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'Premium Dad Jokes' is a Facebook page dedicated to the art of cheesy, pun-filled humor. With 735,000 followers, it regularly delivers concentrated doses of cringe that make you groan, but at the same time, the page’s lightheartedness can also put a smile on your face.

A perfect combo to get into the mood for the upcoming weekend. Some people might dismiss dad jokes as uncool or outdated, but their enduring popularity suggests that there is something endearing about them. So continue scrolling, and let's see if you can find it!

#1

Swearbirds! We Don't Know This Charity...but I'm Sure They Have At Least 1 Swearbird!

Swearbirds! We Don't Know This Charity...but I'm Sure They Have At Least 1 Swearbird!

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#2

No More Going To The Dispensary Before Labeling Spices

No More Going To The Dispensary Before Labeling Spices

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Interestingly, dad jokes might actually be good for kids.

Marc Hye-Knudsen, a researcher of humor and lab manager at Aarhus University’s Cognition and Behavior Laboratory in Denmark, wrote in the British Psychological Society's journal that they are important to help the little ones learn to accept that embarrassment.

"At first blush, fathers’ more aggressive style of physical play and their teasing style of humor with their children might seem cruel, but that would be missing the point," Hye-Knudsen explained. "By continually pushing and challenging their children, fathers’ style of rough-and-tumble play supports their children’s physical and cognitive development in important ways while teaching them to regulate their behaviors and emotions."

#3

Ouch!

Ouch!

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#4

Lol

Lol

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Great Idea!

Great Idea!

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"Ideally, fathers’ rougher style of joking fulfills a similar function: by teasingly striking at their children’s egos and emotions without teetering over into bullying, fathers build their children’s resilience and train them to withstand minor attacks and bouts of negative emotion without getting worked up or acting out, teaching them impulse control and emotional regulation," the researcher said.

In light of this, Hye-Knudsen thinks it is worth considering dad jokes as a pedagogical tool that may serve a beneficial function for the very children who roll their eyes at them. 

#6

Ouch

Ouch

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#7

No Pain, No Gain

No Pain, No Gain

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Lucky

Lucky

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"Telling their children jokes that are so bad that they’re embarrassing, fathers may push their children’s limits for how much embarrassment they can handle," Hye-Knudsen said.

"They show their children that embarrassment isn’t fatal. For a child who is approaching or has entered adolescence, which appears to be a sensitive period for sociocultural processing, this is an immensely valuable lesson. In this sense, dad jokes may have a positive ... effect, toughening up the kids who are begrudgingly exposed to them."

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#9

Makes Sense

Makes Sense

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#10

Genius!

Genius!

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It's True

It's True

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For this reason, Hye-Knudsen suggests that dad jokes are perfectly suited to our era. "In contemporary Western culture, which rewards individualism over traditional conformity, it’s a boon to be able to withstand the short-term embarrassment that comes from violating social norms in order to stand by one’s authentic self despite external social pressure."

#12

This Made Me Laugh Way Too Hard!

This Made Me Laugh Way Too Hard!

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#13

Cute

Cute

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#14

Yeah It Does!

Yeah It Does!

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#15

The Worthy Will Know...this Is A Horse

The Worthy Will Know...this Is A Horse

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"Dad jokes resemble the rough-and-tumble play that fathers have instinctively been moved to engage their children in since before the dawn of our species, without knowing the important function that such roughhousing plays in their children’s development," the researcher continued.

"Among non-human primates, fathers also love playing rough with their offspring. While dad jokes are ideally suited to [contemporary life] and the distinctly modern father figure, the phenomenon thus builds on inclinations that go back literally millions of years."

#16

Truth

Truth

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#17

Zero

Zero

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#18

Truth

Truth

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PotatoNinja5000
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a man had a period and didn't have a uterus, yeah I could see why he'd be in hospital.

Squishy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grr one of the most infuriating things to go through when I'm moody and literally can't help it, even sometimes knowing I'm in the middle of a mood swing and trying to communicate that's what's going on not to take me seriously but still being called "rude" because they don't understand what it's like!! So unfair that I'm the one who always has to apologize afterwards ya know. I don't like it anymore then them, if not more-so... GRR

jim
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we did absolutely nothing we get done and we would still be in the dark ages

Larry XK
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Yeah yeah but you girls never been hit by a soccer ball in the balls from half meter, the day you forgot to put on your cup

Steve Robert
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It's worse for men because they have to live with women on periods.

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But For Real

But For Real

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The term dad joke made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary in 2019 with the definition, “a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny.”

And thanks to pages like 'Premium Dad Jokes', the best ones will live on the internet for future generations as well.

#20

And Weigh The Same As A Duck!

And Weigh The Same As A Duck!

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#21

Great Idea

Great Idea

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#22

Those Kids Will Now Have To Watch The Die Hard Series Of Great Christmas Movies

Those Kids Will Now Have To Watch The Die Hard Series Of Great Christmas Movies

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Lol

Lol

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#24

Awkward

Awkward

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#25

Could Be Cookies. Could Be Sewing Supplies

Could Be Cookies. Could Be Sewing Supplies

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Haha

Haha

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#27

Haha

Haha

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Truth

Truth

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Mocktopus

Mocktopus

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#30

C'mon, People!

C'mon, People!

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Truth

Truth

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#32

Haha

Haha

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#33

Omg

Omg

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#34

Lol

Lol

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#35

Then Later Find Out It Wasn't The Bolt You Needed To Loosen

Then Later Find Out It Wasn't The Bolt You Needed To Loosen

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#36

Just Wanted To Air It Out

Just Wanted To Air It Out

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#37

Indeed

Indeed

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#38

"They Still Have Some Life Left In 'Em!"

"They Still Have Some Life Left In 'Em!"

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#39

"Just To Make Sure It's There"

"Just To Make Sure It's There"

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#40

Yesss

Yesss

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#41

Yep!

Yep!

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#42

Right... I Meant To Do That

Right... I Meant To Do That

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#43

Oh...that's Nice!

Oh...that's Nice!

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#44

Hahahaha

Hahahaha

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#45

I’d Pay Good Money To Watch Two Rival Dads Square Off In The Mowing And BBQ Olympics

I’d Pay Good Money To Watch Two Rival Dads Square Off In The Mowing And BBQ Olympics

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#46

How Embarrassing

How Embarrassing

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#47

They Can Really Spread Out

They Can Really Spread Out

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#48

Boots With The Fur

Boots With The Fur

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#49

Logical

Logical

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#50

Perfect. No Notes

Perfect. No Notes

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#51

Dually Noted!

Dually Noted!

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#52

Fascinating

Fascinating

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#53

This Is Me

This Is Me

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#54

This Concludes Today's Geography Lesson

This Concludes Today's Geography Lesson

Report

#55

I Actually Love Stupid Dogs. They Are Easier To Teach

I Actually Love Stupid Dogs. They Are Easier To Teach

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#56

Seat's Taken!

Seat's Taken!

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#57

Right?!

Right?!

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#58

Haha

Haha

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#59

Igloo

Igloo

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#60

Obo

Obo

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#61

So Helpful

So Helpful

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#62

If It Don't Fit Don't Faucet

If It Don't Fit Don't Faucet

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#63

Perfect

Perfect

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Lol

Lol

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#65

Poor Gary

Poor Gary

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#66

For Real

For Real

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#67

Lol

Lol

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#68

I Had To Say This Out Loud To Really Appreciate It

I Had To Say This Out Loud To Really Appreciate It

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#69

And Maybe Get A Ride Back To The Station!

And Maybe Get A Ride Back To The Station!

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#70

Living Their Best Life

Living Their Best Life

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#71

Hahahaha

Hahahaha

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#72

At Least He Knows What Lol - Lot's Of Love Is

At Least He Knows What Lol - Lot's Of Love Is

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#73

*boop*

*boop*

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#74

Nailed It!

Nailed It!

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#75

When The City Tries To Save Money And Orders From Wish

When The City Tries To Save Money And Orders From Wish

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#76

We're Here To Serve

We're Here To Serve

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#77

Amen

Amen

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Lol

Lol

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#79

Well... Not Anymore. Thanks Dawn!

Well... Not Anymore. Thanks Dawn!

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#80

Fact

Fact

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#81

The Irony

The Irony

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#82

Hotdigity Dog!

Hotdigity Dog!

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#83

Awkward

Awkward

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#84

Nice!

Nice!

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#85

"Hello, I'm Here To Talk To You About My Body's Extended Warranty"

"Hello, I'm Here To Talk To You About My Body's Extended Warranty"

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Truth

Truth

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Yuck

Yuck

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#88

Why??

Why??

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Facts

Facts

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Awkward

Awkward

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Polka Hole

Polka Hole

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#92

Genius

Genius

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#93

I Laughed Way Too Loud!

I Laughed Way Too Loud!

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#94

Yess

Yess

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Lol

Lol

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#96

Every Married Man!

Every Married Man!

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Lol

Lol

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Yep

Yep

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Lol

Lol

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#100

Legendary

Legendary

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#101

He Knew

He Knew

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#102

This Makes Sense

This Makes Sense

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#103

Not For Sweet Rolls

Not For Sweet Rolls

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#104

We Know What That Means

We Know What That Means

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#105

I'm Glad We've Got That Finally Figured Out

I'm Glad We've Got That Finally Figured Out

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#106

So Much Worse

So Much Worse

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#107

Where Are The Fact Checkers When You Need Them. Misinformation!

Where Are The Fact Checkers When You Need Them. Misinformation!

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#108

Builds Character

Builds Character

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#109

Don't Scream. It Will Sense Weakness And Summon The Rest Of The Set

Don't Scream. It Will Sense Weakness And Summon The Rest Of The Set

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#110

The Chalupa Was Good, But I Was Pretty Chilly With No Clothes

The Chalupa Was Good, But I Was Pretty Chilly With No Clothes

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#111

Seriously

Seriously

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Yesss

Yesss

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No Cap

No Cap

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Noooooo

Noooooo

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#115

Oh Broth'er! Noodleless To Say, That Was A Souper Groaner!

Oh Broth'er! Noodleless To Say, That Was A Souper Groaner!

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#116

I C What You Did There

I C What You Did There

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#117

Dogs Chase Cars, Men Watch Helicopters. It's Hardwired

Dogs Chase Cars, Men Watch Helicopters. It's Hardwired

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#118

A Little Mud Will Make It Look Beautiful

A Little Mud Will Make It Look Beautiful

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Lol

Lol

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#120

Captchas Really Are Getting Hard

Captchas Really Are Getting Hard

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Truth

Truth

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Hahahahaha

Hahahahaha

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#123

Yep

Yep

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#124

For Real!

For Real!

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Ooof

Ooof

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