30 Posts That Made People Say, ‘Please, May I Have A Crumb Of Context’

Ambiguity is inevitable. So when people run into it in everyday life, they often rely on their own assumptions, prior experience, or personal biases to fill in the gaps.

Found an anonymous "Thank You" note on the fridge? It's probably your partner expressing gratitude for the lunch you prepped them and not the ghost living under the bed. Noticed an abandoned umbrella in the park? Probably some absent-minded romantic left it there, and not Mary Poppins.

But too few cues can lead to confusion, a notion that the Facebook group 'Please, may I have a Crumb of Context?' successfully illustrates again and again, as its members share random pictures that raise more questions than they provide answers.

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Tiggy Darling 10 months ago

It was trying for 88 mph.

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Batwench Premium 10 months ago

As a curse, it’s original.

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Paul Scheermeijer 10 months ago

Photobomb

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249points

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Marzipanda 10 months ago

That's twisted

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Jeff White 10 months ago

Brilliant. I've always wanted to know also.

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NapQueen 10 months ago (edited)

They tried to buy eggs and flour under the age of 18, and now the police are quacking down on antisocial behaviour.

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Full of Giggles 10 months ago

I’m guessing Wales is being plagued by feral teenagers egging houses.

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Ovata Acronicta 10 months ago

This is actually why the children are not allowed to buy eggs.

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Paul Scheermeijer 10 months ago

SH*T

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Telepathetic 10 months ago

Sh*t On You

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Little Wonder 10 months ago

Sounds like something someone with a truck full of overnight baguettes would say.

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NapQueen 10 months ago

Is that....a turkey??

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Poorpenny 10 months ago (edited)

Misconstrued reference to an 80's anti-drug ad, in an attempt to be sarcastic.

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NapQueen 10 months ago

But I wanna know what happened!!

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Mark 10 months ago

You’re too young, you wouldn’t understand the politics that led to the November 14th Cheezit battle

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Michael Largey 10 months ago (edited)

This was to keep away those missionaries who were coming to the cafeteria and asking the students if they had found Cheez-its.

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Lady Gypsy Rain 10 months ago

Could be related to what happened in the bathroom last night

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Abby Gayle 10 months ago

My bet is instead of a food fight, some kid brought in twenty boxes filled to the brim of Cheezits, unopened, and gave them to as many people as possible. Those people, who had gotten their hands on those boxes of Cheezits, all got angry at the other people who were trying to take their Cheezits, and so they decided to have a Cheezit fight. Cheezits were thrown everywhere, resulting in many trips to the nurse's office. This incident happened on November 14th, when on November 15th, the nurse, out of fury because she had to treat like 30-something kids, made this sign and plastered it everywhere. So, that led to the end of Cheezits in the cafeteria. (took me a while but I made it lol)

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Thecla Geraghty 10 months ago

And what about The Noodle Incident?

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Maggz Bennett 10 months ago

They are made in Abersoch out of eggs and flour and all the chefs are only 17....

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The Original Bruno 10 months ago

Cheezits the feds!

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Zaphod 10 months ago

Food fight.

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Jj321 10 months ago

Cheezits are very flickable.

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 10 months ago

Me too!

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Jahl 10 months ago

I want to be part of the reason it's no longer allowed 😜

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Abel 10 months ago

We want to know what happened that day!

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Liss Reins(Queen/YourMajesty) 10 months ago

Just cheez-its though? Still allowed to have better cheddar's, nips, any other kind of cracker? Whatever happened with the cheez-its, the door is still open for it to repeat itself with some off brand cheesy cracker

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Aim 10 months ago

The Cheez-its turned on us..... We were the delicious snack... WE WERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Warpath81 10 months ago

Ritz and triscit allowed with permit

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Dying_Rainbow 10 months ago

Teenage girls using the dust as fake tan again? God I thought we'd left the 00's behind! 😂

3points

THE DERP 10 months ago (edited)

The Cheez-It Indecent of 23'

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madeline 10 months ago

Let me explain: (i'm not 100% sure but this is my hypothesis) When I was in middle school, we had to have a school wide announcement because some kids were snorting cheez-its and goldfish.. yeah...

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Karen Krause 10 months ago

I can understand Cheetos, but Cheez-Its?

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Tams21 10 months ago

I bet whoever was responsible is very proud of them having to put a sign. As well they should.

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Louise B 10 months ago

Um that's my birthday. Aw what did I do? t's also King Charles' birthday, so whatever happened it was probably him not me.

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Edda Kamphues 10 months ago

Food fight!!!

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Steven Meyer 10 months ago

Cheez-it fight!!

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Lavern Defazio 10 months ago

A day that will live in infamy.

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Tiny Dancer 10 months ago

If someone didn't yell, "Cheez-it, the cops!", at some point during said incident, I'll be very disappointed.

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Diana LaMotte 10 months ago

Ok, I won't being Cheez-its in, but, now I want to know WTF

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Ivan Petrov 10 months ago

Why is there a random medicine tablet in the lower left corner?

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Brian N 10 months ago

There will be ceremonies about the incident on November 14th

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Emily Tennant-Sheen 10 months ago

Aw man

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Leanne Hailes 10 months ago

Someone always has to ruin it 😕

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Ozymandias73 10 months ago

What about Saltines?

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Khavrinen 10 months ago

"The Cheez-it Incident". Possibly related to "The Noodle Incident".

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D Wall 10 months ago

At least the word “incident“ isn’t capitalized.

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eMpTy 10 months ago

Chee Zits.

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Little Wonder 10 months ago

Women's cricket, brought to you by Cthulhu.

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 10 months ago

If only it was that easy.

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ADJ 10 months ago

Anyone care to calculate how many s**t particles there are per square centimeter of fruit?

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Mihran Hovnanian 10 months ago

would be interesting if there was also a trampoline on the ceiling

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NapQueen 10 months ago

"Tomber dans les pommes" which translates from French into English as "falling in the apples"....basically it means to faint :) I think this bird is demonstrating that 😂

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