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Whether or not to have children is one of the most important decisions you’ll ever make in life. But even if you’re the biggest family person in town, you can’t deny that there are moments when you wonder if your kid might be moonlighting as a demon in disguise, sent to torment you. Maybe they spat a chicken nugget right into your morning coffee, destroyed your expensive camera, or tore up their allowance, angry you didn’t give ‘em more cash.

It’s moments like this that can make someone reconsider parenthood. And it’s exactly this feeling that the spicily named, humor-focused ‘Living Condom Advertisements’ subreddit aims to capture. It’s an online community that’s dedicated to sharing examples of children behaving in the very worst, entitled, and yucky way possible. Check out the worst offenders below. Keep in mind, Pandas, that the r/KidsAreCondomAds subreddit focuses entirely on comedy, not hate.

Bored Panda got in touch with the friendly team running the subreddit, and one of its moderators, redditor u/neuroticsmurf, was kind enough to share their thoughts on the community, humor, and what they'd tell overwhelmed parents. "The idea behind the community was always to appreciate the humor in the toughest of parenting moments," they said. You can check out the full interview below.

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$25.00-$30.00 Down The Shitter!

$25.00-$30.00 Down The Shitter!

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EP
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I looooovvvveee that reply…. “Keep it and give him a piece back anytime he asks for money.” That’s A LOT of pieces… that game could go on for a satisfying amount of time. LOVE this! 😈

Nay Wilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he was my kid he’d never get an allowance again. You want to behave badly, there will be consequences

down quark
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are we seriously downvoting Sarel for saying “that’s a bit extreme?” I’m not saying I agree with them, but seriously? They could get temporarily banned just for not agreeing with Nay. Things like this don’t deserve to be downvoted.

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David Martin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, I'm gonna be "that guy" and start by saying WHEN I WAS A CHILD, my allowance was $5 a week and it felt amazing. If this kid can't appreciate however much that is (clearly more than 5!), let him go a month or two with zero money, and see if he learns to be happy with what he gets later

RainWingRoyal
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a teen, and I currently get $5 a week, and that's more than enough for me! I've learned a lot of important skills from that, so any allowance is enough allowance!

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Robert T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd get the sellotape out. I love jigsaws. The bank will take the notes if more than 50% of the note can be reconstructed and the serial number made out. The kid will be grounded for life. ;-)

MeowZer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the whole reason I came to the comment section. Thank you haha

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malaixa
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe there's a deeper issue at play that needs to be addressed. Or maybe they're just a little devil in training. Who knows? Either way, it's certainly a situation that calls for some creative parenting techniques.

Sandy D
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He'd never again get allowance. I'd still but basic clothing and school needs, but nothing neon necessary stuff. He be wearing inexpensive clothing, regardless if it's what he likes, same for everything else until the braţ understood the cost of things and value of money.

Ziggyc
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh well he has no allowance, unless he choses to stick it all back together

Riley Quinn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd very carefully tape it, bring it to the bank for replacement, then keep it in my wallet until I needed it for myself. Oh, and as far as receiving any future allowance... when hell freezes over.

Bernd Herbert
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Germany you could bring that to the Federal bank and they'd give you new bills.

Private Caller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He obviously doesn't understand the value of money. So why is he given allowance?

Sherry Marie Golden
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No allowance for the next three months.Then you get half of what you were getting for the three months after that.

inkpen-waxwings
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never gotten an allowance in my life and if this kid is unhappy with $25 (at least) than boohoo for him I'd never give him another allowance

Sinclair13
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would rip it up in the even smaller pieces then make him tape it back together and then keep it

Tee Rat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give them a prepaid Visa card after spending all but a dollar.

Iblowsheep_V3.2
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

here's what I would have gotten " OH. YOU don't like the amount, okay then how does ZERO work? Now clean this up, and you have to do "enter s****y chore" to pay me back....oh and you are grounded for 2 weeks!" well AFTER the slap to the back of my head that is.

Paul Werner
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is an opportunity for a learning experience, whatever that means

HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My allowance was about $2 for a month when I was young. Enough to buy a fair lot of stuff, but alas not now

Mad McQueen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Deduct it from every allowance until refunded. And give him a scrap of it for every bday an at Xmas. To remind him he was a poo head entitled poo

Victoria Silvas
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would make an art piece and embarassed the living heck out of him.

I just work here
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's his money, he chose to spend it on a hissy fit instead of something that he wanted. So.....

Adrienne Kushner
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd take it to the bank and explain what happened. It probably happens more than you think. From now on, give your child a quarter a week until he learns his lesson. It is really hard to tear up a metal coin.

Nancy Lynch
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this happens to anyone, save as much it as you can ( more than half) especially the serial number. You can take the pieces with the serial number to a bank and get a replacement. The bank will send the pieces to the Treasury Department and make a note that this was destroyed, then send a replacement to your bank. (Or credit union)

Roy Phillips
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bills that have been destroyed will be replaced by the Feds. In fact, "as long as more than half of the original note is clearly present—and it doesn’t take special examination to determine the note’s value—a commercial bank can then include the note in its deposit to the Federal Reserve." That means, this money is still good, even if the kid who destroyed it, maybe not so much.

MAKtheknife
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tape it all together and bring it to the bank. Then fire the child. Or maybe you can't do that.

Sandra Llewelyn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Consider the way I was bringing up a child that was this bad mannered and entitled - it's the parents fault not the child's.

Pumpkinpi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids these days are so entitled. Like I had chores and I NEVER got an allowance so if my parents had given me anything I’d be overjoyed!

Michelle Smith
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, I couldn’t come up with anything better than Hatim’s response

Gypsy Lee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Their first mistake was giving this kid any money to begin with. Make him earn every cent. Maybe then he’ll appreciate what he has.

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majandess
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The idea of tearing up money because it wasn't enough is so alien to me.

elijah fisher
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there's at least one 20 in there i have a full time job and i think i have $15 to my name

Huddo's sister
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously don't give back that money and dock them up to the amount they wanted to receive

Jenn C
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is your allowance, you're not getting any more until next week. Here are the pieces in a bag and a roll of tape.

Saundra Parker
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Easy, tell him/it that you've found torn-up money that you gave him. Ask why it was torn up and wait for the answer. After it has finished telling you what it did and why-ask it to sit while you decide what you're going to do. Make the creature wait for an hour or more. Come back in the room and w/out any anger tell the creature that you are disappointed in its lack of appreciation and let said creature know that you will not give it allowance for a-very-long-time and should you resume giving allowance again-you want the money to be appreciated and not be torn up or tossed on the ground. Pick up the pieces and keep them; take your sweet time taping the money back together and give the taped money to the small human larvae (when you choose to resume giving an allowance) again.

dab
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i think you can send it to the secret service, they investigate for the federal reserve... or somebody does... maybe

Frances Mooney
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You MAY be able to tae the parts together and recover the value at a bank. Worth a try.(or just take the pieces)

David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as a practical person I would tape it back together and take it to my bank and exchange it. For the spoiled little s...t.. no allowance for a while. Also maybe something involving wooden stakes, honey and an ant hill.

Roy Briggs
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would've been either spanked or grounded and would lose the privilege of an allowance

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We were interested to learn more about the idea behind the r/KidsAreCondomAds subreddit, and moderator u/neuroticsmurf told us all about it. According to them, the focus lies on learning to appreciate the humor in some of the toughest parenting moments you'll ever run into.

"Those moments when your kids exasperate you so much, you begin to question whether you made the right choice to become a parent in the first place," the mod told Bored Panda.

"When you look back on those moments with the benefit of hindsight, they’re usually pretty funny. They were awful at the time, but tragedy + time = comedy!" the redditor urged everyone to look at these sorts of situations from a broader perspective.

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This Made Me Laugh A Little Too Hard

This Made Me Laugh A Little Too Hard

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Humor is an incredibly powerful thing that can help turn even the gloomiest situation into something palatable. Moderator u/neuroticsmurf shared a story from their school days with us that shows this.

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"When I was in high school, I had a friend who wasn't a great student. Each time our algebra teacher handed back our graded quizzes, my friend would take a look at his grade, let out a defeated chuckle, and just bury his head on his desk. Our teacher finally asked him why he always laughed. She didn't think his grades were very funny. In response, he said, 'Well, I can't cry about it.' No one is going to hate a kid for being a kid. But we can laugh about it," they told Bored Panda.

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Half-Eaten-Chicken-Nugget-Soup

Half-Eaten-Chicken-Nugget-Soup

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Coffee, Now Including Ammonia And Urea!

Coffee, Now Including Ammonia And Urea!

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Meanwhile, the mod also had some advice for new parents who feel entirely overwhelmed, overstressed, and exhausted beyond belief. "When you have a moment as a parent that makes you question your decision not to wear a condom that time long ago, close your eyes, take a deep breath, and consider what a great story you’ll be able to tell at your kid's wedding someday," they pointed out that having a long-term view can help parents see the comedic aspect of it all.

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"And remember: Stories are always best accompanied by pictures, so get that camera phone out!" they urged everyone to share these moments of others to help turn tension and stress into laughter. 

As we’ve covered on Bored Panda before, actually wanting to be a parent is one of the things that will help you get through the toughest of times. In other words, you have to enjoy the idea of being a mom or a dad. Otherwise, you might feel frustrated and even resent your kids for having to put them first, well, pretty much all of the time. To oversimplify things a tad, nobody enjoys being forced to do something that they dislike, whether it’s parenting or anything else.

And though parenting is incredibly rewarding, any of your bleary-eyed, tousle-haired friends will tell you that it can be beyond exhausting. They’re not just juggling parenting and housework. They’re also likely working, trying to maintain a semblance of social life, taking care of their health, and using the few moments of leisure they have to remind themselves that, hey, they have hobbies and passions like everyone else.

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We Found My Wife’s Phone In The Toilet Yesterday. We Weren’t Sure Which Of Our Three Kids Put It There.......until My Wife Scrolled Through Her Pictures Today

We Found My Wife’s Phone In The Toilet Yesterday. We Weren’t Sure Which Of Our Three Kids Put It There.......until My Wife Scrolled Through Her Pictures Today

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S**t Like This Is Why I'm Not Taking Advice From Those Parenting Books

S**t Like This Is Why I'm Not Taking Advice From Those Parenting Books

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Oh Boy

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, the kid was probably just trying to get a cool shot like he’s seen online. It’s not his fault he didn’t know it wasn’t waterproof. It’s just a shame that camera was ruined. Doesn’t mean the kid is ‘hellspawn’

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From a practical standpoint, what really helps is knowing how to ask for help. Talk to your partner about dividing up the housework more fairly or them looking after the kids while you take a half-day to unwind. You can then reciprocate once you’re feeling like a human being again. Remember, you're supposed to be a team, not a solo superhero.

If your partner is just as overwhelmed as you are, talk to your family and friends—maybe they could do a spot of babysitting so the both of you can get some well-deserved sleep or go on a date night. If everyone’s busy, consider hiring a nanny. It shouldn’t be seen as a weakness that you want a small break from being a mom or dad. You’re a parent, yes, but you’re not just a parent. And it bodes well to remember that you’re not doing anyone any favors if you’re sacrificing everything for the family and working yourself to exhaustion.

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How Did He Even Get His Head In There??

How Did He Even Get His Head In There??

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate to laugh when he is clearly scared… but we know he’s fine and this is pretty funny. Why is this the case. I would stick my head in the railing of my stairs and then never could get it back out. How? How does it go one way but not the other. The lesson is also…. Never learned. Honestly did it again and again. It just looks too fun.

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Durex With The Smart Advertising

Durex With The Smart Advertising

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Originally founded in May 2020, the r/KidsAreCondomAds subreddit currently has 27.4k members. According to the information shared on the sub, the online group is now “under new management."

The group primarily focuses on showing the humorous side of misbehaving kids, and there’s plenty of that to go around. It can make you really respect the amount of patience and perseverance that parents have (or it can temporarily put you off from having kids at all).

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Tity

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Natty Tempest
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An 8 year old with a search history? Call me a boomer, but kids need to be watched and net nannies need to be installed!

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White Brownies

White Brownies

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Before you start posting random memes and screenshots, you’ve got to familiarize yourself with a few rules. Thankfully, there are only a few. The team running the ‘Living Condom Advertisements’ sub explains that the content that’s shared has to go beyond kids “just being stupid.”

“We want kids destroying people's things, making messes, misbehaving, etc. We want moments that make you not want kids/regret having them,” they point out.

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My Toddler Found A White Ink Pad And Immediately Turned Into Saruman

My Toddler Found A White Ink Pad And Immediately Turned Into Saruman

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My 11 Month Old Son Just Hit Me In The Face With His Toy And Broke My Tooth In Half

My 11 Month Old Son Just Hit Me In The Face With His Toy And Broke My Tooth In Half

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Christian Golden
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like seeing the mother's love come through in this unfortunate moment. The kid has a good mom.

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Me And The Baby Powder

Me And The Baby Powder

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha I did this once when I was a toddler. Just in my room though, definitely not in the heater

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Meanwhile, all the members of the community are urged to be kind to each other. There’s no need to be a jerk when there’s so much comical content to share. What’s more, you should strive to post original stuff—don’t share anything that’s already been posted within the last three months.

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The moderators also stress the fact that the sub is all about humor. “Take the hatred elsewhere,” they point out that there’s a zero-tolerance approach to child hatred.

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Too Late For Birth Control

Too Late For Birth Control

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Sounds About Right

Sounds About Right

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Kids Trash Thrift Shop's Toy Section, Parents Don't Care

Kids Trash Thrift Shop's Toy Section, Parents Don't Care

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just as much, if not more, the parents being hellspawns. I feel sorry for the children being raised by such atrocious parents

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What really helps weather the jaw-droppingly awful moments featured in this list is shifting your perspective and focusing on the silver lining. Namely, the humorous side of things. Sure, you might have just realized that your munchkin is more like a goblin than an innocent angel, but if you manage to laugh when things get tough, you’re effectively saying ‘no’ to stress and anxiety.

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Let's Paint The TV! Great Idea

Let's Paint The TV! Great Idea

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not paint, that's Sudocrem. They pretend it's for diaperrash, but in reality it's for kids to smear all over the place. I have seen cars, little sisters, couches and a cat getting fully covered in this concoction from hell.

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Ultimate Logic

Ultimate Logic

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best thing you can do for the environment and the future of our planet is to not have kids. Here's 63 examples of why this is such a good idea.

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What you do next will depend a lot on your parenting style. There are four main ones: authoritarian, authoritative, permissive, and uninvolved. Though all families are unique and there are no one-size-fits-all answers, authoritative parenting is generally the best out of the four because it leads to kids growing up to be self-reliant, cooperative, friendly, and achievement-oriented.

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Dad I Saw Them Do This At The Gas Station

Dad I Saw Them Do This At The Gas Station

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All The S**t My Son Has Put Down The Air Conditioning Vent In The Last 6 Years

All The S**t My Son Has Put Down The Air Conditioning Vent In The Last 6 Years

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My literal nightmare. The vent was calling to him…. Feed me a trinket. It makes sense to me. Looks like feeding a meter. Looks like fun. Now I want to go do it too!!

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This style focuses on moms and dads setting firm limits for children while also valuing being nurturing, responsive, and supportive. Authoritative parents explain what the rules are like and why they’re like that and they’re open to listening to their kids’ points of view (even if they might not accept it). Clarity and a mix between firmness and friendliness are key here.

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I Don't Think He Will Be Trusted With Technology For A While

I Don't Think He Will Be Trusted With Technology For A While

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Repost But I Think It Belongs In This Sub

Repost But I Think It Belongs In This Sub

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Natty Tempest
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if he has hair on them he is old enough to understand ownership. Also old enough for him and his balls to be grounded!

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Which of these pics made you laugh and cringe the hardest, Pandas? Do you have any kids of your own? What do you do when they make a massive mess? We'd love to hear your thoughts, so drop by the comment section. And feel free to vent or share some similar stories, too.

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A Condom A Day Keeps The Children Away

A Condom A Day Keeps The Children Away

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I stoped taking pictures like this, the album is full of this. Bread, fruit, nuggets, chips.

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#32

My 7 Year Old Just Broke Something I’ve Had Since I Was Younger Than Him

My 7 Year Old Just Broke Something I’ve Had Since I Was Younger Than Him

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And There Go All The Saving For College

And There Go All The Saving For College

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That Goth Demon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHO THE FÜCK LETS THEIR CHILD AROUND SCISSORS AND LEAVES THEM ALONE? THIS IS PARTLY THE PARENTS FAULT

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Thank You Children Very Cool

Thank You Children Very Cool

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Natty Tempest
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell them "this is why you won't get Xmas presents" and see what they say inatead

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My Kid Was Playing Workshop While I Fixed The Garage Door Yesterday. Super Glad I Checked My Shoe Before Putting It On

My Kid Was Playing Workshop While I Fixed The Garage Door Yesterday. Super Glad I Checked My Shoe Before Putting It On

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EarthGrowl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Argg... You know the little turd did it because they thought it would be funny

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Grabby Grabby

Grabby Grabby

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When me and my baby brother were younger we used to hold onto my dad's beard and use it to pull ourselves up

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He’s Sonic

He’s Sonic

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Finally Found My Missing AirPods! It Turns Out My Daughter (4 Yr) Got Ahold Of Them And Put Them In The Toaster

Finally Found My Missing AirPods! It Turns Out My Daughter (4 Yr) Got Ahold Of Them And Put Them In The Toaster

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This Kid In Home Depot

This Kid In Home Depot

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Mint Sauce
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The irony is that the people who'd probably make the best parents are the one who don't want kids.......

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I Gave My 10 Y Old Bro My Laptop Which He Needed For “School”. Punched It While Playing Fortnite…

I Gave My 10 Y Old Bro My Laptop Which He Needed For “School”. Punched It While Playing Fortnite…

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He wouldn't be touching a computer till he was 16 and his allowance would go to fixing it

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My Beautiful Children (2/4) Drew Me A Picture.... On My Car.... With Rocks

My Beautiful Children (2/4) Drew Me A Picture.... On My Car.... With Rocks

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My father-in-law had a 68 camaro that he took to shows. Gdad insisted on taking my 3 year old down to the shop to help him work on the Camaro. My child was returned 20 minutes later after beating on the car door with a screwdriver

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#44

3-Year Old Poured A Can Of Soda Into My $2k PC

3-Year Old Poured A Can Of Soda Into My $2k PC

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Just... Why?

Just... Why?

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#47

Fucking Stupid Kid Starts Pulling Out Passenger's Leg Hairs

Fucking Stupid Kid Starts Pulling Out Passenger's Leg Hairs

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#48

Yay, So Much Fun... Thanks, Kids

Yay, So Much Fun... Thanks, Kids

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That isn't a quiet thing... What the heck were the parents (apparent photographer) doing?

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#49

But They‘Re Like, So Worth It

But They‘Re Like, So Worth It

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Skateboarding In The Kitchen

Skateboarding In The Kitchen

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Tamra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So yeah, just watch and take photos. 🙄. This is your fault, not the kid's.

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#52

I Give Him His Own Pot Of Dirt To Water Now, After He Waterboarded My Poor Succulents To Death

I Give Him His Own Pot Of Dirt To Water Now, After He Waterboarded My Poor Succulents To Death

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Tammy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So instead of teaching the child how to grow a plat, you trick them? Cool, cool, cool.

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Gave Her A Banana, Turned Around To See This. Terrifying

Gave Her A Banana, Turned Around To See This. Terrifying

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#54

[oc] Why I Couldn't Get Any Sleep Last Night:

[oc] Why I Couldn't Get Any Sleep Last Night:

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#56

My Daughter Had My Wife’s Phone On A Long Car Ride. She Ordered All The Barbie Dream Houses From Amazon

My Daughter Had My Wife’s Phone On A Long Car Ride. She Ordered All The Barbie Dream Houses From Amazon

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EarthGrowl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Send them back. Kids have to learn money doesn't grow on trees

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#57

My 4 Year Old Sister And 2 Yea Old Brother Decided It Was A Great Idea To Put Nutella All Over The Living Room

My 4 Year Old Sister And 2 Yea Old Brother Decided It Was A Great Idea To Put Nutella All Over The Living Room

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Corvus
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Be glad it's not some other brown substance that can be smeared on walls :D

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#59

Smelled Gas In My House Open Oven Just To Find My Controller Extra Burned. Thanks Toddler

Smelled Gas In My House Open Oven Just To Find My Controller Extra Burned. Thanks Toddler

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You Hated That Planter Anyway

You Hated That Planter Anyway

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#61

Why Would You Choose To Have A Child

Why Would You Choose To Have A Child

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Old Roadie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pfffft. It's only powder. Heard my toddler son giggling in the kitchen and peeked around the corner to see him in the middle of the tile floor with nursery jar of vaseline. He was slathered in the stuff. Bolted to get it from him and realized floor was also slathered ... ... ... did vaudeville-worthy slide across the kitchen, into the laundry room, and smack against the wall. Fell over. My boy was still giggling as I slid by...

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Never Have Children

Never Have Children

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So I Went To Pee And I Comeback With My Little Brother Who Had Scissors And My Charzard And He Cut It

So I Went To Pee And I Comeback With My Little Brother Who Had Scissors And My Charzard And He Cut It

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