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When last did you laugh? No. Like really laugh until your stomach hurts… It’s so easy to get so caught up in the hustle and bustle of daily life, the negativity of the world, bad news, and the general rubbish that is adulting. Sometimes we can forget that a good giggle is really great for us. And we aren’t just making that up.
It’s been scientifically proven that laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts your mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. Here at Bored Panda, we spend quite a lot of time laughing. And that’s because we know all the best places to hunt for the perfect medicine. One of them is called Memehead. The Facebook page has more than 87,000 followers and claims to have "the internet’s best memes.” It wasn’t an easy task but we’ve put together a list of the funniest ones to see you through your next stressful day.
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#1
Cougar Allen 8 months ago
Bulldozers are heavy machinery. So are excavators and wrecking balls.
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Marsha Hultberg 8 months ago
YES! Lucky, excellent omen. 👌🏼 Crows are THE best, spiritually powerful, SMART, and... nuff said. 👍🏼
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Lilybdcsa 8 months ago
I told my daughter that crows would sometimes give gifts to people that gives them treats. So she cut up an apple and put it in the flower bed and yelled CAW! at them. I was on the phone with her and I laughed so hard it nearly made me pee. Unfortunately, her husband told to stop. She was scaring the neighbors. She lives nears Seattle. That alone should scare the neighbors.
Karri Berkowitz 8 months ago
I’ve been trying to recruit a crow army but my puppy is really against the trespassing flying ones :(
#3
The Darkest Timeline 8 months ago
Sounds like a SciFi channel movie: “Pythosnail Attacks!”
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April Pickett 8 months ago
A sign needs to be put up where people leave the building explaining bee behavior, what to do, and what not to do. It will save the bees and calm the humans.
JinxBox 8 months ago
Have we come to the point were a sign is needed, like "warning there might be insects where there is grass"?! I think bee behaviour is stuff you learn by playing outdoors, by the age of five 🤔
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago
I'm loving this. Sure, it's not a wildflower meadow, but every little bit counts, and this is a nice start.
Sven Grammersdorf 8 months ago
I did this in my backyard and the city took a picture of it and mailed it to me and told me my grass was too high and if I didn't cut it they'd come do it themselves and charge me. We don't even have an HOA, it's just the city law! It wasn't even my whole yard, just like 30 square feet next to my shed (because bumblebees live in my shed)
K Barnes 8 months ago
Do you think if you put a fence around the area and maybe some decorations to show it's intentional they would back off?
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#5
DennyS (denzoren) 8 months ago
It's almost like they know they're endangered and decided to prove it.
Amy S 8 months ago
Good news! They've been upgraded from endangered to vulnerable.
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Doodles1983 8 months ago
I love all monochromatic clumsy animals. Penguins and Pandas top the list!
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Panda herding is right up there with cat herding. Just look at that little goober.
MsPlants 8 months ago
they are too lazy to mate so they have to be assisted to get in the mood. this is not a joke there is panda p**n and them being too lazy to "do it" is one of the reason numbers were declining in the wild
#6
Nuku Nyara 8 months ago
I love your American outsider art. If I could afford it, I would hire you to add some to my hoodie as well 🤩👍
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
I have a few of my old favorite hoodies that could use some of this very cool repair work!
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Dawn Marie 8 months ago
Way before is was cool to have holes in your jeans, 1960's, I had some how managed to rip my jeans at the knees. Mother fixed them by embroidering a Band-Aid over each knee.
#7
Gracie Mae 8 months ago
count me in--at some point in my life i have been all of the Golden Girls
#8
Bec 8 months ago
We were visiting' my uncle once. His family had some pretty expensive hobbies relative to us and he was showing off their motorcycles, they had one for everyone in their family of four, but the adults had the big kind with 2 wheels in the back, storage, he was bragging about the helmets that they could communicate with each other. After we drove away my Mom rolled her eyes and said slap another wheel and a roof on it and you'd have a car!
Bi.Felicia 8 months ago
There are cars on the road that are 3-wheeled, like the Reliant Robin and BMW Isetta. Many different cars have the option/ability to have no roof, like convertibles and Jeep Wranglers. So technically mom was right, with or without the extra wheel and roof.
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Part of me thinks electric unicycles would make getting around the city easier, but then I see the erratic way people drive and change my mind.
Catherine Maven 8 months ago
... or a Mr. Bean episode ... except he'd be riding it backwards with a befuddled expression on his face ... LOLOL
#9
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Teach your dog how to growl on command. That'll get the next obstructing amorous couple to take notice.
Nikki Gross 8 months ago
Screw waiting for the dog. I would've started to growl and bark at the couple...Bonus points if your Good Boi joins in the conversation.
Farnzy 8 months ago
Yes :) "AM" stands for "ante meridiem", which is Latin for "before midday," and "PM" stands for "post meridiem", which is Latin for "after midday"
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Forrest Hobbs 8 months ago (edited)
Aslan to the White Witch. https://narnia.fandom.com/wiki/The_Deep_Magic (I was there when it was just words in a book - before any of these modern televisual adaptations... Yes, even before this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lion,_the_Witch_and_the_Wardrobe_(1967_TV_serial) 😉)
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
I guess we're going to have to add Teensplaining to our lexicon. BTW, what's with the disposable cameras instead of phone cameras? I thought kids were more environmentally conscientious than older people.
ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM 8 months ago
You mean those kids that buy from Primark and Temu? Well, you might wanna sit down...
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Michael Largey 8 months ago
I was registering on a site where you scrolled down a wheel to enter your birth year. It ran out of years before it got to mine. Am I legally dead?
Dilly Millandry 8 months ago
Or are we getting ready for the real life Logan's Run...
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Remi (He/Him) 8 months ago
I once ran into a badly designed government website where you needed to tab back one month at a time. All the year scrolling pales in comparison
Sue User 8 months ago
I found one too, but i dont remember the site. Maybe it was same one, because i would hate to think there are two webdites with same horrendous design.
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Lee Gilliland 8 months ago
You guy do know that you can click on the year above the date so you can flash through them, yes?
Nota Robot 8 months ago
This meme was funny for about five minutes. But since this show was aired in the Netherlands only between 1990 and 1993, I had to explain it to the very first person I showed it to: my wife, who is four years younger. So then it became confrontational.
lisa_l_ross58 8 months ago
I've been watching Tubi....all the shows from my childhood (1960s) and it is FREE!
#12
MsPlants 8 months ago
and it bouncing back open if you closed it too fast or too hard or too soft or hell closed in any way really lol
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
I still remember my stereo system with fond nostalgia. It was mindblowing. Now all my music is on my phone. Does make moving a helluva lot easier.
#13
BrunoVI 8 months ago
"Pumpkin spice." I don't like it, but I'd just want to confuse her. (In america these days, it's more like a season than a seasoning.)
Colleen Glim 8 months ago
Right?! What is about September 1st that makes perfectly rational adults want to sprinkle pumpkin spice like pixie dust? It’s everywhere!
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Judy Reynolds 8 months ago
Kids just had a "Dress as your Favourite Season" Day. How do you dress as garlic salt?
Kelly H. Wilder 8 months ago
Chef's hat with holes on top, round cardboard tube-like sandwich board that's painted with the McCormick logo?
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#14
Brian Droste 8 months ago (edited)
I think I want some curtains with the shadow of kittens or cats on the bottom like this.
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Pheebs 8 months ago
I don’t know, I’m kind of having fun with shanties right now. Mostly when I’m listening to my Pandora thumbprint station and it goes from something like Linkin Park or Disturbed to a random shanty.
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Khavrinen 8 months ago
I'm old enough to remember before that, when pan flutes had their moment in the '80s. Zamfir!
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Don't forget Tuvan-Mongol throat singing. They had their moment in the music industry's sun.
Potato Vic 8 months ago
I still have that! I remember loving the x files theme song and I hadn't even seen the showback then
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Pferdchen 8 months ago
Before that, we had Whale Songs. Here's an article about the 1960s phenomena (read it quick before NPR is defunded!): https://www.npr.org/2014/12/26/373303726/recordings-that-made-waves-the-songs-that-saved-the-whales
Sue User 8 months ago
Time to step up listener donations. Start a gofundme.
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AtMostAFabulist 8 months ago
I was listening to the Bob and Tom show, they were playing a chant and then added Ozzy's Iron Man, and it fit perfectly.
Load More Replies... Lady Eowyn 8 months ago
I've always loved Gregorian chants. When my dad was a kid, he lived in a tenement that had a central courtyard. When he was studying late at night, he'd open his bedroom window and play Gregorian chants as he studied. He always wondered what the gentile neighbors thought when they heard that. (it was a heavily Jewish area)
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago
It's become quite the exciting field. Six or seven new species, and potentially more, were discovered beneath the Antarctic ice recently.
The Queen Of France 8 months ago
I was starting university in the 80s and wanted to be a marine biologist. The academic advisor talked me out of it because all the marine biologists were working other jobs.
keyboardtek 8 months ago
Because it is a cool career. One just needs many years of college and science to be able to do the work. That may be tough to find in today's anti-science mentality in the USA.
#17
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
But still wake up with a sore shoulder and a kink in your neck.
Joe Reaves 8 months ago
And if you put one in slightly the wrong place you're going to be turning your whole body like a Thunderbird for the next week.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 8 months ago
The sign of being a bonafide adult is when you do the research and spend good money for a proper mattress and pillows because sleep has become a pressing priority.
April Pickett 8 months ago
Be sure they are good pillows, not from K-Mart or Wal-Mart. Their pillows will be as flat as my pancakes inside 6 weeks.
ManuelQue 8 months ago
Thanks for this. I wanted to buy a body pillow and Walmart had them for a decent price - but I didn't think they'd last. I bought one from Sleep Country for about $240 and it is totally worth it!
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Amanda Fondaumiere 8 months ago
And rolling over sounds like you are sleeping on rice krispies
#18
pineapple87 8 months ago
Could have just taken a picture of the penguin. Tbh, this looks like he took it using the back camera.
Laura Lawson 8 months ago
It's HUGH FREAKING JACKMAN & A BABY PENGUIN!! He could have used the camera from the moon landing for all I care, it doesn't get more adorable!
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Chihuahua Mama 8 months ago
I can't see a penguin without him saying "pen-wing" playing in my head
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cj be like 8 months ago (edited)
presenting Wolverine and the baby penguin, coming in Antarctica in the near future (i hope)
#19
Bob Jones 8 months ago
This feature is fastastic. I want to know if someone has compromised my account before they login. The people who complain the most about having to have security are the ones who scream the loudest and want to blame everyone else when their accounts and banking gets compromised.
#20
keyboardtek 8 months ago
My wife has spent her entire life thinking of the best way to solve any problem. So knowing she is prepared to deal with anything that comes our way, she does not worry. As the saying goes, worry is not preparation.
Ffion Jones 8 months ago
I do not get people who have never had mental health issues. Strange isn’t it?
Probably Legal 8 months ago
I am that anxiety-less person, and I genuinely don’t understand how anxiety works. Can anyone explain?
#21
MsPlants 8 months ago
Actually this is really sad because this is a picture od a possum being held up at gun point and his expression is one of shock that he was being mugged in such a safe neighborhood!
RabidChild 8 months ago
So.... I can"t really do the thing? I am sad. Sad too because possums should never be mugged matter where they live. Poor possum
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Deborah B 8 months ago
Sadly, that's NZ bushland, and that possum is a noxious invasive pest. The "thing" he's doing is ring-barking native trees and eating the eggs of native birds. They're fluffy and cute, but they're environmental damage in a fur coat.
Hippopotamuses 8 months ago (edited)
... and we're still allowed to keep rabbits and ferrets as pets?
Load More Replies... DennyS (denzoren) 8 months ago
Yay possum! Oh you mean I can do the thing...thanks possum, it means a lot!
cerinamroth 8 months ago
This photo reminds me of a silly photo my husband took of our little baby when she was tiny. She slept with her hands in little fists above her head but looked like she was frowning. He put a cucumber between her hands to make it look like she was lifting weights :)
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 8 months ago
This photo puts a smile on my face every time I see it. Until tonight when my brain superimposed Trump doing his D!ck Dance. Just remember, misery loves company.
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DennyS (denzoren) 8 months ago
As a zoology major...I can confirm...it is in fact, correct....looks at the birthday cake I bought and it's not my birthday...
sturmwesen 8 months ago
ahhh I see: today you reap the benefit of being an adult. Congrats to your non-birthday
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
I would totally disagree with your biology teacher, time for some garlic bread and pasta with a side of French fries!
Michael Largey 8 months ago
On the salary your biology teacher is probably receiving, it would be hard for him to conceive of a well of sadness that had a bottom.
#23
Dragons Exist 8 months ago
I like learning about useless things when I choose to, not when I'm forced to
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
The only class I hated, and knew then that it was a complete waste of time, was the mandatory US History class. Lies upon lies upon lies, and that doesn't include the vast omissions that in themselves are lies.
Nosirrow 8 months ago
I was baffled as a child by people who didn't want to learn new things. Where's their curiosity? There are so many interesting things to explore.
Michael Largey 8 months ago (edited)
"I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught." - Winston Churchill
Load More Replies... pineapple87 8 months ago
The only subject that felf like this to me was philosophy. I felf it was the dumbest invention ever. Can't say my view has changed too much because I'm still too practical for it, but I still enjoy learning new things, no matter how "useless".
Orange Mum 7 months ago
Why is this so true, because I just got to know, you know what I mean, got to know at 1am in the morning how cheese is made and I will watch that sucker to the end
Michael Largey 8 months ago
The kids who asked me when they would they use this in real life were so often the ones least likely to have one.
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago (edited)
This should be on everyone's dream board. Or, just go straight into politics.
keyboardtek 8 months ago
Politics is where one does not even have to do the minimum.
Load More Replies... Sarah Bailey 8 months ago
And can wear a sign that says broken when I'm tired even though I'm working just fine!
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April Pickett 8 months ago
My school days are over, too. I quit when they came out with that little square with all the squiggles in it that you're supposed to read on your phone.
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
That freaking QR code thingy that you need just to order a burger. I'm still clueless how to do that and, quite frankly, don't want to learn.
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago
My brand new printer sudden began acting squirrelly, so I went online to see what I can do to resolve the issue and found several possibilities. Bad news is, I need a computer science degree to follow the instructions, so I should have it fixed in 4yrs.
Sarah 8 months ago
Let us know the solution. I’m still waiting on answer to a request I made on car radio / clock settings that I made in 1986 . Will share once received
Load More Replies... Hippopotamuses 8 months ago
I'm 63, and I've had it with smart-phone apps. I'm reasonably tech savy, but I just can't be bothered any more. Too many functions on one small device. Just give me on-device controls!
Sarah 8 months ago
I know I’m going to sound horrible . I’m only 45- done my years of partying into early hours. Spend days off work watching Netflix etc on phone so I’m no saint. But when I did my 20 odd years of parties/ clubbing / drinks after work .. totally different to what I see now when out fr dinner. Young couples friends and all of them staring at their phones , not just to send a quick message but they are on phone for ages. So weird and this is at dinner in a restaurant. I don’t get it and I’m no fuddy- duddy. All I saw from Two tables around me recently was the top of their heads. Neither couple spoke just did Whatever on phones.
Overstimulated Underregulated 7 months ago
Yes it's really sad how this is so common now😞
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Uncle Panda 8 months ago
"No, McDs. I'm not using the app to order. That's why I'm sitting at the drive thru speaker."
Michael Largey 8 months ago
I'm not learning that because I'm not going to use that. (Or it will be obsolete long before I get a grasp on it.)
Verena 8 months ago
With age comes the realization, that technology changes faster and faster, but is not necessarily an improvement. The first time I realised it, after mobile phones got smaller and smaller, they suddenly started to grow again. And with life experience a lot of things are way less important to make you happy and successful in life, than any influencer or peers force you to believe.
Nancy Beck 7 months ago
if you add too much knowledge to your brain, some spells over. That is called dementia.
Marsha Hultberg 8 months ago
A techie in the '80s... NOW? Apple please... NOT another update! I liked it before. 🙄 I don't want your 'improvements' complicating my life. Aside: Apple recently told me my 10ish year old MacBook Pro is literally vintage, soon to be obsolete. OYE! We're pawns, and well, living in the US at this point, we're QUANTUM pawns. End of rant.
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keyboardtek 8 months ago
And then you tell him about Trump and the end of democracy and he has permanent anxiety attacks waiting for that future.
Hassel Davidhoff 8 months ago
*the end of democracy in America. Other places have it sorted. At least, for now.
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Trophy Husband 8 months ago
If you get a time machine, tell yourself to buy Bitcoin in 2009 and hold until 2017. Thank me for this advice by tracking me down and telling me the same thing.
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Not me. I'd travel into the future so I'd be closer to the Big Sleep.
Andrew Keir 8 months ago
Relax, the future is coming to get you. Just stay where you are...
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Kabuki Kitsune 8 months ago
The hug just erases you from existence. Same matter can not occupy the same place in two parts of the timeline.
#27
MsPlants 8 months ago
Goat "this is some b******t and I expect it to be rectified immediately"
Doodles1983 8 months ago
As goat enthusiast, I'd buy someone ELSE'S goat a new trampoline
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Oh no. Tis a sad day, indeed. Goats are inquisitive and intelligent and need stimulation. This guy needs a reinforced trampoline.
Robert Beveridge 8 months ago
Get Black Phillip his new trampoline, the effects of not doing so could be horrifying
Michael Largey 8 months ago
I hear he's very good on the trampoline. In fact, not just good, but G.O.A.T.
#28
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 TribbleThinking 8 months ago (edited)
To be fair, "durian" literally means "thorny", and "rambutan" means "hairy".
Kabuki Kitsune 8 months ago
The fruit orange got its name long before the color was called orange. In fact, until the 16th century, the color's name was "Yellow-red", or "Red-Yellow." People started calling the color orange after the fruit, not vice versa.
Roxy222uk 8 months ago
Passion fruit are named after a Christian definition of The Passion, related to the number of petals, stamens, and other things in the flowers. I don't know by whom or why.
Kabuki Kitsune 8 months ago
The Spanish. They called it "flor das cinco chagas" or "flower of the five wounds". First originated in the 18th century.
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Geoffrey Scott 8 months ago
...who I definitely do NOT want to hold hands with.
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joann fielding 8 months ago
I miss Sam the Eagle from the Muppet Show. (Yes, I'm old.) Imagine what he'd have to say about today's politics. Sigh
Bob Brooce 8 months ago
I see a lot of eagles in my neck of the woods and they pretty much all look mad. The one on the right might look a bit sad, but sad about something that he's angry about. untitled-6...c4fdf9.jpg 
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
They can be terrifying to look at, esp. if it's the last thing you see.
#30
Ed Walker 8 months ago
They wont melt in the freezer. Trust me. I have a PhD in the thermodynamics of Italian cheeses.
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Being pre-diabetic, I've had to watch my food intake for many years, so I tend to eat small portions throughout the day. My ex wouldn't eat until late at night. He was moody, easily frustrated, prone to fits of rage, and depressed. So, some cheese just might be the correct course.
Catlady6000 8 months ago
Sounds like he needed to eat small portions throughout the day. Or just eat.
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Michael Largey 8 months ago
If it's a real problem, then you're entitled to something with melted cheese, aren't you?
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T'Mar of Vulcan 8 months ago
My dad used to ask me to play Queen songs by going, "Put on the music by that group... with the guy with the good voice... uh... Eddie Murphy?" I'd reply, "Freddie Mercury, Dad!" Dad, "Yah, him!!"
keyboardtek 8 months ago
I watched all three of the series in a binge night. I could not tell you a single event from any of them. They were the most over hyped BS movies I ever watched.
A girl 8 months ago
I'm glad I'm not the only one. I made it maybe 15 minutes. Yawn
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Nancy Beck 7 months ago
don't believe sub-titles, they make things up as they go. Sometimes they spell words 3-4 different ways.
#32
DennyS (denzoren) 8 months ago
It does make for some amazing poems though, I implore anyone to start writing them down.
Billo66 8 months ago
There once was a man from the west, and although he tried his best, he fell into d.r.u.g.s and began to see bugs, they took him away in a vest. lol hows that.
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
When intrusive thoughts strike, usually in those minutes while falling asleep, I do math problems. It's distracting enough to push everything out of my mind. Just read using words is another distraction. Pick a letter, then think of words that begin with that letter.
Kathy Brooke 8 months ago
Intrusive thoughts are like that one person who will talk for an hour if you say "hello" so treat them the same: a small nod of acknowledgement then turn away and be too busy to engage. Keep a mental pinboard of other things to think about in case you need to look busy - anything from 'what's for tea?' to 'if I won thr lottery I would....' Don't ever engage the intrusive thought.
Catlady6000 8 months ago
Intrusive thoughts are the narcissists of the brain.
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Child of the Stars 8 months ago
It's a legit coping skill. Reframing my thoughts-not just intrusive thoughts, but anxiety-induced thoughts and even my self-talk-has gone a long way for me. For example, I only use the word "plan" for things that cannot be altered or responsibilities that cannot be put on the back burner: what time I'm scheduled to be at work or when my kids get out of school, for example. But if a thing can be altered or set aside (my graduation date, for example) are not plans but goals. That way, if I have to, say, take a semester or two off because life happened, I don't feel guilty or angry at myself when it doesn't go the way I wanted.
#33
MsPlants 8 months ago
someone in the design dept was colorblind but his dad was the owner of the company so no one told him this was ridiculous
Verena 8 months ago
More likely it is a toy not hurting the esthetics of a "perfect" home.
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Vinny DaPooh 8 months ago
Sorry to all the basic b*itch aesthetic moms but your infant isn't a prop for your feed.
#34
PFD 8 months ago
I was listening to an audiobook and thought it was kinda cool they'd added atmospheric cricket/cicada sounds. Took off my headphones and that's how I discovered I'd developed tinnitus
Bruised Panda 8 months ago
Yes that is so annoying I'm always slowing down and looking around trying to figure out which way the police are coming from and then nothing it's the music
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Never Snarky 8 months ago
I do this with my car radio. Is that part of the song or is my car making funny sounds.
Chicken Mitten 8 months ago
When songs have sirens and I always think I'm getting pulled over.
#35
Andrew Keir 8 months ago
Add that to "What did you do in the war, Daddy?" - "Didn't talk about it then, not starting now"
#36
keyboardtek 8 months ago
I am 70 and now have to do daily posture exercises because my cervical spine has three herniated disks inside it. I am a piano player with a long neck. It is a drag.
#37
Bec 8 months ago
When I turned 14 my older sister sent me a card for a 4-year old that she added a 1 to, it was hilarious
Verena 8 months ago
Cards for 4 year olds are much more fun than for teens
Load More Replies... pineapple87 8 months ago
When I turned 7, my grandmother sent me a card congratulating me on my 8th birthday. It's been 30 years. I have not forgotten.
Karen Menard 8 months ago
My sons don't know I send them the exact same birthday and Christmas cards.
#38
sturmwesen 8 months ago
I bought 3 olive and 3 black pants (same model: low waisted bell bottom) at once... they were 16€each and I only have to decide the color of the day😁
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 TribbleThinking 8 months ago
I have multiples of some dresses. Some people must think I never change.
Billo66 8 months ago
In the 70s I wanted one of those suede jackets with fringe hanging off the sleeves and evrywhere. A hippie jacket. My Mom said no, it looks ridiculous and you will regret it later. She was right.
Sue User 8 months ago
When i moved to country, i finally understood the fringe. It wicks the water away from the coat in the rain.
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Marsha Hultberg 8 months ago
Never the trains fault Thomas, I understand. Like dogs, it's never the dogs fault, ALWAYS their people's. Makes me crazy!
Load More Replies... Chewie Baron 8 months ago
Oh yes, from book Thomas and James do M**h but James kills Percy and goes to Jail and Thomas is Depressed. I remember that book.
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Even with a cleaning and fresh paint, it's droopy eyes and pouting lips tell a story of hardship, not fun.
Hippopotamuses 8 months ago (edited)
My God. That face is just a pants-soiling nightmare for any toddler.
#40
Dorothy Reiser 8 months ago
Can't even choose...my Japanese mom's flat chest, my Russian Jewish dad's big arms....
Tom Brincefield 8 months ago
When I see a new doctor and they ask for a family history of health issues I just tell them to check them all.
Roshan Kassan 8 months ago
Diabetes, heart problems, back problems. skin problems, balding - thanks mom and dad
#41
DennyS (denzoren) 8 months ago
You never know...it could be a Blade Runner type situation and you've just saved them.
Gémeaux jumeaux 8 months ago
Maybe wait and see how the whole 23andMe bankruptcy/data sale thing pans out first.
Nuku Nyara 8 months ago
Haha this reminds me of when Fry went into the past and became his own grandpa which also led to him saving the world from the Brain Spawn from taking over.
Kaye 8 months ago
probably won't be long in the US before DNA of every person has to be registered, especially from birth, considering their paranoia about race
Historyherstory (old guy) 8 months ago
Yes. Just this morning I sat up from deep sleep and screamed, "oh lord, Caucasian! " You're a wedge for sure....the simplest of tools. Hopefully not from Europe the bastion of tolerance. Brush up on your Russian, they are super tolerant.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 8 months ago
I'm glad I know where my biological lines hailed from, but I don't respond to the multitude of distant relatives I match with. Knowing my immediate family was more than enough for me.
Elena Smith 8 months ago
Her future grandchildren will be criminals for sure so I get her concern :D
tameson 8 months ago (edited)
It won't matter because there will be thousands of people who you have never heard of with DNA profiles who are also related to your granddaughter. And they will have her in their family trees. The only hope for future criminals is to never, ever, ever leave a trace of DNA.
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AuntKaren12 8 months ago
client came into the office the other day and as I was walking by I spoke and we chatted only for a minute and she said, "It was good to see you!" I have never felt so tactfully dismissed...
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 TribbleThinking 8 months ago
*gratefully nabs that to keep in my toolkit*
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 8 months ago
The building I live in is odd in that we don't visit one another in our flats. We'll talk in the doorway while the visitor stands in the hall, chat in the lobby or outside, but not inside our flats.
Kaye 8 months ago
sounds like everywhere in Saskatchewan, except half the time they talk at you from the sidewalk and won't even come in the yard
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Major Harris 8 months ago
"I'd let you watch, I would invite you But the queens we use would not excite you....."
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The Darkest Timeline 8 months ago
Far too many people do not allow their lack of understanding from not only “analyzing” things they know little or nothing about, they also feel the need to state their alleged analyses profusely on the internet.
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Sue User 8 months ago
Never thought i would see the day when bacon, eggs, and orange juice for breakfast was a splurge.
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Hippopotamuses 8 months ago
Heaven..... Dāmn. Now I need to make the walk of shame to the refrigerator for some cheese!
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Auntriarch 8 months ago
Margaritas are better for you, because fruit juice
Load More Replies... Roxy222uk 8 months ago
Absolutely makes sense. I don't want P***i, if my favourite soft drink isn't available then we're moving on to my favourite alcoholic drink.
Khavrinen 8 months ago
Was that you censoring the name of "that other cola", or BP?
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"Disembodied voice" 8 months ago
My car mirror is a different black from the rest of the car :(
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Stupidity makes me grumpy. The blatant stupidity sweeping across the globe can set my teeth on edge. It's my own fault. I thought the future would be brighter. I set my expectations for humans way too high.
Michael Largey 8 months ago (edited)
It's not just about the orange. It's also about the maga-red roof top. (And if it's also a Tesla, ...)
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Robert Beveridge 8 months ago
Heard the whispers. A boy up in Windhelm named Aventus Aretino been tryin' to contact the Dark Brotherhood.
BeesEelsAndPups 8 months ago
There's also Shroud Hearth Barrow right outside of Ivarstead. Bartender has been seeing ghosts there and is willing to pay somebody to investigate. Somebody should be investigating who built a town so close to a barrow. Haven't they read the LOTR? Barrows are dangerous places, even when they aren't full of draugr.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 8 months ago
When I was in college, I did a little bartending. I should've taken notes to write a screenplay.
Marla Singer 8 months ago
I recently had someone start a conversation by asking, "Who did you talk to this week that you wanted to strangle?" I acted like it was a weird entree, but really, I *had* definitely wanted to strangle some people.
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Tom Brincefield 8 months ago
It's the overhead view of the outline of someone mowing with a push mower.
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BrunoVI 8 months ago (edited)
Not very good at it if you ask me. Europeans will never know the glory of a fresh baseball field. No, fields soccer aren't the same. A green-on-green plaid is the most wondrous sign of spring, and they need the odd geometry of a baseballfield to work.
Apatheist Account2 8 months ago
You forget that we play cricket. And golf.
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The Darkest Timeline 8 months ago
“I’m…I'm so sorry. I don’t know what came over me. But for real, though…”
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Cathleen Cummings 8 months ago
(On a side note, NEVER donate money to a charity when the cashier asks you at the grocery store, because most of the money goes to administration fees. AND the supermarket itself claims the whole thing as a tax write-off.)
Nimitz 8 months ago
Not true. You know they'd love to, but they are not able to do that with money they collected from the public. All the money has to go to the charity and they do not receive a tax write off. The write off is yours if you save your receipt and submit it with your taxes. For example: McDonalds does not actually get any tax write offs for Ronald McDonald House.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 8 months ago
It's bad enough having to go past the people asking for donations or signatures outside the store, but to have the store ask during the transaction is annoying. I'll donate to the charities of my choice.
Debby Keir 8 months ago
In the UK, that's not really a 'thing'. However, we do have collecting tins (particularly for poppies) at certain times a year and we know that unless some cretin steals it, it will go straight to the charity.
Julie S 8 months ago
There all "very good causes" aren't they. "No I want to donate to a very bad cause. Maybe Elon musks retirement fund?"
Bob Brooce 8 months ago
Why yes, yes I would, but I'm totally capable of picking my own worthy cause.
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M H 8 months ago
Just do some excerice and eat some chocolate, thats what my parents say
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Bec 8 months ago
Our grocery had the aisle for pain relief labeled as analgesics and my husband was having a fit because he couldn't figure out where to look for the Tylenol.
General Anaesthesia 8 months ago
Would one find hemorrhoid cream there? Asking for a friend.
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Andrew Keir 8 months ago
"Why are there no aspirin tablets in the jungle? Parrots eat 'em all". .... I'll get my coat...
Load More Replies... Dragons Exist 8 months ago (edited)
Why are the edges of the Asian guy blurry, that's the biggest indicator of it being Photoshop (and, of course, everything else)
Andrew Keir 8 months ago
Panadol is the one in the brightly coloured boxes, paracetamol is half the price because it's in grubby unattractive boxes on the bottom shelf. If you have back problems you have to spend more for pain relief - it's in the Constitution somewhere
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Blew my neighbor's mind when I used the term satsuma instead of mandarin. Whenever I need an ego-boost, all I have to do is chat with someone in the building.
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keyboardtek 8 months ago
While sleeping on your back and the pile of blankets has pushed your foot down, you never woke up screaming because your ankle and calf muscle has gone into a cramp?
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Greg Stewart 8 months ago
I had a client once, in health care job, who lived on his own in large house. He was a thin old guy. I counted his bed blankets once: 17. ..whatever works.
Riley Quinn 8 months ago (edited)
Under a weighted blanket with the window c r a c k e d. I'm dreading summer.
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Chewie Baron 8 months ago
I’ve a scar on my knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground is a quote of his that has brought great comfort in my life.
Robert Millar 8 months ago
Well, I have a birthmark in the shape of Crete. On my...
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
Because pizza parties solve everything in their tiny unimaginative little management minds...
Sandella 8 months ago
Oh please we don't even get pizzas anymore. More like a free banana on a Monday, limited stock, first come first serve..
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Nosirrow 8 months ago
Being overly logical when the other person is hurting is a sign of emotional immaturity. I told a psychologist and upsetting story and he laughed, then said I can't be upset about that. Oh my Lord, that's the solution?!
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DennyS (denzoren) 8 months ago
I need one of these....the cat, the char and the dinosaur...not the bike lol
Uncle Panda 8 months ago
How do you get down from a dino? You need to get a duck first, that's a cat.
Lexi 8 months ago
He had to get up high to survey his kingdom and look down on his human slaves
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Verena 8 months ago
If under 25, a lot of countries offer "travel & work" visa. Or if an EU citizen, there is interrail and free choice of residence and work.
Uncle Panda 8 months ago
The irony being that by the time I could afford a trip to Kilimanjaro, I no longer had the knees.
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Geoffrey Scott 8 months ago
"Yeah, I'll need a to-go container. Can't eat my entree for some reason".
Sue User 8 months ago
I did that at Olive Garden. Ate 3 bowls soup and breadsticks. Took the entree home.
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Greg Stewart 8 months ago
Theres a bunch of insightful psychologist comedians on boredpanda, I'm luvvin it.
karen snyder 8 months ago
Anyone else see what I see? This is what they mean when they say BDE.
Feathered Dinosaur 8 months ago
I don't even know what BDE means and I'm too afraid to google
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Cathleen Cummings 8 months ago
I really didn't believe this was real... and then I googled it.
Hippopotamuses 8 months ago
Same here. Obviously not available where I live. But probably for the best.
Load More Replies... The Darkest Timeline 8 months ago
I don’t, um…but why, though? It’s all just trying to grab every little slice of market share, isn’t it?
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keyboardtek 8 months ago
On the other hand there is the saying "I've got my s**t together. I just can't lift it."
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michael reid 8 months ago
He has the innocent trusting expression of a child
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Robert Beveridge 8 months ago
"Nice to have but not essential" [looks in the mirror] just keep telling yourself that, bub
Dl B 8 months ago
Who would scroll clear through that list then click "I don't really pay attention to memes"?
Roxy222uk 8 months ago
Because most of the ones that get shared on social media aren't any good, but this is a curated list.
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Robert Beveridge 8 months ago
"Nice to have but not essential" [looks in the mirror] just keep telling yourself that, bub
Dl B 8 months ago
Who would scroll clear through that list then click "I don't really pay attention to memes"?
Roxy222uk 8 months ago
Because most of the ones that get shared on social media aren't any good, but this is a curated list.
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