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You Can Now Pump The Gas Yourself In Oregon’s Rural Places, And People’s Reactions Take Stupidity To Another Level
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You Can Now Pump The Gas Yourself In Oregon’s Rural Places, And People’s Reactions Take Stupidity To Another Level

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Oregon passed a law at the turn of the year which allows people in rural areas to pump their own gas. So what? Is that it? What do I care? All the above are perfectly understandable reactions to a seemingly mundane piece of legal news, which you wouldn’t expect to make much of a splash outside of the few counties affected.

However, this is a big deal for some Oregonians, many of whom have reacted to the law change with a fury that many outsiders find bizarre, and quite amusing. Scroll down below to check out some of the reactions from the internet at large, and feel free to add your own take on the issue in the comments!

Oregon’s local news channel recently wrote a piece about the change in gas pumping law, which unleashed one of the most entertaining comments threads ever

Some immediately went up in arms

While others shared completely different opinions

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Yet the complaints kept coming

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The responses to those were even funnier

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Pamela24
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first, I wasn't sure what the "pumping your own gas" even meant (sorry, not an English language native). Do I understand it correctly, that it's the process of opening the caps on the fuel tank, lifting the pistol (and choosing the right one!) without it spilling, moving it and putting it in your car, pressing a handle to allow the gas to go into the tank, then having to stop it, take it out, put it back on the stand and close both of the caps on the tank? Wow, now, writing it all down, it does seem like a lot of work, I feel so sorry for them!

Katarzyna Cz
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at first I thought they refer to autogas (LPG). And I could understand somebody not willing to tank LPG to his/her car by herself, as for eg. in my country customers are hardly never allowed to pump LPG by themselves at a station, so maybe it's more complicated or dangerous than pumping gasoline or diesel. But then I realised that they mean gasoline... omg :P Seems I'm risking my life at least twice a month :P

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Isla Reyne
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I....I....didn't even know that a whole state was full service gas. I've never been to such a place. I can hardly believe this is real. Nobody in the state ever pumped their own gas? How is this even possible?

Rebekah
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, New Jersey too. Throws them too. Personally, whenever we pass through OR, it freaks me the hell out that I CAN'T pump my own gas.

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Sierra Hall
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a feeling there will be a lot of people running out of gas and walking in Oregon.

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Molly Block
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm legally blind and though I cannot drive a vehicle, I CAN pump gas for my driver!! If a blind person can do it, anyone can! The pumps we have now make it so easy. You don't even have to go INTO the station/store to pay for it anymore either. How could it get any easier??

Gayle Bynum Cardosa
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only reason I can think of for some people is that Oregon has had it full serve for so long that there are lots of elderly people here that are actually kind of nervous about using the pumps. It's not that they can't learn...of course they can. Oregon (where I live) has VERY harsh weather. The wind is so bad that the windows blow out of the buildings. People can literally be blown over. I'm not joking. There are lots and lots of older people here and they don't have much help. It's a poor area...very kind of hardscrabble. People are acting like they're morons here. Well...some of them are frankly but so what? They are what they are but that doesn't mean that old people need to be made fun of for their lot in life. People love to denigrate others. Not you Molly....I'm just saying there are a hell of a lot of people here who are talking out of their asses. You all might want to step down off of your high horses before someone knocks you off.

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Aurelia Grey
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor Oregon, pumping your own gas, I guess soon the state will mandate that citizens know how to boil water, change a light bulb and identify a stop sign?

Ann Dominici
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, folks, just how spoiled are you? I'm a 75 year old woman with heart problems and arthritis. I have pumped my own gas for many years and never once got any gas on me. I check my own oil, add air to the tires and replace the washer fluid when needed. I can't imagine any adult who is capable of driving a car who can't pump their own gas!!!

Toni R
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 64 and we were raised in a time when we were expected to know how to do basic car maintenance before we could drive a different time.

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Gayle Bynum Cardosa
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Oregon and I'm glad we can pump our own gas now. I hate having to wait for Maynard to saunter out and finish chit chatting with Rufus about the deer he bagged last weekend before he decides to get to my car. It's like everyone thinks we're on manana time here. Granted I live in a very rural area and not everyone is like that here but I've had to get out of my car to prompt the attendant to come over and then he freaks out and tells me it's illegal. Yeah I know but put a fire under it holmes. I've got places to go. Not everyone here is retired or on the government dole.

Sierra Hall
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do I hate pumping my gas? Why yes I do. Do I have children? Yes I do. Do I pump my own gas? YES! It is a great CONVENIENCE for someone else to pump your gas, but it is just that... a convenience.

Shana
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile in Europe (atleast I think in most countries here?) people have been pumping their own gas for many years without any issues... :P

Kerri Russ
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oregonian here. I pumped my own gas for a few decades in California before moving up here. I was a new mom with an infant and it was nice to not have to get out and listen to him scream. 18 years later, I still appreciate someone else pumping my gas and I tip accordingly. Anyway, if they changed the state law so I had to pump it again, I'd do it happily. Why? Because I'm a freakin' adult who is self-sufficient. I follow the law here and let someone else do it. But when I go to California or Washington, I pump my own. When I see the Oregonian comments above, I just shake my head. Only TWO states ban drivers from pumping their own gas and I've yet to see national headlines about people dropping dead from breathing gas fumes or children being neglected because their parents pumped gas, and there's a nifty seal around the gas tank opening to keep fumes to a minimum. Geez.

Dnelle1972
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't know that Oregon was a post-apocalyptic Mad Max hellscape where performing the most menial of tasks puts you in mortal danger. Going to the bathroom must be a nightmare...

RaY1
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was passing through one time and didn't know the law and I pumped my own gas......the attendant came out and gave me a scolding and took the pump handle from me. Apparently he was a professional and knew the "right" way to pump the gas :).

Kerri Russ
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Years and years ago, my folks were driving from California to Washington. They didn't know they couldn't pump their own gas, so they stopped, dad popped out and grabbed the nozzle. A guy ran out and said, "Sir, you can't pump your own gas." Dad looked at him and said, "Yes, I can... watch."

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Bobbi Newell
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm from Oregon. Trust me, we're not all characters in Portlandia. Most of us are sensible. Pumping our own gas in rural counties? Well, it's a start...

Zenozenobee
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, sometimes, I forget too. ANd I'm going to write 2017 until april or may ;p

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KT Trondsen
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hilarious. Oh no! vagrants will get us!! I laughed out loud at the statement by some saying they would just stand and wait for their gas to get pumped lol

Aurelia Grey
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, the vagrants. Also known as human beings who have names. 99.999% sure no one could walk ten feet in their shoes and survive. G*d forbid, FORBID, that feeling useful matters to "these" people, even for five minutes, because of course, "they" have no feelings. Or hopes.

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Cassie
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a wonder my four children lived long enough to be teenagers while I had to pump my own gas their whole lives.

Terry T.
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I haven't seen a full-service gas station in over 30 years.

Fairsher
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get a migraine from the smell so I go to a full service station for gas as well as my 2 vehicles are serviced by one of the best,honest mechanics there is, so I support them by getting my gas there.

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Miomirko Buhtlić
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's no joke! Pumping gas is extremely dangerous. Every time I am about to do it, I say goodbye to my loved ones.

A Ghost
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's deadly. You always have to revamp your will before getting out of the car

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Pattie McCann
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty old, so I remember when self-serve was a new idea and they were convincing all of us that doing this labor was going to save us all money. Now I guess we've all swallowed the brainwash. I live in Michigan where I pump my own gas. I go to Oregon frequently, where someone else pumps my gas. I don't notice a big savings or any savings at the pump in Michigan where the business is relieved of hiring help. I say Oregon should fight the good fight against standing in the rain pumping their own so that business owners will be able to reduce their payroll. Like a lot of people in Oregon I'd guess, being able to pump my own gas, checkout my own groceries, and use a banking machine, doesn't mean I want to always have to do it. I wouldn't mind some service since I know not getting it wont save me any money. And for someone else it is a job.

William Morales
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can really tell the youngsters that never grew up with full serve. It makes gas slightly more, but they also checked your air, oil. Back then cars needed more maintenance. It was kind of nice actually, more so for people who didn't like checking their own car etc. It's just another service we've forgone to get the cheapest price, yeah even grocery stores had nice service nothing like walmart or most stores for that matter. You don't know what you never had, which is amazing customer service. Imagine every place you went treated you like royalty, yes all businesses used to be that way.

Gayle Mahr
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember back in the day when drug stores delivered without asking for your credit card number, when ALL grocery stores had baggers and people who would help you to your car -AND load the groceries in it, when Texacos big ad was "You can trust your car to the man who wears the star..." but that was long ago and far away. There is no such thing as Customer Service nowadays, rudeness is a way of life now. BUT... the complaints that I am reading from these ding-a-lings from Oregon are ludicrous! Fear of transients, possibly smelling like gas, having to leave Junior alone in the car for the 3 minutes it takes to swipe their credit cards and pump a few gallons of gas into their tanks, etc, etc, are just lame excuses. Obviously these people from rural Oregon have never left their comfort zone and travelled across the borders of their backwoods home, because the surrounding states are all self-service! And if you are afraid of possibly smelling like gas? Bring along a pack of baby wipes!

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Ryan Mann
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The elderly have to pump their own gas" In the other 48 states, when we see an elderly person struggling to pump their gas, we help them.

Full Name
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you aren't able to pump your own gas without great difficulty because you're so old and feeble you shouldn't be able to drive a multi ton machine that may require split second evasive maneuvers at highway speeds either.

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tweetybird
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in NZ and i've never even heard of having someone else pump your own gas, and its' so simple why is everyone getting so upset about it, you literally just open the gas tank, put the pump in the tank, fill it up and screw on the cap.

earringnut
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i don't drive. i never have. i do know how to pump gas because as a kid my parents drove. an 8 year old could and has pumped gas.

Robert Greenlee
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Switch to an electric car. No more pumping gas. :) You can plug in at home and have a full tank/battery when you wake up in in the morning.

Mase Mason
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha the pump pumps it, you just press the trigger. You Americans can shoot a gun, you can fill up with fuel..

Wilson Pinto
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I don't want to smell like gasoline." It's a gas pump, not a freakin shower!

Byron Kephart
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So funny seeing all the comments saying they are shocked about the "full-service" we have here in Oregon. Give me a break! Full-service? No. A person pumps the gas. You wash your own windshield/windows and check your own oil. I can't stand that we can't just pump our own gas. Oh - and I've yet to witness a transient stalking people at gas stations...

Zenozenobee
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mmmmh, i don't get it... In France, we all pump our own gas and....well, we seem to have not too much difficulties surviving it. I could act chauvinist as French are supposed to be and say that we are superiorly smart or talented to be able to perform alone this sooooo diffocult task. But I'm sure people in Oregon have an average IQ. They should ba able to do it, even without specific training ;p . I'm sure gas station are going to put the same sign we have to remind people to not smoke or use device that could provoque sparks. Oregon, you'll survive I promis

Gayle Mahr
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Growing up on Long Island, NY there used to be full-service gas stations with attendants - I should know because I was one of them - yup, all of 12 years old and I would "volunteer" at my local station to make money to buy my mom her mother's day present! Folks, it ain't no biggie - really!. I still remember when self-service stations came into being. People complained, but they got over it. Even my mother, who still can't program her DVD player, set up her TV set, or go online without help can and does pump her own gas. She has never set herself on fire, drowned in a puddle of Hi-Test or been trampled by rampaging transients! If the idea of actually doing something for yourself that basically the entire world knows how to do - other than YOU - then stop driving and leave your carbon footprint at your front door. Sheesh!

paul smith
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure if it's ever enforced, but I've seen on most all pumps nowadays that it's illegal for anybody under the minimum driving age to pump gas now.

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Richard Blaine
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was in Oregon in 1990. I think the law had just been passed. It mystified me-and I had several people carefully (and condescendingly) explain to me that this provided jobs for inner city youths. I asked them if they had ever visited the inner city and counted the gas stations/job opportunities, and was usually treated with the tongue-clucking disapproval that I now reserve for Trump supporters.

Erisa Desu
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well in my country the normal thing to do is not to pump your own gas...so more people can actually have a job.

Pi...
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only point I agree with is that people slotted under unskilled labour, who don't have the aptitude for other tasks, might end up losing their small way of adding to their income... the rest are a tad...dramatic.

Patricia Drexler
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if all you people in Oregon hate pumping your own gas so much then WHY don't you ever TIP the gas attendant and show some appreciation! Most attendants are making minimum wage standing outside on blistering hot days, freezing cold days, rainy and snowy days but nobody gives a damn about them until they have to do it themselves!

Reah Dingle
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All I can say is I feel sorry for them and they need help. BAD.

schrodingershart
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do people in Oregon and New Jersey fuel their lawn mowers and snow blowers? Do they have an attendant pump the gas into their canister, then take the canister home and pour it into their machine themselves (effectively pumping the gas via gravity)? Does a gas delivery service drive come and fuel the machines directly? Other? I'm seriously curious.

joe Shmoe
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this was pretty funny, but i have the feeling that the "outrage" in Oregon over this newfound responsibility is a bit overblown. I have seen 5 or 6 different articles on this subject and everyone of them has the same twitter posts from people upset about this. so, like, 5 people. I would venture a guess that some or even all of these people are just trolling.

Gary Long
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps the "bad idea" was the prohibition in the first instance? There is an abundance of data supporting the concept that as we try to make lives "safer," we actually making life more dangerous due to the lack of self-reliant experiences.

Morten Eriksen
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are americans so helpless in simple practical matters? Anything wrong with their education or intellect?

Jeeves
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pumping your own gas?!? *gASp* Now the gas consumers can die if gas fumes instead of the attendants! No seriously, if you're car-filler-upper-ers haven't died after filling up Oregons cars every day of the week, you won't.

TheReader19
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear Oregon, comment from the rest of the world, we are confused why can't you fill up your own petrol tanks when the rest of us have been doing it successfully and not blowing up our cities on a regular basis. Yours faithfully the rest of motoring kind

Richard Petch
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a good job you lot don't live in Britain or your tires would grow roots if you waited for somebody to pump fuel in your car, get off your big fat arses and do it yourself you idle buggers.

Jeff Farrar
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMFG !!!!!! And these people are allowed to vote and reproduce? God help us....

RaroaRaroa
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As it says "can begin pumping their own gas", that sounds like it's an option, not that you have to do it yourself anyway. In NZ, it's standard to pump your own. There is only one brand of petrol station (Z) that still has forecourt attendants as far as I can tell, but you can still pump your own there. As for the person paying transients (that are apparently terrifying) to pump her gas, how does she pay them, or for the gas, without getting murdered I wonder, if they're such an issue?

Maggie Collins
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember I was on vacation in Oregon and stopped at a gas station. This nice guy came running out and asked what kind of gas I wanted. I was so shocked. I told him "I got it" and he said....get this: "You cannot pump your own gas" to which I said: "what?" and he repeated the same. then he said: "it is against the law to pump your own gas in Oregon". I literally was in shock. I had never heard those words before. This was in the 80's which means I have been pumping my own gas for almost 40 years!! And I am still alive and don't smell like gasoline! Yahoo!!

Toika Mason
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, she did NOT pay a "transient" (who even uses that word anymore) to pump her gas in Colorado. Either she gave money to a homeless man and sat in her car wondering how long it should take him to pump it as he walked away with her money or she pulled up to a station where an unfortunate attendant made the mistake of checking on her after she sat in her car at the pump for too long. Don't buy that woman's lies - we still pump our own fuel, like responsible vehicle owners, throughout the state of Colorado!

Michael Morris
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heh heh heh. By the way, New Jersey is the only other state where self serve gasoline is illegal. Though I've been there a couple of times each time I've gotten out and started to pump myself before being reminded by the attendant.

Steve Feeka
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think pumping your own gas is for peasants. 29 years in New Jersey, and 4 in Nevada where you're forced to pump your own gas; and I'll never get used to the latter. I don't want to get out of the car, I don't want to deal with the (almost always) faulty machinery, I don't want to touch the stupid thing, or risk smelling like gas when I go somewhere. There's no reason to not pay some young high school kid Minumum wage to convenience everyone's day. I'm sorry, it's just disgusting. I'll ride on empty for days and risk running out of gas before inconveniencing myself to go stand at the stupid pump

paul smith
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or any other US state that you have to drive through to get from Oregon to New Jersey (which is probably 2500 mile (4000 km) away. Anybody got a car that can go 2500 miles without that icky refueling?

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Shisou Ryuichi
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand how someone is completely against it. It doesn't take a 'professional' to do this, this is not brain surgery, this isn't HAZMAT stuff. I'm from TN, we pump our own gas, you have to learn how to do that to drive. I moved to Oregon and was completely shocked that these people have no idea how to pump gas. Like, it literally is not only one of the simplest f*****g things to do, but the screen...gives you directions. It really blows my mind that these people are freaking out.

Malcontent
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile, in the UK- we've been 'pumping our own gas' since... forever, I think. And people wonder why we make fun of ( some ) Americans for being r******d...

OWLbystarlight
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... It's a thing to keep MORE people employed... It's not just to make life easier (that's just the added bonus)

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Lisa Shaw
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where I live I haven't even seen a full serve station in a few decades. As a teenager, this is the first thing we learn after obtaining a beginners driving permit, along with checking oil, tire pressure and how to change a flat tire. I feel sorry for the people in Oregon that are unable to do what teenagers/children are able to do where I live!

Tristan Stinson
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am literally 11 and i know how to pump gas without help. These people probably don't even know what they are talking about. They just think "OMG another simple task? ITS GIVING MY OWN CAR FUEL!!! ITS GONNA GIVE ME AUTISM IF I GET OUT OF THE CAR!!!!"

Michaela Fieberling
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is extra funny for me, since I'm german and the concept of someone filling my gas tank is so incredibly foreign to me... Besides, its a gas station, not effing Sparta... Your kid is not going to get snatched while you stand literally 5 feet away... And to pay you could, oh I don't know, lock the doors or take the kids with you to the counter... So much about the States confuses the ever-loving eff out of me, but this takes the cake!

Dan Carter
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Greatest nation on the planet. Yeah, might have to rethink that one...

EM
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom was in her 30's when she learned found out that there were states where you have to pump your own gas. Reason why is because the only 2 states that she has lived in are Oregon and New Jersey, the 2 states where you can't pump your own gas. She found out while on a trip to San Francisco and waited 45 minutes for someone to pump her own gas.

John Newton
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell you what, don't smoke when you're pumping gas. Now that is a real hazard. And I might as well warn the owners of these here gas pumps. Watch out for non-payers. It doesn't take long for them to get back into the car and drive off, tires screechin' 'n all.

twoy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could be a bad idea in the us, because americans are extremely stupid

Katinka Min
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Jim Bryant is onto something with his idea of a school. :-D

Duane Uptain
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just imagine these people accidentally taking a freeway exit that takes them into Vancouver, WA., and then pull into a gas station where they sit for two hours waiting for someone to come and pump their gas, because they are too afraid of getting out of their car to ask why the attendant hasn't shown up.

Julie Shaw
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jim Bryant's reply.... Brilliant. 😂 Coming from the UK I have never had my gas pumped for me. It's manual all over the UK.

Alisa Schwartz Moran
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I consider pumping your own gas to be a test. If you are not able to pump your own gas, you should not be driving.

Bobbie Duff
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this a joke??? Are these people so backward they can't do something so simple for themselves or do they just feel they are above the rest of the country and should be waited on like royalty!! Get a grip of your lives Oregonians jeez!!!

Frederick Held
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am 80 and have been pumping my own gas, checking my oil and tires and cleaning my windows for50 of those years.

Maria Ofar
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

being an aussie, where "full driveway service" is something of a luxury, i wondered if pumping your own gas meant using some kind of manual pump, like an antiquated well. nope. literally just using a fuel bowser. people scare me sometimes.

Sharon Breese
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I pumped my own gas in Oregon once. I was driving from California, to my sister's house, for Thanksgiving in Washington. I had 4 children in my Audi and it was pouring rain. People looked at me like I had lost my mind. I thought it was just because I had California plates on my car. Lol

John Schiffermuller
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This law (and the posts from people who are shattered at the notion that they might have to dispense their own fuel) is really just a means of gathering the names of all of the people who are to be removed from the gene pool for the good of the country. The Republican Party has been making lists from the posts and Nazi Trump voters will be making the rounds of Oregon neighborhoods engaging in "Snowflake Cleansing" any day now. Please be patient and don't run or try to move to Texas or anything.

Stefan Rech
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very amusing to me, DIFFERENT COUNTRY, DIFFERENT HABITS. In Germany there is only self-service available, and that since the mid-1980s. At first, I do admit, it was kind of a "strange thing", when I had to "do the job" on my own. But you live and learn. - (If someone feels too old, to do the self-service refuel job, I would kindly say, "maybe you are too old, to drive a car in public!"

Daniel Loftus
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have our gas pumped for us in all weather and it costs no more for the service, and WE are backwards? Portland has not changed this, and aren't going to, because we see no point.

Angie Melton
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am shocked by these comments. I have been driving every day since I was 16 and have never had anyone pump my gas for me. When you go to a restaurant do you have the waitress cut your steak for you too? You all sound like a bunch of entitled little snowflakes. C

George Soroka
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I guess if it's not something you're used to doing I can see where it might take all of about 30 seconds of brain activity coupled with frikin common sense but most people with a brain in their head could figure it out! If being afraid to get out of your car because you're worried about the "not so desirable elements around " maybe you should consider relocating. Hey maybe you could get the same person that wipes your b*** for you to go with next time you have to get gas. Just a thought! Good luck with that!

Colin Wearmouth
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"and who knows what cooties are on there". Just spent some time in hospital where a swab showed positive for MRSA. Nurse said nothing to worry about as nearly everyone carries the virus anyway. It only becomes a health threat if it manages to get into an open wound, or so I was told. Bloody good job the ones complaining don't come to the UK they'd be well and truly screwed. I can't think of any fuel garages I've been to where the fuel is put into your car for you. One word springs to my mind, "Lazy".

Tora Wookiee Macaw
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here in Australia, we have been pumping our own fuel for YEARS! We have survived. We will continue to do so.

Martyn Edgar
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You lazy Yanks better not hire a car in England, ALL the petrol stations here are self service, and too the best of my knowledge, no one has died in the 40 odd years this has been the norm.

John Matthew Salmonson
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man. I have homes in California and Oregon. I buy gas in Oregon and I am COMEPLETELY freaked out by the attendant taking my card...and pumping my gas. I have never seen a transient there, although I am sure they exist. But I do know this. I have 3 kids and a wife. I have pumped gas nearly my entire life. I have left my wife and kids and the car for half of it. I have not even NEARLY lost one of them. I have been asked for a dollar or 2 in 30 years by a homeless person. And I have never spilled gas on my shoes. GET WITH THE PROGRAM Oregon. You sound like IDIOTS.

John Gillespie
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone over the legal age can pump fuel here in australia, if u do it in a safe manner and avoid stupidity then any adult should be able to pump fuel..

Allyn Scheinkman
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, can't believe folks are freaking out about pumping their own gas. What most folks from oregon haven't been to the other states in the USA where we have to pump our own gas. Pumping gas is so easy that even a monkey can do it.

Coconut
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oregonians: "I can't pump my own gas my children will die from the smell." "I can't pump my own gas I'm super lazy." "I can't pump my own gas I wear the shortest clothes in history." "I can't pump my own gas, there is something called cooties you know, and there is no such thing as hand sanitizer here." "I can't pump my own gas my car will throw up from me pouring gasoline on myself." Other states: "Are y'all idiots?" "Hey lets open up a school for everyday things in Oregon, we'll make Billions every day, minuet, second!

Kristine Hughes-Mayfield
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it when people use the I don't want to touch something that 50 other people have touched. But, they will go into a grocery store and grab a cart. LOL what a bunch of lazy-assed people. And the disabled persons excuse...they have a call button for people who needs assistance you dimwit. I am absolutely flabbergasted by some of these dimwitted comments. This is completely about being lazy and nothing else. Germs on the gas pump handle. The gas pump handle is probably cleaner because of the gas that can get on it. SMH is all I can do...just SMH.

Terri Wagner
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It sounds like a number of them may indeed be too stupid to pump their own gas

Glenda May Crawford
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have filled my car up with gas myself since I learned how to drive and it isn't hard to do.

Kit Miller
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, I live in Wales (UK) and we don't have people filling up our cars for us. I would be a bit perplexed if I pulled up at a fuel station and someone came out to do it for me. I'd be like 'back away Sir, I have this'

Crystal Hooper
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...smh....but, i know, change can be difficult.!!...just a word to the self-pumping wise....do NOT use your cellphone when you are pumping....that was deemed dangerous a few years ago

John Wallace
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oregonians are still whining about not electing a criminal for President. I'm surprised that through their tears and screaming at the sky, they even noticed they have to pump their own gas, poor babies.

Micki Van Patten
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In New York State many people prefer self service stations because the fuel is less expensive. Why pay up to 5¢ per gallon more for gas just to sit on your butt and be waited on? Maybe because that's how you were raised.

Micki Van Patten
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where to even begin on this one! I was maybe 12 when I first pumped gas into my parent's car. 51 now and still haven't managed to ruin myself with gasoline. I used to think Oregon was this cool, progressive place, now I see it's a state full of pansies and dangerous transients. What other law's do they have that say "carry me"

Ernest Chen
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this young lady can pump gas without hands. Why can't some of the people in Oregon do it!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1_dgZ4-Ldw

Dale Ailes
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone from Oregon explain this to me, is every gas station there full of transients, we don't seem to have them hanging out at gas stations in Indiana

paul smith
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems like every time I get gas in Indianapolis somebody comes up to me and asks for gas money to get home.

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Epameinwndas Livanis
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not living in the US but in any case, I would also be afraid to pump the gas myself. If I was acting in the "Walking Dead"..... :D

Jason Brenton
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet you know how to have sex right?.. well its very similar, here I will explain in detail: First you need to identify and uncover anything blocking the entry point, then you can give it a light rub to freshen up any dry components, however it may or may not be a bit smelly so this part is optional, once you are satisfied with your progress, you will need to grab the hose with a strong firm grip, whether you are male or female this apparatus need a good commander so taking charge is optimal, once this is achieved gracefully slide it into the tank, care should be taken not to hit the sides, it may coarse injury but generally nothing fatal, once it's all the way in, gently squeeze the release valve (usually located below the nozzle) once finished, you can give it a quick shake, pop it back where you found it, you will probably need to hand over your credit card or some cash, but after that you are good to go!!! Gratz on completing self serve gas 101 hope you enjoyed my tutorial

Jim Simons
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a New Jerseyite. NJ is the other state where it is illegal to pump your own. I fully understand both sides. I am also accustomed to the NJ joke invented by lazy New York comedy writers who transferred all their shortcomings to NJ as "Jersey Shore" A New Yorkers idea of NJ & its people.Still, there are times I get out to pump my own or at least start, when tired of waiting for someone. I also have times I don't want gas or oil or other station dirty on my hands, like on my way to eat.Also, gas is a toxic substance Not good for dogs, children or sick or respiratory sensitive people. We do have as many independent small dealers and chains as big chain company stations. We have people who do nothing but pump and mechanics who only do their thing, so yes jobs. It would seem that this law does not extend to urban areas, so the people are rural who complain about having to pump. It can be confusing. Some pumps have the nozzle shutoff and it must be put in upside down to work.

Azure Adams
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey Oregon! Sack up!! Quit being such pussies! It's just pumping gas?! Everyone else in the entire world has been doing it for years and we're all just fine. Better than you all in fact. So sack up!!

Entertained generic bear
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Scotland we fill our own cars up. Ya all need to get a grip lol this is the sort of thinking that got you an orange hitler as a leader lol

Pam Jernigan
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd have to look it up but I'm pretty sure neither Oregon nor New Jersey went for Trump. So I don't think you can blame that on this....

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Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. I feel weirded out at the moment. I've been driving for more than 35 years and a passenger for another 15 years in Australia - in all my life or memory, I don't remember ever going to a service station where they filled our tank. We pump out own petrol and LPG. We do all our own stuff and walk into the station to pay. I honestly thought this only happened in movies!! Ha ha

Terry Gilmour
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Oregon nobody drinks hard liquor with ice in it anymore . The lady who had the recipie died .

Roger Cote
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a current practice where I live since at least 30 years. We call it self service. No help at the pump. You do it yourself. You slip your card choose the amount, of gas, put the pistol in your reservoir, and click it. When done. You close your lid and leave. You did not have to talk to anyone. Self Service.

Suzanne Melton
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Washington State: about 35 years ago, I'd be in Mom's car and she'd be driving. She stopped for gas. She would NOT let me pump her gas. She's driving; she's pumping! So, here's a 70-year-old cancer survivor pumping gas with a 35-year-old delicate flower sitting in the passenger seat.

Debbie Foshee
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A whole state full of lazy people , welcome to the real world , things change & sometimes you’ve just got to pull up your big girl panties and do it 😀🤣😂🤪

Kevin Measimer
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Connecticut has survived over four decades of self-service gas pumping.

Laszlo Budavari
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe public transportation will now be more popular in Oregon . . .

Robert Glenkowski
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what most people on here don't realize is that its not about being able to pump your own gas, because any idiot can pump their own gas, obviously people in 48 out of 50 states do it. It is about not wanting to pump my own gas after not having to pump it ever. one more thing in my state of NJ, it's is cheaper to have someone pump it for you then going to any neighboring state and pump it yourself, so why would i pump it if i can have someone do it for me at a cheaper rate.

Erin Bush
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Riddle me this: I live in NY and while full service has been fewer and hard to come by in recent years, it does still exist. However, for as long as I have been driving (since 1987) full service has always been MORE EXPENSIVE than self serve. I don't know what they have been doing in NJ? Maybe you can answer that question.

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Peter Swanson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. I have minimal manual dexterity, but I worked pumping gas for numerous years when I was young, and it really is not difficult. The first time I visited Oregon I was shocked that I was not allowed to fuel my own bike, as self-serve had already become almost universal in California by then. In Back To The Future I had one of my biggest laughs at Marty McFly's first experiencing witnessing a full-service station. where tires, oil, and radiator were checked for every customer, and every windshield washed.

Stephanie Bennett
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reading these comments made me laugh so hard! Heaven forbid people have to pump there own gas. Us Canadians know how to pump gas or we wouldn't have it in our cars! And people think Canadians are stupid? Really? After reading all the comments, I beg to differ! If you cant pump gas then you shouldn't be able to drive! Get with the rest of society and stop complaining about how lazy you are! LMFAO.

Valerie Hollylee
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The most fraught tging about filling your own vehicle is remembering if it takes petrol or diesel if you drive more than one (and what side the tank is on!)

Diane Serpa
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sigh. Attendants USED to do more. Clean windshields, check tire pressure and pump gas. And in icy places, I understand people in shoes not ice friendly would want to have someone just do it for them. However, when it is not winter and you are a capable adult that just needs gas, you can handle it. If you can drive (questionable) with kids in the car, you can pump gas with kids in the car.

RC
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I grew up in India where, due to low labour costs, a 'petrol pump' (that is what we call 'gas' there) has multiple attendants. When you drive in, not only do they pump gas for you, they also clean your windshield and check your coolant. However, the few times I have rented cars in UK and South Africa, I have pumped my own gas - and even though it's something I have done very rarely, and each time in cars whose gas tank covers were needlessly fiddly and complicated to get on and off, I managed more or less fine. I can completely understand why in economies with high labour costs, people would be expected to pump their own gas. It's really not that complicated.

Rebecca Szpara
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a buncha lazy, entitles people! I refuse to let anyone pump my gas. I'm fully capable of doing it myself. I've been doing it for 30 years in several countries both home and abroad. Put me in Oregon and they might think I'm a frikking nuclear scientist.

Mary Eden
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was born in Oregon and lived there till I was 11, Thank God I moved to Kansas, shoot it is rare that you can find someone to pump for you here. I check my own oil, clean my own car windows and pump my own gas. If not I would have to travel 45 miles at least to get someone to do it for me. Grow up Oregonians, it is not rocket science!

Jessica Vandenberg
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try driving in 4 feet of snow. Having to get all the winter clothes zipped. Then having to stand there filling up the tank and then walking to the station to pay and walk back. No skirts or shoes in wintery Montreal. We always fill our own. Big girl panties.

Maddie Myers
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm laughing so hard at this, I live in rural Maine where EVERYONE pumps their own gas!

Carolyn Shults
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is really a law in Oregon that the gas is pumped by an attendant. They don't usually do windshields, however some stations do, they aren't full service. They just pump the fricking gas. Why is this causing so much heartache for all of you. It's a law!!!

schrodingershart
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm OK with sensible laws. Everybody in the other 48 states is still trying to make sense of this one. Do you guys have a "backwards day" or "Simon says" law on the books that you heed as rigorously?

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Roy Powell
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Incredible. Every time I read something about Oregon, I realize that it must be someplace on the moon or outer space. I'm sure it's beautiful, but it sounds like living in Soviet Russia. And allowed to pump your own gas? What?! I've pumped my own gas most of my life. Full service gas stations disappeared in Texas 50 years ago. Everybody here pumps their own gas and has for years!

Patricia Ross
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Virginia. I didn't know having someone else pump my gas was even an option.

Elizabeth Lisa Van Vorous
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good God!! I am 53 years old and I have been pumping my own gas since I was a teenager!! Time to come out of the twilight zone and into reality people. I have pumped gas in below zero weather, pouring rain, blizzards, scorching hot weather, you name it, I've done it. Oh yeah, I have had kids in my car , in high heels, pumping gas too. Get yourself some gloves to protect your pretty little hands, and pump your own gas. Quit with the princess attitudes, that goes for you Men too.

Dan Wagoner
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On the horizon; "Prepare your own XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito "...Viva La Taco Bell

Pompy Aranyos
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you fucktards for real? Not knowing how to pump your own gas at 62? (that was one comment) How do you people get your driver's license???

Hannah Howard
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't know 'pumping gas' was hard. Never had anyone fill my tank for me, and I am mostly useless. I fear that if people say moronic things, they will be judged for it. Don't speak up if you can't take it. And if you don't like someone's opinion....ignore them! You're supposed to be an adult

Mike Taylor
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm moving to Oregon, there's money to be made hanging out at the gas station and offering my gas pumping services.

Elly Essenberg
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 81, disabled and cannot pump it myself. There is only one station where they do it for you. As far as I can remember the other stations have self service for decades.

Michael Latimeaux
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now it makes sense why now all cars have infotainment systems: To show people a step by step instructional video on how to pump they're own gas.

Ernie Nelson
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE!!! For Christ’s sake. It says you are now ALLOWED to pump your own gas. It doesn’t say you are REQUIRED to pump your own gas. I’m sure there will still be full service available to all you idiots who aparently don’t pay attention. Actually, I’m now kinda glad you are not required to pump it yourself, you probably wouldn’t pay attention to the directions and warnings then either. I’m picturing the gas pump scene in Zoolander.

Roger Hawcroft
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been around for 70+ years and always had the impression that the US were a nation of early adopters of new technologies, especially where it meant less work & more profit for the supplier and more work & less product for the consumer. The change to self-service filling stations happened in the early 60's in the UK, i.e. about 50 years ago. Some of us were disturbed about it, too, but not for the reasons the Oregon folk are giving. What bothered us was that it heralded the demise of small independents & take-over of virtually all fuel retailing by Standard Oil, Shell, and British Petroleum. Also, there was no price drop, despite the fact that personal service disappeared and many attendants lost their jobs. Those Oregon folk who are upset by the loss of personal service are, in my view, justified. Automation can be brilliant, I agree, but it has never done what we were told by technocrats and politicians that it would do - reduce our need to work to survive.

Roger Hawcroft
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been around for 70+ years and just when I begin to think that nothing else about people in this world can amaze me - i come across this story about Oregon folk's reaction to having to fill their petrol tanks themselves! Amazing. I'd always had the impression that, no matter how alienating or commercially corrupt it may be, the USA would always be in front in terms of making money and introducing new technologies. It was around 1965 when self service petrol stations first appeared in England and some of us were upset but not because we had to fill our own tanks, but because it accelerated the demise of independents and the transition to impersonal, large petrol stations, almost all under the control of Standard Oil, British Petroleum or Shell. It's certainly a quaint enough reaction to make one laugh but they are fortunate to have had personal service for so long and those that are bothered on that account are justified, in my view. 'Old fashioned' service was good.

Roger Hawcroft
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that it would be useful for Bored Panda to prevent commenting without first being signed in. I find it annoying to come across a post when I'm not signed in, write a comment, and then be told that I have to sign in to leave a comment, after which what I've written has disappeared. Perhaps I'm as silly of some of those folk who are worried about pumping their own gas but it seems to me that the site designers could easily adjust this. However, perhaps I'm the only one that's been caught out in that way.

Christina Lee Breu
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I pumped gas since I was 10 years old. Jeeze these people. if they can't figure out how to pump gas then they don't deserve a license.

Andy Williams
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks! Not only funny, but also it's now easier to understand how Trump got into power . Is it legal to breed with vegetables in Oregon?

Ian Atkin
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

are they that stupid in the usa, bloody hell in australia we still pump our own petrol all self service. there isn't many if any service stations that serve people.

paul smith
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We're talking 2 out of 50 states here, and most people in the US (even from Oregon) are laughing at the trolls.

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Cathy Hess
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My only complaint about pumping my own gas is when men who bathe in after shave leave excess cologne on the handle.(gag) I would rather have my hands smell of gasoline....

Adrian Svircic
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was in Oregon I stopped in a gas station. Went in to see the clerk so I could use cash to pay for the pump. They had one person at the station and she was nowhere to be found. I said forget it and just used the credit and began to pump. She runs out yelling at me "What are you doing.. do you want me to call the police?!" Then when I told her I dont know what the hell you are talking about she saw the license plates and said "You should know oregon doesnt allow self pumping." Blew my mind.

Bill Barnes
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sheesh! Crying because they now have to do a menial task of putting petrol (gasoline) into their own vehicles. Get out your big-boy, or big-girl.. or for those who wish to believe otherwise than that... their adult pants on and get over it. You don't need a high school education to do it... and even having several doctorates isn't too much, to do it yourself. Betchya didn't even cry when the grocery stores, like WalMart, added those self-checkout lines, did ya? Did you cry when your power company replaced the meters with those remote control ones? Oh, wait... did you cry when they replaced traffic cops at intersections with traffic lights? Have you complained about since fast food workers started getting $15/hr that when you go get your big-mac you now punch it into a KIOSK instead of telling the kid behind the counter what you wanted, and then paid for it?

Witek Mosakowski
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are allowed to pump your own gas in every country in Europe. Why is it different in some US states? It's not unsafe, it's not difficult, it's totally straightfoward and easy process. I did it when I was a kid, always asked my dad to let me do it. It's not a service "only qualifed people should do", well, perhaps in Europe everybody is qualified to pump their own gas! xD Why are some people obsessed with safety to the point that they are even scared to get out of their own car at gas station ?! It's insane. I think this is what happens when people are taught not to be responsible for thei actions, fear everything, follow manuals and instructions all the time and quit thinking so somebody else can do it for you.

Rod Smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hear they have people in restaurants that chew their corn for them so doesn't get in between their teeth

Rod Smith
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hear that they have people in their restaurants that chew their corn for them, so it doesn't get in between their teeth.

Jennifer Grady Bean
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I drove through NJ last year and was shocked that they can't pump their own gas. I googled why when I got home and it was some ridiculous political thing from long ago. So ridiculous!

Nina Winston
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Seattle and I have to pump my own gas. And yes it is I live in Seattle and I have to pump my own gas. And yes it I live in Seattle and I have to pump my own gas. And yes it is cold I live in Seattle and I have to pump my own gas. And yes it is cold sometimes and I I live in Seattle and I have to pump my own gas. And yes it is cold sometimes and I have I live in Seattle and I have to pump my own gas. And yes it is cold sometime. it's simple all you do is open up the door that covers your gasoline tank twist that open stick the nozzle into the gas tank push the button of the fuel that you want lift up on the handle of the nozzle and there is a locking device underneath or behind the handle so that you can get back into your car and wait for the gasoline to stop pumping. And if you have a diesel it's the green colored pump

Pat Harmon
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omgosh, These comments are too funny! My grandchildren knows how to pump gas and the youngest is 6..lol..And all you need to do is drive up turn your car off grab your keys lock the doors pump your gas , I like to pay at the pump so much easier. Then just put your gas lid on and drive away😂😂😂😂

Lisa Kazmier
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is funny. Of course, I live in NJ and we don't pump our own gas. I have lived in other states where I did. I'm now with a balance problem. I can drive but walking around isn't easy, so for that reason I'm glad. Heck, I just needed air in my tires and got someone to do it for me. Lame, I know. But he did it a helluva lot faster than I ever could.

Kitty Daly
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is always weird to me to be in Oregon and have the attendant rip the pump out of my hand and pump the gas for me, but, whatever. We've been pumping our own in CA for 40+ years. We do have full service for disabled, elderly etc, you honk and they are supposed to come out and do it for them. I guess if you don't know how to do it without dumping it all over yourself, sit in the car and honk pitifully until an attendant takes pity.

Cindy Campbell
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know whether to be amused or frightened that there are people out there that don't know how to pump their own gas. From what I understand it said you *can* pump your own gas, not that you have to. I mean, how hard is it to plan to fill your gas at a full service gas station? But I guess people who don't know how to fill their own gas tank, might not be capable of planning how to get gas at the station that offers full service. Geebus. Every time I think Utah stinks, someone out there has to prove to me that other states are worse.

Frank Lum
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lived in PDX and hated not being able to pump my own gas. For the full-service price you don’t get full service - no checking of oil or other fluids, no couteous, professional attendant. You get a kid who doesn’t care about his job, moves slowly, and takes 15 minutes to do. 5-minute job. I would gladly pay the full-service price to be able to pump my own gas and get out of there quicker.

Paul Osborne
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Open filler flap, take cap off, insert nozzle, pull lever until you get the amount of fuel required. Surely the reddest of necks can do that?

Sue Slagle-Pina
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe how ignorant these people are - you put your card into the machine - open the little door on the side of your car - put the hose in it (make sure its not the green one unless you want diesel) pull the little trigger handle and put the freaking gas in your car. Transients don't hang around gas stations to harass you - no one is going to steal your kids - lock the doors - so what you have a skirt - get off your little high horse and pump your own gas. Unless you tip the guy pumping it - he doesn't make any extra money doing it for your lazy a*s. You people need to come to Texas and see the real world LMAO.

Joe Fitts
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I forgot about this when I was up there am so used to pumping my gas and I don't think the clerk minded at 3 am cause on the second of trying to turn the pump on it started and it was cold

Fuzzy Duckling
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I moved to Oregon from Colorado and it is demeaning not to be allowed to pump your own gas. You have to sit and wait for someone to come along and do for you what every other mammal has figured out, sticking a nozzle in a hole. After 7 years I still haven't gotten used to it, I always feel like the attendant should at the least hand me a coloring page and some cheap crayons while I'm waiting.

Robby Breadner
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as a canadian who pumped my own gas in -25°C temp the other day (-13°f) i have to laugh. i'll just file that in with americans: still use paper dollar bills and refuse to get onboard with the rest of the world with the metric system.

Pat Wooster
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First of all I didn't even know full service stations were still in existence. Second-I sat here and laughed till tears ran down my face!! Thanks guys for making my day better!!

Andrew Gray
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im from the UK, and if it isnt bad enough changing you own windscreen wipers, checking your oil, changing light bulbs and charging you battery imagine having to fill your own tank every other day coz of the high milage I do, with the constant rain we have over here, if i didnt get to fill my own taNK in the rain, I problebly wouldnt get to shower either.

Tim Brown
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unbelievably pathetic. This is what happens when children are not taught how to "adult". They exhibit arrested development and become entitled-but-dependent, group-think Liberals, looking to other people to either fund or assist their equal outcomes.

Bonnie DeCorrevont
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just need to know if this is a true story........I can not believe that there are people this stupid, In any state..........

Bobby Clemente
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess another good reason to NOT move to Oregon, and here I thought its citizens were rather in the know. I've been pumping my own gas since I was 16 which means, dang, 40 years. :O

Issam Elayoubi
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pump your gas and pay for it? Not only that, who'll pump air in the tires? Or add water to the radiator or check the oil and brake fluid? And pay for the gas? No.

Nancy Vap
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to question whether this is fake news or not. I visited a college friend a couple summers ago and we took a trip to the pacific coast. We had to fill the car up one time and I pumped our own gas at a gas station. No attendant screamed at me and no one came out to assist me. Course I am from Kansas and have pumping my own gas since I started driving.

Kathryn Yacovodonato
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People are worried about losing no-skill, low-paying jobs in the area but aren't willing to pay fifty cents extra for lettuce so that migrant workers can have a decent wage. Let's just admit this isn't about safety or jobs, it's because change is scary.

MariKay Everitt
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so the majority of Oregon residents have never left the state? Maybe I am a crazy traveler, but I can't imagine not driving out of state EVER, and if so likely you would need gas to get back. well unless you live in Portland and drove to Vancouver for an hour.

Rafaella Bueno
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Over here, we have basically two reasons to not even consider the possibility of letting people pump their own gas. One is that: people need the jobs. The other is basically theft and vandalism... you just can't trust people in many places here to not be a******s if given the chance. Having more employees and giving people less freedom helps to control that. That's why we only have vending machines in places like inside the subway stations or in shopping malls - they'd be easy prey in the streets.

Sarah White
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, people don't pump their own gas? I guess I'm being an ignorant Australian again, woops, I seriously thought that was just a given...

Vicky Zar
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god I laughed SO hard! There never was this service in Europe as far as I know. EVERYONE pumps their own gas! Mothers with children and elderly included. These comments are as stupid as they can get

Capermom
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That truly is one of the funniest threads I've ever read...! LOL...!!

MysticalMan
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some years ago I worked at a gas station pumping gas as well as other duties. Sometimes when it got busy people would pump their own gas. Every time that happened at least one person would have a spill on themselves or others simply because they didn't have any instruction or experience on how to do it. Not everyone is mechanically adept.

David Habben
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't mind the "full service" in Oregon if it was truly "full service." I'm in Oregon a few times a year. If someone else needs to fill my tank, they can also clean my windows and check under the hood. That's what "full service" meant 30 years ago!

Michael Powers
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean there's a law against pumping your own gas in Oregon? That just boggles my mind. I've had the rare occasion when an attendant pumped gas for me, and found it quaint, if a little weird. I thought that kind of stuff ended in the 70's

Robert Harris
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man... I was raised in Canada and then moved to Australia. I was told by my Dad not to go to the states because there are very stupid people live there. Dad also added They are all rejects from canada when they first arrived in canada from other countries in the world and if they did not answer 1 easy question they had to go to the states. That question was " Are you willing to pump your own gas?" They said no and then Canadian government bought them a greyhound ticket and sent them to Oregon. True story.

Kasey Thornton
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe the loss of dignity Oregon has just suffered will get people will stop moving here.

Jeremy Rankin
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To the people who say they should have attendants because it creates jobs. So you’re saying a private business should have to incur the cost of employing an attendant because it creates a job? In that case, why not make a law that every grocery store should have an attendant to carry people’s groceries to their car?

Jeff Coffey
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To all Oregonians. If you don't want to smell of gasoline simply use your lighter to burn the excess fuel off the nozzle while you are pumping the gas into your car. This will also kill the germs of the 50 plus people that handled the nozzle before you got there.

paul smith
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and putting your IPhone in the microwave for 4 minutes speeds up the processor.

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Lira Mai
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well probably they are just scared since most of their life they did not pump the gas. They just don't know how to do it.

Eri Yoshida
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In case anyone else is wondering what other state where you don't pump your own gas is: New Jersey. I must say, reading those comments gave me quite the self-confidence boost! I've never felt so much like a mature and capable adult! I've lived in Iowa, Oklahoma, and Texas and I've always pumped my own gas. It's not particulary fun or enjoyable or anything but you do it because you have too and there are far worse things in life.

frank0ys
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...Look at the bright side. If they don't want or can't pump their own gas, they will be looking for another option. Like hiring a person to do it for them and pay them out of their own wallets (which means a new career opportunity, Overseer of Gasoline Distribution, could be illegal though as they new employees need to register for tax) or they can use a bike (which is way more nature-friendly).

JoAnn Amato
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These people are too funny. In Chicago we have been pumping our own gas for decades.

Kate Nelson
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm originally from WA. Drives me crazy to have to wait for someone to pump my gas here in Oregon.

Whipple Walker
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I drove through Oregon in 2008 and stopped for gas. Pumped it myself because i didn't know such a stupid-a*s law existed. Some guy (the attendant, I assume) came out and wrote down my license plate info. I found out why later from someone who knew about the law. I honestly feel like the only reason I didn't get a ticket (or something) in the mail was because the local DMV had given me the wrong plates. (a whole different story) The plates on my vehicle weren't assigned to anybody.

Ryan Mann
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Making the elderly pump their own gas...." In the other 48 states, when good Samaritans see the elderly struggling to pump their gas, we help them.

Rachel Hirsch
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve been on this Earth, driving my car for 30 years. Never have I ever seen, nor concerned myself with “transients”. If Oregonians are sincerely worried about these “Transients attacking” then the state has larger problems than pumping ones own gas. Oh, and by the way, if you were handicapped or disabled there are pumps that you go to where the attendant will come out and pump your gas. The other 48 states United States do not forsake those populations. Yikes, Oregon.

Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first I thought this was a satire piece. Talk about FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!!! Can anyone tell me WHY Oregon has not kept up with modern life??

Bob 2.0
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait. People DONT FREAKING KNOW HOW TO PUMP GAS? I- I just- whaaaaaat?

Gerry Higgins
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pumping gas was my first job in high school. Now that job doesn't exist and how many people are unemployed? Not a good law.

Dnelle1972
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But what will become of the Refueler's Pride Parade, when we celebrate those intrepid souls who risk life and limb EVERY DAY to make sure vehicles are fueled properly?! Not to mention the Professional Refueler's Union (local 182) and the beloved magazine, Refueler's Quarterly. This truly is the end of days.

Kristy Winter
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh.....my......wow.......in Iowa, right this very moment, there are people (including elderly, people with disability's, and do i dare say parents with kids) pumping their own gas *gasp* and to top it off its been like -20 without the wind chill factor * double gasp*!!! Not to mention its been snowing and windy, other people have used the nozzle, AND there are people standing by the door!!!!! Guess what *triple gasp* no one walked away smelling like gas, no one's children were abducted, and lord have mercy someone who isnt "a trained professional" or a relative helped the elderly so they didnt have to get out in the cold. Grow up Oregon and learn how to pump gas......its not rocket science!!!

Stephen Chessor
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What happens when the pumps don't worK? http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x683nrt

Heather Paar
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is very easy. I would rather do it myself. Not helpless. Or maybe they are too lazy or entitled. Oh my dear lord.

Mariana Pinto
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You still have people just to pump gas for you? What year are you living in, América? :D

Gayle Bynum Cardosa
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

trust me, where I live, it's juuuusst about thirty years behind the times so...yeah about that old. The older folks are living in the 50's at the most.

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Shar Reiss
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This must be what people talk about when they mention "privilege" . Because honestly I have never seen so many whiny and spoiled humans in my life. Seriously Boo-hoo you have to pump your own gas... *eyeroll*

Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm speechless! I was pumping gas into my parent's cars as soon as I could reach the handles. (Rural Virginia). Back in the 70's before unleaded was invented, and children were convienent unpaid servants.

Mark Miller
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was a transient. I was able to steal a car with children in it while some terrible parent was pumping their own gas in rural montana. Because of that experience, I was able to raise the kids, met a nice woman to care for them, go to law school, clerk for a supreme court justice and now we moved back to Oregon and I'm running for governor. I will support keeping this new law because I want other transients to have the opportunities I've had. Oregon has been anti-transient for too long. Transient Lives Matter!

Godspeed
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't mind it if someone fills my tank for me, it is a nice luxury, but for the most part 99% of the time I do it myself. I guess when you are told something enough times, like your job is being taken, you start to believe it. The human mind is susceptible to suggestion.

Zuzanna Nie
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oregon people are just f*****g LAZY ! Its not I can not pump gas because I do not know how , all I will smell gas .Just why should I do it myself if someone does it for me and I do not have to move my a*s out of the car ? Just admit it, you're F*****G LAZY OREGON .

Nick Triantafyllidis
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was born and grew up in Greece where it's almost unheard of to pump your own gas. There's always someone to do it for you (plus they'd be rather mad if you tried to do it yourself). When I moved to the Netherlands and had to do it myself the first time I was completely puzzled and found it rather hard. But I was also surprised to see how natural it was for the others. I can understand the sentiment of the people being reluctant but of course their reactions and arguments are indeed ridiculous.

Linda Pinto
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hi! Ob-gyn physician from Ohio, I have actually pumped my own gas, petrified I would injure my surgery performing hands or splatter gas into my eyes, so necessary for examining patients and seeing to operate or deliver babies. Never had anybody break into my car while fueling. Never had my car explode (I turned it off before putting gas in.) Hate gassing up in the winter, though. We are in single digits now, so frostbite could happen in that 3-5 minute window.

Michael Hoyt
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So obviously that car insurance commercial where they didn't even know what a lug wrench was, must be in Oregon. No wonder they had the self sufficient ranchers gunned down out there, they made the rest of you look like the pathetic wastes of sperm & egg you obviously are. God help you if Korea actually sends a missle your direction and you lose all power, you'll be totally screwed.

Samantha Robinson
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Washingtonian I really couldn't help my laughter at our region's neighbor.

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my goodness. Oregon (and New Jersey, I think) should get with the program. Maybe they could have the option for full service but self service would be less expensive. It is literally not that hard to not spill gas on yourself. Smh.

OWLbystarlight
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yikes. The whole reason this is a thing, is because it EMPLOYS more people. Looks like you got egg on yours face there, pal.

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Hosspuller l
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why only the rural areas ? City people too stupid to pump their own gasoline ? I'll respond my own question ...The answer is Portland

Frank Armstrong
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was distracted when I first read this: I thought it stated that we have to pump our own Oregonians, but in Colorado they will pump your Oregonian for you. And 47 other states, too. Well, I was wrong. Whew.

Kelly
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quite common in Italy since many years, nobody ever complained about this

Sue Knerl
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bwaaahhhaaaahhaa! It's not that hard people. Put down your pot pipes and learn how to pump your own gas.

PurpleUnicorn
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've pumped my own gas since I was 17, I've only had an attendant do it on a handful of occasions and they were all abroad. Here in Ireland vehicle fuel is a very minor part of what can be bought at a petrol station.

Kevin Hare
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come to New Jersey, we still can't pump our own gas. I have to drive to Pennsyl-freakin'-vania to pump it myself.

Jerome Goodwin
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How will we recognize the stations that will let us do that? Or do we just sit until we figure it out?

Johnny Karr
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, Oregon isn't known for it's rocket scientist, brain surgeons, and MENSA members. Having seen these comments, I would be very reluctant to move to Oregon.

Laurie Grantham
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I literally fell out of my chair laughing so hard at the comments !!!!!!! This made my day.... "I'm typing this with my tongue".... BWAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

Prentice Tompkins
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first time I was in Oregon, I stopped to get some fuel, and the attendant nearly had a fit when I took matters into my own hands. I couldn't understand why he insisted that he was going to pump the gas. I kept saying, I got it, bro. Thanks, though. Finally he explained that the LAW states that he needs to pump the gas. Ah. I finally got it. He probably thought I was some sort of dimwit.

Scott KROKEN
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://youtu.be/IdOF7xg5lug "Oh my god! That man's trying to pump his own gas!"

Glentoran
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly, there are a lot of people in Oregon who should be in sheltered accommodation, and most certainly not allowed to operate a vehicle.

Catpoker
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didnt know this was even a thing, i assumed that all service stations in the country were of the self service variety. In fact I find the very idea of another person offering to squeeze a nozzle and squirt liquid dinosaur into my car gas tank, as incredbly creepy!

Taryn Wallace
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never realized how hard I had it living in a backwards state where you have to pump your own gas?? I guess it's just become a normal thing for me fighting off transients and kidnappers while in a skirt in the snow. Maybe I need to move to Oregon where life is better and I'm not expected to do simple everyday tasks...

Johanna Zamora
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s nice to have your gas pumped, I always do it when I am in Oregon.

Kenny Kulbiski
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never been anyplace where you DIDN'T have to pump your own gas for the last thirty years or so. Now I feel like Big Oil has been using me and I didn't even realize it.

Holly Hobby
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this a real outrage? lol I feel like if you can't get your butt out and pump your own gas like everyone else you are seriously touched in the head lol.

Kevin Camp
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And these same people are allowex to operate a motor vehicle. If you choos eto pay extra for someone ot pump your fuel, then that s your prerogative, but to demand it on the grounds of being incapable really says a lot about these Oregonians.

Erin welch
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I MEANT TO SAY THAT I USE TO LOVE THE SMELL OF "REGULAR" GAS!

Erin welch
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I USE TO LOVE THE SOME OF "REGULAR" GAS WHEN THERE WAS "REGULSR GAS"! WEIRD I KNOW!

Pam Falcioni
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's maybe 20 people in Oregon who have anything negative to say about this new law, and yeah they all deserve ridicule.

Alexandre Andrade
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seeing all the people who are upset about the pumping their own gas shows that there is a market opportunity for people who want their gas pumped for them. Sounds like a job opportunity. Why are we making fun of these people who clearly feel like they need help at the pump? In other countries they have these services and its very convenient! This drama around the responses is not needed, and not news worthy at all. Pure shameful gossip.

OWLbystarlight
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys, seriously? I'm an Oregon native - I've lived here for most of my life. It's been this way for ages, and do you want to know why? It's because it keeps people EMPLOYED. Don't call Oregonians stupid just because you don't understand that. This is something we've had for a very long time, and for me it's disheartening to hear that it could be changing solely for this reason. I don't want to see Gas Stations getting cheap and laying people off. Not cool.

Jeremy Rankin
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So why should an private business how to incur then cost of employing somebody for the sole reason that it employs somebody? They should have a law for designated cart pushers at the grocery store then.

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Alexandru Ionut Rosu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why is this a surprise for everyone?Let's be realistic USA is the country with most stupid and lazy people from the entire world..and that's not something new!

Pamela24
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, stereotyping is really the way to make the peace in the world (says a European girl who finds the complaining people ridiculous).

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Craig Reynolds
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they should learn to READ before trying something as complicated as filling their own fuel tank! Quote: "allows people in rural areas to pump their own gas" Maybe buy a dictionary too since the word "allows" is not the same as "requires". For you dimwitted Oregonians that means it is "voluntary". You have a choice. What is it you fear? How to insert credit card? Remembering your zip code? Pressing yes for receipt? How to open gas door and remove cap? Which button to press? 87, 89, 91, 93? Better live in fear of that GREEN nozzle if your vehicle is NOT a diesel.

OWLbystarlight
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fear that we will have more unemployed folk perhaps. Why don't you read about why we have this law in place before being so judgmental?

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Merijo Dietrich
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's all Oregonians need, another way to get dysentery on that dreadful trail. it's a miracle they have not gone extinct as it is.

Lulli Viddo
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I empathize with the Oregon people. pumping your own gas is horrible and I hate having to do it!

Jeremy Rankin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why should a business have to incur the cost of employing someone only because it gives someone job?

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Emma Perkins
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6 years ago

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Okay, this is actually a really big issue. Some places, usually rural and poverty-stricken areas have laws that require an attendant to pump your gas for you. This created a good number of jobs that required absolutely no special skills or training without cost any one group of people an unreasonable amount of money. Simple jobs like these don't pay well, but they can make the difference between paying rent on time and being thrown out onto the streets. It really is a shame that they're doing away with a law that helped so many people. :(

Bruce Read
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6 years ago

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Proving that Americans are stupid and lazy, join the 21st century America !

DeadStillPretty
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6 years ago

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Hey I'm from New Jersey, we don't pump our own gas either and it's literally the ONLY thing that makes us feel classy living in this armpit so #IStandWithOregon xD

Jackie Chiang
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6 years ago

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I'm also from Jersey. Not pumping our gas is not only classy but it employs people and raises our low gas prices, so I don't understand why more states have this law.

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Black Dahlia
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6 years ago

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I don't know what some of these people are on; gasoline smells good. Smells bad: Raw sewage dead lizard a**s yeast infection stink bug dental abcess rotten orange peel cricket s**t old pipes port-a-potty decaying dog pancreas my upper lip

Anna Herrington
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6 years ago

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I live in Oregon now after pumping my own gas in all other states I've lived in..... Oregonians have had it made, not having to get out of the car, just chatting or checking phone while someone else does the work.... Oregonians aren't stupid, we know a good thing and want to keep it! *Not* having to pump your own gas is pretty wonderful.

Pamela24
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first, I wasn't sure what the "pumping your own gas" even meant (sorry, not an English language native). Do I understand it correctly, that it's the process of opening the caps on the fuel tank, lifting the pistol (and choosing the right one!) without it spilling, moving it and putting it in your car, pressing a handle to allow the gas to go into the tank, then having to stop it, take it out, put it back on the stand and close both of the caps on the tank? Wow, now, writing it all down, it does seem like a lot of work, I feel so sorry for them!

Katarzyna Cz
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at first I thought they refer to autogas (LPG). And I could understand somebody not willing to tank LPG to his/her car by herself, as for eg. in my country customers are hardly never allowed to pump LPG by themselves at a station, so maybe it's more complicated or dangerous than pumping gasoline or diesel. But then I realised that they mean gasoline... omg :P Seems I'm risking my life at least twice a month :P

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Isla Reyne
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I....I....didn't even know that a whole state was full service gas. I've never been to such a place. I can hardly believe this is real. Nobody in the state ever pumped their own gas? How is this even possible?

Rebekah
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, New Jersey too. Throws them too. Personally, whenever we pass through OR, it freaks me the hell out that I CAN'T pump my own gas.

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Sierra Hall
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a feeling there will be a lot of people running out of gas and walking in Oregon.

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Molly Block
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm legally blind and though I cannot drive a vehicle, I CAN pump gas for my driver!! If a blind person can do it, anyone can! The pumps we have now make it so easy. You don't even have to go INTO the station/store to pay for it anymore either. How could it get any easier??

Gayle Bynum Cardosa
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only reason I can think of for some people is that Oregon has had it full serve for so long that there are lots of elderly people here that are actually kind of nervous about using the pumps. It's not that they can't learn...of course they can. Oregon (where I live) has VERY harsh weather. The wind is so bad that the windows blow out of the buildings. People can literally be blown over. I'm not joking. There are lots and lots of older people here and they don't have much help. It's a poor area...very kind of hardscrabble. People are acting like they're morons here. Well...some of them are frankly but so what? They are what they are but that doesn't mean that old people need to be made fun of for their lot in life. People love to denigrate others. Not you Molly....I'm just saying there are a hell of a lot of people here who are talking out of their asses. You all might want to step down off of your high horses before someone knocks you off.

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Aurelia Grey
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor Oregon, pumping your own gas, I guess soon the state will mandate that citizens know how to boil water, change a light bulb and identify a stop sign?

Ann Dominici
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, folks, just how spoiled are you? I'm a 75 year old woman with heart problems and arthritis. I have pumped my own gas for many years and never once got any gas on me. I check my own oil, add air to the tires and replace the washer fluid when needed. I can't imagine any adult who is capable of driving a car who can't pump their own gas!!!

Toni R
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 64 and we were raised in a time when we were expected to know how to do basic car maintenance before we could drive a different time.

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Gayle Bynum Cardosa
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Oregon and I'm glad we can pump our own gas now. I hate having to wait for Maynard to saunter out and finish chit chatting with Rufus about the deer he bagged last weekend before he decides to get to my car. It's like everyone thinks we're on manana time here. Granted I live in a very rural area and not everyone is like that here but I've had to get out of my car to prompt the attendant to come over and then he freaks out and tells me it's illegal. Yeah I know but put a fire under it holmes. I've got places to go. Not everyone here is retired or on the government dole.

Sierra Hall
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do I hate pumping my gas? Why yes I do. Do I have children? Yes I do. Do I pump my own gas? YES! It is a great CONVENIENCE for someone else to pump your gas, but it is just that... a convenience.

Shana
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile in Europe (atleast I think in most countries here?) people have been pumping their own gas for many years without any issues... :P

Kerri Russ
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oregonian here. I pumped my own gas for a few decades in California before moving up here. I was a new mom with an infant and it was nice to not have to get out and listen to him scream. 18 years later, I still appreciate someone else pumping my gas and I tip accordingly. Anyway, if they changed the state law so I had to pump it again, I'd do it happily. Why? Because I'm a freakin' adult who is self-sufficient. I follow the law here and let someone else do it. But when I go to California or Washington, I pump my own. When I see the Oregonian comments above, I just shake my head. Only TWO states ban drivers from pumping their own gas and I've yet to see national headlines about people dropping dead from breathing gas fumes or children being neglected because their parents pumped gas, and there's a nifty seal around the gas tank opening to keep fumes to a minimum. Geez.

Dnelle1972
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't know that Oregon was a post-apocalyptic Mad Max hellscape where performing the most menial of tasks puts you in mortal danger. Going to the bathroom must be a nightmare...

RaY1
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was passing through one time and didn't know the law and I pumped my own gas......the attendant came out and gave me a scolding and took the pump handle from me. Apparently he was a professional and knew the "right" way to pump the gas :).

Kerri Russ
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Years and years ago, my folks were driving from California to Washington. They didn't know they couldn't pump their own gas, so they stopped, dad popped out and grabbed the nozzle. A guy ran out and said, "Sir, you can't pump your own gas." Dad looked at him and said, "Yes, I can... watch."

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Bobbi Newell
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm from Oregon. Trust me, we're not all characters in Portlandia. Most of us are sensible. Pumping our own gas in rural counties? Well, it's a start...

Zenozenobee
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, sometimes, I forget too. ANd I'm going to write 2017 until april or may ;p

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KT Trondsen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hilarious. Oh no! vagrants will get us!! I laughed out loud at the statement by some saying they would just stand and wait for their gas to get pumped lol

Aurelia Grey
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, the vagrants. Also known as human beings who have names. 99.999% sure no one could walk ten feet in their shoes and survive. G*d forbid, FORBID, that feeling useful matters to "these" people, even for five minutes, because of course, "they" have no feelings. Or hopes.

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Cassie
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a wonder my four children lived long enough to be teenagers while I had to pump my own gas their whole lives.

Terry T.
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I haven't seen a full-service gas station in over 30 years.

Fairsher
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get a migraine from the smell so I go to a full service station for gas as well as my 2 vehicles are serviced by one of the best,honest mechanics there is, so I support them by getting my gas there.

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Miomirko Buhtlić
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's no joke! Pumping gas is extremely dangerous. Every time I am about to do it, I say goodbye to my loved ones.

A Ghost
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's deadly. You always have to revamp your will before getting out of the car

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Pattie McCann
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty old, so I remember when self-serve was a new idea and they were convincing all of us that doing this labor was going to save us all money. Now I guess we've all swallowed the brainwash. I live in Michigan where I pump my own gas. I go to Oregon frequently, where someone else pumps my gas. I don't notice a big savings or any savings at the pump in Michigan where the business is relieved of hiring help. I say Oregon should fight the good fight against standing in the rain pumping their own so that business owners will be able to reduce their payroll. Like a lot of people in Oregon I'd guess, being able to pump my own gas, checkout my own groceries, and use a banking machine, doesn't mean I want to always have to do it. I wouldn't mind some service since I know not getting it wont save me any money. And for someone else it is a job.

William Morales
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can really tell the youngsters that never grew up with full serve. It makes gas slightly more, but they also checked your air, oil. Back then cars needed more maintenance. It was kind of nice actually, more so for people who didn't like checking their own car etc. It's just another service we've forgone to get the cheapest price, yeah even grocery stores had nice service nothing like walmart or most stores for that matter. You don't know what you never had, which is amazing customer service. Imagine every place you went treated you like royalty, yes all businesses used to be that way.

Gayle Mahr
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember back in the day when drug stores delivered without asking for your credit card number, when ALL grocery stores had baggers and people who would help you to your car -AND load the groceries in it, when Texacos big ad was "You can trust your car to the man who wears the star..." but that was long ago and far away. There is no such thing as Customer Service nowadays, rudeness is a way of life now. BUT... the complaints that I am reading from these ding-a-lings from Oregon are ludicrous! Fear of transients, possibly smelling like gas, having to leave Junior alone in the car for the 3 minutes it takes to swipe their credit cards and pump a few gallons of gas into their tanks, etc, etc, are just lame excuses. Obviously these people from rural Oregon have never left their comfort zone and travelled across the borders of their backwoods home, because the surrounding states are all self-service! And if you are afraid of possibly smelling like gas? Bring along a pack of baby wipes!

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Ryan Mann
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The elderly have to pump their own gas" In the other 48 states, when we see an elderly person struggling to pump their gas, we help them.

Full Name
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you aren't able to pump your own gas without great difficulty because you're so old and feeble you shouldn't be able to drive a multi ton machine that may require split second evasive maneuvers at highway speeds either.

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tweetybird
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in NZ and i've never even heard of having someone else pump your own gas, and its' so simple why is everyone getting so upset about it, you literally just open the gas tank, put the pump in the tank, fill it up and screw on the cap.

earringnut
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i don't drive. i never have. i do know how to pump gas because as a kid my parents drove. an 8 year old could and has pumped gas.

Robert Greenlee
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Switch to an electric car. No more pumping gas. :) You can plug in at home and have a full tank/battery when you wake up in in the morning.

Mase Mason
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha the pump pumps it, you just press the trigger. You Americans can shoot a gun, you can fill up with fuel..

Wilson Pinto
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I don't want to smell like gasoline." It's a gas pump, not a freakin shower!

Byron Kephart
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So funny seeing all the comments saying they are shocked about the "full-service" we have here in Oregon. Give me a break! Full-service? No. A person pumps the gas. You wash your own windshield/windows and check your own oil. I can't stand that we can't just pump our own gas. Oh - and I've yet to witness a transient stalking people at gas stations...

Zenozenobee
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mmmmh, i don't get it... In France, we all pump our own gas and....well, we seem to have not too much difficulties surviving it. I could act chauvinist as French are supposed to be and say that we are superiorly smart or talented to be able to perform alone this sooooo diffocult task. But I'm sure people in Oregon have an average IQ. They should ba able to do it, even without specific training ;p . I'm sure gas station are going to put the same sign we have to remind people to not smoke or use device that could provoque sparks. Oregon, you'll survive I promis

Gayle Mahr
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Growing up on Long Island, NY there used to be full-service gas stations with attendants - I should know because I was one of them - yup, all of 12 years old and I would "volunteer" at my local station to make money to buy my mom her mother's day present! Folks, it ain't no biggie - really!. I still remember when self-service stations came into being. People complained, but they got over it. Even my mother, who still can't program her DVD player, set up her TV set, or go online without help can and does pump her own gas. She has never set herself on fire, drowned in a puddle of Hi-Test or been trampled by rampaging transients! If the idea of actually doing something for yourself that basically the entire world knows how to do - other than YOU - then stop driving and leave your carbon footprint at your front door. Sheesh!

paul smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure if it's ever enforced, but I've seen on most all pumps nowadays that it's illegal for anybody under the minimum driving age to pump gas now.

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Richard Blaine
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was in Oregon in 1990. I think the law had just been passed. It mystified me-and I had several people carefully (and condescendingly) explain to me that this provided jobs for inner city youths. I asked them if they had ever visited the inner city and counted the gas stations/job opportunities, and was usually treated with the tongue-clucking disapproval that I now reserve for Trump supporters.

Erisa Desu
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well in my country the normal thing to do is not to pump your own gas...so more people can actually have a job.

Pi...
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only point I agree with is that people slotted under unskilled labour, who don't have the aptitude for other tasks, might end up losing their small way of adding to their income... the rest are a tad...dramatic.

Patricia Drexler
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if all you people in Oregon hate pumping your own gas so much then WHY don't you ever TIP the gas attendant and show some appreciation! Most attendants are making minimum wage standing outside on blistering hot days, freezing cold days, rainy and snowy days but nobody gives a damn about them until they have to do it themselves!

Reah Dingle
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All I can say is I feel sorry for them and they need help. BAD.

schrodingershart
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do people in Oregon and New Jersey fuel their lawn mowers and snow blowers? Do they have an attendant pump the gas into their canister, then take the canister home and pour it into their machine themselves (effectively pumping the gas via gravity)? Does a gas delivery service drive come and fuel the machines directly? Other? I'm seriously curious.

joe Shmoe
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this was pretty funny, but i have the feeling that the "outrage" in Oregon over this newfound responsibility is a bit overblown. I have seen 5 or 6 different articles on this subject and everyone of them has the same twitter posts from people upset about this. so, like, 5 people. I would venture a guess that some or even all of these people are just trolling.

Gary Long
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps the "bad idea" was the prohibition in the first instance? There is an abundance of data supporting the concept that as we try to make lives "safer," we actually making life more dangerous due to the lack of self-reliant experiences.

Morten Eriksen
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are americans so helpless in simple practical matters? Anything wrong with their education or intellect?

Jeeves
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pumping your own gas?!? *gASp* Now the gas consumers can die if gas fumes instead of the attendants! No seriously, if you're car-filler-upper-ers haven't died after filling up Oregons cars every day of the week, you won't.

TheReader19
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear Oregon, comment from the rest of the world, we are confused why can't you fill up your own petrol tanks when the rest of us have been doing it successfully and not blowing up our cities on a regular basis. Yours faithfully the rest of motoring kind

Richard Petch
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a good job you lot don't live in Britain or your tires would grow roots if you waited for somebody to pump fuel in your car, get off your big fat arses and do it yourself you idle buggers.

Jeff Farrar
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMFG !!!!!! And these people are allowed to vote and reproduce? God help us....

RaroaRaroa
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As it says "can begin pumping their own gas", that sounds like it's an option, not that you have to do it yourself anyway. In NZ, it's standard to pump your own. There is only one brand of petrol station (Z) that still has forecourt attendants as far as I can tell, but you can still pump your own there. As for the person paying transients (that are apparently terrifying) to pump her gas, how does she pay them, or for the gas, without getting murdered I wonder, if they're such an issue?

Maggie Collins
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember I was on vacation in Oregon and stopped at a gas station. This nice guy came running out and asked what kind of gas I wanted. I was so shocked. I told him "I got it" and he said....get this: "You cannot pump your own gas" to which I said: "what?" and he repeated the same. then he said: "it is against the law to pump your own gas in Oregon". I literally was in shock. I had never heard those words before. This was in the 80's which means I have been pumping my own gas for almost 40 years!! And I am still alive and don't smell like gasoline! Yahoo!!

Toika Mason
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, she did NOT pay a "transient" (who even uses that word anymore) to pump her gas in Colorado. Either she gave money to a homeless man and sat in her car wondering how long it should take him to pump it as he walked away with her money or she pulled up to a station where an unfortunate attendant made the mistake of checking on her after she sat in her car at the pump for too long. Don't buy that woman's lies - we still pump our own fuel, like responsible vehicle owners, throughout the state of Colorado!

Michael Morris
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heh heh heh. By the way, New Jersey is the only other state where self serve gasoline is illegal. Though I've been there a couple of times each time I've gotten out and started to pump myself before being reminded by the attendant.

Steve Feeka
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think pumping your own gas is for peasants. 29 years in New Jersey, and 4 in Nevada where you're forced to pump your own gas; and I'll never get used to the latter. I don't want to get out of the car, I don't want to deal with the (almost always) faulty machinery, I don't want to touch the stupid thing, or risk smelling like gas when I go somewhere. There's no reason to not pay some young high school kid Minumum wage to convenience everyone's day. I'm sorry, it's just disgusting. I'll ride on empty for days and risk running out of gas before inconveniencing myself to go stand at the stupid pump

paul smith
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or any other US state that you have to drive through to get from Oregon to New Jersey (which is probably 2500 mile (4000 km) away. Anybody got a car that can go 2500 miles without that icky refueling?

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Shisou Ryuichi
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand how someone is completely against it. It doesn't take a 'professional' to do this, this is not brain surgery, this isn't HAZMAT stuff. I'm from TN, we pump our own gas, you have to learn how to do that to drive. I moved to Oregon and was completely shocked that these people have no idea how to pump gas. Like, it literally is not only one of the simplest f*****g things to do, but the screen...gives you directions. It really blows my mind that these people are freaking out.

Malcontent
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile, in the UK- we've been 'pumping our own gas' since... forever, I think. And people wonder why we make fun of ( some ) Americans for being r******d...

OWLbystarlight
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... It's a thing to keep MORE people employed... It's not just to make life easier (that's just the added bonus)

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Lisa Shaw
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where I live I haven't even seen a full serve station in a few decades. As a teenager, this is the first thing we learn after obtaining a beginners driving permit, along with checking oil, tire pressure and how to change a flat tire. I feel sorry for the people in Oregon that are unable to do what teenagers/children are able to do where I live!

Tristan Stinson
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am literally 11 and i know how to pump gas without help. These people probably don't even know what they are talking about. They just think "OMG another simple task? ITS GIVING MY OWN CAR FUEL!!! ITS GONNA GIVE ME AUTISM IF I GET OUT OF THE CAR!!!!"

Michaela Fieberling
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is extra funny for me, since I'm german and the concept of someone filling my gas tank is so incredibly foreign to me... Besides, its a gas station, not effing Sparta... Your kid is not going to get snatched while you stand literally 5 feet away... And to pay you could, oh I don't know, lock the doors or take the kids with you to the counter... So much about the States confuses the ever-loving eff out of me, but this takes the cake!

Dan Carter
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Greatest nation on the planet. Yeah, might have to rethink that one...

EM
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom was in her 30's when she learned found out that there were states where you have to pump your own gas. Reason why is because the only 2 states that she has lived in are Oregon and New Jersey, the 2 states where you can't pump your own gas. She found out while on a trip to San Francisco and waited 45 minutes for someone to pump her own gas.

John Newton
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell you what, don't smoke when you're pumping gas. Now that is a real hazard. And I might as well warn the owners of these here gas pumps. Watch out for non-payers. It doesn't take long for them to get back into the car and drive off, tires screechin' 'n all.

twoy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could be a bad idea in the us, because americans are extremely stupid

Katinka Min
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Jim Bryant is onto something with his idea of a school. :-D

Duane Uptain
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just imagine these people accidentally taking a freeway exit that takes them into Vancouver, WA., and then pull into a gas station where they sit for two hours waiting for someone to come and pump their gas, because they are too afraid of getting out of their car to ask why the attendant hasn't shown up.

Julie Shaw
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jim Bryant's reply.... Brilliant. 😂 Coming from the UK I have never had my gas pumped for me. It's manual all over the UK.

Alisa Schwartz Moran
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I consider pumping your own gas to be a test. If you are not able to pump your own gas, you should not be driving.

Bobbie Duff
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this a joke??? Are these people so backward they can't do something so simple for themselves or do they just feel they are above the rest of the country and should be waited on like royalty!! Get a grip of your lives Oregonians jeez!!!

Frederick Held
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am 80 and have been pumping my own gas, checking my oil and tires and cleaning my windows for50 of those years.

Maria Ofar
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

being an aussie, where "full driveway service" is something of a luxury, i wondered if pumping your own gas meant using some kind of manual pump, like an antiquated well. nope. literally just using a fuel bowser. people scare me sometimes.

Sharon Breese
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I pumped my own gas in Oregon once. I was driving from California, to my sister's house, for Thanksgiving in Washington. I had 4 children in my Audi and it was pouring rain. People looked at me like I had lost my mind. I thought it was just because I had California plates on my car. Lol

John Schiffermuller
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This law (and the posts from people who are shattered at the notion that they might have to dispense their own fuel) is really just a means of gathering the names of all of the people who are to be removed from the gene pool for the good of the country. The Republican Party has been making lists from the posts and Nazi Trump voters will be making the rounds of Oregon neighborhoods engaging in "Snowflake Cleansing" any day now. Please be patient and don't run or try to move to Texas or anything.

Stefan Rech
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very amusing to me, DIFFERENT COUNTRY, DIFFERENT HABITS. In Germany there is only self-service available, and that since the mid-1980s. At first, I do admit, it was kind of a "strange thing", when I had to "do the job" on my own. But you live and learn. - (If someone feels too old, to do the self-service refuel job, I would kindly say, "maybe you are too old, to drive a car in public!"

Daniel Loftus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have our gas pumped for us in all weather and it costs no more for the service, and WE are backwards? Portland has not changed this, and aren't going to, because we see no point.

Angie Melton
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am shocked by these comments. I have been driving every day since I was 16 and have never had anyone pump my gas for me. When you go to a restaurant do you have the waitress cut your steak for you too? You all sound like a bunch of entitled little snowflakes. C

George Soroka
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I guess if it's not something you're used to doing I can see where it might take all of about 30 seconds of brain activity coupled with frikin common sense but most people with a brain in their head could figure it out! If being afraid to get out of your car because you're worried about the "not so desirable elements around " maybe you should consider relocating. Hey maybe you could get the same person that wipes your b*** for you to go with next time you have to get gas. Just a thought! Good luck with that!

Colin Wearmouth
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"and who knows what cooties are on there". Just spent some time in hospital where a swab showed positive for MRSA. Nurse said nothing to worry about as nearly everyone carries the virus anyway. It only becomes a health threat if it manages to get into an open wound, or so I was told. Bloody good job the ones complaining don't come to the UK they'd be well and truly screwed. I can't think of any fuel garages I've been to where the fuel is put into your car for you. One word springs to my mind, "Lazy".

Tora Wookiee Macaw
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here in Australia, we have been pumping our own fuel for YEARS! We have survived. We will continue to do so.

Martyn Edgar
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You lazy Yanks better not hire a car in England, ALL the petrol stations here are self service, and too the best of my knowledge, no one has died in the 40 odd years this has been the norm.

John Matthew Salmonson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man. I have homes in California and Oregon. I buy gas in Oregon and I am COMEPLETELY freaked out by the attendant taking my card...and pumping my gas. I have never seen a transient there, although I am sure they exist. But I do know this. I have 3 kids and a wife. I have pumped gas nearly my entire life. I have left my wife and kids and the car for half of it. I have not even NEARLY lost one of them. I have been asked for a dollar or 2 in 30 years by a homeless person. And I have never spilled gas on my shoes. GET WITH THE PROGRAM Oregon. You sound like IDIOTS.

John Gillespie
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone over the legal age can pump fuel here in australia, if u do it in a safe manner and avoid stupidity then any adult should be able to pump fuel..

Allyn Scheinkman
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, can't believe folks are freaking out about pumping their own gas. What most folks from oregon haven't been to the other states in the USA where we have to pump our own gas. Pumping gas is so easy that even a monkey can do it.

Coconut
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oregonians: "I can't pump my own gas my children will die from the smell." "I can't pump my own gas I'm super lazy." "I can't pump my own gas I wear the shortest clothes in history." "I can't pump my own gas, there is something called cooties you know, and there is no such thing as hand sanitizer here." "I can't pump my own gas my car will throw up from me pouring gasoline on myself." Other states: "Are y'all idiots?" "Hey lets open up a school for everyday things in Oregon, we'll make Billions every day, minuet, second!

Kristine Hughes-Mayfield
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it when people use the I don't want to touch something that 50 other people have touched. But, they will go into a grocery store and grab a cart. LOL what a bunch of lazy-assed people. And the disabled persons excuse...they have a call button for people who needs assistance you dimwit. I am absolutely flabbergasted by some of these dimwitted comments. This is completely about being lazy and nothing else. Germs on the gas pump handle. The gas pump handle is probably cleaner because of the gas that can get on it. SMH is all I can do...just SMH.

Terri Wagner
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It sounds like a number of them may indeed be too stupid to pump their own gas

Glenda May Crawford
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have filled my car up with gas myself since I learned how to drive and it isn't hard to do.

Kit Miller
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, I live in Wales (UK) and we don't have people filling up our cars for us. I would be a bit perplexed if I pulled up at a fuel station and someone came out to do it for me. I'd be like 'back away Sir, I have this'

Crystal Hooper
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...smh....but, i know, change can be difficult.!!...just a word to the self-pumping wise....do NOT use your cellphone when you are pumping....that was deemed dangerous a few years ago

John Wallace
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oregonians are still whining about not electing a criminal for President. I'm surprised that through their tears and screaming at the sky, they even noticed they have to pump their own gas, poor babies.

Micki Van Patten
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In New York State many people prefer self service stations because the fuel is less expensive. Why pay up to 5¢ per gallon more for gas just to sit on your butt and be waited on? Maybe because that's how you were raised.

Micki Van Patten
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where to even begin on this one! I was maybe 12 when I first pumped gas into my parent's car. 51 now and still haven't managed to ruin myself with gasoline. I used to think Oregon was this cool, progressive place, now I see it's a state full of pansies and dangerous transients. What other law's do they have that say "carry me"

Ernest Chen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this young lady can pump gas without hands. Why can't some of the people in Oregon do it!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1_dgZ4-Ldw

Dale Ailes
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone from Oregon explain this to me, is every gas station there full of transients, we don't seem to have them hanging out at gas stations in Indiana

paul smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems like every time I get gas in Indianapolis somebody comes up to me and asks for gas money to get home.

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Epameinwndas Livanis
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not living in the US but in any case, I would also be afraid to pump the gas myself. If I was acting in the "Walking Dead"..... :D

Jason Brenton
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet you know how to have sex right?.. well its very similar, here I will explain in detail: First you need to identify and uncover anything blocking the entry point, then you can give it a light rub to freshen up any dry components, however it may or may not be a bit smelly so this part is optional, once you are satisfied with your progress, you will need to grab the hose with a strong firm grip, whether you are male or female this apparatus need a good commander so taking charge is optimal, once this is achieved gracefully slide it into the tank, care should be taken not to hit the sides, it may coarse injury but generally nothing fatal, once it's all the way in, gently squeeze the release valve (usually located below the nozzle) once finished, you can give it a quick shake, pop it back where you found it, you will probably need to hand over your credit card or some cash, but after that you are good to go!!! Gratz on completing self serve gas 101 hope you enjoyed my tutorial

Jim Simons
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a New Jerseyite. NJ is the other state where it is illegal to pump your own. I fully understand both sides. I am also accustomed to the NJ joke invented by lazy New York comedy writers who transferred all their shortcomings to NJ as "Jersey Shore" A New Yorkers idea of NJ & its people.Still, there are times I get out to pump my own or at least start, when tired of waiting for someone. I also have times I don't want gas or oil or other station dirty on my hands, like on my way to eat.Also, gas is a toxic substance Not good for dogs, children or sick or respiratory sensitive people. We do have as many independent small dealers and chains as big chain company stations. We have people who do nothing but pump and mechanics who only do their thing, so yes jobs. It would seem that this law does not extend to urban areas, so the people are rural who complain about having to pump. It can be confusing. Some pumps have the nozzle shutoff and it must be put in upside down to work.

Azure Adams
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey Oregon! Sack up!! Quit being such pussies! It's just pumping gas?! Everyone else in the entire world has been doing it for years and we're all just fine. Better than you all in fact. So sack up!!

Entertained generic bear
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Scotland we fill our own cars up. Ya all need to get a grip lol this is the sort of thinking that got you an orange hitler as a leader lol

Pam Jernigan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd have to look it up but I'm pretty sure neither Oregon nor New Jersey went for Trump. So I don't think you can blame that on this....

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Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. I feel weirded out at the moment. I've been driving for more than 35 years and a passenger for another 15 years in Australia - in all my life or memory, I don't remember ever going to a service station where they filled our tank. We pump out own petrol and LPG. We do all our own stuff and walk into the station to pay. I honestly thought this only happened in movies!! Ha ha

Terry Gilmour
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Oregon nobody drinks hard liquor with ice in it anymore . The lady who had the recipie died .

Roger Cote
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a current practice where I live since at least 30 years. We call it self service. No help at the pump. You do it yourself. You slip your card choose the amount, of gas, put the pistol in your reservoir, and click it. When done. You close your lid and leave. You did not have to talk to anyone. Self Service.

Suzanne Melton
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Washington State: about 35 years ago, I'd be in Mom's car and she'd be driving. She stopped for gas. She would NOT let me pump her gas. She's driving; she's pumping! So, here's a 70-year-old cancer survivor pumping gas with a 35-year-old delicate flower sitting in the passenger seat.

Debbie Foshee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A whole state full of lazy people , welcome to the real world , things change & sometimes you’ve just got to pull up your big girl panties and do it 😀🤣😂🤪

Kevin Measimer
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Connecticut has survived over four decades of self-service gas pumping.

Laszlo Budavari
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe public transportation will now be more popular in Oregon . . .

Robert Glenkowski
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what most people on here don't realize is that its not about being able to pump your own gas, because any idiot can pump their own gas, obviously people in 48 out of 50 states do it. It is about not wanting to pump my own gas after not having to pump it ever. one more thing in my state of NJ, it's is cheaper to have someone pump it for you then going to any neighboring state and pump it yourself, so why would i pump it if i can have someone do it for me at a cheaper rate.

Erin Bush
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Riddle me this: I live in NY and while full service has been fewer and hard to come by in recent years, it does still exist. However, for as long as I have been driving (since 1987) full service has always been MORE EXPENSIVE than self serve. I don't know what they have been doing in NJ? Maybe you can answer that question.

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Peter Swanson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. I have minimal manual dexterity, but I worked pumping gas for numerous years when I was young, and it really is not difficult. The first time I visited Oregon I was shocked that I was not allowed to fuel my own bike, as self-serve had already become almost universal in California by then. In Back To The Future I had one of my biggest laughs at Marty McFly's first experiencing witnessing a full-service station. where tires, oil, and radiator were checked for every customer, and every windshield washed.

Stephanie Bennett
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reading these comments made me laugh so hard! Heaven forbid people have to pump there own gas. Us Canadians know how to pump gas or we wouldn't have it in our cars! And people think Canadians are stupid? Really? After reading all the comments, I beg to differ! If you cant pump gas then you shouldn't be able to drive! Get with the rest of society and stop complaining about how lazy you are! LMFAO.

Valerie Hollylee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The most fraught tging about filling your own vehicle is remembering if it takes petrol or diesel if you drive more than one (and what side the tank is on!)

Diane Serpa
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sigh. Attendants USED to do more. Clean windshields, check tire pressure and pump gas. And in icy places, I understand people in shoes not ice friendly would want to have someone just do it for them. However, when it is not winter and you are a capable adult that just needs gas, you can handle it. If you can drive (questionable) with kids in the car, you can pump gas with kids in the car.

RC
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I grew up in India where, due to low labour costs, a 'petrol pump' (that is what we call 'gas' there) has multiple attendants. When you drive in, not only do they pump gas for you, they also clean your windshield and check your coolant. However, the few times I have rented cars in UK and South Africa, I have pumped my own gas - and even though it's something I have done very rarely, and each time in cars whose gas tank covers were needlessly fiddly and complicated to get on and off, I managed more or less fine. I can completely understand why in economies with high labour costs, people would be expected to pump their own gas. It's really not that complicated.

Rebecca Szpara
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a buncha lazy, entitles people! I refuse to let anyone pump my gas. I'm fully capable of doing it myself. I've been doing it for 30 years in several countries both home and abroad. Put me in Oregon and they might think I'm a frikking nuclear scientist.

Mary Eden
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was born in Oregon and lived there till I was 11, Thank God I moved to Kansas, shoot it is rare that you can find someone to pump for you here. I check my own oil, clean my own car windows and pump my own gas. If not I would have to travel 45 miles at least to get someone to do it for me. Grow up Oregonians, it is not rocket science!

Jessica Vandenberg
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try driving in 4 feet of snow. Having to get all the winter clothes zipped. Then having to stand there filling up the tank and then walking to the station to pay and walk back. No skirts or shoes in wintery Montreal. We always fill our own. Big girl panties.

Maddie Myers
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm laughing so hard at this, I live in rural Maine where EVERYONE pumps their own gas!

Carolyn Shults
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is really a law in Oregon that the gas is pumped by an attendant. They don't usually do windshields, however some stations do, they aren't full service. They just pump the fricking gas. Why is this causing so much heartache for all of you. It's a law!!!

schrodingershart
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm OK with sensible laws. Everybody in the other 48 states is still trying to make sense of this one. Do you guys have a "backwards day" or "Simon says" law on the books that you heed as rigorously?

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Roy Powell
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Incredible. Every time I read something about Oregon, I realize that it must be someplace on the moon or outer space. I'm sure it's beautiful, but it sounds like living in Soviet Russia. And allowed to pump your own gas? What?! I've pumped my own gas most of my life. Full service gas stations disappeared in Texas 50 years ago. Everybody here pumps their own gas and has for years!

Patricia Ross
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Virginia. I didn't know having someone else pump my gas was even an option.

Elizabeth Lisa Van Vorous
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good God!! I am 53 years old and I have been pumping my own gas since I was a teenager!! Time to come out of the twilight zone and into reality people. I have pumped gas in below zero weather, pouring rain, blizzards, scorching hot weather, you name it, I've done it. Oh yeah, I have had kids in my car , in high heels, pumping gas too. Get yourself some gloves to protect your pretty little hands, and pump your own gas. Quit with the princess attitudes, that goes for you Men too.

Dan Wagoner
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On the horizon; "Prepare your own XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito "...Viva La Taco Bell

Pompy Aranyos
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you fucktards for real? Not knowing how to pump your own gas at 62? (that was one comment) How do you people get your driver's license???

Hannah Howard
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't know 'pumping gas' was hard. Never had anyone fill my tank for me, and I am mostly useless. I fear that if people say moronic things, they will be judged for it. Don't speak up if you can't take it. And if you don't like someone's opinion....ignore them! You're supposed to be an adult

Mike Taylor
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm moving to Oregon, there's money to be made hanging out at the gas station and offering my gas pumping services.

Elly Essenberg
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 81, disabled and cannot pump it myself. There is only one station where they do it for you. As far as I can remember the other stations have self service for decades.

Michael Latimeaux
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now it makes sense why now all cars have infotainment systems: To show people a step by step instructional video on how to pump they're own gas.

Ernie Nelson
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE!!! For Christ’s sake. It says you are now ALLOWED to pump your own gas. It doesn’t say you are REQUIRED to pump your own gas. I’m sure there will still be full service available to all you idiots who aparently don’t pay attention. Actually, I’m now kinda glad you are not required to pump it yourself, you probably wouldn’t pay attention to the directions and warnings then either. I’m picturing the gas pump scene in Zoolander.

Roger Hawcroft
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been around for 70+ years and always had the impression that the US were a nation of early adopters of new technologies, especially where it meant less work & more profit for the supplier and more work & less product for the consumer. The change to self-service filling stations happened in the early 60's in the UK, i.e. about 50 years ago. Some of us were disturbed about it, too, but not for the reasons the Oregon folk are giving. What bothered us was that it heralded the demise of small independents & take-over of virtually all fuel retailing by Standard Oil, Shell, and British Petroleum. Also, there was no price drop, despite the fact that personal service disappeared and many attendants lost their jobs. Those Oregon folk who are upset by the loss of personal service are, in my view, justified. Automation can be brilliant, I agree, but it has never done what we were told by technocrats and politicians that it would do - reduce our need to work to survive.

Roger Hawcroft
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been around for 70+ years and just when I begin to think that nothing else about people in this world can amaze me - i come across this story about Oregon folk's reaction to having to fill their petrol tanks themselves! Amazing. I'd always had the impression that, no matter how alienating or commercially corrupt it may be, the USA would always be in front in terms of making money and introducing new technologies. It was around 1965 when self service petrol stations first appeared in England and some of us were upset but not because we had to fill our own tanks, but because it accelerated the demise of independents and the transition to impersonal, large petrol stations, almost all under the control of Standard Oil, British Petroleum or Shell. It's certainly a quaint enough reaction to make one laugh but they are fortunate to have had personal service for so long and those that are bothered on that account are justified, in my view. 'Old fashioned' service was good.

Roger Hawcroft
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that it would be useful for Bored Panda to prevent commenting without first being signed in. I find it annoying to come across a post when I'm not signed in, write a comment, and then be told that I have to sign in to leave a comment, after which what I've written has disappeared. Perhaps I'm as silly of some of those folk who are worried about pumping their own gas but it seems to me that the site designers could easily adjust this. However, perhaps I'm the only one that's been caught out in that way.

Christina Lee Breu
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I pumped gas since I was 10 years old. Jeeze these people. if they can't figure out how to pump gas then they don't deserve a license.

Andy Williams
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks! Not only funny, but also it's now easier to understand how Trump got into power . Is it legal to breed with vegetables in Oregon?

Ian Atkin
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

are they that stupid in the usa, bloody hell in australia we still pump our own petrol all self service. there isn't many if any service stations that serve people.

paul smith
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We're talking 2 out of 50 states here, and most people in the US (even from Oregon) are laughing at the trolls.

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Cathy Hess
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My only complaint about pumping my own gas is when men who bathe in after shave leave excess cologne on the handle.(gag) I would rather have my hands smell of gasoline....

Adrian Svircic
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was in Oregon I stopped in a gas station. Went in to see the clerk so I could use cash to pay for the pump. They had one person at the station and she was nowhere to be found. I said forget it and just used the credit and began to pump. She runs out yelling at me "What are you doing.. do you want me to call the police?!" Then when I told her I dont know what the hell you are talking about she saw the license plates and said "You should know oregon doesnt allow self pumping." Blew my mind.

Bill Barnes
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sheesh! Crying because they now have to do a menial task of putting petrol (gasoline) into their own vehicles. Get out your big-boy, or big-girl.. or for those who wish to believe otherwise than that... their adult pants on and get over it. You don't need a high school education to do it... and even having several doctorates isn't too much, to do it yourself. Betchya didn't even cry when the grocery stores, like WalMart, added those self-checkout lines, did ya? Did you cry when your power company replaced the meters with those remote control ones? Oh, wait... did you cry when they replaced traffic cops at intersections with traffic lights? Have you complained about since fast food workers started getting $15/hr that when you go get your big-mac you now punch it into a KIOSK instead of telling the kid behind the counter what you wanted, and then paid for it?

Witek Mosakowski
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are allowed to pump your own gas in every country in Europe. Why is it different in some US states? It's not unsafe, it's not difficult, it's totally straightfoward and easy process. I did it when I was a kid, always asked my dad to let me do it. It's not a service "only qualifed people should do", well, perhaps in Europe everybody is qualified to pump their own gas! xD Why are some people obsessed with safety to the point that they are even scared to get out of their own car at gas station ?! It's insane. I think this is what happens when people are taught not to be responsible for thei actions, fear everything, follow manuals and instructions all the time and quit thinking so somebody else can do it for you.

Rod Smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hear they have people in restaurants that chew their corn for them so doesn't get in between their teeth

Rod Smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hear that they have people in their restaurants that chew their corn for them, so it doesn't get in between their teeth.

Jennifer Grady Bean
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I drove through NJ last year and was shocked that they can't pump their own gas. I googled why when I got home and it was some ridiculous political thing from long ago. So ridiculous!

Nina Winston
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Seattle and I have to pump my own gas. And yes it is I live in Seattle and I have to pump my own gas. And yes it I live in Seattle and I have to pump my own gas. And yes it is cold I live in Seattle and I have to pump my own gas. And yes it is cold sometimes and I I live in Seattle and I have to pump my own gas. And yes it is cold sometimes and I have I live in Seattle and I have to pump my own gas. And yes it is cold sometime. it's simple all you do is open up the door that covers your gasoline tank twist that open stick the nozzle into the gas tank push the button of the fuel that you want lift up on the handle of the nozzle and there is a locking device underneath or behind the handle so that you can get back into your car and wait for the gasoline to stop pumping. And if you have a diesel it's the green colored pump

Pat Harmon
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omgosh, These comments are too funny! My grandchildren knows how to pump gas and the youngest is 6..lol..And all you need to do is drive up turn your car off grab your keys lock the doors pump your gas , I like to pay at the pump so much easier. Then just put your gas lid on and drive away😂😂😂😂

Lisa Kazmier
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is funny. Of course, I live in NJ and we don't pump our own gas. I have lived in other states where I did. I'm now with a balance problem. I can drive but walking around isn't easy, so for that reason I'm glad. Heck, I just needed air in my tires and got someone to do it for me. Lame, I know. But he did it a helluva lot faster than I ever could.

Kitty Daly
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is always weird to me to be in Oregon and have the attendant rip the pump out of my hand and pump the gas for me, but, whatever. We've been pumping our own in CA for 40+ years. We do have full service for disabled, elderly etc, you honk and they are supposed to come out and do it for them. I guess if you don't know how to do it without dumping it all over yourself, sit in the car and honk pitifully until an attendant takes pity.

Cindy Campbell
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know whether to be amused or frightened that there are people out there that don't know how to pump their own gas. From what I understand it said you *can* pump your own gas, not that you have to. I mean, how hard is it to plan to fill your gas at a full service gas station? But I guess people who don't know how to fill their own gas tank, might not be capable of planning how to get gas at the station that offers full service. Geebus. Every time I think Utah stinks, someone out there has to prove to me that other states are worse.

Frank Lum
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lived in PDX and hated not being able to pump my own gas. For the full-service price you don’t get full service - no checking of oil or other fluids, no couteous, professional attendant. You get a kid who doesn’t care about his job, moves slowly, and takes 15 minutes to do. 5-minute job. I would gladly pay the full-service price to be able to pump my own gas and get out of there quicker.

Paul Osborne
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Open filler flap, take cap off, insert nozzle, pull lever until you get the amount of fuel required. Surely the reddest of necks can do that?

Sue Slagle-Pina
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe how ignorant these people are - you put your card into the machine - open the little door on the side of your car - put the hose in it (make sure its not the green one unless you want diesel) pull the little trigger handle and put the freaking gas in your car. Transients don't hang around gas stations to harass you - no one is going to steal your kids - lock the doors - so what you have a skirt - get off your little high horse and pump your own gas. Unless you tip the guy pumping it - he doesn't make any extra money doing it for your lazy a*s. You people need to come to Texas and see the real world LMAO.

Joe Fitts
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I forgot about this when I was up there am so used to pumping my gas and I don't think the clerk minded at 3 am cause on the second of trying to turn the pump on it started and it was cold

Fuzzy Duckling
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I moved to Oregon from Colorado and it is demeaning not to be allowed to pump your own gas. You have to sit and wait for someone to come along and do for you what every other mammal has figured out, sticking a nozzle in a hole. After 7 years I still haven't gotten used to it, I always feel like the attendant should at the least hand me a coloring page and some cheap crayons while I'm waiting.

Robby Breadner
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as a canadian who pumped my own gas in -25°C temp the other day (-13°f) i have to laugh. i'll just file that in with americans: still use paper dollar bills and refuse to get onboard with the rest of the world with the metric system.

Pat Wooster
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First of all I didn't even know full service stations were still in existence. Second-I sat here and laughed till tears ran down my face!! Thanks guys for making my day better!!

Andrew Gray
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im from the UK, and if it isnt bad enough changing you own windscreen wipers, checking your oil, changing light bulbs and charging you battery imagine having to fill your own tank every other day coz of the high milage I do, with the constant rain we have over here, if i didnt get to fill my own taNK in the rain, I problebly wouldnt get to shower either.

Tim Brown
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unbelievably pathetic. This is what happens when children are not taught how to "adult". They exhibit arrested development and become entitled-but-dependent, group-think Liberals, looking to other people to either fund or assist their equal outcomes.

Bonnie DeCorrevont
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just need to know if this is a true story........I can not believe that there are people this stupid, In any state..........

Bobby Clemente
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess another good reason to NOT move to Oregon, and here I thought its citizens were rather in the know. I've been pumping my own gas since I was 16 which means, dang, 40 years. :O

Issam Elayoubi
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pump your gas and pay for it? Not only that, who'll pump air in the tires? Or add water to the radiator or check the oil and brake fluid? And pay for the gas? No.

Nancy Vap
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to question whether this is fake news or not. I visited a college friend a couple summers ago and we took a trip to the pacific coast. We had to fill the car up one time and I pumped our own gas at a gas station. No attendant screamed at me and no one came out to assist me. Course I am from Kansas and have pumping my own gas since I started driving.

Kathryn Yacovodonato
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People are worried about losing no-skill, low-paying jobs in the area but aren't willing to pay fifty cents extra for lettuce so that migrant workers can have a decent wage. Let's just admit this isn't about safety or jobs, it's because change is scary.

MariKay Everitt
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so the majority of Oregon residents have never left the state? Maybe I am a crazy traveler, but I can't imagine not driving out of state EVER, and if so likely you would need gas to get back. well unless you live in Portland and drove to Vancouver for an hour.

Rafaella Bueno
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Over here, we have basically two reasons to not even consider the possibility of letting people pump their own gas. One is that: people need the jobs. The other is basically theft and vandalism... you just can't trust people in many places here to not be a******s if given the chance. Having more employees and giving people less freedom helps to control that. That's why we only have vending machines in places like inside the subway stations or in shopping malls - they'd be easy prey in the streets.

Sarah White
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, people don't pump their own gas? I guess I'm being an ignorant Australian again, woops, I seriously thought that was just a given...

Vicky Zar
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god I laughed SO hard! There never was this service in Europe as far as I know. EVERYONE pumps their own gas! Mothers with children and elderly included. These comments are as stupid as they can get

Capermom
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That truly is one of the funniest threads I've ever read...! LOL...!!

MysticalMan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some years ago I worked at a gas station pumping gas as well as other duties. Sometimes when it got busy people would pump their own gas. Every time that happened at least one person would have a spill on themselves or others simply because they didn't have any instruction or experience on how to do it. Not everyone is mechanically adept.

David Habben
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't mind the "full service" in Oregon if it was truly "full service." I'm in Oregon a few times a year. If someone else needs to fill my tank, they can also clean my windows and check under the hood. That's what "full service" meant 30 years ago!

Michael Powers
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean there's a law against pumping your own gas in Oregon? That just boggles my mind. I've had the rare occasion when an attendant pumped gas for me, and found it quaint, if a little weird. I thought that kind of stuff ended in the 70's

Robert Harris
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man... I was raised in Canada and then moved to Australia. I was told by my Dad not to go to the states because there are very stupid people live there. Dad also added They are all rejects from canada when they first arrived in canada from other countries in the world and if they did not answer 1 easy question they had to go to the states. That question was " Are you willing to pump your own gas?" They said no and then Canadian government bought them a greyhound ticket and sent them to Oregon. True story.

Kasey Thornton
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe the loss of dignity Oregon has just suffered will get people will stop moving here.

Jeremy Rankin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To the people who say they should have attendants because it creates jobs. So you’re saying a private business should have to incur the cost of employing an attendant because it creates a job? In that case, why not make a law that every grocery store should have an attendant to carry people’s groceries to their car?

Jeff Coffey
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To all Oregonians. If you don't want to smell of gasoline simply use your lighter to burn the excess fuel off the nozzle while you are pumping the gas into your car. This will also kill the germs of the 50 plus people that handled the nozzle before you got there.

paul smith
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and putting your IPhone in the microwave for 4 minutes speeds up the processor.

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Lira Mai
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well probably they are just scared since most of their life they did not pump the gas. They just don't know how to do it.

Eri Yoshida
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In case anyone else is wondering what other state where you don't pump your own gas is: New Jersey. I must say, reading those comments gave me quite the self-confidence boost! I've never felt so much like a mature and capable adult! I've lived in Iowa, Oklahoma, and Texas and I've always pumped my own gas. It's not particulary fun or enjoyable or anything but you do it because you have too and there are far worse things in life.

frank0ys
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...Look at the bright side. If they don't want or can't pump their own gas, they will be looking for another option. Like hiring a person to do it for them and pay them out of their own wallets (which means a new career opportunity, Overseer of Gasoline Distribution, could be illegal though as they new employees need to register for tax) or they can use a bike (which is way more nature-friendly).

JoAnn Amato
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These people are too funny. In Chicago we have been pumping our own gas for decades.

Kate Nelson
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm originally from WA. Drives me crazy to have to wait for someone to pump my gas here in Oregon.

Whipple Walker
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I drove through Oregon in 2008 and stopped for gas. Pumped it myself because i didn't know such a stupid-a*s law existed. Some guy (the attendant, I assume) came out and wrote down my license plate info. I found out why later from someone who knew about the law. I honestly feel like the only reason I didn't get a ticket (or something) in the mail was because the local DMV had given me the wrong plates. (a whole different story) The plates on my vehicle weren't assigned to anybody.

Ryan Mann
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Making the elderly pump their own gas...." In the other 48 states, when good Samaritans see the elderly struggling to pump their gas, we help them.

Rachel Hirsch
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve been on this Earth, driving my car for 30 years. Never have I ever seen, nor concerned myself with “transients”. If Oregonians are sincerely worried about these “Transients attacking” then the state has larger problems than pumping ones own gas. Oh, and by the way, if you were handicapped or disabled there are pumps that you go to where the attendant will come out and pump your gas. The other 48 states United States do not forsake those populations. Yikes, Oregon.

Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first I thought this was a satire piece. Talk about FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!!! Can anyone tell me WHY Oregon has not kept up with modern life??

Bob 2.0
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait. People DONT FREAKING KNOW HOW TO PUMP GAS? I- I just- whaaaaaat?

Gerry Higgins
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pumping gas was my first job in high school. Now that job doesn't exist and how many people are unemployed? Not a good law.

Dnelle1972
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But what will become of the Refueler's Pride Parade, when we celebrate those intrepid souls who risk life and limb EVERY DAY to make sure vehicles are fueled properly?! Not to mention the Professional Refueler's Union (local 182) and the beloved magazine, Refueler's Quarterly. This truly is the end of days.

Kristy Winter
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh.....my......wow.......in Iowa, right this very moment, there are people (including elderly, people with disability's, and do i dare say parents with kids) pumping their own gas *gasp* and to top it off its been like -20 without the wind chill factor * double gasp*!!! Not to mention its been snowing and windy, other people have used the nozzle, AND there are people standing by the door!!!!! Guess what *triple gasp* no one walked away smelling like gas, no one's children were abducted, and lord have mercy someone who isnt "a trained professional" or a relative helped the elderly so they didnt have to get out in the cold. Grow up Oregon and learn how to pump gas......its not rocket science!!!

Stephen Chessor
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What happens when the pumps don't worK? http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x683nrt

Heather Paar
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is very easy. I would rather do it myself. Not helpless. Or maybe they are too lazy or entitled. Oh my dear lord.

Mariana Pinto
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You still have people just to pump gas for you? What year are you living in, América? :D

Gayle Bynum Cardosa
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

trust me, where I live, it's juuuusst about thirty years behind the times so...yeah about that old. The older folks are living in the 50's at the most.

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Shar Reiss
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This must be what people talk about when they mention "privilege" . Because honestly I have never seen so many whiny and spoiled humans in my life. Seriously Boo-hoo you have to pump your own gas... *eyeroll*

Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm speechless! I was pumping gas into my parent's cars as soon as I could reach the handles. (Rural Virginia). Back in the 70's before unleaded was invented, and children were convienent unpaid servants.

Mark Miller
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was a transient. I was able to steal a car with children in it while some terrible parent was pumping their own gas in rural montana. Because of that experience, I was able to raise the kids, met a nice woman to care for them, go to law school, clerk for a supreme court justice and now we moved back to Oregon and I'm running for governor. I will support keeping this new law because I want other transients to have the opportunities I've had. Oregon has been anti-transient for too long. Transient Lives Matter!

Godspeed
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't mind it if someone fills my tank for me, it is a nice luxury, but for the most part 99% of the time I do it myself. I guess when you are told something enough times, like your job is being taken, you start to believe it. The human mind is susceptible to suggestion.

Zuzanna Nie
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oregon people are just f*****g LAZY ! Its not I can not pump gas because I do not know how , all I will smell gas .Just why should I do it myself if someone does it for me and I do not have to move my a*s out of the car ? Just admit it, you're F*****G LAZY OREGON .

Nick Triantafyllidis
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was born and grew up in Greece where it's almost unheard of to pump your own gas. There's always someone to do it for you (plus they'd be rather mad if you tried to do it yourself). When I moved to the Netherlands and had to do it myself the first time I was completely puzzled and found it rather hard. But I was also surprised to see how natural it was for the others. I can understand the sentiment of the people being reluctant but of course their reactions and arguments are indeed ridiculous.

Linda Pinto
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hi! Ob-gyn physician from Ohio, I have actually pumped my own gas, petrified I would injure my surgery performing hands or splatter gas into my eyes, so necessary for examining patients and seeing to operate or deliver babies. Never had anybody break into my car while fueling. Never had my car explode (I turned it off before putting gas in.) Hate gassing up in the winter, though. We are in single digits now, so frostbite could happen in that 3-5 minute window.

Michael Hoyt
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So obviously that car insurance commercial where they didn't even know what a lug wrench was, must be in Oregon. No wonder they had the self sufficient ranchers gunned down out there, they made the rest of you look like the pathetic wastes of sperm & egg you obviously are. God help you if Korea actually sends a missle your direction and you lose all power, you'll be totally screwed.

Samantha Robinson
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Washingtonian I really couldn't help my laughter at our region's neighbor.

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my goodness. Oregon (and New Jersey, I think) should get with the program. Maybe they could have the option for full service but self service would be less expensive. It is literally not that hard to not spill gas on yourself. Smh.

OWLbystarlight
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yikes. The whole reason this is a thing, is because it EMPLOYS more people. Looks like you got egg on yours face there, pal.

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Hosspuller l
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why only the rural areas ? City people too stupid to pump their own gasoline ? I'll respond my own question ...The answer is Portland

Frank Armstrong
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was distracted when I first read this: I thought it stated that we have to pump our own Oregonians, but in Colorado they will pump your Oregonian for you. And 47 other states, too. Well, I was wrong. Whew.

Kelly
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quite common in Italy since many years, nobody ever complained about this

Sue Knerl
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bwaaahhhaaaahhaa! It's not that hard people. Put down your pot pipes and learn how to pump your own gas.

PurpleUnicorn
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've pumped my own gas since I was 17, I've only had an attendant do it on a handful of occasions and they were all abroad. Here in Ireland vehicle fuel is a very minor part of what can be bought at a petrol station.

Kevin Hare
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come to New Jersey, we still can't pump our own gas. I have to drive to Pennsyl-freakin'-vania to pump it myself.

Jerome Goodwin
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How will we recognize the stations that will let us do that? Or do we just sit until we figure it out?

Johnny Karr
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, Oregon isn't known for it's rocket scientist, brain surgeons, and MENSA members. Having seen these comments, I would be very reluctant to move to Oregon.

Laurie Grantham
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I literally fell out of my chair laughing so hard at the comments !!!!!!! This made my day.... "I'm typing this with my tongue".... BWAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

Prentice Tompkins
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first time I was in Oregon, I stopped to get some fuel, and the attendant nearly had a fit when I took matters into my own hands. I couldn't understand why he insisted that he was going to pump the gas. I kept saying, I got it, bro. Thanks, though. Finally he explained that the LAW states that he needs to pump the gas. Ah. I finally got it. He probably thought I was some sort of dimwit.

Scott KROKEN
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://youtu.be/IdOF7xg5lug "Oh my god! That man's trying to pump his own gas!"

Glentoran
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly, there are a lot of people in Oregon who should be in sheltered accommodation, and most certainly not allowed to operate a vehicle.

Catpoker
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didnt know this was even a thing, i assumed that all service stations in the country were of the self service variety. In fact I find the very idea of another person offering to squeeze a nozzle and squirt liquid dinosaur into my car gas tank, as incredbly creepy!

Taryn Wallace
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never realized how hard I had it living in a backwards state where you have to pump your own gas?? I guess it's just become a normal thing for me fighting off transients and kidnappers while in a skirt in the snow. Maybe I need to move to Oregon where life is better and I'm not expected to do simple everyday tasks...

Johanna Zamora
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s nice to have your gas pumped, I always do it when I am in Oregon.

Kenny Kulbiski
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never been anyplace where you DIDN'T have to pump your own gas for the last thirty years or so. Now I feel like Big Oil has been using me and I didn't even realize it.

Holly Hobby
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this a real outrage? lol I feel like if you can't get your butt out and pump your own gas like everyone else you are seriously touched in the head lol.

Kevin Camp
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And these same people are allowex to operate a motor vehicle. If you choos eto pay extra for someone ot pump your fuel, then that s your prerogative, but to demand it on the grounds of being incapable really says a lot about these Oregonians.

Erin welch
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I MEANT TO SAY THAT I USE TO LOVE THE SMELL OF "REGULAR" GAS!

Erin welch
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I USE TO LOVE THE SOME OF "REGULAR" GAS WHEN THERE WAS "REGULSR GAS"! WEIRD I KNOW!

Pam Falcioni
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's maybe 20 people in Oregon who have anything negative to say about this new law, and yeah they all deserve ridicule.

Alexandre Andrade
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seeing all the people who are upset about the pumping their own gas shows that there is a market opportunity for people who want their gas pumped for them. Sounds like a job opportunity. Why are we making fun of these people who clearly feel like they need help at the pump? In other countries they have these services and its very convenient! This drama around the responses is not needed, and not news worthy at all. Pure shameful gossip.

OWLbystarlight
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys, seriously? I'm an Oregon native - I've lived here for most of my life. It's been this way for ages, and do you want to know why? It's because it keeps people EMPLOYED. Don't call Oregonians stupid just because you don't understand that. This is something we've had for a very long time, and for me it's disheartening to hear that it could be changing solely for this reason. I don't want to see Gas Stations getting cheap and laying people off. Not cool.

Jeremy Rankin
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So why should an private business how to incur then cost of employing somebody for the sole reason that it employs somebody? They should have a law for designated cart pushers at the grocery store then.

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Alexandru Ionut Rosu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why is this a surprise for everyone?Let's be realistic USA is the country with most stupid and lazy people from the entire world..and that's not something new!

Pamela24
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, stereotyping is really the way to make the peace in the world (says a European girl who finds the complaining people ridiculous).

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Craig Reynolds
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they should learn to READ before trying something as complicated as filling their own fuel tank! Quote: "allows people in rural areas to pump their own gas" Maybe buy a dictionary too since the word "allows" is not the same as "requires". For you dimwitted Oregonians that means it is "voluntary". You have a choice. What is it you fear? How to insert credit card? Remembering your zip code? Pressing yes for receipt? How to open gas door and remove cap? Which button to press? 87, 89, 91, 93? Better live in fear of that GREEN nozzle if your vehicle is NOT a diesel.

OWLbystarlight
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fear that we will have more unemployed folk perhaps. Why don't you read about why we have this law in place before being so judgmental?

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Merijo Dietrich
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's all Oregonians need, another way to get dysentery on that dreadful trail. it's a miracle they have not gone extinct as it is.

Lulli Viddo
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I empathize with the Oregon people. pumping your own gas is horrible and I hate having to do it!

Jeremy Rankin
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why should a business have to incur the cost of employing someone only because it gives someone job?

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Emma Perkins
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6 years ago

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Okay, this is actually a really big issue. Some places, usually rural and poverty-stricken areas have laws that require an attendant to pump your gas for you. This created a good number of jobs that required absolutely no special skills or training without cost any one group of people an unreasonable amount of money. Simple jobs like these don't pay well, but they can make the difference between paying rent on time and being thrown out onto the streets. It really is a shame that they're doing away with a law that helped so many people. :(

Bruce Read
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6 years ago

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Proving that Americans are stupid and lazy, join the 21st century America !

DeadStillPretty
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6 years ago

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Hey I'm from New Jersey, we don't pump our own gas either and it's literally the ONLY thing that makes us feel classy living in this armpit so #IStandWithOregon xD

Jackie Chiang
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6 years ago

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I'm also from Jersey. Not pumping our gas is not only classy but it employs people and raises our low gas prices, so I don't understand why more states have this law.

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Black Dahlia
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6 years ago

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I don't know what some of these people are on; gasoline smells good. Smells bad: Raw sewage dead lizard a**s yeast infection stink bug dental abcess rotten orange peel cricket s**t old pipes port-a-potty decaying dog pancreas my upper lip

Anna Herrington
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6 years ago

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I live in Oregon now after pumping my own gas in all other states I've lived in..... Oregonians have had it made, not having to get out of the car, just chatting or checking phone while someone else does the work.... Oregonians aren't stupid, we know a good thing and want to keep it! *Not* having to pump your own gas is pretty wonderful.

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