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As a curse, it’s original.

Photobomb

That's twisted

Brilliant. I've always wanted to know also.

They tried to buy eggs and flour under the age of 18, and now the police are quacking down on antisocial behaviour.

I’m guessing Wales is being plagued by feral teenagers egging houses.

This is actually why the children are not allowed to buy eggs.

SH*T

I Really don't want Any context for this and I wish eye bleach for the staff who had to deal with 😞 But it riles me that the selfish actions of one affect all the rest of us. Certain medical conditions require quick access to loos and can prevent people like myself from being able to go to that location if no other loos are available 😔

You said "bathroom" 3 times. Bathroom genie will now appear to clean your... Wait! Where's the bathroom?!

looks like the shït hit the fan

I used to work for a fast food restaurant attached to a gas station that also had some amenities for long haul truckers (i.e. A couple showers, room to sit and eat or relax in with a TV) and there were a few incidents of people passing out in the bathrooms after overdosing on street drugs and definitely had teens using it to smoke marijuana. For a time only the truck drivers or restaurant employees were allowed use of the facilities.

Fentanyl addicts tend to use public bathrooms to get high. They either pass out or die after taking it, which ties up the bathroom for quite a long time. "This is why we can't have nice things."

Plot twist: it was 2020, so it all started because they ran out of TP.

Hmm, do tell more.

Actually retailers of a certain size are mandated to the United States to have so many bathrooms. I mean, what do they want people to do, go into one of those coat carousels, and lay s**t on the carpet? I mean, when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Well time to pee on the floor 😔

Retail worker here. Someone smoked drugs in the bathroom and smeared feces all over the place. The bathroom was out of commission for a week.

We have kinda done the same thing at work, at least for the next week or so. We are all tired of clogged toilets.

Someone stole the the bathrooms!!

Some people with mental illness have to paint the bathroom with their s**t.

I feel sorry for the staff.

Someone took the p**s now others won't be able to.

Explosive diarrhea?

I've worked for a public library before and restrooms were temporarily closed long enough for the facilities folks to patch up some vagrant-made glory holes in the men's room stalls. Ominous what could've prompted a *permanent* closure. 😮

The seven dirty words you can't say on television apply here.

I see these and I often think couldn't somebody with better handwriting and spatial awareness have written this?

Sh*t On You

Sounds like something someone with a truck full of overnight baguettes would say.

Is that....a turkey??

Misconstrued reference to an 80's anti-drug ad, in an attempt to be sarcastic.

But I wanna know what happened!!

Women's cricket, brought to you by Cthulhu.

If only it was that easy.

Anyone care to calculate how many s**t particles there are per square centimeter of fruit?

would be interesting if there was also a trampoline on the ceiling

"Tomber dans les pommes" which translates from French into English as "falling in the apples"....basically it means to faint :) I think this bird is demonstrating that 😂

Chinese head trap is a new thing apparently.

Ehh nope

Du, Du hast, Du hast mich :p

Rubber baby boatie bumpers.

...cause tomorrow you'll get scrambled.

Per Ozzy Osbourne, I thought it was "You gotta hear this f****** guy!" He was referring to a 9 y.o. Japanese kid play the guitar on Crazy Train.

Banana for scale for the spoon.

"YES WE ARE" (sung to the tune of Bob the Builder)

"...I didn't have enough thread"

Archery targets