Yup. Always the US, poor White House that has to deal with it. Also, there is an entire Wikipedia page about your invasions: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_invasion

CSI Miami always had over the top tech and an unlimited budget . My favorite was the DNA field test that worked instantly .

Penelope can get your dog's vet's second cousin's owned properties in three seconds .

If I were a suburban housewife, I would devOUR EVERYTHING AND FEED THIS HUNGRY FLESH PRISON.

One thing that Call the Midwife gets right.

and every single romance scene

This one is way too common. They even had one of the muses in Disney's Hercules basically be that cliche.

i've never understood this, she is clearly hot even before the makeover why all the shock?

The husband also tends to act like an overgrown child and is not very smart, but his wife puts up with him and loves him nonetheless.

sir, you'd better take a look at th- *poof*

and the person carrying me only has one bag, never two, and when bag falls to ground after person is bumped into (by long lost love, handsome stranger, etc) there are always smashed eggs and tomatoes and never tampons and toilet paper.

I always wondered how they afford to live in NYC.

Military red shirt .

you could also be underpaying the driver

PFM (pure "fabulous" magic).

... and, atleast a car and a bike would dangle and fall, always in long shot, and, there would be a cute kid crying for candy, and ...

Also I'm almost always white regardless of the local demographic.

A Doctor? Wheeling a gurney? A spouse being allowed to leave the waiting room? WHAT SOURCERY IS THIS?!?! A parallel universe?

But if it's you in the news you turn the tv off right when they get to the part abou*click*

Hello, I'm the city of New York. I almost always get casted in a drama film where people fall from skyscrapers.

Switching bodies , time travel or waking up to your other life will work well .

Or the call ever too common "Call ME!" and never actually know the other persons name or phone number.

Don't forget paper and chalk boards.

"Do you want a free coupon for McDona-" *hangs up*

I'd like two mystery lagers in an old yogurt container please.

Every SVU episode ever

I place my back against the door despite the fact the person I'm running from is carrying an axe...which conveniently misses my head when slammed through the door. Thanks for not aiming where I should logically be!

Oh, and one phrase: "sir, you are not allowed in" while someone pushes through the door ignoring me

Exactly, where can I find one of these mythical tubs.

Though it fails fairly well in some old Doris Day movie... is it That Touch of Mink with Cary Grant? Sorry - I like old movies.

They also really want pictures of Spider-Man for some reason.

...with a sneer, then walk away while glaring at prosecutor (cut to shot of worried-looking DA and ADA).. then it's on to a Domino's commercial.

I would love to see a new take on this where the reporter just looks through the villains social media accounts and finds something incriminating from a decade ago.

I'm college student, after the bell that indicates that the college class period is I don't bother to finish my notes before either jetting out of the room like a bolt or waving down the pro, who totally answers my qustions. Mostly tho I just party. Its a good thing I don't also have a job.

Hello, I'm a child born disabled in a movie. I exist only so that my non-disabled parents, teachers and everyone I come in contact with can learn valuable life lessons and become more kind and accepting. I have no characteristics outside my disability.

Then the evil follows you of course .

... and, i always carry a serene look, and walk in aisle as if i am carrying eggs in a basket, and ...

or ya know, crash the plane.

There's a youtube video where a man proves that duct tape gags are also very non-effective.

There used to be a T,V. series about The Marine boot camp in which a locker opened and the D.I. stepped out fully dressed for the wake up call . That was bad a*s impressive .

But blood staines me. Nothing less that blood will stain me.

I haven't been able to hold down a relationship because the scoop always comes first. He left because I kept cancelling on him.

Cops or no cops bankers are not allowed to give any information to any individual or entity without written consent from the account owner. For cops or any other entity to get any kind of information on an account that they are not the owner of will need a subpoena form the court. Which needs to be sent to banks main office where it will go thru banks legal department and information will be shared via mail back to requesting agency. All this will never happen over in a branch. If this happens in a branch and it comes to light not only banks can get fined and/or lose its banking license but individual providing such information can face fines and/or prison time. Just saying.

The one that gets me is how little time people on TV are given to answer a door before the visiting person, often the police, rings the doorbell again or assumes someone is out. I'm barely out of my chair and they'd be gone or have bashed my door down.

Every Sunday morning all seven of you curl up on and around the coutch in front of the TV wearing the exact same onsies...

The apple or bagel are the only things that are really in the briefcase.

Hello! I am a high school principal in a movie. I am a dull, boring killjoy who regularly abuses his/her students, humilliates newcomers or condones bullying without any repercusion -but somehow very concerned about school boards approval- and an enemy of any innovation or inspiration from students or staff. There is always the new teacher who questions my authority.

I'm also Spider-Man, but don't tell anyone, Ned.

I'm a high school student... who is clearly a disturbing failure cause I'm very obviously over 25 or even 30 years old... then again most of the other students are too... Wtf kind of high school is this?

at one point in the hallway I get shoved over by the popular kids and ALL of by books fall on the floor and they walk away laughing

My mate is a sous chef in a posh kitchen and this is actually the reality.

And always have exactly the right amount of time to finish saying something profound.