Starting a garden is a commitment that requires diligent work and attention to detail, and it’s not for everyone. While attempting to do so even without a green thumb is commendable, it may lead to undesirable results.
These photos are just some of the many examples. We’ve collected them from this Instagram page, which highlights some of the worst gardening decisions ever made. Some are laugh-out-loud funny, while others are just downright confusing.
Gardening disasters aside, though, these people still deserve an A for effort. Enjoy scrolling!
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Anyone else doing the Benny Hill chase music in their head?
Despite its challenges, many people take on gardening, and it’s likely because of the perceived benefits. Apart from the Vitamin D from sunlight, the activities involved also restore dexterity and strength.
Gardening also fosters social interactions, which, according to studies, can delay symptoms of neurological issues like dementia.
Being surrounded by greenery also has cognitive benefits. A 2019 review revealed that people living in green spaces have better attentional functioning. For urban residents, nearby parks and the gardens in their backyards help provide these benefits.
“Spending time in nature has cognitive benefits, but it also has emotional and existential benefits that go beyond just being able to solve arithmetic problems more quickly,” environmental psychologist Dr. Cynthia Frantz told the American Psychological Association.
No, it's just the result of centuries of inbreeding.
Load More Replies...I really hope that's fog, and not some vegetation fire, in the background!!
Should you choose to take on gardening, it’s best to avoid the typical mistakes most people make. According to New York-based landscape professional Karen Musgrave, crowding your plants is one of them.
In an interview with House Digest, the 30-year veteran provided some tips, which include measuring the length and width of your garden beds.
“This encourages proper air circulation and allows water to easily reach the plant's roots,” Musgrave said.
Of all places to plant this miniature palm tree looking plant, why choose a spot surrounded by cement?
They are big fluffy bushes. Used for landscaping filler. In winter they look like hay.
Load More Replies...We had a cat that did the same thing with our patch of Carnations
Another common mistake, especially among beginners, is refusing to seek assistance. But as Musgrave reminds us, gardening is a community where people help each other out.
"Use the resources around you, such as neighbors, friends, family, garden clubs, and the experts at your local garden center for help,” she advises.
When I scrolled to this entry that's exactly what I thought!
Load More Replies...Was going to say " Donald Trump's hair" but someone got there before me
I blame John Wick for this...he killed a man with a F****ng pencil. Imagine what can one do with a stick.
Musgrave says gardening does not require extensive knowledge or schooling beforehand, and simply paying attention to what others are doing can help you gather sufficient information.
However, she offered an important caveat and something to keep in mind: “There is a lot of trial and error.”
The guy needed to build a fence for the trash containers to make HOA happy. I guess HOA is happy now. LOL
The HOA actually - told the owner that the bins needed to be hidden behind a fence I believe.
Load More Replies...LoL they should place some rakes around the ground, just for the sake of it.
Load More Replies...Smile! You're on candid camera! And these days, they're everywhere.
At least he knows to bring his own scissors, to clip the flowers he thieves, instead of ripping the entire plant out of the ground. Kid shouldn't be taking someone else's property, but it could be worse.
I see what you did there. (For people outside of Canada and USA: Contrast with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_Railroad)
Load More Replies...One time a mower threw a rock and I got hit in the eye. This would be stoning by mower
Because a rock would fly up and hit you in the face. (I'm sorry, I couldn't resist, someone probably moved it there for a joke)
Load More Replies...I suspect they think this will stop people from walking through - but people will simply walk around it.
And over the mulch. I doubt this poor guy will last long.
Load More Replies...Same park as the flooded one above during the dry season?
Load More Replies...Looks like somebody once planted a small sapling thinking, "This will look cute here". I've seen this on a bigger scale in a couple of local housing tracts where the houses are kind of budget (or were when first built). The people buying them are happy to have a home and want it to look nice, but are generally not the kind of income levels where they will hire professional landscapers. So I watched a then (70s) tract look pretty nice at first but a lot of folks overplanted / planted things that get too large. So many years later a lot of the landscaping is out of control. It's also the house where in 1971 we planted our live 5 foot christmas tree in the corner of the yard. It is now about 50-60 feet tall.
I bet the reasoning was that bird baths/feeders look pretty, but they don't want the actual birds there because of the poop 🤦♀️
Load More Replies...When you ask drunk uncle to volunteer at the soccer (football) field.
I used to manage a training ground for a football team. Trust me, the first time you use the line painter you struggle with straight lines, and curved ones, and short lines, and long lines, you get the picture. It LOOKS really easy to do when you watch a groundsperson, they do it without a care in the world, smoking a cigarette and reading BP, you concentrate, use both hands and still bend it like Beckham.
Presumably a message from the Non Artifically Coloured Mulch Society Inc.
Hippo, I believe it is saying not to sue cedar mulch. Cedar trees tend to kill anything below them. Link is an article on the downsides of cedar mulch. https://lumberjax.com/cedar-mulch-downsides/
Load More Replies...Looks like it's a Christmas decoration so definitely so.
Load More Replies...I thought someone dropped the teddy bear into wet cement?
Load More Replies...True, but still better than celebrity garbage!
Load More Replies...About two of these fit the title of the list - most are really old as well. Bad bad BP!
wasn't this exact list, same order and everything, on bp a few months back?
True, but still better than celebrity garbage!
Load More Replies...About two of these fit the title of the list - most are really old as well. Bad bad BP!
wasn't this exact list, same order and everything, on bp a few months back?
