Funny comics are a sure way to brighten someone’s day, and that's exactly what comedy writer and illustrator Steve Nelson does! Steve’s comics might look rather simple at first glance, but they uncover much more than that at a closer look. In fact, Nelson's work is known for sarcasm and deadpan humor, and perhaps that’s why he has gained recognition all over social media so rapidly.

Comics such as “The Roofs of Egypt”, “Careful with voodoo maps”, and others have accumulated millions of likes on social media platforms such as Instagram. With that being said, Nelson’s work has been previously featured on Bored Panda, and you can find some of the artist’s own posts by clicking here, here, here, here, and here!

More info: Instagram | snelse.co.uk | twitter.com | Facebook

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Kat Hoth
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love this, it should be higher.

Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gerald! Nooooo!!!!

Corbin
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yikes that went dark quickly, lol

gg Gc
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK made me laugh out loud

Dizavid
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it. I'll put a pin in it and come back to it.

No Name
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The add on Google said these were sarcastic. They are funny and good but sarcastic? Maybe a few

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Bored Panda also reached out to Steve with some questions! First, we asked the artist if there were any series of works we should be looking forward to, and here's what Nelson revealed to us, "Right now I am currently in the middle of doing cartoons for the Confused.com ads which are appearing weekly on the front of various newspapers across the UK (Metro, Evening Standard and Sunday Times). You can see them on my website here. I also have greeting cards coming out in shops across the UK, made by the lovely people at Woodmansterne. Other projects are TBA!"

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    In too many fandoms
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, some hoomans are so terrible they would have left a splot of blood and a couple cat hair 😡 🤬

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    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have my sympathies. Cuz if that cat didn't move when you pushed a mower around it...well, you have my sympathies.

    Ryan Tharp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mowing in slides is not advisable

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the guy who got woken up at eight Saturday morning by his neighbor mowing the lawn. But he thought "Screw it. The sh!thead can just mow around me."

    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat, Rex Zimmerman, is like this with the vacuum. He also likes to actively roll around in every dust pile he can get his grubby tum tum on.

    WindySwede
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cutting the grass nude?

    Emily
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shirtless, and in non-baggy shorts, I believe

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    Max Hogan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess they don't know much about cats. I've never heard of one that wouldn't beat feet as soon as a mover got on general vicinity.

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    Kat Hoth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be MUCH higher!

    summer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    person say this is my prized possensoin it took me a year to kill it

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be me, but would include spiders.

    bludy mary
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The highest achievement a man can get... killing the annoying house fly that keeps landing on you and your food!

    Cee Sparrow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only type of hunting that is acceptable.

    A Random Gojo Lover
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is One Punch Man's home if he got the fly

    Nicole Tomme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was farside it would be the flies in armchairs and the human on the wall.

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    We also asked Steve, if perhaps he had a favorite comic of his, and he was quick to share his thoughts! "My favorite comic would have to be the pyramids one, where the Egyptian has confused the building instructions. It’s probably also my most popular one!"

    Artists are always looking for ways to improve or perhaps even try something new, we asked Nelson if he had a specific art genre he'd love to try.

    "I always toy with doing animation, but it’s very time-consuming and admittedly quite boring! I’ve done a couple of very simple ones and it’s really cool to see it all moving at the end, but man... it takes so long! Otherwise, for now, I’m just very happy with doing illustrations and cartoons."

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    Tommy Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't this exist for introverts like me?!?

    Scott Rackley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never understood this. I can see introducing your name and role, and the rest is immaterial. I'm not your friend, we have s**t to get accomplished here, quit wasting time

    Dizavid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More proof life could benefit from emulating video games. (Personally I want life to get on that whole "eat a large chunk of meat to recover from being nearly dead" thing.

    Fahim Abdullah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think people even pay attention to you after the name and role parts. They are just waiting for the meeting and all.

    Eve Ballein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I really try this next time??

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    Maxi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans are so cruel.

    alias D.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes sir. Mean at what point did we think an animal that can’t feel pain is possible I mean it’s kind of necessary for life complex life that is.

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    Alana Voeks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lobster isn't even that tasty to me anyways, but not killing the poor things before boiling them or frying them up is stupidly cruel. I think everyone who does this has at least some amount of sadism running in their veins.

    Amelia Bee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, I'm a zoologist. Yes, lobsters feel pain. You can kill them instantly with a sharp knife, stabbing straight into the center of the head and following through bringing the knife down towards the front, bifurcating its ganglia. It takes all of five seconds. There's no excuse to not do this before cooking them, it changes nothing and is the far kinder option. Fish feel pain too, so I am very angry at certain cuisines that cut fish up alive and serve them to the customer still conscious.

    Moezzzz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An official Government report in 2021 concluded that, yes, they DO feel pain. Also, grass lets off that wonderful smell as a way to warn other grass that they've been injured. They scream.....

    Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took the zero when they boiled a live lobster in my culinary arts class.

    Lucy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved lobster 🦞 until I discovered how they are cooked & I was horrified & haven't touched a lobster since.

    IAmSoLost
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 1950s, doctors said the same for infants

    PlatinumTheCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people actually think this, because this is one of the reasons I think it’s wrong to cook lobsters, crabs, and clams

    Dizavid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Climate change will end up being our karma. In usual fashion, even our karma will be destructive to all forms of life around us.

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    Speaking of art, we were wondering if Steve had any tips to share with those of you who might be just starting out in the field.

    "Oh God… From my zero education in art/comics/cartoons I can only speak from my experience. And it might be super unhelpful! I came into it from a comedy writing background so I’ve been writing jokes for over 10 years. That helped massively, I think, because being a good writer outweighs drawing ability when it comes to funny comics. Actually, being bad at drawing can often make the comics funnier. I used to draw more crudely but the neat-freak part of my brain wouldn’t allow it to carry on so I had to balance that out. I still wrestle with it! So, anyway, learn to write jokes and that’s 90% of it. While doing that, just draw a lot - that’s how you'll develop your unique style. It can take years and years and, if you’re like me, you’ll never be quite happy with it! But it’s really important to have a unique style so you stand out. Ideally, you want people to know it’s your work at one glance."

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    Why?
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than an alien xenomorph implant!

    Robert B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooo! That scene in Prometheus, when David scans the Shaw. “ I’m afraid it’s not human. “

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    The Captain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greqt diet plan, in the beginning anyway.

    ravina nimje
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can he be sure, there is only one tapeworm?

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pregnancy is not the worst thing in the world. Been preggo twice and had appendicitis once...I find pregnancy to be far preferable.

    The Captain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One makes you gain weight, the other makes you lose it.

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    Scotty Riddle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funnier if second one is "Hose B" in my opinion.

    Channo Sagara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mexican jokes: lol that's funny. African jokes: no that's racist.

    Shereen Collington
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Ghanaian and didn't like this one. It's racist.

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    Hatred Pony
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this is already a meme.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    Remind me why things like this are “funny” but not “racist” or “stereotyping”?

    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How Though?? 😂 😂 I'm Hispanic And It's Hilarious!! If You Don't Get It, Let Me Explain: In English A Hose Is Pronounced "hoe-oz". In Spanish, The J Is Pronounced The Same As An English H. This Is Why The Second Picture Used The Word "José" Which Is Also A Popular Hispanic Name. These Comics Are Meant To Be Funny And These Specifically Add A Bit Of Darkness And Sarcasm. If You Can't Handle These, Perhaps This Isn't The Place For You To Find Jokes?? Also, I Would Appreciate It if Everyone Would Stop Finding Racism In EVERYTHING!! And Stop Playing The Race Card Too. It's A Simple Joke. Stop Finding Trouble Where There Are None. I Hope I Helped You Understand A Bit More. 💕 💕 ✨ I Apologize If My Writing With Capital Letters Inconveniences Anyone. I Suffer From OCD. ✨

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    When we look at a piece of art, what happens is that we usually perceive some sort of emotion, whether it's positive or negative is entirely up to us, but in the end, the artist still has achieved a certain goal - a reaction. We asked Nelson to share with us what he'd like for people to take away when looking at his comics.

    "My sole aim is to make people laugh. Preferably out loud while they’re in a public setting. Or in an inappropriate setting, that would be even better."

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    TheElderNom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! My boyfriend is the opposite, he only drinks sparkling water. He also prefers hard water over soft since it has more flavour. So weird!

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    1.21Gigawatts?!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sparkling water is an abomination to society. Whoever thought of it shall be put to death.

    AuthorHeart<3
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo, sparkling water is so good!

    Misty Moon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taurine. I love sparkling water but actively avoid the ones with taurine because of the bitterness.

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    Torbjorn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude theirs sparkling waters at my school and the only reason anyone buys them is to throw them at each other

    Audra Sisler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I'd keep walking too!! Or crawling I guess lol

    ADHD raptor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ya that s**t tastes like tv static

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    Roxas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as I hate sparkling water I still drink them even though its painful but it's always good to drink them early just in case of emergencies where the restaurant only has sparkling water or you and your friend plan a hiking trip and he is on water duty and doesn't know the difference between sparkling water from water so he gets the sparkling water twelve bottles of sparkling water but good news you have become immune to sparkling water because of all that practice.

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    Jody Whitmarsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if we find out they have bottoms like the Easter island heads?

    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its like Easter Island. The rest of the house is down there.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick! Burn the page!

    shiny shinx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that roof seems kinda steep anyway though

    Milo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dig underground and build the house from there! That's what the people at Easter Island did. I think.

    Lucy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh oh oops wrong plans 🙄🤭

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    For some people, art is not only a hobby, but something way more, and it seems that Steve certainly has his own goals he wants (or hopes) to accomplish when it comes to his comics.

    "Someone laughing at my cartoon during a funeral is what I’m learning from my answer above."

    Most creators tend to receive some type of comments about their work pretty much every day, but sometimes some of them stand out more so than others.

    "My brother-in-law commented on one of my posts pretending to be offended by it. He was making fun of trolls who have made similar outlandish comments in the past on my other cartoons. The cartoon he commented on then went viral and I pinned his comment to the top. Nearly everyone took his comment seriously and he got torrential abuse thrown his way - some were even DMing it to him! Ha ha. I should point out that he found this all hilarious. I offered to unpin it and wind everyone in, but he said no and had fun with it all. Nutter."

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    Olivier Dhuyvettere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you could put the bags on the ground instead of on the seats or even better use a foldable re-usable box to put in the trunk

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    just lilli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the foot space meant for grocery bags? Or, even better, how about the trunk?

    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have little hooks that hang off the headrests for my delicate groceries. Everything else is just Tetris-ed into the back.

    fs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that, not going to do it again.

    Cats4u
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody else think the bread in the top pic is sus? Reminds me of something...

    Darian Starfrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol.. that's why you put between the seats, on the floor, or somewhere else you can jam it all

    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always put mine on the floor of the backseat... Then again I have no kids and no one ever sits back there.

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    Bored_Panda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I clearly remember you saying s**t...

    Angela Diefenderfer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was trying to teach my dog to "sit pretty" it was weeks before I realized what she was hearing was "go potty" that I'd accidentally taught her every time I took her outside to pee

    Marlene Wood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No human you said s**t, now where's my treat?

    Divinetries
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the dog craps on command then that's talent

    The Captain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should talk to someone about that lisp.

    Yodelis Sosa
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Way Easier For Our Dogs To Take Commands In Spanish. 😂 😂

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    Lastly, we were curious to find out if Steve had any other hobbies besides making art.

    "Not a lot, to be honest! I spend most of my time writing and drawing. Otherwise, I’m reading, watching TV, or going out to watch live music. Love indie music. While I’m here everyone should be listening to my favorite indie band Nature TV. I do the designs for all their merch and a lot of their posters and social media stuff. They’re unsigned so you should go throw them your support!"

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is George, Brian is toothpick

    The_Bipolar_Express_1225
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another innocent (not really, invasive mfs) Norway Maple meets its end.

    Robecca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what was he doing while Brian was getting cut?

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    Valerea King
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Situation-specific cone of shame

    Chris Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't appreciate being judged for my use of VLC Player. Or alcohol.

    summer
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    Alana Voeks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you who would love to have your dogs have a fun time but don't wanna intoxicate them with our nasty human drink (and quite possibly shut down their livers), there is beer for dogs

    Anonymous Panda She/Her/Hers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do believe we officially have to many "human like" things for dogs.

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    messy_artist11
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yay!! same sex couples!!! look how far we've come!!

    Robert B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like all the people with the deer-in-the-headlights look.

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    Kristina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the controversy on this one. People are happy about the representation. The different races and same sex couples. But then there's the people who are hating on it saying same sex doesn't need to represented in 'everything'. Are you kidding??? We're not. For centuries we've fought for our place and to be treated equally we used to be *murdered* for loving the same gender?? WE STILL ARE IN SOME COUNTRIES! and we've finally got some recognition and you're complaining. Grow up. Is it really that hard to accept someone for who they love??? you're hating on something that is literally about love. REALLY????

    Bridgette Lyons
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hit across the board on this one ✌🏾😎 #representationMatters

    Alana Voeks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have had one couple laughing at the others who got mixed up. You know it'd happen

    Emily
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting how everyone is seated on their blanket in the same position. All the people who think they are being proposed to on the left. All the panicked (apart from the man actually proposing) would-be proposers on the right. I would not want to overhear those 5 conversations when they find out their partner was not proposing (at least in that moment).

    Huntshroom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yessss same sex couples we’ve made it

    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish there were someone I'd mistake for a would-be suiter.

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    WordiGirl
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the matching dress! We should both go to a gala(xy) together. Is there not one going on in this space yet? Don't worry. I'll planet!

    GreatKhan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why only Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin got to step on the moon.

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    Hey!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably how we looked when my brother had to hold it because I was too short. I could drive it, even at 16 but couldn't put my boots down on the road. LOL.

    Milo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's club be like

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    a_smol_berry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can everyone stop to look at what they’ve all painted, I mean banana and apple have gone basic but the other two?! 😳

    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha Orange puts bra and changes the uncle on the right. I shouldn't laugh but I am immature

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    Duncan
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pear is the Picasso of the bunch. Orange is painting his fantasy. Being in a bowl and playing with 6 Mellon. Thing wrong with wishful thinking

    Existential Crisis Dog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the Danny DeVito on the right in the bowl.

    bludy mary
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Danny devito?! In a fruit bowl?!

    Paloma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how Orange put himself in the picture

    Mykidsartrocks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That orange has got some.kinky ideas. 😂

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    Anyone-for-tea?
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They usually name diseases after the doctor that discovers them though.

    Yodelis Sosa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It Depends. If A Doctor, Scientist, Or Researcher Discovered A New Disease Or Something, Then They Are Named. (Including WithOut A Patient And In A Lab.) However, Sometimes When They Discover A New Disease Based Off One Specific Patient, And Especially If That Same Patient Decides To Give Their Body For Science And Accepts Labs And Experiments While They Are Still Alive, Then The Patient Might be The One Receiving The Credit. But Again, It Depends. One Example Is This One Lady That Was Used To Heal People Or Something And They Say Everyone Has Part Of Her DNA!! I Forgot Her Name, But Search It Up. 💕 💕 ✨ I Apologize If My Writing With Capital Letters Inconveniences Anyone. I Suffer From OCD. ✨

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    Rylosalex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the guy's angry look in the last panel

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The disgruntled look on his face in the last panel 😆.

    GreatKhan
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctor : Congratulations, you have the "insert name here" disease !

    Shaba Ding Dong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy has a disease that is new and they are naming it after him (Which I guess is good?), but he has an incurable disease.

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    Susie Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    St least he doesn't have Pugtarditis!

    Susie Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, Pigtarditis- I draw comics too and have a character named " Pigtard" as the focus

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    Kellie Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pose, though!🤩 Joel Gray would be proud!

    Catherine Spencer-Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I despise my so-called smart phone. Use it as little as possible.

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    shiny shinx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do you mean you don't do that? it's literally your name!

    John Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on captain, it's an acronym not a command

    John Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swat the fly it's your job and name

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    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you always run with scissors

    Basko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a FINatial advice for you

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    Lizard Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat's expression got my laughing!🤣😂😅

    SillySparklyGirl
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat looking at the fireman is hilarious 😂

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat's like "I dunno what her deal is either man"

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We live in a world of overreactions.

    GreatKhan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A day in the life of a fireman! Sigh

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    a_smol_berry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who can’t figure it out, that bird is giant and bird is rooster another name for a rooster is??? (For anyone who doesn’t know another name for a rooster is a c**k)

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time I tried, I wound up with not only a massive rooster but also a bunch of very warm cats and a section of donkey covered in sugar.

    Amelia Bee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all the men: STOP DOING THIS. WOMEN LITERALLY COULD NOT CARE LESS ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR UNIT. Unless it's huge that is, then guess what? We hate it. Big ones hurt us, and most men who have one don't know how to use it cuz they assume having a giant c**k is all they need to please a woman. I guarantee you, these men have never pleased any woman they've slept with. Every last girl has all faked it. That's our little secret I'm now sharing with you. The only people who care about the size of your slim jim are other dudes. Full stop. If that's what you're into, then mazel tov. But if you're straight, please stop, ok? We're not impressed. You're wasting brain cells constantly worrying if you're big enough to be desirable to women. I promise you it's not the size, it's how you use it, so be happy with what you got.

    John Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for explaining. I thought it was a giant p****r. 🙃

    Rowena Coyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I've stumbled into a coke-fuelled jokesplaining merry go round ...

    Melvetta Bowles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks you very much this flew over my head

    Amanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OmG!!!!! LoL that is so subtlety dirty. Its gr8!

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    Phyzzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today I guess I am the pedant, but it's "engineer" or "operator". But yes, I have never caught an Amtrak train that was on time.

    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but the joke has to be written so that non-train people clearly understand it, and engineer and operator have other meanings than the person who drives the train.

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    Adam L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be the MBTA in Boston.....

    Darian Starfrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! Your trains are late! Only our buses are here..

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    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One long sword or thousands of tiny ones? My money is on the guy with the bees.

    Lulu Tys
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fencing is the perfect covid sport Gloves Masks If anyone comes closer than 6 feet you stab them *I didnt come up with this, i saw it on another post but it was funny

    John Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what it looks like but I'm not doing it

    still tired
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    3 years ago

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's long and hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

    Angela Melchior
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im not familiar enough with boards… did he lace a joke in there too? What am I missin?🙂

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    Tammie McWhinnie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the interviewer writing with a quill?!?! Lol

    Basko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is a fortune teller. She should have foreseen this question and prepare some b******t answer.

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    Jody Whitmarsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally love a stationary penny farthing!!!

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the stationary bike should be attached to a generator that powers the turntable

    bigmoney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like stupid workout, what the hell is this?!

    N C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy looks like Matt Walsh.

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    The Radio Demon
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

    Alana Voeks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing they didn't use dolphin or that panel would be *much* further along by that point

    Basko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens on the seabed...

    Rylosalex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw! Love the shark's happy smile!

    Kristina
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHH I LOVE SHARKS 🤍🤍🤍 but not in that way 💀

    potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶tonight the music sings so loud 🎶

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    Fran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good spot to ask for change though.

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or particularly bad. I don't mind helping someone in need out, but I hate being "poached". If you ask me for money near to an ATM the answer is "no" every time.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The request is traditionally any "Spare" change not just change, you know the money your not going to use and just because you missed out the first half doesn't mean you can have all of someone's change.

    Seth Larsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not spare she needs food too and earned the money

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be a guy who begged for money outside of a local supermarket in my hometown. One day, the owner took pity on him and offered him a job. The guy refused saying he would make far more from people handing him money than he would in the store. The owner posted his picture with a warning not to give him money because he was offered a job and wouldn't take it.

    Amanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cuz U have some does not mean U have some for every well dressed,nice phone having person on the corner with a sign. N the ones that are men like that tapping on my(a mom's) window n can clearly a car full of kids....dude please! I have a spare NOTHING n especially not for you how probly left ur baby. Mama to pursue drugs and the art of holding a sign asking for free money. Get the hell on. Yep you he'd a sore spot, I live next to Detroit and NOT every person on corner is the type I'm talking about and I have given sandwiches and money. But there are SO man in this area you can tell are NOT homeless,they are clean well dress just making money for their opioids, and these MoFos act like U owe them something...just cuz I have a car doesn't mean I have spare money to support your habit or pay ur bills. Everyone has it ruff right now around here. I don't need shitty talking or dirty looks cuz I'd rather give my money to MY Children instead of an overgrown a*s.

    mst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spare changed as a teenage gutter punk. No one would hire a kid during a recession and not a runaway for sure. I did odd jobs when I could find any, but coming up with bite size entertainment (jokes, poems) for commuters and tourists paid for my pizza, beer and share of a hotel room rather than having to be in dangerous situations. So later, I gave to kids like I'd been and people with pets they obviously cared for. It's can see who's out there just scamming and there's no way I'd give to any that feel entitled, they're clearly better off than I am! I hate aggressive people in any situation and for people with sob stories I never give money; I know about all the resources in my area and give them the phone numbers relevant to the need they express. Of course, sometimes it's not safe to do that, usually, since they want immediate cash rather than helpful info. The last 2-3 years, I've seen so much chaos (violence) around town so I'm far more wary of people unless they're at their job

    Dj
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't expect society to support you just because you don't have your sh*t together.

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    Bored_Panda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quack (I don't know in duck)?

    too indesicive to choose name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's correct! You get to move onto the final round. The puzzle is "Qu_ _ _"

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    Charlie the Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick? Quark? Quirk? No, can't get it...

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the game shows are getting harder and harder these days...

    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quonk? A half quack/ honk :P

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    Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the floral oven mitts conjoined?

    DumplingQueen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some are made like that. I have some oven mitts that are conjoined

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    Wild Bill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to the right mittens?

    GreatKhan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the battle of the muppets!

    Rylosalex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the boxer with the pig oven gloves was into hand puppetry

    Trev Rett
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    3 years ago (edited)

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    Shame on you! Black Lives Matter!!/s

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    Obvious Decoy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for the Care Bear Healthcare Stare! (In the US will only cost $184,000.)

    SweetsEve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just care too much 🥲

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    Ashley Deane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg there's a movie where they baked the cake with a girl in it.. I wanna say it was one of the Addams family movies 🤔

    Melvetta Bowles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you wanted your man hot, my bag

    Doge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't be flies if cooked

    Taylor Carroll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psst... there's a dead body in it... because he was cooked with the cake

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    Dirk Daring
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one person who never lets a meeting end: "Could we just quickly circle back to the fiscal reports of Q4 1993?"

    SweetsEve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look it's the guy from the cake! He's okay!

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternate: "I'm on fire!" Boss: "Well, give me a status update by the end of the day."

    Joann Boyd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fine. It's fine. Everything's fine.

    Joda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny that this cartoon was the least upvoted one. Despite being shown on the front page as flair for this post.

    John Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That 1 person who continues a meeting

    Casadoma Trinidad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude on the far right needs some water.

    Tanya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His arm was broken off.

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    Deutschland Mädchen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    instead of painting her house (like actually painting the walls of her house a different color), he painted a picture OF her house

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    Adam L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They finally caught Slappy from Goosebumps?????

    TheHalloweenTeen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhh, yeah that's affective I suppose... But Why?!?!

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    Potato patato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll tell you when you repeat after me. SQUAWK"

    Adam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll tell you when to repeat after me

    Deni Castro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll tell you when to repeat after me.

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    Pansexual Phoenix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't need a bag, I just buy few items" and other lies I tell myself while going to the store 😂

    ExRoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me...Everytime!!!! 😏

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then when I do grab a basket on the way in... well, I had a cashier question how I fit "all of that" in a basket last week and I was just impressed I wasn't holding two items in my other hand like usual.

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    Cat Palmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason this made me genuinely LOL and now the cat's giving me a funny look.

    Isabel Care
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My slinky was too afraid to go down my stairs. I lurked in an attic and the stairs were extremely steep

    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slinky ( not sure what plural is for slinky lol ) ... well they usually go down the stairs, this one took the lift:D

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, even a**s is censored by BP now?

    Meraj
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know of a lot of jellyfish who look like people.

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    Adam L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a repeated SpongeBob laugh track

    Tonya Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    last song- "The Sound of Silence" 🥴

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    Robecca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s not wrong

    Lawrencium
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fiction writing is imaginary or non-truths, so by definition doesn't exist. This is taking it a step further by saying the books themselves don't exist. Hope that helps!

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    Phyzzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should definitely be a hockey puck mouse. We know who is devoted enough to hardware to get a tattoo and it's not the people who are using a fairly generic PC mouse.

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    Redpanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think of something to say and when I really have to say it I forget what I have to say

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    Catman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the link go anywhere?

    SapphireKing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you go to it it says the connection is not private people are typing to steal your information

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try the other end to avoid screaming.

    Deutschland Mädchen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my hotdog always screams in the microwave because I can never figure out exactly how long to put it in for

    Dacă nu pierdeam, câștigam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it explodes, poke a bunch of holes so the fat and heat can escape easily

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    Deni Castro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat the end that screams first.

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    Robecca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chair needs burning

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    Grahamalama09
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've watched stranger things but i don't get it

    Louise Davidson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that’s a 1980s gameboy - so in line with stranger things timeframe

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the artist’s Instagram: “The proper way to watch the new season of Stranger Things.”

    Adam L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, all the batteries I went through.....

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