I've read some of Ryan's tweets. He IS funny. BTW I'm his BIGGEST fan. ooooo-57bb...4b7a07.jpg

Let's just pause a moment and imagine him at the baptismal font, holding his niece mid service AND responding to tweets on his phone! :D

he is handling these like a true canadian I am so proud I would probably say why tf are you so goddamn f****d up

A tangled wild dolphin? I forget.... Is that the one that involve a midget gimp and bondage ropes?

No need to choke anyone. Green Lantern was torture enough.

....someone draw a diagram of this scenario?

I only think of 'appendix' as an organ.

He seems to have a lot of time on his hands

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It's best not to actually mark the graves...

They're sugar pills, right? Tell me they're sugar pills.