So ridiculously cute!! Needed a picture like this today. Thank goodness for animals doing randomly adorable things.

"you look just great, honey!"

Savage, yet effective.

This must have been the most effective birth control method.

I give 10/10.

or you can pee in a cup and put the test there .. most test have instructions for that to.. but i agree, as a mom, pee on your hand will be your least problem xD

This one is poetic.

I love her she's savage

Cat seems fine with it

Which is why I would never offer my seat to a woman who looks pregnant because she might just be fat and would take offense. Apparently you are supposed to read a pregnant woman's mind.

Last time pregnant, an elderly (80+) gentleman in a snazzy hat with a cane came up to me and said: "I'm not supposed to ask unless the baby is shaking my hand, but congratulations."

Oh, I know the answer to this one: when you are a doctor!

the maybe part she wouldn't really be pregnant anymore

I have repeatedly tried to explain this logic to my well meaning, and sweet idiot of a husband. Bless his heart

OMG i laughed so hard at this.... maybe hahaha

My friend has been congratulated and asked three times if she was pregnant! Its her body though, seems to only carry fat on her belly.. the rest of her is thin??

oh to be a panda LoL

It's not a tumor!

Why I'm laughing so hard on this?. Lol

Right they are, even though you might feel uncomfortable. Your beauty will resonate. (Hans being serious for a change.)

Am I the only one weary of this overcome, sexist stereotype?

I'm actually sad for her. Imagine that she was probably "invited promptly to look great so she can pose for a picture". I'm pretty sure all she wanted was to stay in bed and rest...

He looks fabulous :D

Perpetuum mobile. Just the other way around.

That’s one tiny list!

Hans' pro tip: missionary position is not everything.

Also looks like Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

yeah they sleep a lot. ON YOU!

Stewie?

Oh, that IS fabulously cute. Teddy bear!

this me after every shower and I'm not even pregnant

pregnancy or not, this is awful

This is priceless

I laughed way too hard at this one.

Wow...do people really do that? I mean, asking "are you pregnant?" is about the most obtrusive thing already, but asking if someone is getting twins (but for a deliberate insult) is just wrong.

That’s just me every day...

Heh, heh.

"I'm eating for two!"

That's me every morning

Still doing this, haven't been pregnant for 6 years! Mum brain is a thing too!

Anyone please explain this picture in its original context...

That's me and I'm not pregnant

Yes they do. Its called wine.

and then I'll be even more huge :(

with the same psycho smile

Pregnancy or my overactive bladder same feels I assume

instagram VS real life

My sister during her pregnancy "can i just smell the wine?"

After having two babies close together in age - being pregnant or breastfeeding for two years straight is exhausting

I have the same with the period hormones...I've learned over the time (the hard way) not to discuss any "major" relationship issues I feel we have and just wait for the hormones to leave again. And I totally understand it's a different type of thing when you're pregnant.