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Being pregnant is no funny joke. Random phantom pains, the inability to hold your bladder, "morning" sickness that hits you in the middle of the night and all the other best meme-worthy nuisances that come with it sure takes their toll. You and your partner have tried everything the doctor suggested, but nothing seems to work. So now you have to mix it up and seek some alternatives.

Since laughter is the best medicine (that is if your bladder lets you laugh without peeing yourself), then nothing can ease your misery better than these hilarious pregnancy jokes and mom memes, compiled by Bored Panda. From coming to terms with body changes to debating whether or not you should slap everyone around you, these funny memes will remind you that the universe hasn't conspired against you and there's still hope. Scroll down to check these mom jokes and upvote your favorites.

#1

I Made This

I Made This

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Carrie de Luka
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So ridiculously cute!! Needed a picture like this today. Thank goodness for animals doing randomly adorable things.

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#2

Accurate Depiction

Accurate Depiction

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#4

Last Warning

Last Warning

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#6

Sign You Aren't Ready

Sign You Aren't Ready

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Nami Tantrum
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or you can pee in a cup and put the test there .. most test have instructions for that to.. but i agree, as a mom, pee on your hand will be your least problem xD

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#7

Not Getting Any Smarter

Not Getting Any Smarter

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#10

It's Never Ok

It's Never Ok

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Kiki
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which is why I would never offer my seat to a woman who looks pregnant because she might just be fat and would take offense. Apparently you are supposed to read a pregnant woman's mind.

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#14

Pregnancy Glow

Pregnancy Glow

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right they are, even though you might feel uncomfortable. Your beauty will resonate. (Hans being serious for a change.)

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#15

The Greatest Pain

The Greatest Pain

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#16

Kate vs. Me

Kate vs. Me

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frederic eeckman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm actually sad for her. Imagine that she was probably "invited promptly to look great so she can pose for a picture". I'm pretty sure all she wanted was to stay in bed and rest...

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#18

Pregnancy Problems

Pregnancy Problems

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#20

Third Trimester

Third Trimester

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#25

Gathering The Strength

Gathering The Strength

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#26

Treacherous Hormones

Treacherous Hormones

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#29

Double Dare You

Double Dare You

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow...do people really do that? I mean, asking "are you pregnant?" is about the most obtrusive thing already, but asking if someone is getting twins (but for a deliberate insult) is just wrong.

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#34

Baby Brain

Baby Brain

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#35

Leftover Cupcakes

Leftover Cupcakes

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#38

Pregnancy Problems

Pregnancy Problems

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#40

Pregnancy Struggles

Pregnancy Struggles

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#41

Expectations vs. Reality

Expectations vs. Reality

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#42

Detox Glow

Detox Glow

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#43

It Lasts Forever

It Lasts Forever

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Helena R
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After having two babies close together in age - being pregnant or breastfeeding for two years straight is exhausting

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#44

Pregnancy Hormones

Pregnancy Hormones

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have the same with the period hormones...I've learned over the time (the hard way) not to discuss any "major" relationship issues I feel we have and just wait for the hormones to leave again. And I totally understand it's a different type of thing when you're pregnant.

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#46

Pregnancy Dilemma

Pregnancy Dilemma

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Daria B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half-full or half-empty. It's the bladder that matters.

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Pregnancy Memes

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Bekah Jazmine
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually a pair of tights you can buy. They were made as a joke product to ward off rapists haha

Помаже Бог
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and I remember my grandma told me that during her time, the most famous thing, was for women to have very hairy legs! The more hairy, the sexier, for men, back then (talking about '50's in Serbia/Bosnia). I couldn' t believe it, sometimes when I'm lazy I wish this fashion came back haha

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Xiaolaohu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the most uncomfortable and awesome pictures I have ever seen. Needed that, sometimes you need fuzzy kitten pictures and sometimes fuzzy legs?

S Bagci
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5 years ago

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That is so gross. I am short and when I was pregnant I was huge ! And I still shaved my legs every single morning up until my water broke. I just don't get it when girls say they can't shave their legs. Yes you can.

Rabite
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are shaving your legs every morning you might have some other problems.

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#48

Showing Productivity

Showing Productivity

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The Girl on Fire
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, not true, if you're pregnant. Your body is hard at work forming a baby! I would say that counts as productive...

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#50

Pregnancy Weight

Pregnancy Weight

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Amanda Ford
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm the only person I know who lost weight from being pregnant. Of course I gained it all back and then some within about 6 weeks after the baby was born. :(

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