What er tarnation ye reckon?

I honestly don't know why this one made me laugh the hardest.

Ahhhh, now we'll never know what his friends aunts coworker said...

I wish it was that simple!

Lmao! This is hilarious.

be mad at medical affordability that bankrupts people and creates homelessness. be mad at property landlords who have empty buildings rather than help.

* Russia decides to invade poor country to get its coal?

yep we are that stupid.

"You don't have to be happy to be gay"

horseshit, the cat would start nibbling you.

NFTs are uniquely generated encrypted URLs that people connect mostly stolen art to as a show of being collectables. Mostly used for money laundering, quite like expensive paintings are.

that can be arranged

We’ll be right back… (can’t post the image ;-;)

I lay out my clothes, then wake up and realize I was overly optimistic.

I would watch it...

THANK YOU. As a woman I am very weirded out by whatever is going on with dudes on the Internet. Thanks for having our back :)

This time everybody DID clap!

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Creative

preach!

Well hopefully they feed and clothe him in the zoo

I do this to spam callers. Just act like the dumbest idiot on the world and they’ll hang up or start yelling at you in scammer language. Either way it’s a great reaction.

It's still a great idea to recycle and not waste water.

#perspective

Cute.

Now that's a tempting offer

Go John!

That vegan teacher coming for y'all

Who didn't see what was going on between Daph and Fred as a kid? It was so obvious I figured it out when I was 1 day old.

Wasn't expecting that. But I laughed.

Cigarettes? Cigars? Pot? Hashish? Opium?

Isn't this how many porn flicks start?

When my friends ask if why I didn’t go out with them and I claimed I was ‘sick’

Cartoon looks like Russell Brand

(｢•-•)｢ ʷʱʸ?

If EA owned a club

Yeah, that's always a disappointing caption.

or just train cops to be something other than bullies who beat you up or kill you for your skin colour. Good idea no?

Wow! He's so cool! He said all the cool things!

What the F is F?

This is precisely why i don't text when i know someone is driving.

because you ASKED for it. I’m HONEST, not STUCK UP.

I honestly don’t know what to think… to laugh or to cry.

Because they know you won't, you care too much for people's safety. Long live the police.

My cat at 3 am. Every morning.

i think the only song i like from them is hymn for the weekend

Don’t worry, there are still many ways you could use the mop for it’s advertised purpose(s) ;)

An instant classic.

Huh? Is the coffee guy Chris?

if we had decent public transport, it'd be different, but ours is just so unreliable. you can take it to a venue and something will change in the weather and all of a sudden, it's shut down before your event even ends.