I'm that human I think...when I pspsps they run away from me

So, in a way, if a man makes a woman cry, he is inadvertently emasculating himself. That one's for all those folks who don't believe in Karma.

Checks out, no wonder he always had that fuzzy hair look.

People keep posting this as if it's somehow surprising. Think about how many landlocked states there are, and think about how many cows in total there are in the US. It's hardly a great surprise that cows kill more than sharks.

Tough grandma

And when you dance Uranusquakes

And Wales has a dragon

even if he had a ton of bags of pennies, it wouldn’t be worth that much.

Really? Well damn, I would not have expected that. Also M&M stands for Millie&Moxxie for those Helluva Boss fans out there.

For context, officials in Australia's Federal Parliament in Canberra banned security staff & attendants from addressing Parliamentarians from using the word in August 2005. It was overturned 24 hours later by outraged politicians who had not been consulted & considered the ban to be ridiculous

What a wonderful day that must have been.

To be fair some medicine also contained cocaine. Lol

If that is true, why can't it fix liver damage?

To your bank account, if nothing else.

It’s the 166th word that is the most important

That tracks... geese are assholes

Thar explains all of those text messages and emails. They have teams!

Oh, the Animal Planet thing. Yeah, that was a low point for the channel and the country's collective intelligence. Admittedly, those two mermaid films were a master class in the tactics bad actors and conspiracy theorists use to try to make you believe them. The jargony words, the dude in the shadows with the voice changer to 'hide his identity,' the use of actual science at the beginning to ease you in, the explanations that seemed just plausible enough until you remembered it was baloney.

in like a billion years the day will be 25 hours long

And horses have the largest eyes of any land mammal.

That would be Tsutomu Yamaguchi. who survived both atomic bomb attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

And the word hysteria itself refers to female reproductive organs. It's not a coincidence that hysteria and hysterectomy have the same root.

I may suffer from this affliction

He was in a hurry?

IIRC, this is known only for one species of shark.

I suppose that makes sense, the vibrations would travel through the teeth to the skull. But hold on, how did he discover this? XD

Until it is colonized. Then, there will be a declaration of independence followed by a space war LOL

So some are retired?

Caught by a constable of average fitness at a brisk walk.

Breaking News: It wasn't only the Europeans.

Fantasy Island

I have been out in seawater rain, frog rain, fish rain and seaweed rain. There are a lot of waterspouts and tornadoes in Florida, US.

🎶diAmOnd RAiN🎶

I think some of them earn more than that. You mean only from "Friends" residuals?

They're a very important food source in South America. Not surprised they were used for ritual sacrifices.

so toy story was inspired by sesame street?

Did they tie the duck down?

Lots of bones, not bodies

Sea lion dance party!

But your brain chooses not to!

Lorem Ipsum

In general, or when something that should hurt happens?

I just commented about this on another post. Copper is a natural antibiotic agent. Combine with zinc it and you have brass. Studies have shown that water stored in brass vessels for 3 days are over 99% pure. It eliminates cholera and many other water-born germs.

Bram Stoker did a hell of a good job though.

The OED is constantly updated and by its nature can never be "complete."

I’m betting they will make a fashion comeback

It was actually some of his ashes. He wasn't just shoved inside one!

I guess he really loved Irish coffee.

Well who else would call it Chinese Checkers? They would have just called it checkers if invented in China - or German Checkers

Is there a scientific reason why? The people who post these sure are vague. -_-

And the size of the vessel into which it is being poured.

It can also alter your...mindset considerably if you take less than the fatal dose (it's still a buttload). It causes hallucinations and can last for days.

we had them for exploring the red center, where horses were useless.

Never p**s off a crow

Well cover them up again

We should have cop wars now

Can we bring this back, this is awesome.

Named after Larry David

https://guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/358711-longest-title-of-a-book

How does this work?