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All dogs start as small adorable puppies that perfectly fit in our laps. But they grow. They grow fast. And sometimes, they grow really big. But that doesn’t stop them from curling up in the best place in the whole world - on you.

Do you have dogs that are not quite as small as they believe? Share pictures here!

#1

I Found Me A Lap Dog

I Found Me A Lap Dog

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Marzo Florida
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always feel sad when I read these bc Im a dog person with no dog to snuggle with 😔

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#3

He Decided That He Identifies As A Lap Dog

He Decided That He Identifies As A Lap Dog

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Two Months Off The Race Track And My Adopted Greyhound Is Still Trying To Understand What Being A Lap Dog Is All About

Two Months Off The Race Track And My Adopted Greyhound Is Still Trying To Understand What Being A Lap Dog Is All About

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Meagan Martin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too cute! My grey doesn't do laps...or even couches! (We've tried.) But he gives the best face hugs. :)

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#5

She Firmly Believes She's A Lap Dog...

She Firmly Believes She's A Lap Dog...

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He Loves Giving Kisses To His Momma😘

He Loves Giving Kisses To His Momma😘

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TheRubyFalcon
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a gigantic dog. I know others are probably bigger, but this one is all... TALL!

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#7

Paddy Our 18 Month Newfoundland Just Wants To Be Cuddled!

Paddy Our 18 Month Newfoundland Just Wants To Be Cuddled!

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#8

She Isn't A Baby Anymore, But She's Still My Lap Dog... I'm 6 1/2 Feet Tall

She Isn't A Baby Anymore, But She's Still My Lap Dog... I'm 6 1/2 Feet Tall

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#9

He Started As A Meatball, Now He Is A Meatloaf!

He Started As A Meatball, Now He Is A Meatloaf!

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#11

Once My Baby Always My Baby. I've Had Him Since He Was 20lbs And He's Currently 110 And Growing

Once My Baby Always My Baby. I've Had Him Since He Was 20lbs And He's Currently 110 And Growing

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#12

She Sits On My Lap Every Time She Sees Me :)

She Sits On My Lap Every Time She Sees Me :)

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N G
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In this photo, you don't see the chair, you see a nice lady with her 2 loving dogs

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#13

Lap Dog, Lap Cat, Just Enjoy The Shine And Don't Care About Haters.be What You Are!

Lap Dog, Lap Cat, Just Enjoy The Shine And Don't Care About Haters.be What You Are!

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#15

Leo One Of Our Danes Sits Like This Every Night, Poor Dad!

Leo One Of Our Danes Sits Like This Every Night, Poor Dad!

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#17

100 Lbs Of Lap Dog.

100 Lbs Of Lap Dog.

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Ai-Ling Logan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What breed? Looks a bit like my rhodesian, but hard to tell if it has a ridge from this angle....

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#19

Isabelle Our Dane Watching Tv With Dad.

Isabelle Our Dane Watching Tv With Dad.

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#20

My Moosie. Still A Little Guy At Heart Even Though He's 160lbs.

My Moosie. Still A Little Guy At Heart Even Though He's 160lbs.

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#21

I Didn't Want To Grade Those Essays Anyway.

I Didn't Want To Grade Those Essays Anyway.

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Caroline Helies
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rub, rub. "Your fkin's fo foft..." I don't know why I feel this dog would talk like that lol.

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#22

#little Man's Best Friend

#little Man's Best Friend

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#23

Be Lap Dog Whenever My Dad Sits On The Floor 😊😊

Be Lap Dog Whenever My Dad Sits On The Floor 😊😊

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#24

She Likes To Sit Next To Me Like This, All The Time.

She Likes To Sit Next To Me Like This, All The Time.

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#25

My One Year Old Pitbull

My One Year Old Pitbull

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Kim Lorton
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look at that wonderfully adorable face! Kinda goofy and sweep you off your feet happy face!

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#26

I'm Under There Somewhere...

I'm Under There Somewhere...

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#27

The Recliner Hadn't Given In... Sp Everything Must Be Fine Here.. 😝

The Recliner Hadn't Given In... Sp Everything Must Be Fine Here.. 😝

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#28

He Got Off My Brothers Lap And Stared At Me While I Tried To Take This But You Get The Idea

He Got Off My Brothers Lap And Stared At Me While I Tried To Take This But You Get The Idea

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Allana Rose
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a German Shepard named Tasha years ago. I raised her from 8 weeks old and she was always in my lap as a puppy. She too never outgrew the need to be as close to me as possible, even when she was 80 pds and did not fit! *L* Best dog I ever had.

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#29

Little Boy With His Friend@@@

Little Boy With His Friend@@@

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#30

Not Only Does My Black Russian Have A For The Couch; He Has A Nose For Fine Cape Wines Too.

Not Only Does My Black Russian Have A For The Couch; He Has A Nose For Fine Cape Wines Too.

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#31

These Two Are My Dad And My Boxerdog Max Who Recently Passed Away

These Two Are My Dad And My Boxerdog Max Who Recently Passed Away

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#32

She'll Keep Working Her Way Up 🤣

She'll Keep Working Her Way Up 🤣

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#33

Still Thinks He's A Lap Dog At 40kg

Still Thinks He's A Lap Dog At 40kg

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Chris Lynch
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's called a neuter. Responsible pet owners do this for many reasons. One being pet overpopulation and the thoysands of dogs euthanized daily. Another are health reasons. If neutered before 6 months, they are almost 100% not going to get prostate cancer or issues. They are less likely to fight. They are less likely to try and break away to find a mate or wonder away. They are also less likely to lift their leg on everything in your home. How do people not know about this in 2017?

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#35

7 Month Old 70lb German Shepherd Who Thinks He's A Lap Puppy

7 Month Old 70lb German Shepherd Who Thinks He's A Lap Puppy

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#36

My Siberian Husky Kai Snuggling At Bedtime

My Siberian Husky Kai Snuggling At Bedtime

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#37

I Didn't Want To Have Feeling In My Legs Anyway

I Didn't Want To Have Feeling In My Legs Anyway

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#38

He Was One In This Picture. He's Grown A Little Since.

He Was One In This Picture. He's Grown A Little Since.

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#39

Henderson Trying To Steal My Seat

Henderson Trying To Steal My Seat

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#40

He Thinks He's A Cat At 120 Lbs...

He Thinks He's A Cat At 120 Lbs...

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#43

Daddy's Boy! Loki Our Saluki/greyhound X 27 Kilos Of Cuddles!

Daddy's Boy! Loki Our Saluki/greyhound X 27 Kilos Of Cuddles!

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#44

Molly Sitting On Me And The Other Half Is Laying On My Daughter

Molly Sitting On Me And The Other Half Is Laying On My Daughter

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Mark Dickinson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is the life two owners, twice the loving and I can lay on them both

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#45

Mine Can't Sit On My Lap Cause He Is Bigger Than Me

Mine Can't Sit On My Lap Cause He Is Bigger Than Me

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#46

75lb Pitbull Who Thought She Was Supposed To Be Up There

75lb Pitbull Who Thought She Was Supposed To Be Up There

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#47

This Is My Nans Bull Mastive Duke He Slobers And Loves To Play Also Sit On My Lap

This Is My Nans Bull Mastive Duke He Slobers And Loves To Play Also Sit On My Lap

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#48

Her Favorite Place Since Her Were Puppy

Her Favorite Place Since Her Were Puppy

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Lydia Klingele
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Generally villains stroke a persian cat for effect. I like this better.

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Hi There My Name Is Lisa & This Is My Sweet Little Boy Isaac I Adopted Him When He Was 6 Weeks Old He Is 13 Years Old But He Is & All Ways Will Be Momma's Little Baby I Love Him Moor Then Life It's Self 🐾

Hi There My Name Is Lisa & This Is My Sweet Little Boy Isaac I Adopted Him When He Was 6 Weeks Old He Is 13 Years Old But He Is & All Ways Will Be Momma's Little Baby I Love Him Moor Then Life It's Self 🐾

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Nahla O'Rourke
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

6 weeks? In the U.K. It's illegal to take a pup from their mother until they're 8 weeks old.

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#53

He Is Only Four Months Old Lol

He Is Only Four Months Old Lol

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#54

Pick Me Up! It's Nbd, Right?!

Pick Me Up! It's Nbd, Right?!

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#55

She Is Four Years Old Now, And Still Enjoys Sitting On Me, Instead Of Sitting Anywhere Else :)

She Is Four Years Old Now, And Still Enjoys Sitting On Me, Instead Of Sitting Anywhere Else :)

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#56

He Only Weighs 250 Pounds...to Her 120!

He Only Weighs 250 Pounds...to Her 120!

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MaryKate Dempsey
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But she will never be cold. I also doubt anyone will try to come too close to her. My 175# Dane is lying on my leg and paw on book. Don't read, Mom.

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#57

Medium Sized Lap Dog

Medium Sized Lap Dog

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Audrey Martin
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can see the look on his /her face, I'm here and I'm not moving 😄

#59

This Is My Nans Wipit Jade She Sits On M Solder

This Is My Nans Wipit Jade She Sits On M Solder

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#60

Watching Tv With Daddy

Watching Tv With Daddy

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#61

My 13 Yr Old Son Is Under There Somewhere...

My 13 Yr Old Son Is Under There Somewhere...

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Audrey Martin
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, I can just about see him, though I guess he's probably about 19 now.🙂 I would hope that he still has his friend, but as a former Dane owner, I fear he hadn't 🥲

#63

He Wants To Watch Tv With Me...err...i Mean 'for' Me!

He Wants To Watch Tv With Me...err...i Mean 'for' Me!

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Audrey Martin
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just about see you. Like...just one of your eyes! What breed is he?

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#65

Turbo Has Taken Tyson's Favorite Lap. Tyson Is Not Amused.

Turbo Has Taken Tyson's Favorite Lap. Tyson Is Not Amused.

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Audrey Martin
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's saying "Usurper, young upstart, you're way out of line "🤣

#66

She Wasn't Even Full Size At This Point!

She Wasn't Even Full Size At This Point!

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#67

My Big Baby!

My Big Baby!

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Chloe Is *supposedly* 8 Years Old. We Adopted Her 2 Months Ago, And She Is Positive That She Is Everyone's "baby".

Chloe Is *supposedly* 8 Years Old. We Adopted Her 2 Months Ago, And She Is Positive That She Is Everyone's "baby".

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#69

My Morning When I Decide To Sleep In... Two 100lb Dogs Trying To Get As Close As Possible To Me!

My Morning When I Decide To Sleep In... Two 100lb Dogs Trying To Get As Close As Possible To Me!

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Audrey Martin
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wasn't sure what I was looking at for a moment. I think one's a Doberman and the other is....maybe a mop?🤣

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My Boo, Boo The 120 Lb Lap Baby, He Thinks He Is The Size Of His Brudders!!

My Boo, Boo The 120 Lb Lap Baby, He Thinks He Is The Size Of His Brudders!!

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#71

My 120+ Lbs Daniff Karma Who Thinks She Owns Mea

My 120+ Lbs Daniff Karma Who Thinks She Owns Mea

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#72

Sooo He's My Lapdog And Psychiatrist At Once, As It Seems.

Sooo He's My Lapdog And Psychiatrist At Once, As It Seems.

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#73

Is This Not How You Do It?

Is This Not How You Do It?

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#74

Not A Lap Dog, She Is A Scarf!

Not A Lap Dog, She Is A Scarf!

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#75

Tigger, The Lap Dog

Tigger, The Lap Dog

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#76

Mathias, He's Only A Puppy

Mathias, He's Only A Puppy

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#77

"i Don't Care If I'm Uncomfortable, I Just Want To Lay On Your Lap" - Ruya, 3yrs

"i Don't Care If I'm Uncomfortable, I Just Want To Lay On Your Lap" - Ruya, 3yrs

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This Is My Nans Wipit Jade She Sits On M Solder

This Is My Nans Wipit Jade She Sits On M Solder

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