And that's how you treat your four-legged best friend! He's got your back, you got his. No leaving him behind.

Make one of a person figure..voodoo style

This post told no lies. The amount of rudeness servers face is ridiculous. A server is not a slave or miracle worker.

This is a must!!

Aw, that puppy is doing his job!! What a Shepard 💞

It is really important for older people to have social connections and this is sweet. There is an amazing Australian show called Old People's Home For 4 year olds where they pair older people with 4 year olds and they do activities with them to help with depression, loneliness and mobility. They do testing before and after to see what improvement they have made. There is also an Old People's Home For Teenagers.

For the love of....those r her babies

Also if you do find it please consider completing its outfit. I'm thinking maybe a tiny pair of lime green cropped pants?

🤣 Too funny!

Mr. Rogers was a saint!! He served his time, told when he was feeding the fish for the blind girl , n taught me that coats/cardigans go on the hook

Raymond had a valid point.

Better have registration n insurance along w drivers license to pick up at the nearest towing yard

That is a wonderful idea.

I'd be disturbed too if a dog looked at me looking like that. All that's missing is a red balloon

I wonder if it will be chicken?

I would love to hear your angsty middle school poetry

My life sucks sooo bad. Can I have some free stuff now?

She shouldnt have any problems.

You're living in the wrong neighborhood if you have to warn people not to shoot strangers.

Hmm. The mystery deepens... I wonder what Nancy speculated. 🤔

Yep she is crazy

"Quit tempting me you sexy, sexy men! 😘 "

So this person must not use physical currency at a!!? Calling the cops for a potentially rabid $5.00 bill is a new one on me.

Um, what do your city ordinances say? You probably ought to check before you complain. Besides, how is the lawn service supposed to know you tied one on last night and now your head is about to fall off? 🤭

Baby Got Back!

Ahh, yess, The HellFarts, most dangerous gang terrorizing crowds with beans and eggs. I heard their methods are rather niffy

He's got it backwards who the entitled, wanting a free ride is here. 🤦‍♀️

"Hello, I'd like to report a stubbly-headed guy with a camcorder in the bushes"

It just makes common sense to do all that work so someone else can get paid. 🤣

Why do people assume when a stock is gone that it was only because a single person made a bulk purchase. 🤔🤷‍♀️

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I'm guessing you missed the email about The Prequel, then?

Great. Now my laughing woke the cat. OP deserves a 🫡

Well that's swell that u contributed to his ambitions! Maybe not picture perfect but hey, that's great😁

Was this the same jerk who sent me an anonymous email trying to guilt trip me for going out on Halloween because they thought I OWED my neighbors' kids candy??

Or taking their own kids trick or treating?

My lights were off this Halloween evening. Because I was sitting in the hospital's ER with my best friend, who had collapsed in a store's parking lot and went down like a felled tree. Thank God, there was no concussion, but I didn't get him home until midnight. Pity - this year I had loaded up on full size candy bars, genuine German and Belgian chocolate.

OR maybe schools should quit making kid go door to door doing fund raising.

Maybe they hate the ‘new generation’

Hi, yes, I work nights and am usually sleeping during T&T hours. I will not answer the door to hand out candy. Thank you.

I have no words.

Or maybe they just do care about you and your annoying brats.

Who's ever heard of leftover gravy?!

I thought the free gutter inspection was somehow the title of this thing 😅

So u didn't put a treadmill on ur yard to gift away for free? Were you using it in ur front yard?

Good thing Cathy wasn't taking about marijuana

Oh no, some children made a fairy garden, call the FBI post haste.

Yeah, don't do it.

I wasn't aware Halloween had a Scrooge too

Oh dear . . . .

Your public school failed to teach you English.

OP name checks out.

Holy pooooooooop!