*smirk*

Renaissance man.

I really want to know what the job was

That’s cool. I really love that

Priorities.

This needs to be popularized so people will stop spending on rings!!

So, are humans the most advanced creature on earth?

Definition of imposter syndrome: "Imposter syndrome is loosely defined as doubting your abilities and feeling like a fraud. It disproportionately affects high-achieving people, who find it difficult to accept their accomplishments. Many question whether they're deserving of accolades."

Nice job!

I don’t know why but I find this hilarious

Where do I sign?

Aka "don't wanna meet in a dark alley"

What about congressmermaids? Do they have statues?

That word would honestly take me out of depression lol

So...one horse actually produces 15 humanpower.

Yes to all of that. Where is my chocolate?

You just know the cat will steal it at the first opportunity

That little fluffball follows me everywhere when I am at home, now she can get me when I'm not home too? Yeah, okay, bring it on.

It features Bark Waiting and Bark Back.

THIS is what science should be doing!

I went to Glasgow uni, but sadly no inventions to claim. Loved every minute there though

Buffy is near my ball. My ball is under the sofa. I left my ball outside,. Mummy, where is my ball? I have a ball, but not the one I want.

Oh no he’d just ask for a treat every 5 seconds 😂

“Human, why have you left me forever again?! What have I done to deserve this?! I shall starve out of despair, I shall stay awake for a hundred days and a hundred nights, I shall… Squirrel!!”

Human! human! Human! There is a cat in the yard! Human! The mailman just brought the mail! human! I tore all the mail to pieces! Human! There is another cat in the yard! Human! A car just went by! Human! Another car just went by! Human! The garbage truck is at the beginning of the street! Human! The garbage truck moved! Human! I feel like barking! Human! I am barking! Human! Human! Human!

Most frequent message: "When are you coming home?'

Didn't Dr. Dolittle have this problem solved many years ago? You mean he wasn't real? Funny I can converse with my dog any time!

A new meaning for "dog and bone" in Cockney rhyming slang

https://textfromdog.tumblr.com/

I upvote all dogs.

My dog just jumps on me and barks when she wants to get my attention. She has a lot to say some days...

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and yet money that could feed people was wasted ?????

I wonder if anyone suggested "the iSuck"?

Luckily if they even taller it would be very uncomfortable for them

there obviously preparing for the international peanut butter famine of 2024

I don't know if it's true but I've heard ginger cats are mostly male.

It takes 10 times longer when there is a BP tab open in your browser...

Hence the prevalent use of "/s" at the end of a post.

oh good, we are teaching robots what we taste like

Aren't they always too close anyway?

I love nutmeg, but a little goes a long way.

Absolute nonsense, and when I tell my cats about this they'll come and beat you up

I guess that this decade the skirts will be as long as a wedding dress

Well Bud wasn't very wise.

What's 'voice traffic'?

Sad :(

grow potatoes everyone

nope.

Ooooh you're having an anxiety attack, too? This is going great!! 🥰🥰🥰

Only the successful ones are. ;-)

Apparently, quite a few animals do.

I think I know them as strozzapreti 🤔

I'm pretty sure plumbers installed less known saxopipes in our house.

Northern Ireland leads the world in eliminating clowns.

System of a Down's album entitled "Toxicity" was released two years before Britney Spears' song "Toxic." Just saying.