*smirk*

Renaissance man.

I really want to know what the job was

That’s cool. I really love that

Priorities.

This needs to be popularized so people will stop spending on rings!!

So, are humans the most advanced creature on earth?

Definition of imposter syndrome: "Imposter syndrome is loosely defined as doubting your abilities and feeling like a fraud. It disproportionately affects high-achieving people, who find it difficult to accept their accomplishments. Many question whether they're deserving of accolades."

Nice job!

I don’t know why but I find this hilarious

Where do I sign?

Aka "don't wanna meet in a dark alley"

What about congressmermaids? Do they have statues?

That word would honestly take me out of depression lol

So...one horse actually produces 15 humanpower.

Yes to all of that. Where is my chocolate?

You just know the cat will steal it at the first opportunity

I wonder if anyone suggested "the iSuck"?

Luckily if they even taller it would be very uncomfortable for them

there obviously preparing for the international peanut butter famine of 2024

I don't know if it's true but I've heard ginger cats are mostly male.

It takes 10 times longer when there is a BP tab open in your browser...

Hence the prevalent use of "/s" at the end of a post.

oh good, we are teaching robots what we taste like

Aren't they always too close anyway?

I love nutmeg, but a little goes a long way.

Absolute nonsense, and when I tell my cats about this they'll come and beat you up

I guess that this decade the skirts will be as long as a wedding dress

Well Bud wasn't very wise.

What's 'voice traffic'?

Sad :(

grow potatoes everyone

Two years ago I wanted to plant rose. I saw a gardening show what said make a hole in a potato, put the rose haulm in it, and it will grow. The rose died but the potato outgrown. It had harvested and eaten.

it's the original positive sum game, if everyone is fixed to the land which they are on (in some way, most commonly potatoes because they are the most plentiful of food), they are less likely to risk it and more likely to compromise

If nothing else, they make good projectiles.

Potatoes are life

This is why studies are stupid, with enough stretching you could link the colour of the sky during conception, and the wage of the child as an adult

Huh. Well, I've always been fond of potatoes.

In other words settle your differences by tossing potatoes at each other instead of bullets!

Another reason to praise the ‘spud king’ of Perth Australia 😂

Because more mashed potatoes equals more happiness

Heck yea!

I get the feeling this study was started by an Irishman

Unless you are growing ammo to potato cannons

That is because starvation causes mass anger with those "in charge". Man can take a lot of crap, but the family cannot be fed - governments have been overthrown. Just watched a show from "Secrets of the Dead" where the Old Kingdom of Egypt was ended because of takeover due to starvation of the countryside. There was a 20 year drought and no food.

Thank Goodness! Now the state of Idaho' is safe! Cue to The B52s song " You're living in your ow private Idaho'".

I think I’m missing the punchline with this one.

Well... With the way politics have been the last decade... NO POTATOES.... Take the country back... Get rid of ALL the ABC (non) "social justice" groups. They are ruining this country even more than it is...Do NOT ENCOURAGE those fools....ALL LIVES MATTER...

nope.

Ooooh you're having an anxiety attack, too? This is going great!! 🥰🥰🥰