"Have completely unhealthy food and nobody bats an eye, tell someone the ice cream machine is broken and everyone loses their mind!"

He ... kind of reminds me of Ford Prefect? From Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Is it the eyes?

Henry Ford... literally...this brand was named after a person...

ok but like dilf energy

classic ford

A very 1950s connotation, sort of like "The Marlboro Man".

Ford would have a belt buckle with the Ford logo on it

He looks laid back and down-to-earth. Considering Henry Ford promoted antisemitism (to the extent of influencing the Nazis) and how he had his company dictate how his employees should conduct themselves in their private lives, this doesn't seem to fit. I don't know what the company is like now, but being fair and being down-to-earth would best be applied to some other brand.

this is cool!

Exactly as i imagined it

Nails it

love this one!

The lil monster tattoo

My favorite! It captures the soda well!

This maybe applies to the "bullie" (old VW busses), but the current brand image is vastly different. You could rather show managers cheating on exhaust protocols...

He looks like what i think raphael santiago from the shadowhunters series would look like

This one's pretty good!

Wendy's definitely has a sharp tongued, witty and edgy social media team. But I'm sure why her boobs are popping out ¯\_(°_o)_/¯

all the fast food companies look scary

if someone handed me a barqs, just out of the blue, it'd probably be this guy

Nice!

him and the McDonalds clown should get together and paint Gotham red

Elon musk is a cat girl though. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1055653541317042177?lang=en

I don't see Coca-Cola as being this fancy.

Just how I would see Kia as a person

He is very dry becuase he keeps forgetting his moisturizer

Now im hungry... thanks

I am not sure how worthy Jeep are of this rugged depiction of the brand. In the UK, they mostly used for the school run. I don't know so much about America, but I am currently reading a novel where a Grand Cherokee SLI is the car of choice of the boss of a Drug cartel.

I like they put the Dr part in it

Awww she kinda looks like from cars as a human! :D

That looks like pewdiepie

It's the hair

Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

Why does this person have a band aid on their cheek?

I like this one!

What is it with the cigarettes???