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Does eating an apple a day really keep the doctor away? What about lightning striking in the same place more than twice if it is made out of certain material? These questions arise when someone throws you one of the good old sayings to make a certain point or just to show some general domestic wisdom. But do they actually make sense?

Reddit users on their popular group r/AskReddit with over 32.7m members decided to actually debunk all of the sayings that we have been hearing so often. One of the community members, u/OptionsTrader14, dropped the question ‘What popular sayings are actually bulls***?’ Bored Panda selected the best answers so you can vote for your favorites.

Morte info: Reddit

#1

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False "What does not kill you makes you stronger."

Statistically that which almost kills you leaves you weaker, with PTSD, and medical bills.

On a brighter note, whatever kills you,makes you dead.

vapeshaker , Flickr Report

#2

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False 'Money can't buy happiness'.

The saying itself is true enough - it's about greed and it is meant to mean that however much wealth you have you can't buy your way to happiness. Being a millionaire, or a billionaire won't necessarily make you happy.

However, people badly misuse it almost as a refrain for those who are destitute - as if they don't deserve any more and it won't make them happy. It's that which is utter bulls***.

Because, being able to afford healthcare, to feed your family, a roof over your head and to not everyday have a gnawing, desperate anxiety and unending stress about whether you can afford to live each week will make someone a f***-ton happier than the alternative. And that's nothing to do with greed.

Undrcovrcloakndaggr , Flickr Report

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#3

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False Sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me.

Wounds heal, but words can crush a spirit. They hurt far worse.

AichSmize , Flickr Report

#4

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False “It takes two to fight.” Not if someone is intent on bullying/harassing someone else. The policy where both people are punished is grossly unfair.

bdsk , Flickr Report

#5

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False Sleep like a baby. A more accurate description for it would be pissed the bed twice and woke up screaming

Frostwing349 , Flickr Report

#6

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False The customer is always right.

Rockzilla78 , Flickr Report

#7

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False "You can't teach an old dog new tricks."

As long as you are alive, you are capable of learning.

Hacrimonious , Flickr Report

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#8

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False "If you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best"

Basically emotionally manipulating people to live with your s*** because you may give them something better someday. Highly recommend considering breaking off these kind of people from your life.

_iNoctis , Flickr Report

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#9

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False "Don't judge a book by its cover"

That cover has one damn job and it's to convey to me what is in the book so I don't have to read all 600 pages to know if it was my cook book or Harry Potter.

browner87 , Flickr Report

#10

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False 'If you are born poor, then it is not your fault. But if you die poor, then it is your fault!!' Please tell that to a hardworking person with 3 jobs and still very POOR!!

fakegengar , Flickr Report

#11

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False Everything happens for a reason.

215Tina , Flickr Report

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#12

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False “Love is never having to say you’re sorry.” I think from the movie, Love Story. Stupid and ridiculous.

lifeparttwo , Flickr Report

#13

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False Time heals all wounds. No. Not all. At least not in 1 lifetime.

For some wounds, they never heal, just only dulled.

upsize_popiah , Flickr Report

#14

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False Happy wife happy life. Both people need to be happy in a relationship. Happy spouse happy house.

Mythradites , Flickr Report

#15

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False 'The lightning never strikes twice in the same spot'

Yes, it does. Especially if that spot is a high metal structure, it will be struck twice, even more than just two times.

ATF0 , Flickr Report

#16

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False "Rome wasn't built in a day." People often forget the whole quote, or just don't know it as I never hear it: "Rome wasn't built in a day, but they were laying bricks every hour"

Puddingmonster , Flickr Report

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#17

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False “Cheaters never win”.

They often do. Doesn’t mean cheating should be encouraged though.

NonPinkPinkPanther , Flickr Report

#18

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False "Follow your hEaRt 💕"

..... uh yeah, my heart's kinda suuuuper dumb sometimes

top_of_the_stair , Flickr Report

#19

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False Not bulls*** but wrong. People always seem to say "I could care less" but its supposed to be "I couldn't care less"

kate05_ , Flickr Report

#20

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False "Curiosity killed the cat" its not even the full saying, it ends with "satisfaction brought him back" but people still go with the first line only

Blue_Baron6451 , Flickr Report

#21

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False People only use 10% of their brains.

Crapital_Prunishment , Flickr Report

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#22

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False "Flattery will get you nowhere!"

The opposite is more true in my experience.

-eDgAR- , Flickr Report

#23

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" it's literally impossible and that's the point lol

Faegirl22 , Flickr Report

#24

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False The past year it has been "We're in this together."

Tough_Steak , Flickr Report

#25

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False “Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.” This quote was originally a promotional slogan.

Zyndrl , Flickr Report

#26

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False “There are no dumb questions”

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#27

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

Well, I do what I love and I'm an unemployed alcoholic. Somehow, I don't think whoever said that first had this in mind...

crackhousebob , Flickr Report

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#28

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False “Everything will be okay” bruh no, just no. It’s not gonna be okay, nor does everything always turn out okay in the end.

AwesomeRailfanning , Flickr Report

#29

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False Good things happen to those who wait

pupo4 , Flickr Report

#30

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False Basically, as has been pointed out, many of the common sayings we use only use part of the actual idiom. My personal cringe inducing one is "Great minds think alike, though fools seldom differ."

The second half means the exact opposite of just saying "Great minds think alike.."

This seems to be the case with a lot of our usage.

bona-nox , Flickr Report

#31

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False There's someone for everyone.

DeathSpiral321 , Flickr Report

#32

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False "An apple a day keeps the doctor away!"

F***, the older I get, the more I wish it were that simple.

sloopieone , Flickr Report

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#33

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False Crime doesn't pay.

Louie-H-K , Flickr Report

#34

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False Turn your hobby into a career.

Seenjsk , Flickr Report

#35

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False I before E except after C

your-playboy , Flickr Report

#36

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False It is what it is..

No it isnt.. YOU MADE THAT WAY TOM!

SupaMonroeGuy , Flickr Report

#37

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False “You never know”.

Sometimes you do.

MilesBennettDyson101 , Flickr Report

#38

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False If you keep doing that son, you will go blind.

GGDevious , Flickr Report

#39

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False That'll buff right out.

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#40

40 Popular Sayings Getting Roasted By People Online For Being False Live laugh love

eureka_kun , Flickr Report