The kid standing front row, left, is completely in character. He even has an earpiece 😄, and from what I can see he is the only one having one.

Burn baby burn

Ha! Screw you Brad!

After working night shift for years, I can attest that this is fairly accurate

Maybe they interrupted the beginning of elephant hide-and-seek.

*giggles in math*

Olive a good pizza but they don't leave mushroom for anything else. They're a great way to pesto the time, dough. Enough with the saucy puns, I mozzarella get going before I get panned because my humor is a little crusty.

That's not a wall. Maybe a veil, if you're generous.

His Inbox would be full the next day from all my emails! Help me out younger genius! Good for him!

It looks like the bishop can take the rook.

Only eight books in the series - am I right?

Did she actually mock or just criticize?

As the saying goes, police have the best drügs.

For Valhalla!!!

Did you headbutt the poor creature?

Business is obligated to fulfill written agreements 😂

Ben10!! Throw back to 2005..

*angry blood platelet noises*

People who buy this dog races are f****d up. I know they want to take care of them but they drive the market so breeders breed more of this poor, poor distorted creatures :(

If it were any rarer, a good vet could save it.

This is oven roasted prime rib. Nothing that should be grilled.

That's how prime rib should look! I went out once with a guy who ordered his prime rib "well done"- I can only imagine what they thought back in the kitchen. When they brought it out, he sat there watching me eat my delicious, tender prime rib- while trying to chew his way through something that looked like the sole of a shoe. I think they sliced the prime rib and slapped that slice on the grill.for him, it was charred. And he said, "I don't know what I was thinking, why did I ask for that?"

To quote Gordon Ramsay "ITS *Bleep* RAW!!!"

Prime rib is supposed to be eaten rare or medium rare. That is perfectly cooked.

Typically I find myself missing burgers the most, but this moment... nah, I wanna eat that raw steak so bad.

Dude that is prime rib, and it's beautiful. Skin on garlic mash, au jus. It's just missing another 2oz portion cup of creamy horseradish.

I'd rather not have some e-Coli with my steak.

The cow called. He wants his steak back.

Give it CPR and send it back to the farm

That would moo if I stuck my fork into it.

Perfectly cooked - mind you, I always order mine as "cut the horns off and wipe it's a**e"

ULTRA RARE

I genuinely think that 90% of people who say they like meat this undercooked are saying it cos they think it's "edgy" and it draws attention to them, proven by the desire to post this photo. It's just pretentious bollox

Nothing better than a rare piece of prime rib. That looks almost perfect - perhaps not quite so 'blue' in the center, but not much warmer.

Mmmmmm prime rib ......

Too rare for me!

Moooooo

This is prime rib and it should be that pink.

Prime Rib! I could almost taste it!

Its prime rib, that is what its supposed to look like

That's prime rib. Looks fine to me.

Nope.

That is prime rib... and that is exactly how it is supposed to look. It is best rare.. the only thing missing is the horseradish.

The inside color looks good, but the outside looks like it was cooked in a microwave. The very edges should be deep brown with a bit of black, not grey. Also, with that amount of fat, it's too rare. Cold raw beef fat isn't that tasty.

BURN!

When asked how I want my steak done, “I want to be able to slap a bandaid on it and send it back to pasture”

that steak can still graze if you put it outside

Yes and Penelope Cruz is behind me and I have to protect her.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Interesting and sad story. He never profited from it but others did who stole it.

If you see someone stealing nappies or formula, you didn't.

I want a bird!!

I had to zoom in to make sure it wasn’t a demon.

Do they even sell anything that cheap there?