How to invent a new phobia. Miniplasticbabiphobia.

My friend did this with tiny plastic farm animals one time when she was watching my cat while I was away. We were still finding them years later until we eventually moved. Pretty sure the new residents will continue to find small farm animals until the end of time.

Imagine this as part of a wedding speech, 50th anniversary speech, or eulogy. Because I know she won’t stop at hiding the thousands of tiny babies, there will be plenty of speech/eulogy material to add to the list. She sounds like a blast to be around. A harmLESS prankster.

My uncle did this which those little ducks! Except 400 of them. They’re. F*****g. Everywhere.

My BFF and I would put these in water balloons along with red food coloring and then throw them at the protestors outside of Planned Parenthood as we drove past.

In middle school and high school we used to hide these plastic babies everywhere. You couldn’t use the bathroom without plastic babies everywhere. Once you found one, it was your responsibility to hide it somewhere else in the school.

Once when one of my mom's coworkers turned 40 they hid post-it notes with all the traditional 'lordy lordy look who's 40' and 'over the hill' stuff, he was still finding them in random drawers months later

I see they have a Kim Jong Un haircut.

This is so asinine .

Hilarious!

King cake babies. They make them in brown now, too.

hahahahaha, i would do this

She is my spirit animal 🦄 👶

Good luck being a single mother

Friend of mine left them at her place of work.

next thing you need is the pig-a-pult to shoot them around the room

" the fear in his eyes " ..... psychooooooooo

I hope these come in various colors?

Why has he not dropped you like a big buger .

Buying 200 of anything like that and deciding exactly where and how to hide them for such an effect must’ve taken quite some time! 😆

I bought a bunch of rubber cockroaches and hid them amongst my sisters things when I was helping her move. She was not pleased.

Now I know what I'm going to do to my supervisor next time she's off for a week!

Ahh-long lasting pranks

I found one of those in the bakery area at work and showed it to my friend before I threw it away. I made sure to tell her it wasn't the baby Jesus so it was okay to throw away. (She wouldn't let her son throw away the plastic baby from her King cake because it represents Jesus and he wouldn't like being thrown away.😁)

This is brilliant

If you flip them over they even have defined baby butts

I have a new absolute favorite hobby which is to leave overly clueless questions on Amazon product pages for boring things, then wait for the replies to roll in. I can’t remember the last time something gave me such joy. I’ve also realized I’m a weirdo who should have honed her craft and done standup but instead revels in making jokes that are only for me; absolutely nobody else is in on the joke.

At least they're fake babies and not fake spiders, roaches, worms, snakes, or rats