And that's how you treat your four-legged best friend! He's got your back, you got his. No leaving him behind.

This post told no lies. The amount of rudeness servers face is ridiculous. A server is not a slave or miracle worker.

Make one of a person figure..voodoo style

Aw, that puppy is doing his job!! What a Shepard 💞

Also if you do find it please consider completing its outfit. I'm thinking maybe a tiny pair of lime green cropped pants?

For the love of....those r her babies

Better have registration n insurance along w drivers license to pick up at the nearest towing yard

🤣 Too funny!

I would love to hear your angsty middle school poetry

Looks way too judgmental.

That is a wonderful idea.

Mr. Rogers was a saint!! He served his time, told when he was feeding the fish for the blind girl , n taught me that coats/cardigans go on the hook

Raymond had a valid point.

I wonder if it will be chicken?

What did Nancy do? Come on, spi!l the beans. (I will see myself out)

Ahh, yess, The HellFarts, most dangerous gang terrorizing crowds with beans and eggs. I heard their methods are rather niffy

So this person must not use physical currency at a!!? Calling the cops for a potentially rabid $5.00 bill is a new one on me.

Do all American homeowneers reallly care about this kind of thing or is this a rare instance? I don't understand how someone living on your street can have any say in what you do with your own property.

She shouldnt have any problems.

It just makes common sense to do all that work so someone else can get paid. 🤣

It is really important for older people to have social connections and this is sweet. There is an amazing Australian show called Old People's Home For 4 year olds where they pair older people with 4 year olds and they do activities with them to help with depression, loneliness and mobility. They do testing before and after to see what improvement they have made. There is also an Old People's Home For Teenagers.

So u didn't put a treadmill on ur yard to gift away for free? Were you using it in ur front yard?

Great. Now my laughing woke the cat. OP deserves a 🫡

Well that's swell that u contributed to his ambitions! Maybe not picture perfect but hey, that's great😁

You're living in the wrong neighborhood if you have to warn people not to shoot strangers.

My life sucks sooo bad. Can I have some free stuff now?

"Hello, I'd like to report a stubbly-headed guy with a camcorder in the bushes"

Um, what do your city ordinances say? You probably ought to check before you complain. Besides, how is the lawn service supposed to know you tied one on last night and now your head is about to fall off? 🤭

Why do people assume when a stock is gone that it was only because a single person made a bulk purchase. 🤔🤷‍♀️

Yep she is crazy

no, you're just criticizing people who don't have kids. Knock it off.

He's got it backwards who the entitled, wanting a free ride is here. 🤦‍♀️

Fairy ring 🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️

Yeah, don't do it.

Because not every parent can walk the entire distance, but still want to somewhat participate. 🤷‍♀️

I wasn't aware Halloween had a Scrooge too

Was this the same jerk who sent me an anonymous email trying to guilt trip me for going out on Halloween because they thought I OWED my neighbors' kids candy??

Noo, just nooo...

"Quit tempting me you sexy, sexy men! 😘 "

see if you can join?

OP name checks out.

Good thing Cathy wasn't taking about marijuana

Your public school failed to teach you English.

I thought the free gutter inspection was somehow the title of this thing 😅

😂

Might have been all they had to give. Better than turning the kid away.

Holy pooooooooop!

Hitting kids just makes them see you as someone to be afraid of. It also means that they'll likely act out even more, or learn more underhanded ways of misbehaving. And they'll probably start hitting other kids at school.

“Please do your part to protect the environment.” Like not using chemicals? I hate people like this. Hopefully they work closely with Roundup often.

eurgh

Don't let it get you down. I'm sure someone else will do a proper job of it.

This guy ready is unhinged and MAD AS HELL. Ha ha keep it up ND monitors.

Huh? Say what??