No, but it's adorable

Cats too

every furry animal

every human

ARGH - happening right now!! Being deafened.

I have to pay my dog to give up anything she's found - bits of paper, socks, a leaf. She charges me a half a gravy bone.

I'm the one who feeds the cats, so they do this to me too.

I know the sorrow. I take about 101 photos and 1 is worth keeping.

Nah. Mostly, when a dog barfs up it's food, it's exactly the same as when it went in. Bar warm.

My dog will just run straight in and realise it is very cold and much deeper than expected. She froze once after charging into a flooded path and I had to pluck her out.

my chickens do that randomly

BETRAYAL

Oh yes. Though there would be torn flooring and the furniture would be gouged... in fact I can see from my chair some carpeting that was ruined due to a door that dared to not be quite open enough. My dog thinks she's an Irish Wolfhound instead of the tiniest mutt.

LOVE THIS ONE!!!!

Walks with my dogs. ❤❤❤

Clever!

You know it. Audience every time. Though scritches are often demanded as clearly you aren't busy enough.

Fortunately don't have that problem exactly - though one of my dogs does love to wash the other's ears and he really slurps!

Couldn't help but notice that most of the dogs in the park today, that I didn't see over Christmas, all seem considerably more cuddly!

Awww, sweet.

Aw. Sweet.

Yeah - one of my dogs has never quite taken to playing 'fetch'. Though I did have a terrier who was insane about it - didn't get a minutes peace if sitting in the garden. She would just end up plonking the ball on my lap if I didn't pick it up fast enough.

lol the dogs attitude.

Cuz you know that's crazy

Weight difference. What weight difference?

No way! This is so my mom and dog! Except my dog is 55 pounds!

You're too early - go 'way.

I can substitute my cat, Diva, for literally ALL of these, just change the "Woof!" to a "Meow!" and the "Treat crumbs" to uh, "litterbox bits that clung to paws just long enough..." and it's the same. (I know, it's gross--bed gets swept and cleaned a lot. Litter sticks to paws, even with the catch mats at both boxes. Cat's old, OK?) She's the first cat I've EVER met who snored, too. Dainty, cute little female people mistake for a half-grown kitten when they meet her, until I tell them her age... and that she snores. LOL

..also me.