50 Times People Posted Such Ridiculous Things On “NextDoor” They Deserved To Be Shamed (New Pics)
Nextdoor is an app that allows people to communicate with their neighbors. It's basically Facebook, but for neighborhoods. The company reports that 41.8 million people used their services as of 2023. So, as with any social networking app, all kinds of ridiculousness and mishaps abound.
Luckily, there's a community that collects the wildest things people post on Nextdoor. Petty neighborhood drama is what people on the subreddit live for. "Join us for the dumpster fire!" their description reads. So, Pandas, strap in and get ready for outrageous lawn debates, passive-aggressive pet complaints, and the occasional wholesome post!
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Damn, Nextdoor Hitting The Feels
My New Hobby!
How Long Til I Get Banned. Place Your Bets
This post told no lies. The amount of rudeness servers face is ridiculous. A server is not a slave or miracle worker.
The Nextdoor subreddit has been going strong for almost 10 years. Created in 2015, the group can't boast astronomical numbers, but its 35k hardcore members are definitely passionate and constantly hungry for some neighborhood drama.
The group is not about your run-of-the-mill Nextdoor posts pertaining to real neighborhood issues. They have an immediate disclaimer: "If it's not absurd or hilariously petty, move it to the real Nextdoor." On the subreddit, it's all about watching the dumpster fire at your neighbor's from afar!
Point Made
This Morning 😂
I Found This To Be Awfully Sweet. I Hope She Finds What She’s Looking For
It is really important for older people to have social connections and this is sweet. There is an amazing Australian show called Old People's Home For 4 year olds where they pair older people with 4 year olds and they do activities with them to help with depression, loneliness and mobility. They do testing before and after to see what improvement they have made. There is also an Old People's Home For Teenagers.
The real Nextdoor, on the other hand, dates back to 2011. Its mission was to provide a sense of community and safety to neighborhoods. And in that regard, it mostly succeeds. It can be a great place to sell a couch or find a plumber to fix a leak (although competitors like Facebook's Neighborhoods might steal the spotlight sometimes).
However, the private social network hasn't been without controversies since its inception, especially in the last few years. Some suggest that people's fixations on crime can unnecessarily create a sense of paranoia in communities. Most of the post on Nextdoor are related to crime, yet suburban crime rates in some states (Michigan, for example) are going down.
Return This Sweet Lady's Chickens, Right Now!
Be On The Look Out For A Hot Pink Sweater Mouse. The Best Nextdoor Post Ever
Also if you do find it please consider completing its outfit. I'm thinking maybe a tiny pair of lime green cropped pants?
Be On The Lookout For An Ugly Perp That Is Suddenly Gorgeous!
A 2023 study found that people inaccurately perceive the crime in their neighborhoods due to apps like Nextdoor. The researchers explain that this happens because people make judgements with the information available to them. And, on apps like these, the same rule as in traditional media applies: violent crimes gets a disproportionately bigger amount of coverage.
No Notes
Greatest Exchange I’ve Ever Seen On Nextdoor
Abandoned Vehicle Final Warning
It's usually said that you can't choose family, but the same sometimes goes for neighbors as well. You can't always choose who you live next to, so your best bet is to make do with what you have. Interestingly, relationships with neighbors can be important to our social and mental well-being. For example, one study found that low contact with neighbors results in worse psychological well-being for adults aged 40-70.
This Is Just So Cute!
Found On Nextdoor
I'd be disturbed too if a dog looked at me looking like that. All that's missing is a red balloon
Neighbor Saved From Chicken Coop Now Wants To Find And Thank The Person That Rescued Them
And it's not like we hate our neighbors. In fact, most people say they like the people they live next to. According to a survey by Offerpad, 78% of Americans say they like the people who live near them. However, 60% also admitted that they've feuded with a neighbor at least once before.
Are You The Davinci Of Drains? She Needs You
This Lady Gets It
Don’t Shoot My Autistic Son Plz
The most frequent disagreements neighbors have are about yards and their home exteriors. Some also get into arguments about each other's political and sports affiliations and signs that they choose to put outside of their home. And only 28% said they got in trouble with a neighbor because of something they posted on social media.
I’m Rooting For Her!
If Anyone Knows Nancy Please Tell Her I’m Desperate To Know What Happened
All The Best Hoods Have Great Lawn Care
Researchers also claim that relationships with neighbors are important for our overall health. They provide us with social support, allow us to share resources, and makes us feel secure. Some even posit that a good neighborly relationship is especially beneficial for single people. It provides them with greater satisfaction they derive from their social circles than couples do.
Iykyk
This Person Must Manually Breathe
So this person must not use physical currency at a!!? Calling the cops for a potentially rabid $5.00 bill is a new one on me.
People Shouldn't Mow The Lawn At 10. Am
Um, what do your city ordinances say? You probably ought to check before you complain. Besides, how is the lawn service supposed to know you tied one on last night and now your head is about to fall off? 🤭
But arguments with neighbors are inevitable. So, what should one do when the time to confront them over loud noises past 10 pm comes or those pesky Christmas lights in April start bugging you? Etiquette expert Diane Gottsman says to not approach it with an apology. "'I'm so sorry, I hate to say this to you.' This loses the power," she told CBS.
No And No
I Like Big Parties And I Cannot Lie
Not Sure If It’s A Joke Or For Real
Gottsman also advises to choose your battles wisely. "They should be worthy, and then you should come to the table, addressing them with some dignity," she recommended. You'll neven know the outcome of a confrontation such as this, so always keep in mind that it might make things worse in the long run.
The Comments Are Even Funnier
"Hello, I'd like to report a stubbly-headed guy with a camcorder in the bushes"
Guard Your Emails!
Small Town Problems
And what about you, Pandas? Do you have any humorous or absurd stories about your neighbors? If you belong to any of the neighborhood social networks, please share some petty neighborhood tea! And if you're looking for more gems from Nextdoor, head to our previous post about the subreddit right here!
My Husband Got An Email Alert From Nextdoor For This Event
Still Laughing At This
Update To Yesterday’s Post. A Neighbor Was Offering To Do Portrait Sketches For Free And You Guys Said I Should Do It. Here Are My Kids And I
Sometimes We Should Keep Our Thoughts To Ourselves
I thought the free gutter inspection was somehow the title of this thing 😅
I’m Sorry, But Why Tf Is There A Treadmill In Your Yard To Begin With??
Shame On You For Not Celebrating Halloween
Was this the same jerk who sent me an anonymous email trying to guilt trip me for going out on Halloween because they thought I OWED my neighbors' kids candy??
Well This Is A New One
Ok, but no one has asked the real question.. WTF is she doing with all this leftover gravy?!
Only Fans: pore it over herself for her fans who have a leftover gravy fetish.
Load More Replies...if this is not a joke now it will be. I am going to photo shop my ex- MIL's face and post it around her neighborhood.
Sorry honey, I keep my gravy as long as the mashed potatoes and bread hold out!
... She knows that dog from the old Looney Tunes cartoon, 'Chow Hound' ("WHAT? No GRAVY??!?") - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2c5LizmtLc
I'm not sure I want to know what jello gravy is. Or talcum gravy!
i went aaaaallll the way down the rabbit hole to the original post (since deleted) and one of the commenters said they contacted this woman and someone was pranking her. https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/yk78zn/deleted_by_user/ gravy-pran...75-png.jpg
If this isn't for fetish reasons, this seems like an IDEAL way to get several types of diseases and gastrointestinal issues.
“Talcum gravy”?! What in the everloving Julia Child cookbook is that?! I’m gonna Google it and if it involves actual talcum, which forms with asbestos in it, I’m gonna call 911 in my imagination! ETA: there is no talcum gravy, and I found this: “I messaged this lady on Facebook and she owns a food truck; apparently it's a prank being played on her.” Whew!
Milk gravy (½ stick of butter, ¼ cup of flour, 2 cups of milk) with sliced boiled eggs added. Like sausage gravy but with boiled eggs instead. I have not yet been brave enough to add both eggs and sausage to milk gravy at same time.
Load More Replies...“Cannabis Doesn’t Help Cancer Patients Because People Will Use It For The Wrong Reasons.”
An Update On The Satanic Pinecone Situation In The Woods
Yikes
Halloween Fun Police
Is This For Real?
Texas Education Needs To Be A Littler Better
I'm Starting To Think We Were Too Quick To Stop Covid
On My Local Next Door
Outrage Over House Colors
Not Letting Old People Skip You In Line Makes You Entitled?
Pink Bondage Bear Is The First Horseman Of The Apocalypse
The offensive look I got from my cat as I chuckled loud and long at this bad bear
Its Called The Constitution
Walk Your Kid To School Day
I love Next Door. I never interact, just lurk to read all about the random fox sightings, disrespectful teens, attempted car break-ins, and stolen packages... which inevitably devolves into a non-sequitur and completely off-the-rails political fight in the comment section. 10/10 highly recommend.
What is there to enjoy? The things you describe sound like torture. Or was this sarcasm that WHOOSHED right over my head and now I look like a fool? Argh.
Load More Replies...According to Next Door, my nearest "neighborhood" is three counties over. Utterly useless.
I love Next Door. I never interact, just lurk to read all about the random fox sightings, disrespectful teens, attempted car break-ins, and stolen packages... which inevitably devolves into a non-sequitur and completely off-the-rails political fight in the comment section. 10/10 highly recommend.
What is there to enjoy? The things you describe sound like torture. Or was this sarcasm that WHOOSHED right over my head and now I look like a fool? Argh.
Load More Replies...According to Next Door, my nearest "neighborhood" is three counties over. Utterly useless.