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'Premium Dad Jokes' is a Facebook page dedicated to the art of cheesy, pun-filled humor. With 735,000 followers, it regularly delivers concentrated doses of cringe that make you groan, but at the same time, the page’s lightheartedness can also put a smile on your face.

A perfect combo to get into the mood for the upcoming weekend. Some people might dismiss dad jokes as uncool or outdated, but their enduring popularity suggests that there is something endearing about them. So continue scrolling, and let's see if you can find it!

#1

Swearbirds! We Don't Know This Charity...but I'm Sure They Have At Least 1 Swearbird!

Swearbirds! We Don't Know This Charity...but I'm Sure They Have At Least 1 Swearbird!

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#2

No More Going To The Dispensary Before Labeling Spices

No More Going To The Dispensary Before Labeling Spices

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Interestingly, dad jokes might actually be good for kids.

Marc Hye-Knudsen, a researcher of humor and lab manager at Aarhus University’s Cognition and Behavior Laboratory in Denmark, wrote in the British Psychological Society's journal that they are important to help the little ones learn to accept that embarrassment.

"At first blush, fathers’ more aggressive style of physical play and their teasing style of humor with their children might seem cruel, but that would be missing the point," Hye-Knudsen explained. "By continually pushing and challenging their children, fathers’ style of rough-and-tumble play supports their children’s physical and cognitive development in important ways while teaching them to regulate their behaviors and emotions."

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"Ideally, fathers’ rougher style of joking fulfills a similar function: by teasingly striking at their children’s egos and emotions without teetering over into bullying, fathers build their children’s resilience and train them to withstand minor attacks and bouts of negative emotion without getting worked up or acting out, teaching them impulse control and emotional regulation," the researcher said.

In light of this, Hye-Knudsen thinks it is worth considering dad jokes as a pedagogical tool that may serve a beneficial function for the very children who roll their eyes at them. 

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"Telling their children jokes that are so bad that they’re embarrassing, fathers may push their children’s limits for how much embarrassment they can handle," Hye-Knudsen said.

"They show their children that embarrassment isn’t fatal. For a child who is approaching or has entered adolescence, which appears to be a sensitive period for sociocultural processing, this is an immensely valuable lesson. In this sense, dad jokes may have a positive ... effect, toughening up the kids who are begrudgingly exposed to them."

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#9

Makes Sense

Makes Sense

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Olive Harper
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I doubt she could have made that "standwich" in less than a minute. Look at the time the text were sent

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#10

Genius!

Genius!

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Widdershins66
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The "opened window" looks lovely and restful. Mindfulness? Only thing missing is a cozy bed 🛌😴

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For this reason, Hye-Knudsen suggests that dad jokes are perfectly suited to our era. "In contemporary Western culture, which rewards individualism over traditional conformity, it’s a boon to be able to withstand the short-term embarrassment that comes from violating social norms in order to stand by one’s authentic self despite external social pressure."

#12

This Made Me Laugh Way Too Hard!

This Made Me Laugh Way Too Hard!

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similarly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless he has a whole LOT of M&Ms. In which case, you give him other people's M&Ms.

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#14

Yeah It Does!

Yeah It Does!

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ThatOmniCapybara(she/they)
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too true! I wonder... what do other colors taste like? edit: this comment got a LOT more replies and upvotes than I expected. I upvoted all your replies

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#15

The Worthy Will Know...this Is A Horse

The Worthy Will Know...this Is A Horse

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"Dad jokes resemble the rough-and-tumble play that fathers have instinctively been moved to engage their children in since before the dawn of our species, without knowing the important function that such roughhousing plays in their children’s development," the researcher continued.

"Among non-human primates, fathers also love playing rough with their offspring. While dad jokes are ideally suited to [contemporary life] and the distinctly modern father figure, the phenomenon thus builds on inclinations that go back literally millions of years."

#18

Truth

Truth

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PotatoNinja5000
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a man had a period and didn't have a uterus, yeah I could see why he'd be in hospital.

Squishy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grr one of the most infuriating things to go through when I'm moody and literally can't help it, even sometimes knowing I'm in the middle of a mood swing and trying to communicate that's what's going on not to take me seriously but still being called "rude" because they don't understand what it's like!! So unfair that I'm the one who always has to apologize afterwards ya know. I don't like it anymore then them, if not more-so... GRR

jim
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we did absolutely nothing we get done and we would still be in the dark ages

Larry XK
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1 year ago

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Yeah yeah but you girls never been hit by a soccer ball in the balls from half meter, the day you forgot to put on your cup

Steve Robert
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It's worse for men because they have to live with women on periods.

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The term dad joke made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary in 2019 with the definition, “a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny.”

And thanks to pages like 'Premium Dad Jokes', the best ones will live on the internet for future generations as well.

#22

Those Kids Will Now Have To Watch The Die Hard Series Of Great Christmas Movies

Those Kids Will Now Have To Watch The Die Hard Series Of Great Christmas Movies

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#24

Awkward

Awkward

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#25

Could Be Cookies. Could Be Sewing Supplies

Could Be Cookies. Could Be Sewing Supplies

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#30

C'mon, People!

C'mon, People!

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RoanTheMad
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WELL WHO MADE IT SO THAT I COULDN'T PROPERLY DIGEST THE ANIMAL MILK, HUH?!

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#35

Then Later Find Out It Wasn't The Bolt You Needed To Loosen

Then Later Find Out It Wasn't The Bolt You Needed To Loosen

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#38

"They Still Have Some Life Left In 'Em!"

"They Still Have Some Life Left In 'Em!"

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#39

"Just To Make Sure It's There"

"Just To Make Sure It's There"

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#40

Yesss

Yesss

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#43

Oh...that's Nice!

Oh...that's Nice!

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Cassie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In small print at the bottom, it should say, "Some assembly required".

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#44

Hahahaha

Hahahaha

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Ozymandias73
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah man, see me? I'm a WILD cat. Come and go when I please. Yah, that kush job is cool, but are you free though? Like, truly free?

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#45

I’d Pay Good Money To Watch Two Rival Dads Square Off In The Mowing And BBQ Olympics

I’d Pay Good Money To Watch Two Rival Dads Square Off In The Mowing And BBQ Olympics

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similarly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've often said they need to make professional sports more challenging. Like, make the floor tilt up and down, or have trap doors that open suddenly over pits, or have lions jump out or something.

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#50

Perfect. No Notes

Perfect. No Notes

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#54

This Concludes Today's Geography Lesson

This Concludes Today's Geography Lesson

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#58

Haha

Haha

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VonBlade
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We'd like a four bed detached house in the suburbs with a pool and 5 minutes from the shops, school and work. We've got £5.25p

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#64

Lol

Lol

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juice
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but now his life's been cut into pieces!! and he's suffocating :((

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#67

Lol

Lol

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#68

I Had To Say This Out Loud To Really Appreciate It

I Had To Say This Out Loud To Really Appreciate It

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#69

And Maybe Get A Ride Back To The Station!

And Maybe Get A Ride Back To The Station!

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Wilf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't F-16s carry air to ground missles though? Just saying...

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#70

Living Their Best Life

Living Their Best Life

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#72

At Least He Knows What Lol - Lot's Of Love Is

At Least He Knows What Lol - Lot's Of Love Is

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#75

When The City Tries To Save Money And Orders From Wish

When The City Tries To Save Money And Orders From Wish

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#79

Well... Not Anymore. Thanks Dawn!

Well... Not Anymore. Thanks Dawn!

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#83

Awkward

Awkward

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Steve Robert
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But they never had to go shopping with a cart with one wobbly wheel

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#85

"Hello, I'm Here To Talk To You About My Body's Extended Warranty"

"Hello, I'm Here To Talk To You About My Body's Extended Warranty"

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#86

Truth

Truth

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BewilderedBanana
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They might just mean it doesn't contain animal products like milk though (which is used in mashed potatoes where i come from)

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#90

Awkward

Awkward

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Veronica Vatter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I firmly believe that Christmas in July is just when you manage to find all the presents you stuck in a "safe place"

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#91

Polka Hole

Polka Hole

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Lol

Lol

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#100

Legendary

Legendary

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Bored&InSchool
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember 2 days ago looking at page 504 of a text book and was having trouble getting it to stay the right way and joked "504 error, page not found."

#101

He Knew

He Knew

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tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like there's another issue if you can't survive two days without alcohol

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#102

This Makes Sense

This Makes Sense

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#105

I'm Glad We've Got That Finally Figured Out

I'm Glad We've Got That Finally Figured Out

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#107

Where Are The Fact Checkers When You Need Them. Misinformation!

Where Are The Fact Checkers When You Need Them. Misinformation!

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#109

Don't Scream. It Will Sense Weakness And Summon The Rest Of The Set

Don't Scream. It Will Sense Weakness And Summon The Rest Of The Set

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#110

The Chalupa Was Good, But I Was Pretty Chilly With No Clothes

The Chalupa Was Good, But I Was Pretty Chilly With No Clothes

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#111

Seriously

Seriously

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TK 421
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does this African Grey specialize in dirty jokes about his little costume?

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#112

Yesss

Yesss

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Cassie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody's pushing circus peanut candy as THE representation of the holiday. You gotta have push for push back.

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#113

No Cap

No Cap

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Tom_Nook
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have to do that because if you clean the toilet you have to finish cleaning the whole bathroom.

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#114

Noooooo

Noooooo

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Adam L
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why I throw it away as I am eating the end of the bag.... or first if the bag is small enough for me to eat it all

#115

Oh Broth'er! Noodleless To Say, That Was A Souper Groaner!

Oh Broth'er! Noodleless To Say, That Was A Souper Groaner!

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#117

Dogs Chase Cars, Men Watch Helicopters. It's Hardwired

Dogs Chase Cars, Men Watch Helicopters. It's Hardwired

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#118

A Little Mud Will Make It Look Beautiful

A Little Mud Will Make It Look Beautiful

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#120

Captchas Really Are Getting Hard

Captchas Really Are Getting Hard

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#122

Hahahahaha

Hahahahaha

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#125

Ooof

Ooof

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