*smirk*

Renaissance man.

I really want to know what the job was

There is a trend to force unwanted employees out by sending them into "boreout" - you just keep paying them, but remove nearly all of their duties, communications and means to do something - often disguised as "relieving them of stress and work overload". After a while, the lack of real work and the perpetual boredom will lead to mental health problems similar to burnout.

Where do I apply? I crave steady and boring.

Then I should be a millionaire.

Think I deserve double that amount then

Honey, you've never spent 6 hours tending a slowly rotating 800,000,000 candlepower anti-aircraft searchlight while standing in a dirt field.

Sigh.... I am not in France.

This should happen many more times

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/france-boring-job-compensation/

Boring jobs cause stress. We often think high stress ones are the really busy over worked roles with a ton of responsibility (like a plastic surgeon for example) but jobs at the other end of the scale can be just as stressful but in a different way (partly because our culture suggests mindless jobs are easy but they come with low status and money pressures

That’s cool. I really love that

Priorities.

This needs to be popularized so people will stop spending on rings!!

So, are humans the most advanced creature on earth?

Definition of imposter syndrome: "Imposter syndrome is loosely defined as doubting your abilities and feeling like a fraud. It disproportionately affects high-achieving people, who find it difficult to accept their accomplishments. Many question whether they're deserving of accolades."

Nice job!

I don’t know why but I find this hilarious

Where do I sign?

Aka "don't wanna meet in a dark alley"

What about congressmermaids? Do they have statues?

That word would honestly take me out of depression lol

So...one horse actually produces 15 humanpower.

Yes to all of that. Where is my chocolate?

You just know the cat will steal it at the first opportunity

I wonder if anyone suggested "the iSuck"?

Luckily if they even taller it would be very uncomfortable for them

there obviously preparing for the international peanut butter famine of 2024

I don't know if it's true but I've heard ginger cats are mostly male.

It takes 10 times longer when there is a BP tab open in your browser...

Hence the prevalent use of "/s" at the end of a post.

oh good, we are teaching robots what we taste like

Aren't they always too close anyway?

I love nutmeg, but a little goes a long way.

Absolute nonsense, and when I tell my cats about this they'll come and beat you up

I guess that this decade the skirts will be as long as a wedding dress

Well Bud wasn't very wise.

What's 'voice traffic'?

Sad :(

grow potatoes everyone

nope.

Ooooh you're having an anxiety attack, too? This is going great!! 🥰🥰🥰