Luke, I am your father and I have your token.

RIP :-(

Nice!

So much more historical correct.

Pee I smell, ride I must.

Eat raisins. Even if you don’t like raisins. Even if you’re allergic to raisins. Did you eat the raisins? Good. You can feel it already, can’t you? Your mind shriveling up like a grape. Those weren’t normal raisins, you newly minted dunce. All grapes everywhere changed. We have changed. I ate the NEW grapes. Everyone that ate grapes are finding the last of you, and giving you the NEW raisins. Now come, my pretty cattle. I might just keep you.

Why is everyone else looking all downbeat and homeless, but she's looking light she came straight out of the salon wearing her brand new uniform?

Looks like it's from a dark alternative, where he fails to defeat Voldemort and spends the rest of his life on the run.

“Why can’t you fly home?” “I was in a fight, and got sprayed with a Kryptonite mist.” “Oh. I see. Is that dangerous to humans?” “No. It shouldn’t be. Why?” “Because I feel a little sick standing right next to you, and I didn’t before I walked up.” “Oh. OH. I may have a new problem.” “What?” “Whenever I’m in a fight and Kryptonite gets involved, I always use public transportation.” “I would love to be able to keep talking to you, Superman, but I don’t think it’ll be good for my health.”

Why is he shirtless?

the phone!

Doesn't appear to be aware of you, but he is just waiting for you to start something

When his suit is EMP'd out and he can't even call a cab because his wallet is in his other pants.

Lady behind him "do not stare. do not stare. do not, am I staring? nope, do not stare..."

Coney Island was good today ;))

That's Harry from the Hendersons

Does she look a little like Kim Kardashian, or is that just me? :D

There was tragedy aboard the subway today when a train derailed, then kept going another five miles before plunging into the ocean. There was only one survivor, who had this to say: “I like this a lot more than the other place, but I wish it was less narrow. But I think I’ll still bring my stuff from the human world in here. I never thought I’d be lucky enough to get an entire train.” Well there you have it. Even in a place of death, we are already seeing new life. Up next: King Triton is declaring war on any nation that launches cruise ships. More tonight at 11.

Looks more like Superboy

I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'm really sorry but... *Elsa

The dude in the reflection... A SITH!

I gonna stand over there....far from that free place..

Riding the subway all the time, looks like put some weight on Spidey.

Nightmare fuel

Uh, not fictional

Why are all the lord of the rings wizards so... shirtless?

This is actually “Gettin’ to a Street Fight”. It’s just like Street Fighter, but you have to start at the beginning of each fighter’s day. There’s no guarantee that a fight will happen.

All these superheroes are having really bad days.

why does he have nipples and abs

Who?