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"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) I was a medic in the Army.

Tampons were part of my regular trauma kit in the field because they were perfect for quickly plugging gunshot wounds.

Myhandsunclean , Eric E Castro Report

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433points

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Polly Hart 1 year ago

Tell that to Dane Swan

179points

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) The Daily Mail is excellent for house training puppies.

Farsydi , carterse Report

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409points

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rspanther 1 year ago

And for lining bird cages. But only if you can get it for free, they don't deserve any money.

145points

siliconalleymarketer , Helena Volkova Report

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) A tennis ball. Entertains animals for days, works as an amazing massage tool in physical therapy, protect your floors from chairs that scratch and more!

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383points

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Robert T 1 year ago

Or to put on the feet of a walker, a la Up.

13points

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Silly String is used by soldiers to detect tripwires.

kelephon19 , Ellen Davis Report

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karen snyder 1 year ago

Yes. It's been a highly requested item by US military personnel since 2004. Also, the doctors who invented it were trying to create a spray on cast for broken bones.

142points

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Bluetooth speakers. I bought one once for it's intended purpose of listening to music, but then when I realized how small they actually are, they've pretty much became one of my favorite tools for office pranking and shenanigans:

* Record a co-worker's desk phone ringing, place the speaker behind their phone, and then start playing the ring tone over it
* Electronic whoopee cushion
* Hide it in an inconspicuous place in an otherwise open area, then play a whispering voice "Hey , look over here" as people walk by- great for people who believe in ghosts!
* If someone keeps a door closed normally, hide it as close to the door as possible, then play knocking sounds
* Hide it in a cubicle/office and just play random, loud sound effects

Pancake_Nom , Nicolas J Leclercq Report

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294points

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YourSecretSanta 1 year ago

Calm down Satan (I say as I immediately open an online shopping store to see where I can buy one)

222points

SwingGirlAtHeart , Bradley Gordon Report

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) I always keep fingernail clippers in my purse because I can use them to cut SO. MANY. THINGS. Little plastic tags on new clothes, zip ties, or even yarn when you want to knit on a plane and they don't let you have scissors!

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292points

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Polly Hart 1 year ago

Wait, they let people take knitting needles on planes again finally?

73points

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) "Water pipes"

All over the smoke shop there are signs saying that all the glass products are "for tobacco use only." However, I find that they work much better for smoking marijuana over tobacco. Who knew?

Naweezy Report

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286points

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Mooooomooooo 1 year ago

Hahaha

75points

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Hair conditioner works best as shaving foam than some brands of shaving foam.

ItsACaragor , Karolina Grabowska Report

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283points

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Peppy 1 year ago

Very good when shaving legs, smooth as can be.

75points

#10

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Listerine was used as a surgical antiseptic when it was first invented and now it's a mouth wash.

Naweezy , Mike Mozart Report

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266points

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vglw 1 year ago

Many years ago, my grandmother used Listerine to disinfect scrapes on knees. That junk burns like fire but we never had an infected scrape.

120points

fresh_scents , Phil and Pam Gradwell Report

#11

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Newspapers are really good for cleaning windows.

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264points

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Eirik Johnsbråten 1 year ago

And drying shoes

48points

#12

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Aluminum foil. People use it to wrap food while they can use it to make rockets, electromagnets and hats that prevent the government from mind-controlling you.

anon , David (Davo) Smith Report

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258points

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Uncanny 1 year ago

Also, great for making funny cat videos when placed on kitchen counters!

59points

#13

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Pipe cleaners, meant for cleaning tobacco pipes. More often used in a million craft projects.

StovardBule , Wesley Fryer Report

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252points

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Ray Heap 1 year ago

Cleaning the toner feeder tubes on large industrial printers.

52points

#14

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) I have noticed the upvote / downvote buttons have far more utility as “I like this” / “F**k you” buttons than as a rating of how relevant the content is which it was made for

Naweezy , cottonbro studio Report

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228points

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somed ay 1 year ago

For real. And the “was this review helpful?” button on Amazon is used exclusively to rate the product itself.

40points

#15

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Melamine foam, AKA magic eraser sponges and Mr. Clean Magic Sponges.

Melamine foam was originally used as pipe insulation and soundproofing but was later discovered to clean surfaces like magic!

dkcs , Trevor Cox Report

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214points

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Robert T 1 year ago (edited)

Where do you think pool noodles came from? They're just pipe insulation.

70points

its_over9000 , Karolina Grabowska Report

#16

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Two things. Duct tape and baling twine.

Add wd40 in the mix and you can fix almost everything.

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205points

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Annik Perrot 1 year ago

McGyver, is that you?

120points

#17

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) I use the metal dental tool for pill openers. I have a hard time opening up tiny pill packets so I used my metal plaque thingy to open them. I have four or five hidden in random places. I mean what cruel AF person would design migraine meds in that freaking things. I also have one for cleaning out my tobacco water pipes but I just saw a post here that tells me I have been using my water pipes wrong. Who knew? :-/

anon , Free Dental Photos Report

Final score:

192points

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Kim Steffen 1 year ago

They also package nicotine gum in these damn things.

30points

CottonCandyTacos , KitchenFunWithMy3Sons Report

#18

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Dawn dish soap. That s**t gets anything off anything. Also, if you wash your car with it in the water when bugs hit your windshield the first week or so, they just bounce off like rain x

Final score:

191points

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Ace 1 year ago

Any brand does the same, but it's quite corrosive so should not be used on car paintwork.

64points

#19

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Toothbrushes for cleaning bikes and cars (not the whole car, just little corners).

anon , Brainstorm Innovations Report

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184points

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Hotdogking 1 year ago

Well someone took inspiration from James May

25points

#20

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Toothpaste. It can be used to fix issues with plastics. Most notably it can be used on your headlight lenses as an abrasive to remove the yellowing effect that happens to car headlights over time. It can also be used to buff scratches out of CDs/DVDs/Blu-Rays. If you have a Formica countertop with a stain, a whitening toothpaste can be used to buff the stain out.

putsch80 , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

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172points

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Jo 1 year ago

But please! Don't use it to clean your glasses, especially if the lenses have some kind of coating on them. My younger son taught us the hard way...

99points

#21

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Barbie doll's legs. They served as a great scratcher for my itchy leg when I had a cast on it. The arch of her foot was perfect.

anon , susan402 Report

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167points

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RAM31280 1 year ago

The frame of Barbie's legs have been used to as fingers on prosthetic hands.

44points

#22

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Viagra WAS intended to help treat high blood pressure

ItsAllAboot , Tim Reckmann Report

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159points

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Jill Jones 1 year ago

It is also used for pulmonary arterial hypertension. I take six 20mg a day, and the main thing that has kept me alive the past three years. FYI- I'm female

142points

#23

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Vinegar: not just used to put on your hot chips
Bicarbonate of soda: not just used for cooking

Have a blocked sink? If you can, remove the drain cover, pour in some bicarb and then follow with white vinegar. It fizzzes and causes a reaction that helps loosen the blockage. Throw some hot water down the drain. Repeat if necessary. Soooooo much cheaper than a plumber.

Create a paste of bicarb and water. Use it to scrub stubborn stains off your stove top.

Grab an empty spray bottle. Put I cup of white vinegar and one cup of liquid dish washing detergent. Wet the shower screen, spray the mix on and leet it sit for about 10 mins. Grab a light scouring pad and starting at the top, scrub (lightly) the glass. You might need to be a bit heavier on the bottom of the glass. Rinse off and voila! Clean clean glass! Also good on the oven doors too! Actually...any glass.

baccgirl , Mike Mozart Report

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147points

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Jj321 1 year ago

I use Vinegar in laundry. It helps keep away musty smells and works like fabric softener.

93points

phony-pony , Gustavo da Cunha Pimenta Report

#24

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) I use default web browsers to download Firefox/Chrome.

Final score:

146points

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Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago

For windows my go to is Opera

24points

steveofthejungle , cottonbro studio Report

#25

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Clear nail polish works so well to fix small holes or seal things.

Edit: like the small hole in my giant popsicle floatie

Final score:

137points

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Antonia 1 year ago

and it stops a run in your stocking

99points

notenoughtimetoride , Lee Balicki Report

#26

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Neoprene. Apparently it was originally used as a lining for industrial waste but obviously now makes a good wetsuit (and has many other industrial uses).

Final score:

134points

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Debby Keir 1 year ago

And brilliant hypoallergenic surgical gloves.

32points

#27

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Tube guitar amps. They were never intended to produce distortion, but a whole genre of music was born by "misusing" them!

DaveCanada , Kristian Bjornard Report

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133points

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Kayjunmoon 1 year ago

Jimi Hendrix a case in point I think.

31points

BoneYardBetty , Darina Belonogova Report

#28

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) A whole slew of medications.

My daily medication is an anti-seizure medication. Works like s**t as an anti-seizure medication, but works **fantastically** as an anti-psychotic.

Final score:

133points

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Robert T 1 year ago

When used in different doses they have different effects. Lorazepam can be used as an antiemetic, and methotrexate (a chemo drug) to slow down osteoarthritis.

37points

#29

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Paint can opener. I'm a cable technician, and I find myself outdoors in all manor of conditions. I keep a paint can opener in my vehicle to get mud, dog c**p, and rocks out of the treads of my boots. Way better than the stick that breaks. Now, I keep one in my personal vehicle for when we take the dogs out to the park.

Edit: I'm aware there are dozens of flat objects to open paint cans, but the thread was about better alternative uses for objects, and a paint can opener fits the bill. Also, props to those who added that the tool makes a great free bottle opener.

mistergreen06 , myogtacticalgear Report

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127points

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Robert T 1 year ago (edited)

Do you mean a screwdriver? /s

18points

#30

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Avon Skin so Soft works as an amazing bug repellant. We go camping fairly regularly and always take a bottle!

chickensundae , Ron Lach Report

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126points

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Christine Rockwell 1 year ago

Does not work on Michigan mosquitos!

47points

metubialman , Toiletries & Cosmetics Wholesaler Report

#31

I never once used baby oil on my baby... but I use it to remove eye makeup whenever I wear eye makeup.

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120points

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Kayjunmoon 1 year ago

And to remove tar from your skin if you inadvertently step on some on a beach.

35points

#32

Silly Putty is great to clean your car. All the little crumbs and dust that sink into the console creases and door lock controls. Just press and pick it up, fold putty, repeat.

Picodick Report

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116points

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ShaZam Beaubien 1 year ago

Silly putty can be used to pick up Glitter spills. It's the fastest way to remove glitter.

80points

#33

My grandma keeps a special pair of scissors for when we're eating pizza.

I have admired that stroke of brilliance my entire life.

Phyndah Report

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115points

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Ches Yamada 1 year ago

We have food scissors in our kitchen, too.

73points

#34

Apparently, coca cola has some amazing cleaning purposes. Lime stains, water rings, oil stains in the driveway, just google or youtube it.

Jean_Lily Report

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109points

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Anthony Kiousopoulos 1 year ago

Also quite good to settle your stomach if you have a stomach flu!!

53points

#35

Slotted spoon (spaghetti scoops)

I bought a really good quality one to use as a back scratcher

popepipoes Report

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99points

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Pat Dobson 1 year ago

I use one to take hay out of sheep water buckets

42points

nebuchadn3zzar , cottonbro studio Report

#36

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Condoms are awesome.

They are used to cover gun barrels, cook meatloaf, waterproof phone covers, ice packs, and everything in between.

If you ever need a cheap, waterproof container that can be used for many different things, use a condom.

Final score:

94points

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Ray Heap 1 year ago

Please tell me how to cook a meat loaf in a condom.

252points

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#37

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Safety pins, originally designed to fasten cloth baby diapers now used in a million other ways.

Edit: I'm a little surprised no one mentioned separating eyelashes after applying mascara, popping blisters, removing splinters, and protesting the President.

Also I once knew a goth girl who lined her backpack with them so ppl would respect her personal space in the hallway. Worked for her apparently and as far as I know she didn't get in trouble.

Gloworm02 , Carol VanHook Report

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92points

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Greenmantle 1 year ago

Not sure I'd want a sharp metal object that close to my eyes... hopefully there's some other way of doing it

76points

Rider 1 year ago

I use a mascara applicator from a finished bottle. The bristle style works best, just clean it off every so often.

17points

Amy Taylor 1 year ago

Lash combs are cheap. Plus the opposite side is an eyebrow brush.

12points

Frank Miller 1 year ago

A certain level of motor skills is assumed here

2points

SadieCat17 1 year ago

Get a few clean spoolies off amazon or a beauty store and use it right after applying mascara while it's still wet. Adds extra lift as well.

2points

Dian Reaves 1 year ago

Old toothbrush works well

1point

You Should Do Nothing with the Fence 1 year ago

They show Julia Robert's character using them for separating her eyelashes in the movie, "Charlie Wilson's War."

1point

Beruthiel45 1 year ago

Tiny little brushes. Mine are probably 50 years old because I don't use mascara. 😊

1point

Marie Frost 1 year ago

I would close it first.

1point

Bleau 1 year ago

That was the day before lash combs I remember doing it.

0points

Barbara Vandewalle 1 year ago

tooth brush

0points

Melinda Flick 1 year ago

It's not hard, although I used a sewing needle, not a safety pin. I had good eyes in my youth, and wore a ton of mascara. Avoiding clumping was IMPORTANT....

0points

Iris 1 year ago

I think the other uses are fine, but don't use to pop anything on your skin. Did that once, got an infection, safety pins aren't sterile.

6points

BWC 1 year ago

Heat them with a lighter first.

1point

Mickysixxx 1 year ago

Doing dodgy piercings at your mates house

5points

Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago

Use a safety pin to thread strings through sweat pants and hoodies.

4points

Old Roadie 1 year ago

Yes! That's only way to get those dang strings fed through those channels.

0points

Francesa Miller 1 year ago

Pin one to your slip, or pants, or coat and it disperses the static before it builds up enough to zap you when you touch something metal.

4points

Vintage_Misery_Business 1 year ago

can someone please explain the goth girl thing? like, how she did it?

3points

primeline31 1 year ago

Keep a large one on your keyring by putting the ring thru the pin's loop. You are ready for emergency wardrobe repairs, to stab anyone who attempts to assault you, to remove splinters, etc.

2points

Scrapiechick 1 year ago

You really should pop blisters

2points

Huddo's sister 1 year ago (edited)

I use them to secure my doona (duvet) cover to my doona, top and bottom. I hate having it slip down all the time. Plus easier to 'assemble'. Pin with the cover inside out, then just grab top edge, inside cover, and pull down to flip.

1point

Brian Droste 1 year ago

I have even use a safety pin to hold my eye glass side piece together when lost the screw that holds them together until I could get them properly fix.

1point

Louise Clarke 1 year ago

I wore them as earrings in highschool, I also wore large paperclips

1point

Old Roadie 1 year ago

Combat vet friend has rather unique scars from safety pins. His gf sent him a safety pin in every letter, a symbol of their connection. He had a dang necklace of them when he was hit by enemy fire. His troops used those pins to close the wound.

1point

Joy Myers 1 year ago

L0rd knows you don’t want to use them on diapers…my mom discovered that reason I was screaming head off is that my dad literally pinned me into my diaper.

1point

Genna Lee 1 year ago

Nah I did that backpack thing and just had them frequently stolen by the skids

1point

Ana Lović 1 year ago

Thought I was the only psycho separating lashes with it, now I feel more normal so thank you

1point

Detective Miller's Hat 1 year ago

In high school, I had about 50 safety pins holding my backpack together. Also was a goth girl.

1point

Gracie Mae 1 year ago

I remember using them for eyelashes! also put them inside my clothes during the winter to help get rid of static cling. Also great for keeping elephants away

0points

elcee 1 year ago

yeh they make a comb for eyelashes. I've always kept one on my belt loop for those things that require one (picking c**p out of teeth!?)

0points

Riley Quinn 1 year ago

The Punk Movement brought safety pins to the forefront of fashion back in the late 70's. Followed by the goth kids, years later. Oh, and no mention of the many ears pierced with a bit of fire and a safety pin.

0points

Wm Paul Robinson 1 year ago

Where would us punks have been without them back in the day?

0points

Dan St John 1 year ago

I used one yesterday, to get the string back in my sweat pants.

0points

Brian Droste 1 year ago

Yes, I have a safety pin to remove splinters myself.

0points

Green Eyed Raven 1 year ago

My sister used a safety pin to separate her eyelashes after using mascara daily.

0points

#38

Sealable sandwich bags (Ziploc design, not the foldover ones) are great waterproof bags for phones. Reddit in the shower. Sure, that's it. "Reddit."

On an unrelated note, buy shares in sandwich bag companies.

Jackpot777 Report

Final score:

90points

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JJ 1 year ago

Yes! That's how I used my e-book-reader in the bathtub before there was a waterproof one available.

16points

#39

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Originally, gasoline was a by product of making kerosene. Dunno if it counts but by products don't usually have an intended use.

YddishMcSquidish , D.L. Report

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81points

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Marilyn Holt 1 year ago

I heard that about petroleium jelly too (vaseline). Oil field workers found that it made their hands soft and protected cuts and scrapes.

37points

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#40

Mayonaise. Its amazing for removing stubborn stcky residues. Use it a lot in my job.

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80points

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Robert T 1 year ago

I'm not asking what job that is!

58points

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#41

Remember the red ring of death and overheating issues with the 360?

Well when I was a kid my dad was a penny pincher and wouldn't turn the heat on in winter until HE decided if it was cold. So I used my Xbox 360 as a heater for my room.

EDIT: Phone auto corrected to penny puncher instead of penny pincher lol.

Earnwald Report

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31points

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Robert Trebor 1 year ago

Penny Puncher - a lesser known craft

8points

#42

Bondage tape and rope. I own both, and have maybe used the bondage tape once for it's actual function, and never the rope for it's actual function. I have however used both for quick home fixes, packing, and for a few other odd house-hold jobs. Bondage tape is great for ice packs! It cannot stick to your skin, so if you're hairy, like me, you can just wrap it. The tape was one of the best purchases I've ever made.

grizzfan Report

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27points

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Ace 1 year ago

The things you learn. Who ever knew such a thing as "bondage tape" even existed.

24points

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#43

This is more of a "less known intended use", but taking anti-histamine pills (the ones you get for seasonal allergies) makes mosquito bites stop itching.

If you go to a doctor for itching mosquito bites he'll usually prescribe you a gel or cream with the same or similar ingredients - but if you're a mosquito magnet like me and you get absolutely *covered* in them it's much quicker, easier, and safer to just take a tiny Claritin pill. Twenty minutes later and all the itching is gone.

If you explicitly ask your doctor for pills instead of gel/cream, he'll give it to you.

----

EDIT: There seem to be two frequent misconceptions in the responses to my comment.

1) I am not talking about Claritin-D, which contains both loratadine (an anti-histamine) and pseudoephedrine (a decongestant). Pseudoephedrine, as a medication, is no laughing matter, plus it is a controlled substance. I am talking about standard Claritin or Clarinase, which contains only loratadine or desloratadine. Also, I may not have made it clear enough when I said "if you ask your doctor", but you should never start taking any kind of medication regularly, even loratadine, without consulting a doctor.

2) Yes, I am aware that mosquito bites are a histaminic reaction and that is why taking allergy pills for it will work. That knowledge is in fact what led me to try it in the first place. But allergy pills are generally only marketed and prescribed for seasonal allergies; you never see Claritin advertising about mosquito bites, and it's not in the package insert. That's what makes this not the intended function. Also, reread the first nine words of this comment.

anon Report

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26points

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Anyone-for-tea? 1 year ago

I thought this was common knowledge? I take them at least a week before I go anywhere on holiday and then taken them every day whilst there too as I get bitten terribly.

12points

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#44

smartphones.

already this morning, i've texted 3 people, checked the weather forecast, watched sports highlights, read my email, checked work schedule and (obviously) gone on reddit.

if it rings, pretty good chance i won't answer. but i still call it "my phone."

EDIT: my point is that maybe we should call them something different than smartPHONES -- perhaps pocket computers, or handheld facebook thingy --since the *phone* part of a smartphone is oftentimes its least-used feature.

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21points

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John L 1 year ago

THIS, I grew up in the 80's. If I wanted to do all the things, I can now do with my smartphone, I would have to pay far more than the cost of a smart phone. Are they expensive, yes, but only in context. I don't complain about the cost, but I also don't get a new one every time a new version comes out.

6points

#45

Frying pans are a much better solution to making instant noodles than saucepans, even though there's no frying involved. Just break the dried noodles in half, throw in a little bit of water (you need less than you think, but you can always top up because the extra will heat up super quickly; enough to just about cover the bottom of the pan usually does it), and then sprinkle the flavour powder over the top.

The flavouring coats the noodles evenly, and once the water is absorbed the noodles are done. No mess, no fuss, no draining. If you want to chop up spring onions or whatever, go nuts; if you like to fry some chicken to go with it, you can just put the noodles and water in the same pan and get that delicious crispy meat goodness in with it.

Portarossa Report

Final score:

21points

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Olive Harper 1 year ago

Frying pans are also a good weapon.

9points

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#46

My martini shaker is great for cooling down ice coffee in a hurry.

fibericon Report

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19points

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TomCat 1 year ago

Also white wine that I forgot to chill.

4points

#47

I'm going to say kerosene as it relates to glass cutting. Kerosene is a freaking energy dense fuel, which is why we use it to put s**t in space. But damn when you dip your glass cutting tool in it before scoring a pane, freaking magic happens.

thehalfwit Report

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18points

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David Paterson 1 year ago

It does? Must tell family member who does glass cutting.

5points

#48

Coffee filters. Not necessarily a better use but so many other uses than just filtering coffee.

allthedifference Report

Final score:

18points

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Jay Son 1 year ago

Used coffee grounds also work wonders to wash your hands with if you have motor oil or other grease on your hands.

7points

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#49

Hair dryers if you need your shirt dry in a hurry.

Final score:

16points

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Ches Yamada 1 year ago

Or if you have a hot flash on cool.

7points

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#50

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) My cell phone works better as a way to browse reddit than it does a phone.

Naweezy , Ivan Radic Report

Final score:

14points

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Clown fish 1 year ago

Or bored panda that's got all reddit and alot of other stuff

1point

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#51

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Pedialyte for hangovers

Besoffen55 , itch-exe Report

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14points

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Marie Dahme 1 year ago

Have you seen the commercial with the dad on the floor of the kitchen drinking pedialyte…the little girl comes in and says, “ Hey that’s mine !” Dad says, “I’ll buy you a pony.” Love it.

17points

#52

Pennies are far more useful for checking your tire treads and making souvenirs at the zoo than being used as currency.

foreveralone323 Report

Final score:

14points

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3 Owls In A Coat 1 year ago

I’m Canadian, we don’t have pennies anymore. Walking into the grocery store the other day, a lady stopped right in front of me to pick up a penny off the ground and we both just marveled at it for a moment, haven’t seen one in years 😅

3points

#53

Reddit for market research.

splorf Report

Final score:

13points

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Francesa Miller 1 year ago

I use it for all kinds of research. I'm a writer and need to know strange or obscure things sometimes.

3points

#54

Probably ever clear. It's supposed to be consumed, but is a fantastic cleaner

Theundercave Report

Final score:

12points

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Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago

It's a legitimate treatment for antifreeze poisoning (ethylene glycol) in animals. It has to be given IV and caught in less than 6 hours. But it has saved many unlucky doggos.

3points

#55

Until they ripped out the "Other OS" option, PS3s were AWESOME at doing tasks requiring many computers all working on a single project, like drug research.

My guess is that Sony took that option out when they were seeing thousands of PS3s purchased (which they take a loss on) with no games (where they make the real profit) bought with them.

Pinstar Report

Final score:

12points

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John L 1 year ago (edited)

My understanding was that hostile countries were buying them as replacements for processing computers, thus getting around some international sanctions for export technology.

5points

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

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#56

Those dotted 'bathroom cleaning' wipes. Absolute s**t for soap scum, feckin' godly at cleaning grease off your range

Taleya Report

Final score:

11points

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HappyScrapper2458 1 year ago

Can also be used on walls if you are moving out and need to clean...

2points

#57

Use our selfie stick to hold phone while netflixin' in bed.

itsbraille Report

Final score:

8points

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3 Owls In A Coat 1 year ago

I use my cat

3points

#58

You can use your trusty old frying pan as a *drying pan!!!*

SinusMonstrum Report

Final score:

6points

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Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

This one needs more info.

13points

#59

That little plastic stand for the Wii U controller is great for a cellphone stand.

Stolypin26 Report

Final score:

6points

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Rider 1 year ago

I use a cellphone stand for my switch.

0points

#60

Bananas can be shoved in holes in pipes to prevent leaking

Barack-YoMama Report

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5points

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Jay Son 1 year ago

Don't forget them for scale!

21points

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#61

"What Product Has A Better Use Than Its Intended Function?" (40 Answers) Not 'better', but medical tape is great for getting a straight line with eyeliner and eyeshadow. Not many people will use medical tape in their day to day life, but this tape pulls off to leave perfect lines without pulling off foundation.

Final score:

2points

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Leslie Harris 1 year ago

great way to stretch the skin in the eye area for early wrinkles

6points

#62

tvs are great babysitters

Ultimater Report

Final score:

-11points

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John L 1 year ago

No...no they are not.

12points

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Bill Evs 1 year ago

One I always recommend (but get horrified looks when I do) is to use superglue to mend cuts on your body. Obviously use a non-toxic variety but I heard about it as a kid by an ex-soldier and have sworn by it ever since. I once badly sliced my thumb open on the way to work. I grabbed some superglue, sealed it closed and put a plaster (band-aid) on it. The wound healed perfectly and to this day you can only see the faintest hint of a scar considering how deep the wound was initially.

23points

kf 1 year ago

I heard it was initially invented/ intended as field wound dressing. Used it 3 times so far to glue myself shut if I don't have steri-strips.

9points

GirlFriday 1 year ago

I had major surgery not too long ago. Imagine my surprise when I woke up and asked about taking care of my stitches only to be told that I didn't have stitches. The surgeon closed me up with superglue. As the wound healed, it pushed the superglue out.

6points

Jihana 1 year ago

True! I once had a badly cracked heel, and every step hurt like crazy, I could barely walk. Did not have time to go to the doctor, so I just used some super glue to glue the edges back together. Worked like a charm, instant pain relief. It did get quite hot though, when it hardened, I did not expect that, and that hurt a bit.

6points

David Paterson 1 year ago

Superglue for detecting fingerprints as well.

6points

Colin 1 year ago

Old pro-wrestling trick. They'd squeeze the skin of a cut together, crazy glue it to stop the blood flow until they could get it seen to for stitches.

5points

Jan Dunn 1 year ago

That's what it was invented for I use it all the time have for years. Specially on paper cuts or tiny cuts on your fingertips stops the pain stings for a second and then just stops the pain.

1point

A P 1 year ago

Just be very sure you never get it anywhere near any silk you may be wearing

1point

Jude Laskowski 1 year ago

There's also a spray med that we used to use at my hospital. Worked great for paper cuts. They never pulled apart and healed well.

0points

Sky Render 1 year ago

Here's an obscure one: hemostats! Surgeons use them to hold a surgical cut in place while they work, but their vice-like grip makes them perfect for holding anything gently-but-firmly. I've used one as a makeshift bottle cleaner many times by having it grip a paper towel square.

9points

Jihana 1 year ago

Uuuh that's smart!

1point

Rider 1 year ago

Manuka honey, great for wound care especially infections and burns. It cleared up recurring MSRA and is magic at pulling pus out of abscesses.

5points

Melissa Harris 1 year ago (edited)

All honey is good for wound care. It's especially great for cracked or chapped lips

3points

Maisey Myles 1 year ago

If your dog/pet gets "skunked", use Massengill Powdered Douch- Mix a couple of tablespoons in some tepid water in a gallon jug and pour onto DRY fur

4points

Old Roadie 1 year ago

This one is new to me! Thank you for the tip.

0points

Jihana 1 year ago

For migraine sufferers in Austria: go get a bottle of Veen Veen from the pharmacy. It's a kind of wine with herbal extracts, and it's supposed to help with blood circulation and "strengthening the veins", whatever that means. But it's insanely effective in stopping migraine attacks. Works way better than normal pain killers. It's a small Austrian brand, so I don't think you can buy it outside of Austria. Sorry, rest of the world 🙁

4points

A P 1 year ago

Too bad, that'd come in handy around my house

2points

Melissa Harris 1 year ago

It's probably got wormwood in it.

1point

Danish Susanne 1 year ago (edited)

I have read that Tanacetum parthenium (called Matrem where I live) might help for migraines. Steep som leaves in tea and drink. Tastes nasty, but you only need a small cup. For winter leaves may be kept in alcohol. They don't keep their properties well if dried.

0points

Cyber Returns 1 year ago

You know all that antibacterial handwash you have stocked up because of Covid? Well, it makes an awesome multi-cleaner! Use it to clean work tops, cookers floors cupboard doors and even the dishes! It's antibacterial, has a powerful degreasing agent and lasts for ages before it breaks down in water. I even use it in my jet wash to clean the car!

4points

Adam L 1 year ago

A restaurant I worked for had us use it to clean certain surfaces when the pandemic hit

4points

Boggitha Johns 1 year ago

It gets paint splatters off vinyl chair cushions

4points

Šimon Špaček 1 year ago

We use it to clean laptops (it is basicaly mixture of pure alcohols, so it a) doesn't short cirquit anything, b) removes grease, c) removes most regular glues (who puts stickers on work computers?) a d) kills all germs left behind by people. And trust me, some computers are nasty. We use alcohol wipes too and we use them to rate how nasty computer is. "Clean" computers require 1/3 to 1/2 of wipe (so you can clean two or three computers with one wipe). One or two wipes is normally used computer. Five wipes is awful machine. And our record is 10 wipes after using spray to remove the worst (and still I had to use few inside. I have no idea how can anyone make computer that filthy).

1point

David Paterson 1 year ago

I don't know if this counts, but medics in the Vietnam war used shirt sleeves in arterial surgery, to repair and reinforce damaged arterial walls.

4points

BG 1 year ago

Lysol was a "feminine cleanser".

3points

Powerful Katrinka 1 year ago

That's horrifying.

6points

Oddly Me 1 year ago

Hemorrhoid cream for undereye bags.

1point

Jude Laskowski 1 year ago

Unfortunately, it doesn't last long.

0points

Brent Hollett 1 year ago

No More Tears Baby Shampoo is a better anti-fog on goggles when Scuba Diving, than all the anti-fog solutions.

1point

Šimon Špaček 1 year ago

I want to add one, lock picks. They are meant to unlock locks without keys, but they are so useful! Opening laptop? Use one to unhook all those little clips. Cleaning that laptop? You can use one to clean the grill over fan or to clean sides of keys on keyboard. Removing things from tight spaces? Small steel hook will help. Heck, I used one when I was cracking walnuts. You know how sometimes the shell stays around the nut? Lockpick is your friend.

1point

Imjust jim 1 year ago

In the days of the blue laws here in MA - no alcohol sold on Sunday - they had to hide the sterno - yeah, drinking sterno - that might be a sign of trouble with liquor.

1point

Weirdo with Internet 1 year ago

My grandma uses rubbing alcohol as window cleaner.

1point

Joeshar 1 year ago

Coke to clean chrome tires (saw it in Mythbusters)

1point

Isabel Care 1 year ago

I bought a radiator roller, for painting behind radiators. It was 20 years before I used it for it's intended purpose. I got it to reach the windows when they were open, so I could close them. Also for pulling stuff down from on top the the kitchen cabinets, helping me get dressed when one grabber isn't enough, back scratcher, hook it through loops on shoes to pull them on.

0points

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Bill Evs 1 year ago

23points

kf 1 year ago

I heard it was initially invented/ intended as field wound dressing. Used it 3 times so far to glue myself shut if I don't have steri-strips.

9points

GirlFriday 1 year ago

6points

Jihana 1 year ago

6points

David Paterson 1 year ago

Superglue for detecting fingerprints as well.

6points

Colin 1 year ago

Old pro-wrestling trick. They'd squeeze the skin of a cut together, crazy glue it to stop the blood flow until they could get it seen to for stitches.

5points

Jan Dunn 1 year ago

That's what it was invented for I use it all the time have for years. Specially on paper cuts or tiny cuts on your fingertips stops the pain stings for a second and then just stops the pain.

1point

A P 1 year ago

Just be very sure you never get it anywhere near any silk you may be wearing

1point

Jude Laskowski 1 year ago

There's also a spray med that we used to use at my hospital. Worked great for paper cuts. They never pulled apart and healed well.

0points

Sky Render 1 year ago

9points

Jihana 1 year ago

Uuuh that's smart!

1point

Rider 1 year ago

Manuka honey, great for wound care especially infections and burns. It cleared up recurring MSRA and is magic at pulling pus out of abscesses.

5points

Melissa Harris 1 year ago (edited)

All honey is good for wound care. It's especially great for cracked or chapped lips

3points

Maisey Myles 1 year ago

If your dog/pet gets "skunked", use Massengill Powdered Douch- Mix a couple of tablespoons in some tepid water in a gallon jug and pour onto DRY fur

4points

Old Roadie 1 year ago

This one is new to me! Thank you for the tip.

0points

Jihana 1 year ago

4points

A P 1 year ago

Too bad, that'd come in handy around my house

2points

Melissa Harris 1 year ago

It's probably got wormwood in it.

1point

Danish Susanne 1 year ago (edited)

0points

Cyber Returns 1 year ago

4points

Adam L 1 year ago

A restaurant I worked for had us use it to clean certain surfaces when the pandemic hit

4points

Boggitha Johns 1 year ago

It gets paint splatters off vinyl chair cushions

4points

Šimon Špaček 1 year ago

1point

David Paterson 1 year ago

I don't know if this counts, but medics in the Vietnam war used shirt sleeves in arterial surgery, to repair and reinforce damaged arterial walls.

4points

BG 1 year ago

Lysol was a "feminine cleanser".

3points

Powerful Katrinka 1 year ago

That's horrifying.

6points

Oddly Me 1 year ago

Hemorrhoid cream for undereye bags.

1point

Jude Laskowski 1 year ago

Unfortunately, it doesn't last long.

0points