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Funny, inappropriate, clean doesn’t matter! Post a joke! The I’m gonna post is a tad inappropriate but it doesn’t matter what you post! Post a meme if u want! Meme or joke doesn’t matter! Maximum effort!
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#1
Ok here’s my joke(a bit inappropriate)
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend. He hires a hitman and says to shoot his wife in the head and his best friend in the b@ll$. The hitman says he charges 10,000 per bullet. The man says that’s fine. They set up across from the apartment the wife and friend are in. He hitman looks through the scope and says “ I can save you 10,000 dollars”. 😎😁
Let me know if you get it! Can’t wait to see your comments!
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#2
I accidentally spilled spot remover on my dog. I still can’t find him.
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#3
I have a kinda dark joke that I love to tell people
Well I have two. Please don't be too offended because i am an orphan and i find it funny...
1- Whats the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked
2- Whats the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
A boomerang comes back
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#4
Q) What’s the difference between me, my mom, and my dad? A) Dad didn’t beat cancer
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What do you think ?
Nico Roby (She / They) 1 year ago
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
Nico Roby (She / They) 1 year ago
What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? Same time next month?
Nico Roby (She / They) 1 year ago
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
Nico Roby (She / They) 1 year ago
What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? Same time next month?
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