle bracelet?

*Sets alarm for 8am*.....*Wakes up at 7:45am*

Florida man never ceases to amaze

Lol mine has for five

The real story is somehow he slept through it

I could have lived without seeing this.

The evolution of coping mechanisms for canines

Those buildings don't have any damage yet...it's not saved enough.

He can do anything

I technically work, but I'm broken

I love that one.

So many guys would come out of the bathroom with wet hair trying to do this

Hope he drove all the way back in reverse.

I used to live in Arizona....I remember seeing stories on the news about baking eggs or cookies in the car.

I would take the Crush.

That's just Mini Me

Then you posted it on social media which your mom probably checks

They actually do that in Denmark. Bodies are buried vertically and the small plot of land on top is turned into a memorial garden (no large headstone) for the deceased. Honestly really beautiful.

In high school, and thank F**K we don't have to find the area of these.

That still makes him 19 year old

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Needs some pestorodactyl sauce.

Consider A fourth- like the top right but put pants on the back 4 legs only.

My old school caught on fire, definitely looks different.