*smirk*

Renaissance man.

I really want to know what the job was

That’s cool. I really love that

Priorities.

This needs to be popularized so people will stop spending on rings!!

So, are humans the most advanced creature on earth?

Definition of imposter syndrome: "Imposter syndrome is loosely defined as doubting your abilities and feeling like a fraud. It disproportionately affects high-achieving people, who find it difficult to accept their accomplishments. Many question whether they're deserving of accolades."

Nice job!

I don’t know why but I find this hilarious

Where do I sign?

Aka "don't wanna meet in a dark alley"

What about congressmermaids? Do they have statues?

That word would honestly take me out of depression lol

So...one horse actually produces 15 humanpower.

Yes to all of that. Where is my chocolate?

You just know the cat will steal it at the first opportunity

I wonder if anyone suggested "the iSuck"?

Luckily if they even taller it would be very uncomfortable for them

there obviously preparing for the international peanut butter famine of 2024

I don't know if it's true but I've heard ginger cats are mostly male.

It takes 10 times longer when there is a BP tab open in your browser...

Hence the prevalent use of "/s" at the end of a post.

oh good, we are teaching robots what we taste like

Well, that's good news for when we inevitably eat the rich.

They smell like bacon when cooking, as will be testified by anyone who has burnt themselves with a soldering iron.

long pig, anybody?

"I'll be bac...on"

Smoked or unsmoked?

....nowonder i dont like bacon. I dont like people either

I believe this was researched by a bunch of chickens

My childhood friend's father was an anthropologist who spent time with a cannibalistic tribe in Africa in the 60's. He said humans taste like pork, so this makes sense. Their house was filled with the coolest stuff!!!

Suddenly, cannibalism doesn't seem so taboo after all...

Okay I'm going to make sure my robot is vegan

I knew that from working close to a crematorium for many years. It would smell very unfortunately delicious on cold early mornings around that neighborhood.

I've heard we taste like roast pork.

I've know this for many years. Before 2006. We taste like roast pork. And to cannibals our backside tastes like good parma ham 😲😲

mhhhhh yum yum bacon

An astronaut once said space smells like BBQ steak. I don't know how he can tell. Maybe slipped open his face shield and took a whiff

Long pork

I've heard that this is the reason many religions forbid pork; because it tastes similar to human. Several cannibal tribes in PNG refer to human meant as "long pig" And some firefighters can't stand the smell of pork being cooked because it reminds them of finding bodies in house fires.

Why not ask Alferd Packer?

If that were true nobody would have to pay for blowjobs.

This is why cannibalism exists

How???

Well apparently we do have a lot of DNA in common with a pig and the organs are being transplanted into people