‘Please Hesitate To Reach Out’: 50 Pics That Are Beyond Bizarre And Ridiculously Confusing
Like car crashes or burning buildings, there are certain images that simply draw our eyes towards them. And as the spooky season approaches, it’s the perfect time to dive into images that creep us out even when we can’t exactly put our finger on why.
The “Please Hesitate” Instagram page gathers images that are unnerving, weird, and perhaps a little bit cursed. So get comfortable, draw the blinds, light some candles, and get to scrolling. Be sure to upvote your favorite posts and comment your thoughts below.
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"Dang it, guess I'll just have to walk myself...again!"
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the goodest boy who rode the Seattle buses by himself to go to the dog park everyday! RIP my local celebrity ❤️
I used to see dogs do this all the time at the veterinary clinic I worked at. Especially when it was time for them to go home.
A common theme throughout these images is some element that manages to catch your eye without it being entirely clear why. Just a single element out of place, like an eyeball floating around a bowl of soup, can put us on edge, before we even know what’s happening. Partially, this is just our brain reacting to danger (or what we think is danger) even if our conscious self doesn’t know what’s going on.
For example, things that are vaguely human, but off by just a bit are often said to reside in the uncanny valley. Most people have a negative reaction to the robots and CGI almost-humans people have made, even if they can’t quite understand why.
Two good boys! I didn't see the other one at first either.
Load More Replies...I've seen this adorable photo so many times and just now I noticed there are 2 dogs in the jeep! 2x the adorableness😍
Wow. I missed the black lab, too! So 2 real and 2 photo good doggos on this photo!
Load More Replies...We all float down here, Georgie.
Load More Replies...I always ridiculed camouflage attire as well (at least in my head). Now that i have kids around and my cloths are always dirty I came to realize that camouflage also hides dirt. Hence the explanation is quite simple: the fellow is doing a job/exercise/... that would make your pants look sloppy / dirty, but its dangerous to be overlooked while doing it. Still funny meme though! :)
Still not nearly enough room for them though 😔
Load More Replies...How many people are going to believe that this is an extremely shallow pool, even if it means the lower left dolphin is only half a dolphin.
If you're going to have dolphins in what is clearly an indoor/underground aquarium, this seems like a good idea for enrichment--they can come up and see the weather, passersby, local wildlife, etc. Gives them a little more variety in what there is to look at.
It's basically adding a window to a prison cell. They belong in the ocean.
Load More Replies...What if they can’t be set free? What if these dolphins can’t survive on their own
Load More Replies...Of course dolphins belong in the oceans. And I'm not saying this is the case because I don't know, but some of these dolphins could be bred in captivity and wouldn't survive in the wild. Or they could potentially be rescued after being injured and are there for rehabilitation.
Well then we need to stop breeding them!! It's wrong .. as for 'injured' that's nature and an excuse to hold another captive
Load More Replies...Some people weave fantastical theories about why we have such a visceral reaction to something that appears to be almost human. Many budding sci-fi novelists can no doubt put together an interesting story about this element of our evolution. But the “boring” real answer is that most likely it’s simply an evolutionary reaction to corpses.
I know right? That beach is making the real star of the show so blurry!
Load More Replies...He hasn't got time for this foolishness, he's on the tail of the Red Baron
The fighters have returned to the carrier. They must refuel before their next sortie
There is a short video than has a man talk to her so it's likely he found it amusing to put them up there. I think she is an African spurred tortoise.
Bahahahahahaha, I was trying to think of something witty involving a Wolfie but you beat me to it!! 🤣😂🕷️🐢
Load More Replies...While for modern humans, a corpse is perhaps uncomfortable, most of us will only encounter it in the context of a funeral. So it’s important to think from the perspective of our ancestors, who would probably only encounter a corpse if there was some imminent danger, a poisonous plant, or a predator.
But I saw my parents being killed in front of my own eyes
Load More Replies...It’s in the fridge. Just give me a sec to worm it up.
Load More Replies...Most of these pics are just adorable.. not weird or cursed... Right?
Seeing such a thing often causes a number of physiological reactions, from an increased heart rate, adrenaline, hairs standing on end, and, of course, goosebumps. It can be a bit humbling to realize that very often, your body actually realizes or detects danger much faster than you do. This is perhaps why we are sometimes recommended to trust our instincts since they might be working with better information than our minds.
One of my meteorites just stood on my bladder to prove how much she lov-- tolerates me.
Load More Replies..."What red light? What are you talking about with Red Light? I can't see any red light!"
Of course! It looks like it's raining so they're probably worried about hydroplaning
Load More Replies...True story, in Florida in the 90's an elderly man was pulled over for driving too slow and obstructing traffic. Turns out he was slowly going blind and was teaching his dog to alert him to traffic conditions and obstacles
Rousseau was an influencer in the Age of Enlightenment after all.
Interestingly, the hair standing on end isn’t necessarily related to fear, and many people actually misreport having this particular reaction. It’s possible that we have seen it happen in cats often enough that we just attribute it to ourselves. Alternatively, we do get goosebumps when afraid and the sensation on our skin might make it feel like our hair is also participating.
That is the scrungliest kitten I have ever laid blessed eyes upon. ♡
I remember seeing the original post/tweet the owner of this cat posted. I can’t remember the exact words but something along the lines of “So this is what we took home” or so and I remember I was laughing for days about it cause just look at that face!! 😂
Load More Replies..."Behold! The furry angel of death, devourer of toes and slicer of ankles! Bring me coffee and I will spare you!"
I will hug him and squeeze him and call him Imported Potato Goodness
Idk, that one seems a bit furry. It also has eyes...
Load More Replies...Some of y'all never had Crazy Hair Day during Spirit Week at school and it shows.
This is a global platform, so obviously not all of us have! I've heard of crazy hair day in the UK to raise money for Red Nose Day or comic relief, but never heard of spirit week. Don't forgot not everyone on here (or Reddit where this post is likely from) are from America!
Load More Replies...My thought exactly. Either she's an upperclassman in high school or, more likely, she works there. Elementary-age kids would get a real kick out of one of the school grownups joining in like that
Load More Replies..."Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?"
Load More Replies...Doggo is not impressed apparently. No worries, buddy! I’ll happily get rid of it 😋
While not explicitly scary, these cursed images do in some way trigger the body's fight or flight system, mostly through the unexpected. In some cases, it’s not so much the visual at play, but the contents. Our brain begins concocting a story for why these disparate elements are all in the same image.
Furniture has never been so easy to clean...the incoming tide does it for you!
Is he Hungry Hungry? If so, get him a Pizza Pizza!
Load More Replies...BP has shown this little guy 50 times and I've smiled at every one.
Hippos are the most dangerous animal in Africa aside from mosquitoes.
Hippos kill more people in africa than any other animal. (Humans kill the most people and mosquitos are the top of the insects)
your face when someone (coworker) starts talking to you before first coffee
Load More Replies...Yeah, let's see if you still think I'm so "fuzzy wuzzy" after I claw your "Facey Wasey"
This is the same strategy used by many horror films and thrillers (and in rare cases, comedies, like the “Hangover” series), where just enough is left up to the imagination, that the “blank spaces” get filled in by our minds. Since we all know what scares us best, our brain does all the heavy lifting for the director.
I have one like this too! My disabled dog Stilgar's first trip to the beach XD stilly_bea...f9c2ff.jpg
This picture always makes me laugh! The "girls" trying to act cute and go in the water, while the smart one waits safely behind. LOL
What are we gonna do to today trashpanda? - same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!
Shush, we most definitely are not trying to take over the world....
Load More Replies...I love 🦝 raccoons! Where I live now, they are considered an invasive species and since August 1st, it’s legal to poison or shoot them. 😢
Show the raccoons Studio Ghibli's 'Pom Poko' and encourage them to fight back.
Load More Replies...And failed successfully in his first delivery!
Load More Replies...I would be in the mirror saying "Good boy" all day.
Load More Replies..."Slow the f*ck down... PLEEEEEEEASE! They are highway numbers not speed limits and I know we are on the m25 but I really didn't like the A454"
Okay this one took my breath away for a second .. (edit: I know why.. I've never seen pupils on a dog like that. Either I'm very oblivious or this isnt right).
Why do blue-eyed dogs always look like they've stared long into the abyss and the abyss has gazed also into them?
This is also why the degree of fear one might feel while watching a horror flick may diminish when the monster is revealed. Once we can contextualize it and understand where it begins and ends, it becomes more “solid” and less scary. If just enough is left up to the audience, a good amount of uncertainty can help maintain some fear.
He stole owl of the money from the bank… I’ll show myself out
Load More Replies...Policeman: "What is your name?". Owl: "Whoo. Policeman: "You!" Owl: "Whoo. Policeman: "Don't play games with me!". Owl: "Whoo. Policeman: "Right, that's it, you're nicked mate".
I was going to do this joke, thanks for saving me the trouble of typing it out.
Load More Replies...He may look innocent, but he's in cahoots with a violent criminal gang
"But...but...I work nights! I'm supposed to be out at night! Why did you kick my door down at this time of the morning? You could have knocked!""
https://ifunny.co/picture/everything-i-want-to-do-is-illegal-by-joel-satatin-FCkjG0oiA
I mean *some* stuff is legal in 6 states + Guantanamo if you're a civilian....
Cropped image. The original one is about the USDA regulations severely limiting what the farmer can produce and sell from his farm
Load More Replies...If you're not obvious about it and pay the taxes on any capitol gains you make you can likely get away with it. At least that's been my experience
Reminds of old Zen Question. Master comes up to student and says "Say this is a stick, I will beat you with it. Say it is not a stick, I will beat you with it. Quickly what is it." Best solution I ever heard. "That is not a flower."
Load More Replies...As images, these cursed pics manage to do the same on a micro level. We see a bizarre collection of elements with no further context. Our poor brains must do their best to make sense of this mess, so we start concocting stories, grasping at whatever straws the images have. Unfortunately, we will probably not get more context for anything here, which is disappointing, but perhaps helps maintain the magic.
Just did a double take at this one. Took me a minute. I ain’t even been drinking. Perhaps I should start
My old neighbor would look like that when he was sneaking a beer at our house after his wife put him on a diet.
So perhaps treat it like a haunted house, there isn’t any plot or greater meaning beyond what you bring to it. Just allow yourself to experience whatever emotions your brain manages to scrape together and enjoy. And, perhaps in preparation for the spooky season, if you want more cursed images, look no further, Bored Panda has got you covered. Check out our articles on cursed aesthetics and other random cursed images.
"Yes... yes, everything is falling into place now. Today the toddler, tomorrow the world".
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
Load More Replies...First pic- ‘I have made a mistake’ Second pic- ‘Welp’ Third pic- ‘Are you going to help me Cheryl, or just take pictures all damn day?’
This Cheryl is taking pictures all day. You're on your own, Tubby.
Load More Replies...It's the guy from the maths problems! Didn't realise it was a cat...
Touch one of my watermelons and you'll be spitting seeds the rest of your life.
"I send you to the store to get me more catnip and you buy these!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SNORT THIS S**T!?"
Not mean. Just dramatic. Everyone seems to interchange the characteristics of opossums and raccoons, making opossums troublesome and raccoons mild :-(
Load More Replies...*Ding dong* "The train arriving at platform 7, is a boat" *Ding dong*
All fun and games until the flesh eating bacteria crawls up inside you.
"Mr Dhark, are you attempting to trick the witness into selling his soul to the devil in my courtroom?" "Maaaaaaaaaybe." - The Greatest Show On Earth, Robert Rankin
Load More Replies...The Church of Satan thinking about your welfare and letting you leave with a bit of extra Satan. How thoughtful.
Just an average day in the life of a cat - eat, sleep, flash the neighbors
As a dog owner, can someone tell me why cats climb screens?? Is it to see farther??
obviously her husband has EVENTUALLY stopped the car for a pee break - I seriously know this feeling
The day Mitzi found her human's carefully-concealed stash in the woods
[C-c-c-c-c-cookies] br br br br BR [We-we ain't no rookies] br br br br br BR [C-c-c-c-c-cookies] br br br br br BR [We-we ain't no rookies]
I think those are Samoyeds, they look like polar bears but they're doggos.
The following day got worse when he woke up to being kissed on the back of the neck
The High Priestess of Catolocism. Every religion has the requisite silly hat.
Nah, it's Griffin, H.G. Wells' 'Invisible Man', hoping the pump resets soon so he can gas up and get back in the cab, because he's freezin' his butt off out here.
Load More Replies...Diesel can apparently freeze at relatively modest cold temperatures.
Diesel freezes at around -20 Celsius, -5 Fahrenheit.
Load More Replies...The day you learn your local gas station is not only haunted, but the ghosts are super helpful.
Kevin was dismayed to find that he had missed the funeral by 4500 years
Passage tombs can be 5500 years old, how can you just drive up to that one??
In some countries there are so many of them, that roads are just close by
Load More Replies...The what and the how are easy enough but don’t think I’ll ever understand the why.
Load More Replies...someone get me Patrick with the fishnet tights and high heel boots please 🙏
Now... Do I have a banana for you! It's big, curved and yellow... I think I need to see a doctor to be honest
Why are those legs so impossibly skinny, and why are there no shoes on them??
Would you care to explain how you deduce the brain functionality of a person from their hair style?
Load More Replies...Someone should re-explain the purpose of the hard hat. Unless his priority is protecting his glorious hair. In that case, carry on.
WoW...the man bun from hell! I think he needs some dipping do to tame it 🤔
If it is a garage belonging to flats, where you have to rent your spots, it is okay if both spots belong to him.
Load More Replies...Alcoholism is the religion where they believe a pint of whisky can cure anything such as verticality
People who drink too much become stupid and then start to support communism.
Load More Replies...Is that from Ambrose Bierce "The devil's dictionary"? I must read that some time.
Unlikely, since Bierce disappeared in 1914, before communism came to international prominence due to the Bolsheveik revolution in Russia in 1917. Not impossible, because Das Kapital was released in the mid-19th century, but of course The Devil's Dictionary was a series of newspaper coloumns to begin with so is unlikely to contain material that would be obscure to the average American reader of the day. I do recommend reading it though, it's a classic of mordant cynicism. I often quote the entry in which "Vote (n)" is defined as "The tool and symbol of a free man's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country".
Load More Replies...Sam the Eagle from the Muppets has a handsome younger brother he doesn’t like to talk about.
I see, the white balloons represent sperm so I think he has given up masturbation
I saw this happen at a tailgate for a Washington Redskins game around 2002. The guy slid his hot mini grill u see his car bumper and went to the game. Came back to see his car had partially melted.
That’s an awfully big glass of wine for such a little tyke
How to say you're an alcoholic without saying you're an alcoholic...
Hey, at least we know the going price if we wanna sell new ones we created.
Load More Replies...I like the "Entrance next Doo" sign. That's sure to cause anxiety.
You may. (Not that you need anyones permission😇 you still have it 😊)
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Respect. He knows his aesthetic and he’s just goin for it. Gotta appreciate the complete lack of f##ks given. Plus, light up shoes shouldn’t just be for kids.
I'm 41 and insanely jealous of those shoes. And that backpack. I want both.
Is it Star Wars? I can’t quite make it out from my phone…seems like I see a storm trooper or two and the rebel alliance symbol, though.
Load More Replies...In Hungarian there is a saying when someone asks for the time and you don’t have a watch. We say “Ször óra bör perc” (sorry for lack of a long ö) and this translates to ‘hair o’clock and skin minutes’
Here, we'll make a big deal of checking our wrists like a clock, and then say "Hair past a freckle"
Load More Replies...That reminds me, I have to charge my watch up. The battery is down to 3 hairs on a mole
Yes. I have yet to figure out if he’s an incredible actor or a cannibalistic socio/psychopath.
Load More Replies...Hig streets a-runnin' and try to beat the masses And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses
Those are sunglasses for young children, probably second hand from Goodwill.
That's what I thought at first. Great song by the way.
Load More Replies...There's a nice one of these in an episode of Jonathan Creek, which advertises The Odd Couple, starring Steve Martin and Harrison Ford (one name on top of the other). The audience are bemused to see Steve Harrison and Martin Ford. Nice.
You know that one image that's like "sasalele" that was supposed to say "sale sale"? Yeah this reminds me of that.
*Pulls phone back* "Erm, which hand did you wipe with?" "My left, why?" "I noticed brown smudges on my phone... is the toilet paper thin in there?" "What toilet paper?"
When you’re lost in the desert but your boss still wants you to finish that report
Ahhh the 80s. Equal parts horror and comfort. No where did I put my milkshake...
And what about the children who disappear in the ball pit? It was a good time!
“Cursed BP Titles” It’s just a stack of unrelated images and I read like two things about corpses for some reason. Wtf is this site
In a very real way, we ALL can really did anything in between the photos, can't we?
Load More Replies...“Cursed BP Titles” It’s just a stack of unrelated images and I read like two things about corpses for some reason. Wtf is this site
In a very real way, we ALL can really did anything in between the photos, can't we?
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