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Like car crashes or burning buildings, there are certain images that simply draw our eyes towards them. And as the spooky season approaches, it’s the perfect time to dive into images that creep us out even when we can’t exactly put our finger on why.

The “Please Hesitate” Instagram page gathers images that are unnerving, weird, and perhaps a little bit cursed. So get comfortable, draw the blinds, light some candles, and get to scrolling. Be sure to upvote your favorite posts and comment your thoughts below. 

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baby frog
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that’s just cute imo. idk if you can tell but i love frogs

Steph
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

agreed! Totally adorable! I‘ll have to remember that!

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María Hermida
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a really creative kid. It doesn't creep me out at all!

K_Tx
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if he figured it out on his own. Beyond cute!

glowworm2
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THis is very clever. Embrace your inner frog.

CJ Vee
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“What it’s like to have body dysmorphia”

Mr.G86
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

EPIC 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Pamelot
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh yeah. He's got it down. 😁👍

Ezigma
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's another one of a construction worker doing a turtle (Google construction worker title shadow). These are so creative.

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the goodest boy who rode the Seattle buses by himself to go to the dog park everyday! RIP my local celebrity ❤️

    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I return my adult card? I don't want it anymore.

    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to see dogs do this all the time at the veterinary clinic I worked at. Especially when it was time for them to go home.

    Ezigma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog Foxey used to do this! I knew when the neighbors were outside when I could hear them laugh.

    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're all good boys and girls! 👍 🤣

    Pamelot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kyle S. - love your wit! Great retort. 😁👌

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    CJ Vee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Sigh, I have to do everything around here”

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    A common theme throughout these images is some element that manages to catch your eye without it being entirely clear why. Just a single element out of place, like an eyeball floating around a bowl of soup, can put us on edge, before we even know what’s happening. Partially, this is just our brain reacting to danger (or what we think is danger) even if our conscious self doesn’t know what’s going on. 

    For example, things that are vaguely human, but off by just a bit are often said to reside in the uncanny valley. Most people have a negative reaction to the robots and CGI almost-humans people have made, even if they can’t quite understand why

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    baby frog
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is not cursed. that is two very good boys

    Xandra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two good boys! I didn't see the other one at first either.

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    TheNewJenBrady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this adorable photo so many times and just now I noticed there are 2 dogs in the jeep! 2x the adorableness😍

    Sharkie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I missed the black lab, too! So 2 real and 2 photo good doggos on this photo!

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    Megan Pippenger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get in loser, we’re going shopping.

    Kim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s two good boys right there. 🦮🐕‍🦺

    Beachbum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just so sweet, love thier beautiful faces

    everett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

    Zoe Vokes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it annoying that the tyre on the tyre cover doesn’t have another picture of the two dogs. I want there to be a photo of the dogs inside the photo of the dogs inside the photo…

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    baby frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just my top. i want you to know im floating

    Warpath81
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to hide the fact you skip leg day

    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who walk around with no pants have no manners. Won't someone think of the children! 🤣 🤣 🤣

    James Doe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always ridiculed camouflage attire as well (at least in my head). Now that i have kids around and my cloths are always dirty I came to realize that camouflage also hides dirt. Hence the explanation is quite simple: the fellow is doing a job/exercise/... that would make your pants look sloppy / dirty, but its dangerous to be overlooked while doing it. Still funny meme though! :)

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where did his legs go?

    Alif Zakaria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schrodinger’s wardobe. Be seen, or not seen?

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    Magazine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I think it's an underground pool that sticks outside

    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still not nearly enough room for them though 😔

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    Jules
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awful. Those poor dolphins

    v
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people are going to believe that this is an extremely shallow pool, even if it means the lower left dolphin is only half a dolphin.

    unfilteredCigarette73
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    2 years ago

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    Alex Boyd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to have dolphins in what is clearly an indoor/underground aquarium, this seems like a good idea for enrichment--they can come up and see the weather, passersby, local wildlife, etc. Gives them a little more variety in what there is to look at.

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's basically adding a window to a prison cell. They belong in the ocean.

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    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans suck. Set them free.

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if they can’t be set free? What if these dolphins can’t survive on their own

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    Leaf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course dolphins belong in the oceans. And I'm not saying this is the case because I don't know, but some of these dolphins could be bred in captivity and wouldn't survive in the wild. Or they could potentially be rescued after being injured and are there for rehabilitation.

    Amy Burke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then we need to stop breeding them!! It's wrong .. as for 'injured' that's nature and an excuse to hold another captive

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    AnnaRachelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot stand seeing wildlife in captivity

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    Some people weave fantastical theories about why we have such a visceral reaction to something that appears to be almost human. Many budding sci-fi novelists can no doubt put together an interesting story about this element of our evolution. But the “boring” real answer is that most likely it’s simply an evolutionary reaction to corpses. 

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    Amity Blight (Se/Sem/Sers)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right? That beach is making the real star of the show so blurry!

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    Hokuloa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slinky fur noodle for the boop!

    Julia Atkinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working tirelessly to keep the beach free of rubbish

    Jen Mart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I took this photo , I would blow it up and put it on my wall

    Terran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When grandma tries to take a selfie

    Cyndi Hafele
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an opossum? I didn't know opossums liked the beach.

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    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not cursed! Very cute dog! ❤️

    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He hasn't got time for this foolishness, he's on the tail of the Red Baron

    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why is my life a mockery...hmmmph"

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    Mark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fighters have returned to the carrier. They must refuel before their next sortie

    Karen Grace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a short video than has a man talk to her so it's likely he found it amusing to put them up there. I think she is an African spurred tortoise.

    J O
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahahahahahaha, I was trying to think of something witty involving a Wolfie but you beat me to it!! 🤣😂🕷️🐢

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    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's turtles all the way down!"

    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The service is pretty slow at this White Castle

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    While for modern humans, a corpse is perhaps uncomfortable, most of us will only encounter it in the context of a funeral. So it’s important to think from the perspective of our ancestors, who would probably only encounter a corpse if there was some imminent danger, a poisonous plant, or a predator. 

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    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not cursed! This looks like wellness! 👍🏻💕

    Warpath81
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water is cold but bearable

    María Hermida
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks sooo comfortable and at peace with the world

    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, does a bear doesn't deserve some wellness as well?

    Potterhead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think BP knows what cursed means...

    K_Tx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self care is very important

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am your father"

    Francois
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I saw my parents being killed in front of my own eyes

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    Pandora
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Join me Batman. And together, we can rule not just Gotham, but the galaxy!"

    Jojo Armani
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One has breathing issues and the other a sore throat

    XenoMurph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "|You're my father?? I thought you were dead!"

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your batgadgets are insignificantly compared with the power of the force

    Poké Man
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " The Dark Knight, you say?"

    J O
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they knew each other or they just happened upon each other like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw snap, it's about to go down!!! I got my money on Vader tho? Who got who? Come on! 🤣

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    Phoenix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is my breakfast, Steve?

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Picked up a chick last night"

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of these pics are just adorable.. not weird or cursed... Right?

    Julia Atkinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your breakfast egg is unexpectedly fertile

    baby frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “tweet tweet m**********r time to feed me”

    Jojo Armani
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tweet, tweet, tweet!!! Oh, sorry it’s now XXX!

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    Seeing such a thing often causes a number of physiological reactions, from an increased heart rate, adrenaline, hairs standing on end, and, of course, goosebumps. It can be a bit humbling to realize that very often, your body actually realizes or detects danger much faster than you do. This is perhaps why we are sometimes recommended to trust our instincts since they might be working with better information than our minds. 

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    Julia Atkinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gate still intact, recalibrate the catapult

    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correlation doesn't mean causation... but doesn't rule it out either.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my meteorites just stood on my bladder to prove how much she lov-- tolerates me.

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    Ana Ferreira
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dragon is pretending to be a cat again.

    Jen Mart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine the cat did a three point super hero landing before this happened

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    Mark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good owner. It sucks to see dozens of ruined cars coming out of the school because the owners didn’t even read the manuals

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What red light? What are you talking about with Red Light? I can't see any red light!"

    Narwhal Blast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog looks worried. More worried than the human...

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course! It looks like it's raining so they're probably worried about hydroplaning

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    ColdSteelRonin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story, in Florida in the 90's an elderly man was pulled over for driving too slow and obstructing traffic. Turns out he was slowly going blind and was teaching his dog to alert him to traffic conditions and obstacles

    Michelle T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that dog’s face! ❤️

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta brake for the mail trucks?

    LeeAnne B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doggo wishes his human would hire a professional.

    kath morgan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh he is trying so hard I love him

    nonesuch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog park on the left or right, bro?

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feeling cute. May start the age of Enlightenment later.

    baby frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bematurwbematurebematurebematurebemature…

    Kim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ”Victor” seem to have a lot of free time.

    Javelina Poppers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rousseau was an influencer in the Age of Enlightenment after all.

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    Interestingly, the hair standing on end isn’t necessarily related to fear, and many people actually misreport having this particular reaction. It’s possible that we have seen it happen in cats often enough that we just attribute it to ourselves. Alternatively, we do get goosebumps when afraid and the sensation on our skin might make it feel like our hair is also participating. 

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    Escapist Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the scrungliest kitten I have ever laid blessed eyes upon. ♡

    Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing the original post/tweet the owner of this cat posted. I can’t remember the exact words but something along the lines of “So this is what we took home” or so and I remember I was laughing for days about it cause just look at that face!! 😂

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    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Gremlin looks a bit like a cat!

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Behold! The furry angel of death, devourer of toes and slicer of ankles! Bring me coffee and I will spare you!"

    Julia Atkinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will hug him and squeeze him and call him Imported Potato Goodness

    Phoenix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imported potato goodness seems accurate to me.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk, that one seems a bit furry. It also has eyes...

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    CJ Vee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your cat mated with Yoda

    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh oh, someone woke up cranky from his nappy nap!

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    Sarah M.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of y'all never had Crazy Hair Day during Spirit Week at school and it shows.

    Alex Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a global platform, so obviously not all of us have! I've heard of crazy hair day in the UK to raise money for Red Nose Day or comic relief, but never heard of spirit week. Don't forgot not everyone on here (or Reddit where this post is likely from) are from America!

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    Megan Pippenger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this was a Crazy Hair Day at school or something

    Alex Boyd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thought exactly. Either she's an upperclassman in high school or, more likely, she works there. Elementary-age kids would get a real kick out of one of the school grownups joining in like that

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    Kim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy hair day are the best days!

    rullyman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It literally says Costco on the shopping trolley

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    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this was creative AF! 👌

    CD Mills
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this to my daughters hair one Crazy Hair Day. It was only after her hair being a big hit that she forgave her little brother for breaking her Ariel.

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    Speedgoat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I a joke to you? -Dog

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?"

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    Jojo Armani
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo is not impressed apparently. No worries, buddy! I’ll happily get rid of it 😋

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    While not explicitly scary, these cursed images do in some way trigger the body's fight or flight system, mostly through the unexpected. In some cases, it’s not so much the visual at play, but the contents. Our brain begins concocting a story for why these disparate elements are all in the same image. 

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    Ali H M Salehuddin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My urge to jump on the sofa is immeasurable..

    sally
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scoot over, I’m joining.

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    Paul Morris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's starting on the furniture before building the castle around it!

    Zophra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But wait - is there any money between the sofa cushions?

    Sharon A Mutuma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be so romantic for a proposal or senior date night.

    Julia Atkinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Furniture has never been so easy to clean...the incoming tide does it for you!

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok Hamish, we get that we you wanted to stay at home and not come to the beach!

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just getting ready for his blind date with a mermaid.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP has shown this little guy 50 times and I've smiled at every one.

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hippos are the most dangerous animal in Africa aside from mosquitoes.

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hippos kill more people in africa than any other animal. (Humans kill the most people and mosquitos are the top of the insects)

    June
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As stated above, not this one (not yet) 🙃

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a brutal animal attack!

    Alexia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nom nom nom, human tastes good

    Thatkamloopsguy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one of those Canadian House Hippos.

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    baby frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every time someone says “good morning sunshine” at 6 am

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your face when someone (coworker) starts talking to you before first coffee

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    Steph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Garfield-expression!

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not the ear, human. We've talked about this. Please, NOT THE EAR"

    dark wish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the eyes say "i will end you"

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You will pay for this peasant...But keep going a little more.."

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, let's see if you still think I'm so "fuzzy wuzzy" after I claw your "Facey Wasey"

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    This is the same strategy used by many horror films and thrillers (and in rare cases, comedies, like the “Hangover” series), where just enough is left up to the imagination, that the “blank spaces” get filled in by our minds. Since we all know what scares us best, our brain does all the heavy lifting for the director. 

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one like this too! My disabled dog Stilgar's first trip to the beach XD stilly_bea...f9c2ff.jpg stilly_beach_wipeout-65210b2f9c2ff.jpg

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pure unfiltered joy!

    Kristina Pelėda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like sea washed some good boys on shore!

    PJ Langley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture always makes me laugh! The "girls" trying to act cute and go in the water, while the smart one waits safely behind. LOL

    Melody Shanahan-Kluth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awesome shot - 'must take my dogs to the beach asap'

    Keisha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Saint Bernard loves to swim but hates the beach. He weighs 290# but the waves knock him over and he gets very vocal with them.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are we gonna do to today trashpanda? - same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shush, we most definitely are not trying to take over the world....

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    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love 🦝 raccoons! Where I live now, they are considered an invasive species and since August 1st, it’s legal to poison or shoot them. 😢

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show the raccoons Studio Ghibli's 'Pom Poko' and encourage them to fight back.

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    Ezigma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be funny if it was a Burger King bag lol.

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    Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    h e ‘s…w a t c h i n g

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you look in the mirror and say good boy 3times

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be in the mirror saying "Good boy" all day.

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    Hokuloa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I thought they said I was going to get tutored. WTF!?!”

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Slow the f*ck down... PLEEEEEEEASE! They are highway numbers not speed limits and I know we are on the m25 but I really didn't like the A454"

    K_Tx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dude, it's the fuzz! Hide the milkbones!"

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this one took my breath away for a second .. (edit: I know why.. I've never seen pupils on a dog like that. Either I'm very oblivious or this isnt right).

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do blue-eyed dogs always look like they've stared long into the abyss and the abyss has gazed also into them?

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're coming to get you. Be afraid, very afraid!

    fro_st puppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he has mascara running down his face after crying

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    This is also why the degree of fear one might feel while watching a horror flick may diminish when the monster is revealed. Once we can contextualize it and understand where it begins and ends, it becomes more “solid” and less scary. If just enough is left up to the audience, a good amount of uncertainty can help maintain some fear. 

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    Me
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He stole owl of the money from the bank… I’ll show myself out

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    mick mouse
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Policeman: "What is your name?". Owl: "Whoo. Policeman: "You!" Owl: "Whoo. Policeman: "Don't play games with me!". Owl: "Whoo. Policeman: "Right, that's it, you're nicked mate".

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to do this joke, thanks for saving me the trouble of typing it out.

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    Kristina Pelėda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These bills at Hogwats ain't gonna pay themselves...

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he knows … *HOO*DUNNIT

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a hoot-en-nanny. All Owl say- it got out of control.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may look innocent, but he's in cahoots with a violent criminal gang

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But...but...I work nights! I'm supposed to be out at night! Why did you kick my door down at this time of the morning? You could have knocked!""

    J Nolan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you listening to me, Detective Mills? I'm trying to tell you how much I admire you... and your pretty wife Tracy.

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    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it involve farm animals you sicko

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew I couldn't trust those pigs, they always squeal.

    PeeledPotato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://ifunny.co/picture/everything-i-want-to-do-is-illegal-by-joel-satatin-FCkjG0oiA

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean *some* stuff is legal in 6 states + Guantanamo if you're a civilian....

    More!
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    2 years ago

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    Jorge Gonzalez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cropped image. The original one is about the USDA regulations severely limiting what the farmer can produce and sell from his farm

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    ColdSteelRonin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're not obvious about it and pay the taxes on any capitol gains you make you can likely get away with it. At least that's been my experience

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything in this universe is either a potato or not a potato

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds of old Zen Question. Master comes up to student and says "Say this is a stick, I will beat you with it. Say it is not a stick, I will beat you with it. Quickly what is it." Best solution I ever heard. "That is not a flower."

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    Iridian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people without beards are just people with beards, without beards.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought of it like that before 🤣

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I...he...she...you...they...

    themusa101
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People with a brain is people with a brain without a brain

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    As images, these cursed pics manage to do the same on a micro level. We see a bizarre collection of elements with no further context. Our poor brains must do their best to make sense of this mess, so we start concocting stories, grasping at whatever straws the images have. Unfortunately, we will probably not get more context for anything here, which is disappointing, but perhaps helps maintain the magic. 

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    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must've decended from this creature 🤣

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mantra: adapt & overcome. I believe this is from U.S.A. Marines. 💗

    Squishy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also have not adapted yet, anyone got any advice

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is, I have not adapted yet.

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaaaa, I had to look twice :)))

    rullyman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird episode of Adventure Time...

    to old to care
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW, that took me a while to see.

    J O
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa, I thought I had it 3 different times until I actually got it 🤣

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just did a double take at this one. Took me a minute. I ain’t even been drinking. Perhaps I should start

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tree huggers finally getting the recognition they deserve 🙌 👏 🤣

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    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Bastet?

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old neighbor would look like that when he was sneaking a beer at our house after his wife put him on a diet.

    M00
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that one kid at the playground

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    So perhaps treat it like a haunted house, there isn’t any plot or greater meaning beyond what you bring to it. Just allow yourself to experience whatever emotions your brain manages to scrape together and enjoy. And, perhaps in preparation for the spooky season, if you want more cursed images, look no further, Bored Panda has got you covered. Check out our articles on cursed aesthetics and other random cursed images

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    k1ddkanuck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes... yes, everything is falling into place now. Today the toddler, tomorrow the world".

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that not how we all treat our kitties

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Later they would make a movie about him. The Last Empurrrror ….

    Maikai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want in this cult

    Keisha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly how life is meant to be with a cat. They own us and we worship them.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Take me to your liver!"

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which part of the cemetery did you grow these in?

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cursed!! So cursed!

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh damn, toss that one!

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    NerdyMom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at its cute lil face!! Hello my tick eating friend!!

    DB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's a good boy? You are!

    ADDee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought I would ever say that, but this is a cute possum!

    JenC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I is cat, am wanting food now.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something seems off about this dog 🤣

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love possums! 💕💕

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    baby frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “are you gonna sit there and stare or are you gonna help me?”

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Seriously! If I let go I fall back, HELP ME!!"

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    Joe Reaves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not his day with the braincell.

    Awkward Momma Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First pic- ‘I have made a mistake’ Second pic- ‘Welp’ Third pic- ‘Are you going to help me Cheryl, or just take pictures all damn day?’

    Cheryl Robinson-Atwood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Cheryl is taking pictures all day. You're on your own, Tubby.

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    An Ace on the Case
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the guy from the maths problems! Didn't realise it was a cat...

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Touch one of my watermelons and you'll be spitting seeds the rest of your life.

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I send you to the store to get me more catnip and you buy these!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SNORT THIS S**T!?"

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Snuffles has 40 watermelons. Maricela takes--" "NO."

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you think you got enough watermelons, Steve?"

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    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "MOOooom! He's eatin' my food again!"

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, my kitties and possums used to eat side by side!

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "YOU SAID IT WAS JUST A RAT! I CAN'T DO THIS LAURA!!"

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not mean. Just dramatic. Everyone seems to interchange the characteristics of opossums and raccoons, making opossums troublesome and raccoons mild :-(

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We`re all floating down here

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile in Sweden...Trains have run into a slight delay.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Ding dong* "The train arriving at platform 7, is a boat" *Ding dong*

    Hydro Keychain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All fun and games until the flesh eating bacteria crawls up inside you.

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Bon we're stuck here- what do you want to do?

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    Vix Spiderthrust
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mr Dhark, are you attempting to trick the witness into selling his soul to the devil in my courtroom?" "Maaaaaaaaaybe." - The Greatest Show On Earth, Robert Rankin

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a typo. It's un-holy water in the bottle.

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Church of Satan thinking about your welfare and letting you leave with a bit of extra Satan. How thoughtful.

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Un-holywater despenser 😈

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing what I do with my hands, I am pretty sure they are already satanised, so no, thank you.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg my dyslexia kicked in again. Fuxk off satan, GET!

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    Julia Atkinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just an average day in the life of a cat - eat, sleep, flash the neighbors

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you get the curtains, someday you are the curtains

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, the neighbor is a peeping tom? Well look at this buddy!

    Heather Resatz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a dog owner, can someone tell me why cats climb screens?? Is it to see farther??

    K_Tx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or wants out... or just being a cat...

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurry up with that lasagna Jon!

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 mega chonk, mega chonk. 🎵

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    You Can Call Me Alcoholic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve heard of wet dreams, but this is ridiculous!

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he ever dreams about drowning?

    Step Twirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were duck taped IKEA bags

    N G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks a bit like a river bed

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has an aquarium set so he can sleep with the fishes

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    Melody Shanahan-Kluth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    obviously her husband has EVENTUALLY stopped the car for a pee break - I seriously know this feeling

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day Mitzi found her human's carefully-concealed stash in the woods

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♪ I was going on a walk, but then I got high...♫

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That was a funnyyyy tasting plant. Ahhh, is this what colors are?"

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he pooping or enjoying the sun? *disclaimer* Don't really need an answer.

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your Pupplants seem ripe for harvest

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds of the quote “there’s nothing so underrated as a good [poop] and nothing so overrated as a bad [sexual encounter]” Unfortunately, I don’t remember where I heard/read it.

    burncreek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The goodest and most happy boi :-)

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cool kids don’t do walkies

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whire chicks 2 : going to petsmart

    Dynamite Samurai Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [C-c-c-c-c-cookies] br br br br BR [We-we ain't no rookies] br br br br br BR [C-c-c-c-c-cookies] br br br br br BR [We-we ain't no rookies]

    Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think those are Samoyeds, they look like polar bears but they're doggos.

    Alif Zakaria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look at these two and immediately feel less cool.

    Newman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get in loser, we're going barking.

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    Hokuloa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm, sticky rice with plenty to share

    Steph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long there is no black crust on the bottom of the pot, you‘re fine! 😉👍🏻

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know when the rice is cooked? When it makes a bid for freedom!

    Amanda Fondaumiere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Mooo-ooom the rice is doing something!”

    baby frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did this once 😂 made too much rice for the cooker and it overflowed and it was just a block of rice lol 😂

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmm riiiice -Homer Simpsons voice

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rice trying to popcorn.

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    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you feel lucky, well do you punk." Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The following day got worse when he woke up to being kissed on the back of the neck

    Mike D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are his UNlucky days like?

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps getting arrested was his dream.

    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe later, in the cell, with your roomie.

    InsomniacPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, could be. Maybe he needed a wake up call?

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bow before me human!"

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have three seconds to take this off my head, Bob. Three...Two...

    Cheryl Robinson-Atwood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The High Priestess of Catolocism. Every religion has the requisite silly hat.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it's Griffin, H.G. Wells' 'Invisible Man', hoping the pump resets soon so he can gas up and get back in the cab, because he's freezin' his butt off out here.

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    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diesel can apparently freeze at relatively modest cold temperatures.

    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diesel freezes at around -20 Celsius, -5 Fahrenheit.

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    Bubba Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry Potter wearing his invisibility cloak while getting gas.

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Russia, gas pumps you

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah-ha! I KNEW they watered down their gas!

    Nancy Marine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day you learn your local gas station is not only haunted, but the ghosts are super helpful.

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did they start putting Viagra in gas?

    Kikadin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Predator is gassing up his truck.

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    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hes saying yava daba dont flash your high beams

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    Dave H
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Air BNB looks different than the online photos and there's a $125 mandatory cleaning fee

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kevin was dismayed to find that he had missed the funeral by 4500 years

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passage tombs can be 5500 years old, how can you just drive up to that one??

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some countries there are so many of them, that roads are just close by

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    June
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a lot of them in europe, not cursed at all... I like those places

    DarkGlassSphere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you prefer racing, but miss Skyrim.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were supposed to go left at 100BC

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Air bnb might look different irl

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who wants to fix it up inside and live in it?

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    Stephen Andrews
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The what and the how are easy enough but don’t think I’ll ever understand the why.

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    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Rebels... those X-Wing budget cuts really hit hard.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought they were tryna shuffle the sandwiches.

    Andreas H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now as moebius strip please...

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    baby frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone get me Patrick with the fishnet tights and high heel boots please 🙏

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new show, masked river dancer?

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now... Do I have a banana for you! It's big, curved and yellow... I think I need to see a doctor to be honest

    Annette Easton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are those legs so impossibly skinny, and why are there no shoes on them??

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really nice legs. Barefoot?

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    "Okay, Sugar, but it's an extra $50 and you have to supply the costume."

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    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No brain will be damaged here, either way

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you care to explain how you deduce the brain functionality of a person from their hair style?

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone should re-explain the purpose of the hard hat. Unless his priority is protecting his glorious hair. In that case, carry on.

    Kobe (she)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if he would replace the bun to the top of his head :)

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We must protect the world's biggest man-bun at all costs

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghastly. Disgusting. Dreadful dreds. (imo)

    Ramona Gehl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WoW...the man bun from hell! I think he needs some dipping do to tame it 🤔

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the classic Merc parking on two spots.. 🙄 /s

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is a garage belonging to flats, where you have to rent your spots, it is okay if both spots belong to him.

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parking space 175: Reserved: Noah

    Newman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canoe move so I can park?

    Baseball is Life
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's between the lines

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    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An alcoholic is a person that think alcohol can fix the problems it caused.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcoholism is the religion where they believe a pint of whisky can cure anything such as verticality

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who drink too much become stupid and then start to support communism.

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    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that from Ambrose Bierce "The devil's dictionary"? I must read that some time.

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlikely, since Bierce disappeared in 1914, before communism came to international prominence due to the Bolsheveik revolution in Russia in 1917. Not impossible, because Das Kapital was released in the mid-19th century, but of course The Devil's Dictionary was a series of newspaper coloumns to begin with so is unlikely to contain material that would be obscure to the average American reader of the day. I do recommend reading it though, it's a classic of mordant cynicism. I often quote the entry in which "Vote (n)" is defined as "The tool and symbol of a free man's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country".

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes men face unrealistic beauty standards too XD

    Megan Pippenger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sam the Eagle from the Muppets has a handsome younger brother he doesn’t like to talk about.

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adrian Brody stood model for the manneqin

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live action Harvey birdman attorney at law

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm a blue-tie Eagle"

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better than weirdly realistic mannequins. These scare me a lot. I don't want to wonder is it's a person or a mannequin.

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    Jay Son
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ran around and deserted you 🎵

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    burncreek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, it's never too late to give up.

    InsomniacPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it. Are the balloons related to the shirt?

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never.... give you up. Never gonna let you down either

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The clown in the storm drain didn't have any red balloons left

    Ace
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've given up giving up.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see, the white balloons represent sperm so I think he has given up masturbation

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    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need a draw 4 so see what happens.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m impressed with the photoshop

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello burger, my you are looking tasty"

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is eying that burger wit all his strength

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you eat to much chilli, and how it's feels later on the toilet?

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must've fed it Taco Bell.

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this happen at a tailgate for a Washington Redskins game around 2002. The guy slid his hot mini grill u see his car bumper and went to the game. Came back to see his car had partially melted.

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something bad happened here.

    Nate B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone had Taco Bell…

    The Dark Sun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You take my hand I become butter, I am Melting away *sings

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    You Can Call Me Alcoholic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s an awfully big glass of wine for such a little tyke

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s been one hell of a week for her.

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    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Present and future summed up in one picture.

    qwerty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing like spaghetti after a long day of doing absolutely nothing.

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    Anneli Koitmäe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is a chair sitting on a bench??

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it has a broken leg and can't stand.

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps then you should stop driving

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to say you're an alcoholic without saying you're an alcoholic...

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's outrageous! I got all of mine for free!

    River wolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least we know the going price if we wanna sell new ones we created.

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    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the "Entrance next Doo" sign. That's sure to cause anxiety.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, suckers! I got mine for free!

    Tracy Barnwell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do they have a buy back program?

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anxiety Disorders? Familiar? Why yes. Yes they are...

    KDav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was a gift from my family, so....

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    Ban-One
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's a placeholder, but may I add: "Klaatu barada nikto".

    Scotira
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may. (Not that you need anyones permission😇 you still have it 😊)

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    UnpopularPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you hire a graphic designer chef

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't beat a toasted lorem ipsum sandwich

    N G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.

    Alexia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caseum sapidum pretio bono. US inspectis. Non desset occasionem.

    Karolína T.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caseum sub signo et suspecti veneni. Ad nauseam.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lorem ipsum is what I would name the type of mold growing in there

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like extra ipsum on mine, but dolor gives me heartburn.

    Amanda Fondaumiere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lorem ipsum is a placeholder text commonly used to demonstrate the visual form of a document

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    baby frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love how the name is uncovered so you know it’s Doritos 😂

    Nate Lefkowitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶”You had one job you didn’t do it right”🎶

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    Megan Pippenger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respect. He knows his aesthetic and he’s just goin for it. Gotta appreciate the complete lack of f##ks given. Plus, light up shoes shouldn’t just be for kids.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is now inspiration for a supervillain

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 41 and insanely jealous of those shoes. And that backpack. I want both.

    Awkward Momma Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it Star Wars? I can’t quite make it out from my phone…seems like I see a storm trooper or two and the rebel alliance symbol, though.

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a kitted out Honda civic was a person.

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    being true and authentic to oneself, fair play to them

    S Mi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they love their look!

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    qwerty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but... hear me out... what if i don't want to?

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    Mark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Hungarian there is a saying when someone asks for the time and you don’t have a watch. We say “Ször óra bör perc” (sorry for lack of a long ö) and this translates to ‘hair o’clock and skin minutes’

    I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/she/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, we'll make a big deal of checking our wrists like a clock, and then say "Hair past a freckle"

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me, I have to charge my watch up. The battery is down to 3 hairs on a mole

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    JB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I have yet to figure out if he’s an incredible actor or a cannibalistic socio/psychopath.

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    Kim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mads Mikkelsen is awesome nomatter what

    Javelina Poppers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hig streets a-runnin' and try to beat the masses And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses

    Nosirrow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss Hannibal so much. My precious teacup.

    Devon Archer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks great. Hello my fellow kids!

    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are sunglasses for young children, probably second hand from Goodwill.

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    k1ddkanuck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww... this one actually made me really sad.

    KDav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    K_Tx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's take your bear to work day...

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    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain read this as Baba Yaga for some reason.

    bas moelard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I thought at first. Great song by the way.

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    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great one in "walking dead" hospital doors,S1 ep1, "don't dead open inside"... translate: don't open,dead inside. that's how we all feel sometimes I guess 🤔

    Apatheist Account2
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a nice one of these in an episode of Jonathan Creek, which advertises The Odd Couple, starring Steve Martin and Harrison Ford (one name on top of the other). The audience are bemused to see Steve Harrison and Martin Ford. Nice.

    Niki A
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baba Yaga's less successful cousin.

    Tom Hardeveld
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laga Dyga! I listen to all her dc's

    ckcl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immmmmmmmmm blue, laga dee, laga dy-ga, laga dee, laga dy-ga, laga dee, laga dy....

    Alice Ding
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that one image that's like "sasalele" that was supposed to say "sale sale"? Yeah this reminds me of that.

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they trying to summon an ancient god?

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Pulls phone back* "Erm, which hand did you wipe with?" "My left, why?" "I noticed brown smudges on my phone... is the toilet paper thin in there?" "What toilet paper?"

    Ari Maranichi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wish girls restrooms operated the same

    PJ Langley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that's not in America. The wall is too close to the floor. LOL

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    Megan Pippenger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you’re lost in the desert but your boss still wants you to finish that report

    Surenu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought my room was dusty

    Me
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Rate my setup”

    burncreek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That office seems deserted.

    S. E. in Indiana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you just don't want come in to the office.

    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But where is the giant cricket?

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    k1ddkanuck
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh the 80s. Equal parts horror and comfort. No where did I put my milkshake...

    Frances Pitchoune
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what about the children who disappear in the ball pit? It was a good time!

    Jaaawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a birthday party I had in McDonalds when I was a kid. Had one in Wimpy too, wasn't AS scary.

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    Phoenix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very unsafe.. you're supposed to have 2 sticky hands on the wheel.

    Kim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Risking the lifes of others for a picture, such mature much wow.

    Kim Landfather
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have been quite a sneeze.

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    DJR
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me vaping is your entire personality without telling me

    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, smoking, I was wondering where the candy floss came from.

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Choo choo mother f****r

    Karolína T.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how internal spontaneous combustion comes.

    Richard Ross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now they are having half their lungs removed 🤔

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