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Being pregnant is no funny joke. Random phantom pains, the inability to hold your bladder, "morning" sickness that hits you in the middle of the night and all the other best meme-worthy nuisances that come with it sure takes their toll. You and your partner have tried everything the doctor suggested, but nothing seems to work. So now you have to mix it up and seek some alternatives.
Since laughter is the best medicine (that is if your bladder lets you laugh without peeing yourself), then nothing can ease your misery better than these hilarious pregnancy jokes and mom memes, compiled by Bored Panda. From coming to terms with body changes to debating whether or not you should slap everyone around you, these funny memes will remind you that the universe hasn't conspired against you and there's still hope. Scroll down to check these mom jokes and upvote your favorites.
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#1
I Made This
Carrie de Luka 7 years ago
So ridiculously cute!! Needed a picture like this today. Thank goodness for animals doing randomly adorable things.
Kiahna 7 years ago
Not random actually. Should an otter and her baby be faced with a predator, the mother will show the baby otter to make her enemy feel mercy. Very effective and hopelessly adorable.
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snoozy womble 7 years ago
Literally how I introduce my child to people. He is super cute and I have no idea how that happened.
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#2
Accurate Depiction
BusLady 7 years ago
Yes, and look what they did to my hair. Do you have our lawyer's number handy?
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John Kamau 7 years ago
Oh the eyes and the wrinkles... Priceless. You won't be asking that question again I Bet
#3
Out Of Reach
MaryLou Bullerman 7 years ago
She could still get them if they were on the floor. She just wouldn't be able to get up again. Might be worth it.
#4
Last Warning
The Girl on Fire 7 years ago
I love that in the picture for this it's a seeming endless flow of babies coming from the mother, and the two people by her just look astonished...."Where are they all coming from?".
Nostalgic Hyena 7 years ago
I sometimes wonder what the first women who had twins/triplets/quadruplets/etc. thought..
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Analyn Lahr 7 years ago
Looks like the woman in the illustration had triplets all vaginally. She might have good reason to want to yank viciously on her husband's testicles.
Phoebes 7 years ago
I think that is the GREATEST thing I've ever seen!! (My husband does NOT agree and has his legs tightly closed....)
BusLady 7 years ago
Hun, maybe I should schedule that vasectomy we were discussing.
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#5
Maternity Photos
#6
Sign You Aren't Ready
Nami Tantrum 7 years ago
or you can pee in a cup and put the test there .. most test have instructions for that to.. but i agree, as a mom, pee on your hand will be your least problem xD
Hans 7 years ago
I will never get why people by these. You can get the very testing stripes for 1/20s of the price and avoi dall that plastic garbage. Just ask in the phrarmacy, and if they are not willing to sell them, order them online.
Hans 7 years ago
Just as an example (I am not getting paid for this, no worries): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VT2OQG that's 20 for under 10$. A test for 50 US or EUR cents sounds realistic.
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Daria B 7 years ago
The point of testers is not to tell whether you're ready, but whether you ARE, so.... ♥
Nia Loves Art 7 years ago
Well, if she isn’t ready yet she is gonna have to be soon (if the test is pos)!
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Linouchka 99 7 years ago
I took my fair share of pregnancy tests, and I ALWAYS peed in a big disposable paper cup to do so , what's so difficult about thinking a little ahead ??
Sarah Britt 5 years ago
Lmao I couldn't pee on a stick if I tried. I just peed in a disposable cup. One test could be dipped in the wee and the other one came with a little dropper so it wasn't a messy ordeal at all. Now, had I absolutely had to pee on the stick....that would've been a whole other story lol. (Yes, I bought 2 different kinds of tests. One of the more expensive ones and one of the cheapo $1 tests. Ended up being a complete waste of money though, they were both negative because it was too early even though the more expensive one said differently. I ended up finding out a couple weeks later at my doctor's office using one of those little strip tests that probably cost them a whopping 50 cents lmao. As of today, I'm 11 weeks and this will be my first and probably last)
#7
Not Getting Any Smarter
Kim Lorton 7 years ago
Pregnancy brain! I had a friend that had it soo very bad, and she had a low level car accident! Just ran a not busy stop light, no ticket as she actually lost consciousness! But ...then until she was over those early stages, she had to not work at the nursing agency for a while! Poor woman! It scared her pretty good. I know she never came back to work, but I always hoped it all ende up ok for her and her family! Bless her special mama brain moments!
#8
I'm Busy!
#9
Regrets
#10
It's Never Ok
Kiki 7 years ago
Which is why I would never offer my seat to a woman who looks pregnant because she might just be fat and would take offense. Apparently you are supposed to read a pregnant woman's mind.
Jarno Flinkers 7 years ago
I'll always offer my seat to others. I don't mind standing, because i could've made the other persons day.
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Bumble 7 years ago
I once said to a woman (who was very slender except for a huge pregnant tummy) 'Oh my god, it looks like you are just about to drop! When is it due?' She replied with the most scowliest of faces 'It's not a baby...it's a tumour' Since then, even if I see a baby emerge from a woman's vagina, I will never assume or ask. I no longer see pregnant women.
Nia Loves Art 7 years ago
Well, you still see them hopefully. You just know better than to say something.
Load More Replies... Rebekah 7 years ago
Last time pregnant, an elderly (80+) gentleman in a snazzy hat with a cane came up to me and said: "I'm not supposed to ask unless the baby is shaking my hand, but congratulations."
Susan Barker 3 years ago
Just offer your seat already. If she is pregnant she needs it. If she is fat, her feet ankles knees hips back probably hurt, she needs it. Don't ask why.
#11
Enjoying The Perks
Alex Hindley 6 years ago
Captive pandas are difficult to breed and often have phantom pregnancies where they'll behave as if pregnant; making a nest and even imitating labour. You can't always see the fetus on an ultrasound and it's only Chinese conservation centres that have cracked the technique of breeding them successfully. If a non-Chinese zoo has a pregnant panda, it's a hopeful miracle, and a big deal is made to accommodate her. So it's all the more dissapointin if she loses the pup or she wasn't pregnant in the first place. Zoos hate breeding pandas for this reason; it's also extremely expensive and no matter where the cub is born, it's owned by China and must go back there as an adult for conservation purposes
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#12
A Bit Too Late Now, Isn't It?
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
Anyone who would be surprised at that point, shouldn't be reproducing in the first place. Frankly this makes me rethink my negative opinion of eugenics.
#13
The Pain
Nataliia Portillo 7 years ago
the video is so much better.. hahaha find it!!!
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Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
Thank you for the link. I quite enjoyed watching that.
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Valerie van Holten 7 years ago
They had not even "giving birth" yet. These were only period cramps. It's a dutch show named proefkonijnen.
James Grey 7 years ago
Yep. All expecting dads should go through this. Give their asses some perspective.
#14
Pregnancy Glow
Hans 7 years ago
Right they are, even though you might feel uncomfortable. Your beauty will resonate. (Hans being serious for a change.)
Xiaolaohu 7 years ago
On another note, why is how she looks even important? She's uncomfortable, worried, hormone stressed....maybe looking good for you and society is not tops on everyone's list during pregnancy.
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The Greatest Pain
Kjorn 7 years ago
it's just a joke. joke works both sides. woman can makes fun of men if men can makes fun of woman. can we just get a laught here even if we all know that labor it's one of the worst pain someone can endur? and can we laugh at men for who it's the end of the world when they got a mild fever?
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Kiki 7 years ago
Do men actually like being portrayed as wimps when they are sick? Because men share these kinds of memes on Facebook all the time, including some male relatives and I have to restrain myself from bringing that up.
Tarmin Slingerfinger 7 years ago
Speaking from a personal experience as a guy, I don't care how I am portrayed in a stereotype. It's just fun to joke about these things, and I find it really hard to take offense at things that are not aimed at me personally(imagine how hard life must be if you actively tried to tell everyone you're not a wimp everytime a joke like that was made)
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A Dyke From The Dreamworld 7 years ago
I'm a woman and I feel like I'm dying when I have a cold. Not just dudes here.
Elly Neil 7 years ago
I know it’s a joke and Everthing but, what fever is equal to giving birth?
#16
Kate vs. Me
frederic eeckman 7 years ago
I'm actually sad for her. Imagine that she was probably "invited promptly to look great so she can pose for a picture". I'm pretty sure all she wanted was to stay in bed and rest...
Ehren Thomsen 7 years ago
You're right. In this picture, you can clearly see that her uterus is still dilated. And if you cover her smile with a finger, you can clearly see in her eyes that she's draydeaming about killing 'em all.
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Carrie de Luka 7 years ago
The advantages of a team of make up experts and stylists. Fortunately only a few minutes down the road and she was home - being waited on. The advantages to living in a London palace.
Aunt Messy 7 years ago
Her doctors recommend that she has no more children, because she has a disorder that makes her vomit violently during her entire pregnancy. Women with this condition can rupture their esophagus, tear their stomachs, and destroy their stomach lining because of the vomiting. Malnutrition for the mother (and by extension the baby) is a real risk - women have died because of this. ...///.... But then, some self-righteous twat comes along and whines because she's pretty and she has a stylist..... How would YOU like to be forced to get dressed, put on makeup and forced to make a press appearance less than 8 hours after giving birth? ...///... Quit whining. You wouldn't survive ten minutes in her job.
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diane a 7 years ago
Poor woman. William should have showed the baby to the world while she snuck out the back door.
Nia Loves Art 7 years ago
I mean, maybe she wanted to be in the picture. I wouldn’t assume her feelings on the matter. I doubt she was forced, maybe reluctant, certainly exhausted, but not forced.
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Carol Emory 7 years ago
The doctors and nurses told me that I should prepare myself for the pain of labor. They said "even the most modest Christian women have a tendency to cuss when in labor." So I didn't feel so bad when, in response to the nurse telling me to breathe during my contractions, I yelled "I am f***cking breathing, Dammit!!!!" Well it's not like they didn't expect it....
Matt Richardson 7 years ago
Look, if you're boxing your doctor while giving birth, you clearly have gone to the wrong place.
Bettye McKee 7 years ago
Don't they know this is why Jane Seymour died after giving Henry VIII his son? All those mandatory public appearances.
Lynda Forest 7 years ago
YES, SO SAD...You're own private wing of Hospital...literally a dozen Dr.s on hand for birth...Then When It IS ALL over, she has her private Make-up artist come in and wardrobe fitter to make her look alive & beautiful....What a pity to be her...Pppffffttttt😶
tuzdayschild 7 years ago (edited)
I feel sorry for her too, all living in palaces and travelling the world and being forced to send her kids to the best schools and eating chef prepared foods. I'm crying for her as I open this this can of Spam. (she's doing okay)
#17
Maternity Photoshoot
ili wellard 3 years ago
I love the McDonald's in his hands! Congratulations, it's a food baby.
#18
Pregnancy Problems
Linouchka 99 7 years ago
Aaaah yes ! This was my first pregnancy. I felt like s**t. This time I'm feeling so great, it's suspicious !
#19
Safe Foods
Nikki D 7 years ago
Never knew you had to worry about cosmetics besides hair dye. How did the Kardashians do it haha
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#20
Third Trimester
#21
Let Me Sleep
Veronika Hiebert 3 years ago
Like I feel all the time. Like where did my energy go. Only 4 months...
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
I'm not pregnant and I act like that. I get cranky and my husband tells me to go take a nap. I tell him I can't because I have stuff to do. Then I fall asleep in the couch.
#22
Parenting Is Easy
Carol Emory 7 years ago
I remember on Roseanne when Becky tells her mother that her and Mark don't use condoms because it kills the mood... Roseanne said "Not as much as a screaming baby in the next room..."
Nia Loves Art 7 years ago
Those aren’t the only two options. The pill, IUD, and Nexplanon all exist. Relying just on condoms is a risky game to play.
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GlassOfWater 7 years ago
Not if they have colic. 2 - 6 months of constant screaming. It's enough to give any mother postnatal depression.
Nia Loves Art 7 years ago
Even if they don’t, babies are very sporadic sleepers.
Load More Replies... ili wellard 3 years ago
Honest confusion there, I think that it's the friend of the pregnant woman drinking wine. Not the lady herself.
Load More Replies... Darryl Kerrigan 7 years ago
I have a pregnant friend who is planning on travelling the world and doing oddjobs to support herself after the baby is born.
Nia Loves Art 7 years ago
It is possible. Not easy, but possible, especially if she has family to watch the baby.
Load More Replies... Christina Sersif 7 years ago
Considering Kardashian's hire nannies to raise their babies, I doubt they can relate so using her as a picture for a meme is a bad choice.
Nia Loves Art 7 years ago
They are just using the expression she is making to illustrate their feelings. It has nothing to do with the context of the picture.
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Striking A Pose
Kat Sotiriou 7 years ago
Omg it annoys me so much, just wait until you're really pregnant then you'll have something to complain about
Michelle Ortiz 5 years ago (edited)
I'm only 6 weeks and I already have nausea, vomiting, weird cramps, overwhelming fatigue, sore breasts and mood swings all day. First trimester pregnancy isn't always easy either and every pregnancy is different.
Load More Replies... James Grey 7 years ago
Women all over the world work in rice fields and on farms tight up until giving birth. Those are some strong a*s sisters.
Bettye McKee 7 years ago
I got one of those phone calls, wanting me to buy light bulbs or something to help her because she's disabled. I asked her what kind of disability; she said she's pregnant. I hung up.
James Grey 7 years ago
Yes!!! Why is this a thing? The belly is barely showing but the hands are always there...caressing and cradling.
#24
Pregnancy Struggles
Olivia Matovich 7 years ago
It's like someone kicking you in the back, and laying on a bed of nails when your sleeping pregnant.
Mr. Re-in-act-ment 7 years ago
Yes basically me trying to figure out where i am in the middle of the night with a fever
#25
Gathering The Strength
#26
Treacherous Hormones
Chris Pitch 7 years ago
the mother of my offspring got upset because we got a fancy block of cheese and she accidentally put it in the freezer.
danielw 7 years ago
Sister-in-Law kept storing stuff in the freezer. Stuff that wasn't even food. Like the Tivo remote, or her cell phone.
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#27
Hostage Situation
Mr. Re-in-act-ment 7 years ago
Yes the hospital doctors are the police and they get the person out
Luisa Vasconcelos 7 years ago
If you are feeling this way, please ask for help to you pregnancy Dr. Sometimes feeling extra sad during pregnancy it's not a good sign. 😻 Lots of love.
#28
Looks Like
danielw 7 years ago
I wouldn't put it past my doctor. he can be brutal sometimes.
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#29
Double Dare You
Hans 7 years ago
Wow...do people really do that? I mean, asking "are you pregnant?" is about the most obtrusive thing already, but asking if someone is getting twins (but for a deliberate insult) is just wrong.
My O My 7 years ago
Yes they do. And they always keep pointing out how much your belly has grown 😤
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Nami Tantrum 7 years ago
well, my aunt didn't have much ultrasound and stuff and then she had twins , unexpected ones
Beth Snyder 7 years ago
I was pregnant with twins, and folks had the gall to ask if I was sure there were only two in there
Happiness is Hippo 7 years ago
That's so rude! I can't imagine saying that to someone.
Load More Replies... meapthealien 7 years ago
In Yoruba land having multiple births is a thing of joy So all old people just call pregnant women Iya Ibeji or Iya Ibeta (mother of twins or mother of triplets)whether they were told of the pregnancy or just see the bulge.
Åsa Deleau Wiklund 5 years ago
I was having twins and from week 26-27 (out of 40) all my clients said: wow! Any day now!!!
Melissa Seydewitz 6 years ago
Yes, it happened to me. A customer swore there there were two babies in me, because I was too “huge” to have just one.
Carmen Murray 6 years ago
I was huge when I was pregnant. I had loads of people ask if I was having twins.
#30
Fitness Levels
#31
Carbon Copy
#32
Forbidden Questions
Carol Emory 7 years ago
I actual have a Meme that says "I'm eating for two. Me and my inner b*tch! She likes tacos!"
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#33
Better Not
Laura Martin 7 years ago
That was me in the 70's. Pregnant with a waterbed mattress on the floor. Needed a crane to get up!
Kyleigh Griffin 7 years ago
I'm not pregnant, and won't be for a long time, but this is me every morning even on the weekends.
#34
Baby Brain
Hanneke Legerstee 7 years ago
Still doing this, haven't been pregnant for 6 years! Mum brain is a thing too!
Tiffiny Seemann 7 years ago
Never been pregnant and I do this all the time. I need to either drive my house or live in my car. lol
Šimon Špaček 7 years ago
I was never pregnant for quite obvious reasons. But last week I tried to open my home door with my work badge. And I wondered why it didn't work.
Lynne Paquette 3 years ago
My mother did this and I'm 41. She was so embarrassed. I told her it was okay.
#35
Leftover Cupcakes
Daria B 7 years ago
Ninja Turtles are real! (No, seriously, I'm curious too)
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Candice Ravel 7 years ago
This is a sulcata tortoise and he's had about enough of your s**t ;)
Desiré Yen 7 years ago
Where there's a will there's a way! Don't let anyone steal your dreams. To infinity and beyond or in this case, To infinity and through the wall.
#36
Always Hungry
#37
Easiest Part
Anna Lourie 7 years ago
because the pain is really hard to stand. Some women have it worse, some better. The "drugs" are mostly painkillers.
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#38
Pregnancy Problems
WhatEvenIsLife 7 years ago
I was pregnant at the same time as another woman in my office - we even had the exact same due date. People compared our size CONSTANTLY. I felt really bad for her because, for whatever reason, I'm just a compact pregnant woman. People constantly told me how small I looked. They even made us stand next to each other and took a picture for a side-by-side comparison of how much bigger than me she was. I know everyone meant it as a joke, but I couldn't help thinking it HAD to make her feel at least a little bad. We all know pregnant women get big. Honestly, the constant, repetitive jokes get so old and in some cases can be really insensitive.
Kiki 7 years ago (edited)
Fine, I wont remind you by offering you my seat on the subway. You can't take offense to people noticing you are pregnant and then expect special privileges for it.
Ntosh 7 years ago
You must have had a bad experience in the subway with your sit. You have been commenting about this on a majority of the posts here. Do you mind sharing what happened?
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#39
That's Definitely Enough
Kim Lorton 7 years ago
Girls! Call all those sweet no kid friends that love you se dearly, tell them to pack a. Ag, and plan on. Sing up all night., alone, so you can sleep! Then, call someplace and have someone deliver breakfast for you all! Hot coffee, hot food, fruit and butter and syrup... and sides that are crunchy and fatty and delicious... set it up and go to town. Rather, have the hubs pick it up, grab his and run!
#40
Pregnancy Struggles
#41
Expectations vs. Reality
#42
Detox Glow
Pamela Blue 7 years ago
I'm so glad I had all 3 (healthy) babies before they decided that alcohol was going to kill your kid. Getting DRUNK, might do some damage, but I highly doubt just having a glass of wine with dinner is going to hurt anyone, baby included.
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Amber Cook 7 years ago
When I was pregnant with my 3rd, the smell of beer was amazing to me! Usually it just stinks!
Seananagins 11 months ago
Had a pregnant lady in my rehab. She wanted to make sure she didn't have heroin in her system at birth so they wouldn't take the baby... so she checked in to rehab a week before due date...
#43
It Lasts Forever
Helena R 7 years ago
After having two babies close together in age - being pregnant or breastfeeding for two years straight is exhausting
Nia Loves Art 7 years ago
My aunt is married to a man who is one of 12. His mother would have been pregnant or nursing for a huge portion of her adult life.
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#44
Pregnancy Hormones
Pamela24 7 years ago
I have the same with the period hormones...I've learned over the time (the hard way) not to discuss any "major" relationship issues I feel we have and just wait for the hormones to leave again. And I totally understand it's a different type of thing when you're pregnant.
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
I'm this way on my period. I try to avoid talking to anyone for a few days
#45
Symptoms Of Labour
Nia Loves Art 7 years ago
“Symptom of labor” is a common and correct usage of language.
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Pregnancy Dilemma
Daria B 7 years ago
It doesn't matter whether the glass is half-full or half-empty. It's the bladder that matters.
your name 7 years ago
Its not half full or half empty. The glass is too big. (Shoutout to my dad who told me this as a kid always remembered that in bad times)
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#47
Pregnancy Memes
Bekah Jazmine 7 years ago
This is actually a pair of tights you can buy. They were made as a joke product to ward off rapists haha
Помаже Бог 7 years ago
Yeah, and I remember my grandma told me that during her time, the most famous thing, was for women to have very hairy legs! The more hairy, the sexier, for men, back then (talking about '50's in Serbia/Bosnia). I couldn' t believe it, sometimes when I'm lazy I wish this fashion came back haha
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Seananagins 11 months ago
I already learned how to shave legs to make sure she's not having this as another thing to be self conscious about
Rabite 7 years ago
If you are shaving your legs every morning you might have some other problems.
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Showing Productivity
The Girl on Fire 7 years ago
Well, not true, if you're pregnant. Your body is hard at work forming a baby! I would say that counts as productive...
your name 7 years ago
If I have to pee like crazy during pregnancy I'm afraid to ever have children with my overactive bladder imagine having to pee as often as I do already then to pee more often because I'm with child
#49
It Was No Joke
Nia Loves Art 7 years ago
No, the joke is his girlfriend told him she was pregnant on April 1st and he was hoping it was an April Fools joke.
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Pregnancy Weight
Amanda Ford 7 years ago
I'm the only person I know who lost weight from being pregnant. Of course I gained it all back and then some within about 6 weeks after the baby was born. :(
Jolene Elizabeth Moss 6 years ago
This great. I’m gonna post passive-aggressive shiz like this for the rest of my pregnancy 😂
alloutbikes@yahoo.com 1 year ago
My son is almost 17 years old, but it's still baby fat I have yet to lose.
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What do you think ?
diane a 7 years ago (edited)
Do I sound weird? I never wanted kids, but would have liked to know what it felt like being pregnant - apart from maybe the birth part. Maybe in another life I would have been a surrogate. Give me every drug and epidural and a caesarian. As a woman probably have the same mindset as a male - cannot imagine the pain needed to give birth. I had had a trapped spinal nerve meaning I had to crawl to the bathroom - unable to stand up or walk- i equate childbirth to this
Happiness is Hippo 7 years ago
Hi Diane, I gave birth over 20 years ago and have lived with a trapped spinal nerve for the last 11 years. I can confirm the spinal nerve is totally worse than the child birth. I hope this answers at least one of life's questions for you :)
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Linouchka 99 7 years ago
12 weeks pregnant and I'm not looking forward to relate to these, lol...
Carol Emory 7 years ago
You'll do fine. They have all sorts of things to help you get over the pain of labor. Believe me when I say as you get closer to your due date, you'll grow more impatient.."When's it getting here!!!" Just make sure you have a hospital bag packed for the big day (make sure to include and outfit for the kid..we forgot.) And if you can't pamper yourself any other way, get pedicures. They keep you feeling fantastic and will help you keep your feet looking great when you get to the later months and you haven't seen your feet in a while. Just make sure to find a well ventilated nail salon. Congrats and Good Luck!
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Rhon 7 years ago
People, don’t forget that these are memes, they are going to show the worst of pregnancy for humours sake. I have two children and I loved being pregnant each time. The only time I threw up was from drinking too much water for the scan! I loved watching their movements and feeling their kicks. Labour wasn’t as bad as I expected either because I believed it when people told horror stories! I’d rather go through labour than have a bad back anyday!! At least you end up with something beautiful!
kisyten666 4 years ago
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diane a 7 years ago (edited)
Do I sound weird? I never wanted kids, but would have liked to know what it felt like being pregnant - apart from maybe the birth part. Maybe in another life I would have been a surrogate. Give me every drug and epidural and a caesarian. As a woman probably have the same mindset as a male - cannot imagine the pain needed to give birth. I had had a trapped spinal nerve meaning I had to crawl to the bathroom - unable to stand up or walk- i equate childbirth to this
Happiness is Hippo 7 years ago
Hi Diane, I gave birth over 20 years ago and have lived with a trapped spinal nerve for the last 11 years. I can confirm the spinal nerve is totally worse than the child birth. I hope this answers at least one of life's questions for you :)
Load More Replies... Linouchka 99 7 years ago
12 weeks pregnant and I'm not looking forward to relate to these, lol...
Carol Emory 7 years ago
You'll do fine. They have all sorts of things to help you get over the pain of labor. Believe me when I say as you get closer to your due date, you'll grow more impatient.."When's it getting here!!!" Just make sure you have a hospital bag packed for the big day (make sure to include and outfit for the kid..we forgot.) And if you can't pamper yourself any other way, get pedicures. They keep you feeling fantastic and will help you keep your feet looking great when you get to the later months and you haven't seen your feet in a while. Just make sure to find a well ventilated nail salon. Congrats and Good Luck!
Load More Replies... Rhon 7 years ago
People, don’t forget that these are memes, they are going to show the worst of pregnancy for humours sake. I have two children and I loved being pregnant each time. The only time I threw up was from drinking too much water for the scan! I loved watching their movements and feeling their kicks. Labour wasn’t as bad as I expected either because I believed it when people told horror stories! I’d rather go through labour than have a bad back anyday!! At least you end up with something beautiful!
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