DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

If they just put the print the other way...

Parade of d***s all the way to parliament

My mom's slogan!

That is some killer red mascara!

A minion turned to the dark side

Minion.EXE

One word comes to mind... Redrum!

>:)->:( uhudhudhvuidhvdhviohivh n ...,blood spashes evreywhere

evil straberry juice minion

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i want to get this for my sister to scare her

Minion horror edition

oh gosh, RUN, get out of here, go faster than Sonic and Dash Parr combined, RUNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Looks like he is bleeding out his eyes!

I saw these at the store today....I had seen this already. I shuddered.

somebody call the Vatican!

I hope their insurance is up to date!

being half east indian I think I am gonna get myself a copy and figure out why I'm so weird

What goes in, must come out.

Ouch!

Here in NL there is a wine shop called Grapedistrict. There was one opposite my house and the light of the G didnt work. So for a month or so I lived opposite Rapedistrict...

Bring your own suction cups.

Lol, imagine that escalator on a busy day

A face only a fairy godmother could love XD

Hehe thisone is in Budapest, here that was still under construction, now it's 100% ready, and you don't have to bunnyhop anymore.:)

So that's why my dinners tasted so bad?

Looks like some kids took over, or someone was severely constipated!

Hits the nail on the head... and then ties a rope to it

Omg. Even if it didn't look like it says a**l a**s, that just practically impossible to read! Total design fail!

Couldn`t stop wanting to drive this!

It's a golf ball, the joke is it's camouflage, you won't be able to find your ball

Obviously for a unicycle wheelchair. They were all the rage in the 50s.

Swings past the toilet but not your spouse's knees!

Sieg Heil!

Holy...

Maybe it's a really big black-head

The Class you take for extra credits after black history.

Number One in Number Two.

That's the claustrophobic's nightmare!

You'd better do something about that acne.

The dental office is on the 2th floor.

Thats a WIN.

Donald F**k

to erase the point

It's only for the REALLY BIG floods.

Seen these at the airport. Likely a sign beside it explaining it is for unopened liquids that are too big to get through security. Actually a neat idea.

Lol no, 普洱茶 which you pronounce it as 'Pu-er' in Chinese is a very healthy tea that dose indeed help with digestion (+ other health benefits). Reason why it is called 'Pu'er' is because the tea originated from Pu'er city located in Yunnan Province in China, hence Pu'er tea. Its other name is 滇青茶 which means 'Yunnan green tea'.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

This is exactly what my bathroom was like when I moved in. Two months into my lease, they had to replace the toilet! Needless to say, I now have a little less counter space.

I never knew that about Chevy Chase.

Looks like somebody had a lot of "time" on their hands....

That is just wrong on so many levels...

You had one job ...

Why must ice bear have such a dirty mind

Not with a hammer