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Graceishh , christopher cornelius Report

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Pet euthanasia. There is a wildly popular post that goes around about how pets dropped off for euthanasia “look around for their owners” and know they’ve been “abandoned”. It’s nonsense, and I will defend clients dropping off until I myself die.

I’ve seen what happens when owners can’t say goodbye so they don’t. The animal suffers for days to weeks until their bodies finally give out. I have literally seen a dog rotting from the inside out, SOMEHOW still alive, but the owner couldn’t commit to euthanasia so she didn’t and that dog suffered tremendously for it.

Everyone has boundaries to what they can handle. Requiring an otherwise loving, doting, and responsible owner to be present when it was all they could do to make the appointment doesn’t help pets the way you think it does.

Furthermore, in the nine years I’ve worked in this industry, I have *never* experienced what is described in that post. Ever. And my colleagues overwhelmingly agree. We love on them and hug them, and tell them they’re a good boy until they pass. **By the logic in that post, you should also never drop off for sedated or anesthetic procedures either because the process begins the same way (with sedation). How is that pet to know that death is imminent? They don’t.**

You’re projecting your emotions onto people who are already suffering, and you’re not helping pets by shaming owners, and my local, professional cohort overwhelmingly agrees.

Final score:

517points

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Deborah Harris 2 years ago

Every time I take one of my dogs to the vets they hate it, the Vet always asks me or my partner to stay whilst they do whatever it is they are doing in order to calm the dog down and help her/him relax. There is no way on Gods sweet Earth would I leave my dogs alone whilst being euthanised, no matter how much it would kill me inside I will be there at the end giving them my love and comfort ..

195points

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Weight loss surgery is NOT the easy way out. There is nothing easy about getting your stomach resized to hold a cup or less of food, it f***s up your metabolism, eating the wrong things can cause serious pain, and guess what you're on for the rest of your life? A restrictive diet. Because your stomach's tiny but you still need all the nutrients.

Weight loss medications are not the easy way out either. They don't work unless the patient does, and even then, sometimes it takes months to find the right combo of meds. And there's still nutrition and exercise requirements.

Basically, being obese is really hard, and getting to a point where one is no longer obese is also really hard, so when you see someone obese, assume that they're doing their best and could use some kindness.

insertcaffeine , Andres Ayrton Report

Final score:

383points

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Helen Waight 2 years ago

Yeah, there is no ‘easy way out’ of being obese and for some of us it’s not possible at all (disabled, messed up metabolism due to ED and medications…). So don’t look at us and think ‘lazy’

165points

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community No Ma'am, we aren't going to 'shock' (defibrillate) your family member because their heart isn't actually beating.

Defibrillators do not restart a heart, they reset a malfunctioning cardiac rhythm. If the heart isn't at least doing something then our options are CPR and meds until we get some kind of rhythm.

Sincerely,
Tired Medic

OTTB_Mama , Iain Cameron Report

Final score:

367points

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helen gray 2 years ago

Yup, the hearty-starty machine is actually a hearty-stoppy machine. A heart needs to have a shockable rhythm, that is it needs to be fibrillating (like quivering) in order to be de-fibrillated. To de-fibrillate means to stop its rhythm which usually, and certainly hopefully, prompts the heart to restart itself in a sinus rhythm.

137points

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Antibiotics don't work on viral diseases.

The_Max_V , Bytemarks Report

Final score:

346points

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Lantana Howell 2 years ago

What? You mean you need to let a virus run its course and treat the symptoms or take an anti-viral!?

106points

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Child welfare investigator here

My job isn’t “hard” for the reasons most people think: constantly being exposed to and interviewing abused children

It’s hard because 90% of the time, it’s just disgruntled exes calling on each other over nothing..and dealing with grown adults’ drama is exhausting af.

KyleB2131 , Eren Li Report

Final score:

338points

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Amy Taylor 2 years ago

Yep!! My friend's ex husband called CPS on her and put her life into a tailspin. She did absolutely nothing wrong. The incident in question? Their daughter was angry her phone was taken away as punishment so she told her dad her mom threw the phone at her face. My daughter was there when it happened and said that it was an absolute lie. She felt really bad for not backing up her friend, but I told her the truth was more important. It cost my friend thousands of dollars to fight him in court.

113points

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Just because I’m a psychologist doesn’t mean I’m immune to psychological disorders or distress.

0_0moon0_0 , cottonbro Report

Final score:

301points

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ALEXANDER DALE 2 years ago (edited)

Yes. Everyone has stuff going on.

76points

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community I'm a retired used bookstore owner. People were always saying "Oh, I would love to own a bookstore. You can read all day.". Um, no. It's actually a lot of hard, physical work, (boxes of books are heavy), lots of bending and reaching. And then you get to clean the store and do the paperwork. Owning any retail store is not an easy job!

lmcbmc , VasenkaPhotography Report

Final score:

300points

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Bernd Herbert 2 years ago

Sorry, but anyone who thought owning a book store would mean „reading all day“ is an idiot

17points

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Retail. If an employee tells you they're sold out of that hot sale item. They're sold out. They're not hoarding them in the backroom, because f**k you. They know they're sold out, because you're the 10th person to ask about it, in the last 20 minutes.

RagingHolly , Clean Wal-Mart Report

Final score:

282points

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Linus G. 2 years ago

But could you please check in the back? Where you have all the extra ones.

137points

#10

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Former pastry chef, and still work in a hotel. No I do not make amazing food at home. I barely survive on a diet of cereal, sandwiches and chocolate bars. Pot noodles if I’m feeling fancy.

Also most people in the industry are either junkies or alcoholics to cope with the brutal schedule. My extended family still can’t fathom me working the amount out of hours a week I work.

Also we do not enjoy weddings, they are fun to attend, but nothing but a headache to run.

Catherineb84 , laredawg Report

Final score:

271points

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Amy Taylor 2 years ago

The restaurant industry sounds a lot like the film industry, lol. People are in utter disbelief when I tell them that I work 18 hour days a lot, and that a 10 hour day is a "short" day in my industry.

96points

#11

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community When I was building decks I remember a lot of people asked for shorter railings because it'd look nicer. I totally agree, but if 42" is the minimum in this state we're gonna do 42"

LetzterMensch11 , ntm1909 Report

Final score:

265points

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John K 2 years ago

100% on that. Ppl find any thing they can as an excuse to sue

93points

#12

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Although I'm a skilled teacher the students need to do the learning. I can't do it for them.

MrsMisthios , MART PRODUCTION Report

Final score:

251points

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jai putman 2 years ago

I'm a language teacher, teaching English to kids and teenagers. As a native speaker it's astounding how much English grammar that I wasn't actually taught in school and I now have to learn myself as it was considered common knowledge in my native UK.

91points

#13

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community No doctor does all aspects of medicine and surgery.. it’s specialized and sub specialized. Obviously in more rural areas people do more, but for the most part, complex things get sent to very specialized folks and a doctor like House would never exist (and anyone who acted like him would be fired in about a week)

nematocyst987 , Anna Shvets Report

Final score:

233points

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EyeYamStewPeed 2 years ago

Oof for house

43points

#14

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Being a car machenic that specializes in a couple of cars. We dont know everything about how to fix the car out of our heads. we use youtube a lot to figure out stuf we dont know.

potato13254 , neajjean Report

Final score:

228points

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iblewsheep 2 years ago

just like IT guys

109points

#15

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community "I have this great idea for a book. You write it, and we'll split the profits."

Nope.

weird-oh , Sergey Torbik Report

Final score:

216points

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

I've published several bestselling novels. I'm neither rich nor famous.

92points

#16

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community That vet techs get to play with puppies and kittens all day. It’s a physically and mentally exhausting job.

Constant_Problem9387 , p.nguyen Report

Final score:

212points

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Deborah Harris 2 years ago

Teeny Tiny New bebe puppers ❤️❤️

57points

#17

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Wearing glasses doesn't make your eyes worse. There are so many misconceptions and so much false reasoning that goes into that one belief that I don't even know where to start. But I'll try anyway I guess.

1) "I noticed my eyes got blurry only after wearing glasses!" That is because your eyes have adjusted to seeing things with more clarity. So of course you're now going to notice when you're missing that clarity whether it be because you took off your glasses or your prescription has changed.
2) "Wearing glasses cause eye strain!" No it doesn't. Your usual eye strain is from working long hours or staring at screens. But you're only noticing it now because the adjustment period when getting glasses for the first time or when getting a new prescription does increase eye strain until you adjust.
3) "I used to never need glasses but now I need new ones every two years! My eyes are getting worse because of glasses!" Refer back to 1. But also you didn't need glasses previously because your eyesight wasn't s**tty enough for you to notice yet or be really othered by it yet. That doesn't mean you didn't actually need them. Your eyesight was probably changing every year even while you didn't notice. Now that you are used to seeing with clarity, you'll notice when things aren't clear and crisp anymore.

I have dealt with many adults who insist they don't need glasses, either distance or reading or both, because they just don't want to concede that their vision isn't great anymore. These are adults with nearsightedness, astigmatism, and sometimes who even need reading correction. And they can't see s**t. Like why are you so stubborn.

kirabera , Lisa Fotios Report

Final score:

211points

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Lizzy Crit 2 years ago

Because they don't want to admit they're getting old

79points

#18

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community I work in childcare and no, I don’t just get to play all day and have fun. I have to deal with behavioral issues, developmental delays, diapers, injuries, curriculum, art projects, huge messes during mealtime, working with one other person to put 12+ toddlers down for nap, etc. Of course it’s fun at times but dealing with all of that is so stressful.

cocoavendorbecky , TeaMeister Report

Final score:

191points

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M O'Connell 2 years ago

School busses look different in Finland.

63points

NoStressAccount , Sadmir Kanovicki Report

#19

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community The "defense attorney" aspect of law

It's not your job to lie, deceive, and cheat to get your client acquitted. You give them the best legal defense so that they receive the due process that everyone has a right to.

*"The job of the defense is to make sure the prosecution does theirs."*

If your client is guilty, then the prosecution should be able to prove it fair and square. If they can't then the quality of evidence does not meet the minimum standard and your client should go free. Full stop.

Does that mean the occasional guilty person gets away with it? Yeah. But far worse is a system where innocent people are more likely to go to jail because a s**tty prosecutor's weak arguments were accepted.

A good defense attorney would recognize a losing case and just try to get the best deal for their client, and getting the weaker charges dropped (in case the prosecutor just decides to "throw the book" at them)

Final score:

189points

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Strings 2 years ago

"Better 100 guilty men go free, than 1 innocent man go to prison"

96points

CheeseburgerBrown , Vancouver Film School Report

#20

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Computer animation doesn’t mean the computer does the animation…I do.

Final score:

166points

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Kenneth McCartney 2 years ago

That's a lot of work. And mathematics.

55points

#21

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community There are no skeleton keys. There is no "one key that fits all locks". There are master keys that have been painstakingly installed into a buildings locks, some of which might fit all the locks depending on that particular keys chosen mastering levels, but no. There is no skeleton key. I, a locksmith, use special tools to open locks. I have a big bag of them. Tools like picks, jiggle keys, bump keys 2in1 Lishi keys, and many more. Yes, I got into your house fast. That's because I know how your lock works and know how to defeat it. No I did not turn up with a working key (disclaimer: sometimes I do as I have codes recorded for places I've worked on and I can get codes from car dealers so I can make a key before I turn up.)

PapaOoMaoMao , plenty.r. Report

Final score:

161points

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Devil's Advocate 2 years ago

The phrase "skeleton key" comes from the time when locks were all very basic and had "wards" that would physically stop the wrong key from turning. A "skeleton key" was therefore the "bare bones" necessary to slide the lock pin, while missing all variations of wards *for that particular size lock" so even then it was never meant to fit *all* locks.

117points

#22

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Something being 'off the record'.

If you're speaking to a journalist, you can't just say 'off the record' and then spill your guts. You need to have agreed with the journalist beforehand that you will not be quoted.

Yossarian__ , CoWomen Report

Final score:

158points

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Sleeping Solipsist 2 years ago

Even then, it's a gentleman's contract, isn't it?

65points

bigbrowbeater , eren {sea+prairie} Report

#23

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community University prof. I do not get summers off.

Teaching in front of classes is only about 30% of my job. The rest is one-on-one supervision of graduate students. Doing research, writing grant applications, writing research papers. Summer is the time of year when I finally have the time to do all that other stuff.

Final score:

141points

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Chich 2 years ago

Worked in wildland fire and got "what do you guys do in winter, theres no fires. Must be nice sitting around all day". In the fire season I had a seasonal staff of 70+ and in the off season there were three of us. Lots of wrapping up the last season and getting ready for the next (reports, equipment restocking, invoice processing, hiring, giving/taking training, contract prep, etc). Although some would take a week or two off in summer, especially if they had kids and were able to, we also took our annual leave during the winter. I rarely had a "summer".

56points

#24

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Tax professional.

Most clients think that the best tax Pros necessarily get them bigger refunds. If you get a smaller refund in a particular year it may be because tax laws change, because you didn't pay in as much, or because you didn't have as many deductions. Explaining stuff to people doesn't work if their eyes are all glazed over because tax law discussions bore them

Going to another tax Pro to get a bigger refund, thinking that that tax Pro is "better" may just get you an audit

But the worst myth about taxes manifest itself when scammers call people on the phone climbing to be IRS agents. They tell folks that they owe money and that authorities are coming to their house to put them in jail if they don't pay up. The truth is that the real IRS does not call anyone on the phone unless they have contacted IRS first and are expecting them to return the call. IRS does not accuse you of text fraud. Even if they truly believe you have committed tax fraud they will simply send you a letter stating that they think you have underpaid your taxes. They will give you a chance to prove your case. If you don't do this or pay them what they say you owe, they will simply Levy your paycheck or your personal property. They do not show up at your house to put you in jail. So please if a scammer calls you do not give them your credit card information or give them payments in any form. Call the real IRS and report them.

Bebe_Bleau , Keith Cooper Report

Final score:

131points

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Kel_how 2 years ago

Can someone explain to me why I need to file my own taxes as opposed to just receiving a check or bill/statement straight from the IRS? Legitimate question.

65points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#25

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community That converting to salt water pools does not ‘get rid of the chlorine’. Salt is sodium chloride, salt gets converted to chlorine in a salt water pool, and you use the exact same test kits to monitor the chlorine levels in the pool water.

Malka8 , Aaron Toth Report

Final score:

120points

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Will Cancel 2 years ago

But at a MUCH lower rate, and yes the water is salted, small electrode blades convert a small amount of salt into chlorine.

33points

#26

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Just because your old technical device (laptop, tablet, phone) is in good condition, doesn't actually mean that it's any "good" today.

wildfire98 , Alan Levine Report

Final score:

120points

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Caroline Sinclair 2 years ago

Especially if it's made by Apple, and can no longer install software updates.

67points

Blarrg 2 years ago

All software has limits in terms of what hardware it will run on. My impression is that Apple actually does pretty well in that regard.

9points

Kristina Atwood 2 years ago

Omg. This one made my Apple loyal husband so mad. I keep a Samsung for years, but he has to replace his iPhone almost yearly. It just stops allowing updates.

3points

MimSorensson 2 years ago

Huh? I’ve never had that problem? And I’ve got some severely old apple machines in my stable.

0points

BordestPanda 2 years ago

Any piece of hardware will eventually be too obsolete to run the latest software, that’s just how progress works.

0points

Mary Elliott 2 years ago

My husband thought he could transfer accounting programs from his old late 80's floppy discs onto a thumb drive and just plug them in and run them on his laptop. Wanted me to get college kids from my work to tell me how to do it. I know almost nothing about computers but even I knew that wouldn't work. They looked at me like I had two heads when I told them about it.

6points

Nicoll Cope 2 years ago

I mean, *technically* I could make it work... but it's not going to run on any modern system without some specialized software. Of course, I'm the absolute nerd that has a Windows 98 installation running on a virtual machine just so I can play Mechwarrior and the old Kings Quest games that I refused to get rid of. It's definitely not something I'd recommend lol.

2points

Solidhog 2 years ago

Just because it looks good on the outside does not mean it is on the inside. I have pulled fluff from inside immaculate laptops off the heat sink that is 5mm thick and comes off in one piece like a bit of felt. Gets so hot the heat sink compound dries out and the CPU overheats and slows down or shuts down.

5points

Daniel Yamada 2 years ago

On the other hand, being an older device doesn't mean it is not any good. I'm still using a "Late 2009" model iMac. It does everything I need just fine.

5points

Jods 2 years ago

Maybe. But it suits my needs and I don’t have any spare money for an upgrade. Or, to loosely quote Lister from Red Dwarf “ … had more RAM than a field of sheep”.

4points

Scott Rackley 2 years ago

smoke me a kipper...

3points

similarly 2 years ago

I had a bunch of old laptops, winxp, bought around 2007. Felt bad throwing them away. Had a friend install linux so they could still be used for internet surfing.

3points

Emily Spector 2 years ago

Planned obselence. Thank you Steve Jobs!

2points

Moose 2 years ago

There is a limit to what any software can do on old hardware as features increase the underlying hardware has to or the software can’t run. Your not buying a Lamborghini from 1980 and expecting it even if maintained flawlessly to be able to keep up with a brand new one in a race. Same basic idea

0points

AmandaKay 2 years ago

Have you ever watched LGR on YouTube? Lazy Game Reviews. The guy who runs the channel could teach you a thing or two about old tech & how to use it today if you are interested.

0points

Brian Stanton 2 years ago

OneDosDude has patches. If you upgrade to ssd many old macs work

0points

Alana Voeks 2 years ago

Duuude, this is something my tech savvy dad and friend don't get about my laptop. It's 10 years old, and when I tell them it's obsolete because the thing can only run the CPU and has no additional space for anything else, I'm automatically told I'm wrong. I wanna punch them each time.

0points

Porpoisepower 2 years ago (edited)

Good is relative and mohrs law isn't what it used to be. If if we're we'd all be playing 4k at 300fps 3 years ago. The industry has been more occupied with making smaller more energy efficient chips than raw processing power. And that's fine.

0points

Sue User 2 years ago

It's Moore's Law, after Gorden Moore.

1point

H M 2 years ago

It is if you install Linux on it

0points

#27

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community I work in a hardware store and apparently people think we have a huge underground storage big enough to hide every product in existence. No, i can't just go and fetch a part for your 20 year old fireplace or power tool from the backroom.

Mjarf88 , L.C. Nøttaasen Report

Final score:

119points

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Jods 2 years ago

Four candles, anyone!

24points

#28

I work in a bakery.

Baking stuff for 5000 people every day will take all night to do so when we run out of something during the day. We can't just slap something together in five minutes.

Come back tomorrow and we can get it for you.

AlleywayGum Report

Final score:

117points

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Lsai Aeon 2 years ago

or call 24 hours (or more) in advance and make a special order for the thing you want

49points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#29

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community If something isn't stocked on the shelf and I tell you it isn't in the back then it isn't in the back and I can't magically make it appear out of thin air... that being said if you are a d**k I also might just tell you it ain't in the back

m_g2468 , David Stewart Report

Final score:

113points

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John Yaskowich 2 years ago

Shoe stores are the exception - very few can have all sizes and all styles out front. Asking them to check / get your size from the back is valid.

16points

#30

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Factory worker here.. Once a machine is set up, it can run all day, perfectly, without adjustment. Nope. Steel can vary in hardness, even within a continuous coil of wire. Humidity, ambient temperature, tooling wear can also spoil parts.

fafaxsake , Ekkasit Chaingam Report

Final score:

111points

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David Zumwalt 2 years ago

Machinist here. Everyone thinks I just push the green button and magic happens. Sorry, I have to do hours of programming, cutter specific geometry, and lits of a*****e puckering to make your part.

45points

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#31

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community That I do not magically know on the spot why your computer gives a BSOD or why a printer is slow to print large files. In order to solve the problem, I'm going to ask you a lot of questions, ask you to try to print different types of files to find the cause, ask someone else to print somethign to see if its account-related, etc. It's called elimination of possible causes.

But you're gonna have to cooperate to let me help you. If you just drop a problem at my feet that I can't directly reproduce, don't expect me to use telepathy to read your printer's mind and magically know the solution as if problems always have the same cause.

BlauweSjaars2 , Swaroop C H Report

Final score:

28points

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LH25 2 years ago

My family thinks I can fix anything remotely PC related. I remind them I do software, not network or hardware. Doesn't matter.

16points

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#32

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Being a lawyer is not like what you see on Suits. It's all the stuff they cut away from otherwise viewers would be too bored to watch it

koobus_venter1 , Sarah-Rose Report

Final score:

26points

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Kel_how 2 years ago

I'd assume it's mostly research, reading, and writing

4points

#33

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community As an engineer, I have to explain a lot of time that the law of energy and mass conservation can't be broken.

Bobraie , Kateryna Babaieva Report

Final score:

25points

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max and the expresso 2 years ago

Yeah but you can BEND the rules for a little extra cash *wink*

11points

#34

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Its nothing like Charlie and the Chocolate factory

Thebreach46 , Sean MacEntee Report

Final score:

25points

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Kate 2 years ago

How about I Love Lucy?

16points

#35

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community It's not dinosaurs we're looking for, it's the remains of human activity. No, we didn't find any gold.

NunquamAccidet , Mike Bowler Report

Final score:

24points

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Elea Bell 2 years ago

This is one that suffers from part of it being removed: this is in reference to Archaeologists.

21points

#36

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community There aren’t just buckets of grant money available for your wacky idea. You have to have a track record, an organization, a plan and a budget. It’s highly competitive.

Soobobaloula , pxhere Report

Final score:

23points

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David H 2 years ago

and connections count more than anything else, especially with govt grants

4points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#37

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Video production. Your only options in the edit are what the camera captured.

JhymnMusic , Matheus Bertelli Report

Final score:

23points

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Molly Badgett 2 years ago

It's like the rule of Photoshopping an image. If I remove something from the picture, what's actually, physically behind that something is not going to appear in the photo!

3points

#38

When someone finds out you're an accountant 90% of the time they will say "great, so you can help with my taxes haha" . There are loads of accountants who may never see taxes in their day-to-day and have minimal knowledge from their certification only.

dahliafluffy Report

Final score:

22points

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Hugh Willie Mungous 2 years ago

That's certainly the case. Many accountants work within finance departments of companies, banks and financial institutions, local government, the civil service etc. etc.. I'm sure that a minority of accountants actually deal with Tax.

0points

#39

30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Putting an angled back cut when felling a tree against the lean does absolutely nothing and will result in a tree falling on your house. Just pay us to do the job

spjnr , Lee Haywood Report

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20points

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BluEyedSeoulite 2 years ago

Of all the things to cheap out on, cutting trees down is not one. Unless it is a sapling and you will be fine if it falls on you, find someone who knows what they are doing!

13points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

#40

I'm a software dev. Any time you say "it's simple, just _____", you're wrong. Hell, half the time I say it I'm wrong.

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20points

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Dirk Daring 2 years ago

Another thing in my 25+ years in IT. My answer is usually, "Oh cool! Since it's that simple for you, you can teach me how to do it!" (must sound sincere and non-sarcastic)

6points

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#41

Setting off a fire alarm system doesn't make all the sprinkler heads spew water.

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19points

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Daniel Yamada 2 years ago

Only on TV shows and movies.

6points