*smirk*

Renaissance man.

I really want to know what the job was

That’s cool. I really love that

Priorities.

This needs to be popularized so people will stop spending on rings!!

So, are humans the most advanced creature on earth?

Definition of imposter syndrome: "Imposter syndrome is loosely defined as doubting your abilities and feeling like a fraud. It disproportionately affects high-achieving people, who find it difficult to accept their accomplishments. Many question whether they're deserving of accolades."

Nice job!

I don’t know why but I find this hilarious

Where do I sign?

Aka "don't wanna meet in a dark alley"

What about congressmermaids? Do they have statues?

That word would honestly take me out of depression lol

So...one horse actually produces 15 humanpower.

Yes to all of that. Where is my chocolate?

You just know the cat will steal it at the first opportunity

I wonder if anyone suggested "the iSuck"?

Luckily if they even taller it would be very uncomfortable for them

there obviously preparing for the international peanut butter famine of 2024

I don't know if it's true but I've heard ginger cats are mostly male.

It takes 10 times longer when there is a BP tab open in your browser...

Hence the prevalent use of "/s" at the end of a post.

oh good, we are teaching robots what we taste like

Aren't they always too close anyway?

I love nutmeg, but a little goes a long way.

Absolute nonsense, and when I tell my cats about this they'll come and beat you up

I guess that this decade the skirts will be as long as a wedding dress

Well Bud wasn't very wise.

What's 'voice traffic'?

Sad :(

grow potatoes everyone

nope.

Ooooh you're having an anxiety attack, too? This is going great!! 🥰🥰🥰

Only the successful ones are. ;-)

Apparently, quite a few animals do.

I think I know them as strozzapreti 🤔

I'm pretty sure plumbers installed less known saxopipes in our house.

Northern Ireland leads the world in eliminating clowns.

System of a Down's album entitled "Toxicity" was released two years before Britney Spears' song "Toxic." Just saying.

Sleek sporty and non-existent?

These days you don't even get 12 a fortnight!

I'd really, really like to see cops try to enforce this...lol.

This is why Boris plays them in the garden.

So much of that is during December - so many traditions involving candles!

"Only"? Human beings have been around for 150,000 years and 1/15 of the total are alive now.

You had me at ale

Tell that to the residents of Flint

I'm balinese this is BS!

"Calculated." LOL