EXACTLY!

ouch

*responsibility tidal wave hits*

every. freaking. day.

Me: Alright, not going to eat this whole pizza. *eye twitches* Brain: F**k no, let's eat this whole pizza Me: K

depressingly adorable

Will work out for food.

This describes my life in two panels, i'm actually crying with laughter and crying about how pathetic my life is

this is actually my life motto

LMAO!!

EXACTLY!

"Whatever, responsibilities aren't fun"

it’s me, except no one ever asks me if i wanna do anything. T_T

Omg yass

This is too real

Everything will be GREAT!...if...you dont f**k it up!

Its my husband again! (only he doesnt admit to being drunk OR being an idiot!)

I laughed at this one XD

I have literally been in this situation with a pie... it was nice

omg is that a corgi????

That's how I feel sometimes.

Sadly, this is me. Without the working out part

it looks so cute!!!!

Me XD

This is me and my best friend... We want to go out and socialize, but end up drinking at home and laughing at each other...

cats...

My husband AGAIN! (BECAUSE he didnt read the INSTRUCTIONS!)

me tho

THAT'S RIGHT I'M ROB BOSS

You said "pretty eyes" not pretty-coloured eyes".

I once accidentally made someone cry and i was like "wow that was way worse than i ment... s**t"

D O N T