The correct response towards anyone meddling in what is none of their business.

Who remembers the blue oyster bar from police academy?

"Haha don't we all" lol

She should have asserted dominance by opening a jar herself in front of her mom

The problem is not the pink egg but the mom

To be fair, a lot of women could buy one-for-all but don't and the variety for "male" body care grows.

To be fair, there are plenty of languages where names do have a gender.

If my aunt was here, she’d say ‘makeup’. I’m not even a girl, I was AFAB, she doesn’t know that though, and for t he past 3 Christmases and my birthdays, she’s only gave me makeup-

How is yellow a gay colour?

....is that elephant ok? Is that normal for them to do that?

A male mail man

ahhh i think thats worse than period pains *ow* and last time i checked... i have two ankles

It's true, though. Holding your face together is the only thing preventing his XY-jaw from dragging along the floor, with his XY-knuckles. Plus, he has bonus nose-picking modality this way.

How I can tell that this guy has a small penis? Because there is nothing telling what sex he is when he wears pants.

how can a meal be too girly? I don't get it?

unbelievable, makes me so angry

It gets even scarier in fragrance commercials for men that show women sniffing at that stuff...

I dunno. I bought men’s deodorant for years because I’d rather smell like “cool sport rush” over “fell in vat of flowers”.

Cool Sport Rush is Sweat, Adrenaline and Steroids

like bro idek what cologne is even supposed to smell like. to me it just smells like a buisness place

And if we use a certain brand of razor we will be able to fly fighter jets, woman use their version of that razor, and they can walk in the park with their equally-shaved female friends.

Most of the men in my life smell of motor oil. I dont think there's a fragrance called "Overheating Scania "

And this is why I only buy women cosmetics. I hate the artificial stinks in products for men.

My brother was mocked for liking coconut smell.

only cancel culture is seeing this. men wear what they want.

I have more of a problem with Lynx Africa. It is an assault to ones senses.

true and most of them are nasty, too strong / sharp

ah yes, such a good smelling concept, wouldnt 'cool sport rush' be sweat?? like, when youre rushing/sport playing, and need to cool down, your body sweats, therefore, cool sport rush, means SWEAT

Mine is ocean reef….

My dads cologne is "apollo" scent I still cant not explain what that smells like

women scents: coconut lavender etc....men scents:lumberjack wood sport muscle stuff

Just think how much money they would make if they had a scent like "clean man sweat." The sexiest scent in the known universe is the scent of a clean man doing yardwork. Undertones of new mown hay is a major plus.

It's cocaine but they'll kick you out of the Olympics if you get caught.

It’s your choice. As a man I wear jo Malone’s grapefruit Eau de Toilette or use Floris’ Lavender shower gel because they smell fresh. Wear what you like the smell of I say

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f that i wear secret! Its strong enough for a man

My husband knows the smell of Vanilla or Lavander, and he also knows pastel collors ( I just know collors). These people are crazy...

I'd like to have the scent of an Icy Winter Blizzard

I think this is supposed to represent the 500m speedskating sprint.

The blue lines Sportacus kicks up when he runs.

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Cool sport rush = body odour and sweat. Not the nice male smell, the one that develops when hygiene is something that happens to other people.

I love the chocolate stuff, yet wondering why it's designed "for men"

I prefer the scents of "concepts" over the lavender and vanilla scents.

Scary

Pink tax

You should not be angry because people lacks of knowledge. Flamingos are pink, many fishes are blue... Just teach them instead of getting angry which leads to nowhere

Real men don't go out of their way for street signs, the street signs scarper out of the way.

I am bothered by the door handles, too.

Or maybe it's from our periods (ok I'll show myself out)

wtf i use that toothpaste and i use men's deodorent and its not to strong for my fragile feminine teeth or under arms this makes me so mad

Chewbacca thiccc