good one

This is the best one why is it so low

I would thank her. I had no idea how many one was until she elaborated lol

I like children, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

i though a child bit him...

„By the way Alice, I‘m fine, thanks!“

Thats what i thought at first too lol

Hahaha

fire shall work

He just needs a little lift!

(When he gets home) Hey, dad, I’m hired! Dad: Hi hired, I’m dad =D

Ouch

This is what being a programmer is like sometimes...

Just hide the pain..

The poor therapist

im going to use this

so am i

And what drink did you order in the space bar?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That’s wonderful 😂

airplane!

That One 🤣🤣

I assure you, you will

yes, it makes more sense

no comment-

And me? A website

🤣

i am not doing my work rn. yes, i am on time

his passive smile

Well he's right. Whatever and necessary aren't synonyms

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

freeze frame it

I am unable to hear you . Please speak louder

the guys face tho

he looks like hes about to start giggling and barfing soup

ok then

every dad ever

Ahahahaha per fume!!! LOL!!!!

he knows that joke gon gettim whooped

yes pls

The side grin of the woman be like haha why does this happen to me

OUCH… s-say it ain’t so! SAY IT AINT SO!!! *screaming intensifies*

If he can make a joke like that, he either doesn't need the therapist or really needs the therapist.

Ok then stand up.