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Being pregnant is no funny joke. Random phantom pains, the inability to hold your bladder, "morning" sickness that hits you in the middle of the night and all the other best meme-worthy nuisances that come with it sure takes their toll. You and your partner have tried everything the doctor suggested, but nothing seems to work. So now you have to mix it up and seek some alternatives.

Since laughter is the best medicine (that is if your bladder lets you laugh without peeing yourself), then nothing can ease your misery better than these hilarious pregnancy jokes and mom memes, compiled by Bored Panda. From coming to terms with body changes to debating whether or not you should slap everyone around you, these funny memes will remind you that the universe hasn't conspired against you and there's still hope. Scroll down to check these mom jokes and upvote your favorites.

#1

I Made This

Otter holding a baby, mimicking the sentiment of funny pregnancy memes with text "I Made This."

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Carrie de Luka
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So ridiculously cute!! Needed a picture like this today. Thank goodness for animals doing randomly adorable things.

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    #2

    Accurate Depiction

    Hairless cat with a grumpy expression, humorously representing pregnancy feelings, sitting on a sofa.

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    #4

    Last Warning

    Funny pregnancy meme about a husband experiencing labor pain through a humorous cultural depiction.

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    Sign You Aren't Ready

    Curved handle pregnancy test meme with humorous text about readiness for motherhood.

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    Nami Tantrum
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or you can pee in a cup and put the test there .. most test have instructions for that to.. but i agree, as a mom, pee on your hand will be your least problem xD

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    #7

    Not Getting Any Smarter

    Two women in a car sharing a funny pregnancy meme about feeling dumb despite having two brains.

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    #10

    It's Never Ok

    Funny pregnancy meme showing silhouettes with text questioning if someone is pregnant.

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    Kiki
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why I would never offer my seat to a woman who looks pregnant because she might just be fat and would take offense. Apparently you are supposed to read a pregnant woman's mind.

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    #14

    Pregnancy Glow

    Pregnancy meme with an orangutan sitting, looking unimpressed, with humorous text about pregnancy expectations.

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    Hans
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right they are, even though you might feel uncomfortable. Your beauty will resonate. (Hans being serious for a change.)

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    #15

    The Greatest Pain

    Doctors assisting a woman in labor, with a funny meme text about comparing labor pain to a man's fever.

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    #16

    Kate vs. Me

    Two side-by-side memes contrasting post-birth appearances; one polished and one exhausted, highlighting funny pregnancy moments.

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    frederic eeckman
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually sad for her. Imagine that she was probably "invited promptly to look great so she can pose for a picture". I'm pretty sure all she wanted was to stay in bed and rest...

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    #18

    Pregnancy Problems

    Funny pregnancy meme with cupcake illustration, joking about nausea and eating.

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    #20

    Third Trimester

    Funny pregnancy meme with a large cat sitting on another, captioned "Third Trimester Sex."

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    #25

    Gathering The Strength

    Funny pregnancy meme featuring a cat sitting on a bed, looking unmotivated.

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    #26

    Treacherous Hormones

    Pregnancy meme of a woman standing outdoors, highlighting hormonal mood swings and cat woes.

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    Cats
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel ya man, I get upset when my cat sits on my sisters lap and I'm not pregnant.

    W. 5
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could not watch any kind of baby or cat tv advertisment ..I'd cry my eyes out.

    Chris Pitch
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the mother of my offspring got upset because we got a fancy block of cheese and she accidentally put it in the freezer.

    danielw
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sister-in-Law kept storing stuff in the freezer. Stuff that wasn't even food. Like the Tivo remote, or her cell phone.

    Kiss Army
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that all the time and I haven't been pregnant for over 17 years!!!

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    #29

    Double Dare You

    Man holding a gun in a funny pregnancy meme about twins.

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    Hans
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...do people really do that? I mean, asking "are you pregnant?" is about the most obtrusive thing already, but asking if someone is getting twins (but for a deliberate insult) is just wrong.

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    #34

    Baby Brain

    Pregnancy meme with a hand holding car keys trying to unlock a house door, highlighting forgetfulness humor.

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    Leftover Cupcakes

    Tortoise crashing through a wall in a funny pregnancy meme about cupcakes in the office kitchen.

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    #38

    Pregnancy Problems

    Pregnancy meme of a cartoon woman with a humorously annoyed expression, holding her belly.

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    #40

    Pregnancy Struggles

    Dripping faucet illustrating a funny pregnancy meme about urgent trips to the bathroom.

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    #41

    Expectations vs. Reality

    Funny pregnancy meme comparing expectations vs reality with a glamorous photo next to a couch lounging scene and snacks.

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    #42

    Detox Glow

    Pregnancy meme featuring a cartoon pregnant woman in a striped dress, holding a green purse with a humorous detox glow caption.

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    #43

    It Lasts Forever

    Pink background with a funny pregnancy meme about feeling pregnant for three years.

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    Helena R
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After having two babies close together in age - being pregnant or breastfeeding for two years straight is exhausting

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    #44

    Pregnancy Hormones

    Cartoon character with skeptical expression, humorous text about pregnancy hormones.

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    Pamela24
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same with the period hormones...I've learned over the time (the hard way) not to discuss any "major" relationship issues I feel we have and just wait for the hormones to leave again. And I totally understand it's a different type of thing when you're pregnant.

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    #46

    Pregnancy Dilemma

    Two drawn glasses illustrating a funny pregnancy dilemma about drinking water and needing to pee quickly.

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter whether the glass is half-full or half-empty. It's the bladder that matters.

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    #47

    Pregnancy Memes

    Funny pregnancy meme showing hairy legs labeled "Third-trimester legs" lying on a bed.

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    Bekah Jazmine
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a pair of tights you can buy. They were made as a joke product to ward off rapists haha

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    #48

    Showing Productivity

    Funny pregnancy meme showing a woman's humorous comment about feeling productive due to frequent bathroom trips.

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    The Girl on Fire
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not true, if you're pregnant. Your body is hard at work forming a baby! I would say that counts as productive...

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    Pregnancy Weight

    Man in office attire making a funny comment about pregnancy weight, referencing a popular meme.

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    Amanda Ford
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the only person I know who lost weight from being pregnant. Of course I gained it all back and then some within about 6 weeks after the baby was born. :(

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