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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Canada

As an embarrassed American, I think I’d find it culturally familiar, more liberal, no Trump. I hear Vancouver is amazing too.

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Traveling Lady Railfan 1 week ago

Vancouver is incredibly expensive especially for housing, although climactically it's pretty similar to Washington. There's a lot of amazing places in Canada and most of the population are within a couple hours drive of the USA so... There ya go!

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Hands down - Norway.

Free healthcare, education. Nice clean air, no pollution. Friendly people. It is quite peaceful over there.

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Anne Nyheim 6 days ago

In Norway you are absolutely entitled to second opinions, you are allowed to change doctors at will, use a private hospital if you like. And in my experience, if I call my doctor and tell them I am coming but is a little delayed due to traffic, they tend to say okay and take in the next patient while waiting for me. If traffic have turned so horrendous in England people should take that into account when going anywhere. Also, ambulances and ER are free as part of the health package. Sure there are malpractice cases here in Europe as in the rest of the world, but quoting one tragedy as a reason to scrap the entire system?

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Jaaawn 6 days ago

Sounds exactly like Scotland. I went through 2 doctors before I found one that actually listened to me. Plus I call them from the bus if I'm late and everything is okay!

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Id row 6 days ago

I so wish I was born in a Nordic country. They have no idea how lucky they are.

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KatSaidWhat 1 day ago

Expensive but stunning! Oslo has a very eye opening statue park. IYKYK...

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Perfumista Perfumista 6 days ago

But the prices! Loved visiting, but couldn't live there.

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Bexxperience 6 days ago

High cost of living compared to other EU countries though, so if you're planning to retire there, make sure you have boatloads of money saved up.

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William R. Pruitt 6 days ago

10 months of winter? No thanks, lifelong California resident

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Petra Schaap 6 days ago

and a free depression and alcohol addiction with it. JFC the drunks i saw in Norway deserve their own topic!

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KatSaidWhat 1 day ago

And just how long were you there to make this correlation?

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W J O (himself/your worship) 6 days ago

Free? Are there no taxes?

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Timothy Patel 6 days ago (edited)

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hjfss5vrds 6 days ago

Not all true Timothy - I live in Leicestershire and traffic is not horrendous by any means. I have successfully changed doctors back in the early 2000's so I have every faith I could change again. If I didn't like my treatment / diagnosis who or what is to stop me from going elsewhere?? Nothing. What happened to that child is truly tragic and was totally avoidable but as Anne said, is quoting one tragedy a reason to scrap the entire system?

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Gozer LeGozerian 6 days ago (edited)

And you actually think that people should go bankrupt because they can't pay for healthcare and defending people paying thousands just to have basic procedures done. Just wow. You seem to like the idea of punishing people for having the audacity of being sick.

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For All Pedernity 6 days ago

'Traffic is horrendous in the UK'... That sentence alone disqualifies this whole comment.

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Gozer LeGozerian 6 days ago

Absolute BS

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Bartlet for world domination 6 days ago

If you have real money, US healthcare is better. For anyone else, tax paid healthcare is a lot better than what the US have to offer.

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Scotland or Ireland. Pale, freckles and lots of curly hair. The sun hates me, and I prefer cloudy cool places. It’s ideal.

I am a female, I live in the American south, the weather is a humid hot bastard and I’ve been ragged my whole life about being so pale. I have a lot of Irish, Welsh, and Scottish ancestry, I would love to visit if nothing else.

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DoubleDoubleTiredAndTuckered 1 week ago

I am also of mainly Welsh descent, and I can confirm that the sun hates ALL of me! It burns my skin, I can never get a tan, and I’m practically blind when it’s too bright. During the day, I’m almost always in the shade, and when I’m not, you can find me being annoyed at the bright light and squinting so much it’s a surprise I can see at all.

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Ireland, it's just so damn beautiful.

TokyoRachel:
That's my pick. Fiance and I spent 9 days there in 2019 and it was the most magical place I've ever seen. The food, the people, the nature, the sights, everything was so lovely that I cried for days when we got back.
I know they're experiencing a terrible housing crisis and I would hate to add to that but boy would I give almost anything to be able to call that beautiful island home.

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Sarah Jay Co 1 week ago

I just left Ireland 5 months ago and I miss it everyday. I can’t wait to be back.

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Probably New Zealand. I mean you've got beaches, mountains, Hobbiton, like what more could you want??

Alex_2259:
Only if a free house comes with it. Insanely bad housing market even worse than the states.

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Loudawg76 1 week ago

I love my country but it is definitely expensive to live here right now. Our wages simply do not keep up

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Probably Sweden. Similar to the commenter talking about Norway, you can get surprisingly affordable property on water outside the main cities. It’s hard to explain but I just vibe with Sweden a bit more vs. Norway, Finland, or Denmark, but overall, I love the Nordics. I don’t mind cold, I don’t mind the dark if appropriately accompanied by fun wintry things, love the values and general lifestyle. I know all countries have their problems and Sweden in particular has been struggling with integrating migrants, but nowhere is perfect.

For context, I am American, currently live in the Netherlands. And things are good here, I’m happy here, but I also…spend a lot of time in Sweden. Both my spouse and I have had work projects that have taken us to Sweden or had us working long time with a Swedish team, so we also know we vibe with the work culture etc., not only based on short vacations.

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Petra Peitsch 1 week ago

It's for me too dark and cold. However an amazing country. But for someone who hates the period november-february the most, any nordic european country for a constant living is a big NO.

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Norway, commit some crimes, go to prison, play PS all day long.

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Heffalump 6 days ago

Yes, the Norwegians have this weird idea that the punishment is losing your liberty, and you shouldn't get raped on the regular while being punished.

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Uruguay. The Northern Hemisphere wants to destroy itself, so looking south is a good first bet. Uruguay is one of the most progressive countries in South America. Also one of the safest. Add the people and the culture and the beauty of the land to the mix and it's a clear winner.

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Zephyr343 1 week ago

You go Uruguay and I will go my-a-guay.

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Denmark or the Netherlands. I hear people in Denmark are happy. I would like some of that too.

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Pernille 6 days ago

Danmark has very restriktive immigration laws, so good luck with that. The weather is miserable, and while we Danes are seen as happy we are also rather standoffish. Everyone speaks English but if you don't bother learning the language you will be whispered about behind your back.

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Norway. Honestly, one of the few countries that seems to put their own people as a whole first, all the way down to nationalizing mineral wealth instead of giving it away to private enterprise, foreign national organizations, or individuals for nothing. Already fully recognize how deleterious many of the negative decisions other countries either are continuing to make, or trying to make, just a lot less work to be done to have a functional level of government.

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Steve Robert 6 days ago

What? And leave this capitalistic prison behind?

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Spain. Beautiful cities, awesome food, wonderful culture, and casual lifestyle.

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Zephyr343 1 week ago

Mallorca would be my pick

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance I would move to Malta. I’m sixty years old and Malta is one of the top places to retire too. An island in the central Mediterranean Sea, beaches, affordable cost of living. And Malta has two spoken languages are Maltese and English. Yup with what’s about to transpire in the U.S. It gets more tempting everyday.

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Russell Tilling 6 days ago

But they are misogynistic and shoot anything and everything that flies overhead! They are partly responsible for much of the decrease in birdlife in Central Europe!

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance I don't want to leave the USA. But if I were going to leave, I'd go to Canada. It's pretty much the same as the U.S. but with fewer guns and universal healthcare.

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UtanaYona 1 week ago

There's something I don't understand...(I'm not being sarcastic)...don't people realize that the higher taxes in countries with universal healthcare are what pays for the healthcare. I'm not trying to offend anyone...but governments that offer free healthcare gets the money to pay for it through higher taxes.

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#15

Scotland, I'd live a self sufficient lifestyle, and just enjoy the scenery.

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Robert T 6 days ago

I'm tempted to move, just for the free prescriptions!

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#16

Portugal. For the food, the people and history.

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Richard Graham 6 days ago

I knew a man who had hundreds of geese living on his front porch. He was Porch-u-geese.

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#17

The Netherlands.

Every time I go there I enjoy myself. I get the feeling that the Dutch have things figured out.

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Alexandra 6 days ago

We've figured a lot of things out, but not the immigrant problem. We're now facing the consequences of having had a far too liberal attitude towards new-comers. There are 4th generation newc-comers who still don't speak Dutch properly and who retain their dual citizenship as a way out. I have never been so ashamed as when I saw Isrealis hunted like the Dutch jews were hunted by the Nazis in WWII, with the hunters being Moroccans. This is not why my grandfather joined the Reisistance, this is not what the majority of us wants. Which is why we have the government that we have now. Which is why underlying tensions, buried for decades, are coming to the surface.

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#18

Probably not the most common answer, but I think maybe Germany. I’m of German heritage and have been learning the language the past few years now to the point of reading Harry Potter and watching some tv somewhat comfortably. I like the culture and would enjoy the challenge of adapting to what feels like a midpoint between an English speaking comfort zone and something truly new.

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Petra Peitsch 6 days ago

Just choose your place wisely. There are big differences between north and south ... and sure, you can still say what's the exactly differences are between the former soviet influence East-Germany, and the rest of the whole country. The west side of the countr is somehow kind of "neutral".

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Italy!! Studied abroad there a few years ago and have been thinking about it ever since. I love everything about it, the people, the food, the culture... it's a great place.

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Norm Gilmore 6 days ago

This makes for interesting reading if a doer upper retirement home is of interest. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-28/one-euro-homes-italy-sicily-foreign-correspondent/103415744

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#20

Croatia, along the dalmatian coast.

It's beautiful to begin with, the local food is amazing.
And there is something about their mentality and society with I very much enjoy. It's a bit more 'human' so to speak? And their society seems less polarized than what I'm used to back home.

Don't get me wrong the country where I now live the Netherlands is beautiful as well. But... It just feels a bit cold not just the outside temperature but also our society, it has something cold. We are friendly sure but... We will never invite a stranger into our homes.

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SCamp 1 week ago

Croatia is simply stunning, I’ll vote this one

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#21

“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance I really feel at home every time I’m in Poland. I’m trying to revive the memories of the language (from my grandparents). It’s a beautiful country with great food. I also really enjoyed Iceland.

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Cecilie Hammershøy 6 days ago

Just don't go if you're part of LBQT+ community.

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Australia, I visited there and it’s a beautiful country and I have some close friends who live there. Sure I’ve heard discrimination is a thing but that isn’t anything new to me living in the US. Seems like it’s holding up better than the US at least for now. Either that or anywhere up North in Europe (Iceland, Sweden, etc.) only problem then is I have to learn a new language.

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Steve Robert 6 days ago

Just too many damn bugs that are big enough to eat you.

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Switzerland. Because I’ve been struggling for the past year to learn German language, to even get a chance to enter the country and do the job I love. So a shortcut would be phenomenal.

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Zephyr343 1 week ago

Visited for a week 20 years ago. Loved every second and would love to go back

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Japan. It has a blend of culture tech and nature that fascinates me would love to experience it.

Beneficial_Metal6155:
I lived there for two years. It’s a beautiful, clean, and safe country. Unfortunately it’s extremely racist.

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SCamp 1 week ago

I lived there for 6 years, married to a Japanese woman and have been back more times than I can count. Japan has racist elements but to say it is ‘extremely racist’ is not at all accurate

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#25

Our daughter and her family are moving to Ireland (her husband's company has a branch there and they don't want to lose him) so Ireland.

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Panda McPandaface 6 days ago

So that's not a 'want to move' that's a 'have to' really isn't it?

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#26

Finland for sure. Sauna and ice fishing!

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Petra Peitsch 6 days ago

And november-weather for half a year ...

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I have Dual Citizenship in Mexico. I was born in Texas. But My husband and I have already made a pact that when s**t really hits the fan, we’re heading down.

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Jane No Dough 1 week ago

World history will tell you once "s**t really hits the fan" it's too late!

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance I’d probably go to Thailand for the inexpensive living.

matt71vh:
Me too, I've been twice, my son lives there. It is a really cool country, the food is also cheap but amazing, they have top ranked health care choices, people are so cool and so many choices for inexpensive housing. And Bangkok, and beaches, aand and and. Yeah, in a heartbeat.

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Steve Robert 6 days ago

Housing might be cheap, but you can get a house in Sudan for almost nothing. A little more if you want one standing.

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#29

I'd move to New Zealand for the stunning scenery and laid-back lifestyle!

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H M 6 days ago

High cost of living here. It's not all stunning everywhere, polluted too

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#30

Ireland.

No risk of being involved in WWIII, close to tons of excellent vacation destinations, cool all year round, beautiful, and easy to get back and forth to my family in the US. Plus, I can transfer my professional license more easily than most other countries, so that would make finding work easier.

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Steve Robert 6 days ago

Hate to break the news, but the following nuclear winter is not going to stop at the British border.

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance UK, London specifically. Right now I am a Dutch expat living here, having citizenship would make live just a little easier (not much honestly). The free move to London is what would be the most appealing part.

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Rahb in Oz 6 days ago

Yes, but hideously expensive. It will take more than the current (timid) Labour government to repair the damage done by Thatcherites over the last 35 odd years.

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance I'm currently focusing my research on France b/c of culture, food, wine, beauty, tax structure, ability to buy property as a US expat.

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Petra Peitsch 6 days ago

You'll have to learn the language at some level. French people keep pride on that. In Paris, or some more touristic places, you can get away with just english, but in "resl France" you'll be dead without french knowledge. Sure you will be spogtted as a not french at your first sight, but trying to speek french will raise your chances to being accepted.

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Panama or Costa Rica. I already speak the language. Relatively the same flight time from Puerto Rico (where my family lives) than where I live now. And they have some of the most stable economies and political environments in South America.

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Diolla 6 days ago

Yes! Costa Rica is very nice.

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Lol I’ve been asking myself this question a lot lately. If I had to choose, I’d probably be stuck between Switzerland and Portugal. Switzerland has everything you could want—insane quality of life, amazing healthcare, and education, plus the views are literally out of this world with all the mountains and lakes. Plus, it’s so easy to explore Europe from there. But then there’s Portugal, with its perfect weather, lower cost of living, and super chill, welcoming vibe. It feels like the kind of place where you can enjoy life at a slower pace, plus the history and culture are amazing to dive into. Honestly, I’m torn!

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Petra Schaap 6 days ago

yeah you're going to have to explore the rest of Europe from Switserland as you cant afford to do your shopping locally

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Luxembourg. I work in banking.

W005EY:
I go there a few times a year. Luxemburg is a wonderful little country. Love it.

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ElfVibratorGlitter 6 days ago

Luxembourg actually had one of the best beers I've had in my life. Like....I remembered it so well after weeks of backpacking around Europe. Super fortified country, I liked visiting there. Idk about moving there though.

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Greece. Visited before and it’s absolutely beautiful. The people are so kind, and the food is great.

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Diolla 6 days ago

Greece does have a lot of social problems though. Unemployment, poverty, etc..

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#37

I’ve got it quite good here in the Netherlands but if I had to choose I’d be hopping the border to Germany. Always like going there, been on holiday there in different parts of the country and everywhere was good.

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Petra Peitsch 6 days ago

So, than just come.

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#38

Finland, they are the happiest country. After the election, we're gonna need some happiness.

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Petra Peitsch 6 days ago

If you like cold and drakness 5-6 months per year, and no social interaction with strangers ... go ahead! But I think, you are from USA .... the worst choice for you! They are the happiest, because they don't give a f.ck, minding their own business.

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Ireland. No one dislikes the Irish.

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Jaaawn 6 days ago

I can assure you a LOT of people dislike the Irish.

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#40

Belize, Japan, or Scotland…. For safety reasons.

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Panda McPandaface 6 days ago

You could go for any of those, they're so similar.

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Spain! Loved visiting, and would give me a chance to practice Spanish.

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#42

Wales. My great greats were from there and I could live there easily. I just don't think I could learn the language.

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Seán Baron 1 week ago

They do speak English there.

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Not too many Brazil comments, so I'll add mine.

Brazil is my fantasy citizenship and destination. I love Brazil. I'd go to a small town in Minas Gerais and eat cheese, pão de queijo and feijoada every day.

Really though, I'm living in Germany for 2.5 years now and looking forward to going home to the US next year. Then I'll save up for a trip to Brazil.

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HangryHangryHippo 6 days ago

You can also find "pão de queijo" in other *outh American countries! In 🇦🇷 we call it "chipá". Super easy to do an absolutely delicious 😋

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#44

“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Monaco because it’s next to impossible to get citizenship there.

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Seán Baron 1 week ago

You have to be approved by Prince Albert himself.

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#45

China, wife's extended family lives there and we enjoy our time we spend there each year.

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Rahb in Oz 6 days ago

Becoming ever more restricted since the Tiananmen Square massacre. Beautiful country, lovely people, but hate the political oppression.

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#46

Israel, found out several years ago my birth mother was Jewish and I’ve always had a leaning to Israel.

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BTDubs 6 days ago

That's like saying you'd move to South Africa in the 70's...

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#47

“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance USA, been trying for a green card the past couple of years. I could finally do basically anything here unlike my home country.

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SCamp 1 week ago

Right now it is literally the last place on earth I would move to. THE last. Kinda feel I don’t need to explain why

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#48

The US. This place is amazing. I've traveled extensively and nothing compares.

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Traveling Lady Railfan 1 week ago

I have to admit, I have traveled the USA from north to south from east to west several times, and it is a really amazing country with really amazing people. Not all places and all people are great, but that's life. It's easy to hate on America right now, but so many people there are actually really really good kind wonderful smart caring people. Don't judge a whole group of people based on what you see in the news. Good guys rarely make the news.

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#49

The USA. It’s a beautiful country with friendly people.

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SCamp 1 week ago

Soon to be governed for a second time by a puerile moron with wet cabbage for brains, and as long as he’s in charge, I’m going nowhere near there - Handmaid’s Tale.

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“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance Country: Colombia

Why: My username.

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Steve Robert 6 days ago

How come nobody chose Russia? Friendly country, free elections, and an amazing leader who keeps getting elected over and over again. And, if you're Korean, they'll fly you over for free and give you a job right away. And the vodka is to literally die for!

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Endcensorship 6 days ago

And there's always employment for you on the front lines!

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Anne Nyheim 6 days ago

I live outside a small town in Northern Norway, and I couldn't dream of moving again. I can afford a nice house with a huge yard (filled with fruits, berries and chicken coop) on my disability pension, people are friendly, I have family here, summers are bright and winters are cosy. I see the local fjord, raggedy mountains and a field of wild flowers from my veranda. And if I wait a few years the ocean will be warm enough to swim

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Auntriarch 6 days ago

Iceland and Scandinavia attract me, I like the ethics and don't mind the cold. But I'll just stay here and grumble. Oh sorry, I forgot, I'm British, mustn't grumble!

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Traveling Lady Railfan 6 days ago

This sounds wonderful!!!

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Petra Schaap 6 days ago

how much fruit grows in northern norway??

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Verena 6 days ago (edited)

I live and work in the Netherlands after work brought me here (EU citizen, German), so it is refreshing to see "the Netherlands" in all these posts. Especially, because a lot of Dutch hate NL and leave/want to leave. Picking a country because of "had beautiful holidays there" is not a wise choice and will end in disappointment. I live in a very touristy region at the southernmost coast, can see the dunes from my bedroom. Many German tourists are jealous - until I tell them what it takes to live a moderate, small life. I almost never make it to the beach due to work, household, garden, volunteering (it is expected by te villagers and necessary to blend in). If you don't speak Dutch fluently, you can survive at work, but will never have it easy in the cosy little towns. Understanding the culture, which is totally different from the German one, takes effort. Winter is long, cold, stormy and wet. Lots of Germans are heavily disappointed after the first year, that they cannot live their beach holiday every day and that the locals are not like the constantly friendly, chatty people they encountered as tourists, but too are grumpy, tired and focused on themselves out of season.

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Diolla 6 days ago

Exactly.

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Abe Hartman 6 days ago

This was ironic. People in the comments listing issues with their countries, and yet whenever the US is involved in any other post they act like the rest of the world is perfect.

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Jayjay 6 days ago

In my opinion, any destination you want to go to? Learn the language first, and get to know the culture, the health care system and the educational system first. Then check if you pension payouts are valid if you're over 60. Make sure you have enough money to support your living there.

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Diolla 6 days ago

That's exactly why I haven't moved countries yet. Holidays are all fun and games but having to make a living somewhere isn't easy. And I need proper healthcare.

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Daniel 5 days ago

If I ever win the lotto, I'll be on a plane to NYC to shop for an apartment the next day. I'm convinced I lived there in a previous life.

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Sam Lombardo 6 days ago

Lol. Nobody said USA...

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Floeckchen 6 days ago

I'd say most of the posts were from US citizens

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T'Mar of Vulcan 6 days ago

I'd move to France. I found it incredibly beautiful and could spend half my life visiting Paris's museums. (And if the UK were still part of the EU I'd be able to. Darn you, Brexit!)

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Traveling Lady Railfan 1 week ago

Australia or the Netherlands, but I'm sure there are so many amazing places, I'd never be able to choose if all countries were options!

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Robert Beveridge 1 week ago

Finland, Belgium, or The Netherlands if I had any facility for languages. But I don't, so Scotland (specifically, Orkney, somewhere with broadband but still far from civilization).

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Petra Schaap 6 days ago

whyyyyy Belgium??? O_O

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Beak Hookage 5 days ago

Moving to Ireland was my plan for a while but I couldn't possibly afford to move overseas. Failing that if I had the choice I'd move to Melbourne here in Australia; it's got great food, a fantastic local arts scene, and, I'm told, plenty of work available in my chosen field (while here in my current city, I cannot find a job. And hence cannot afford Melbourne either; the housing prices there are obscene).

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Andy Frobig 5 days ago

I don't care about much anymore other than riding my motorcycles, so I'd pick the Big Island of Hawaii. No immigration headaches (soy de los EEUU), 12 month riding season, interesting roads, and enough of them that it would take me a while to get bored with them. Spectacular coffee too

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Brian Droste 6 days ago (edited)

I am an American. I will just stay here in the US with all the problems it has. If I wanted to move I find somewhere the weather is mild all year round and inexpensive. I would not to move to northern country where it is cold for 4 or 5 years. I don't like the cold. Even though I live in a area that is kind of like that right now.

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Petra Schaap 6 days ago

lots of people just go "oh its so pretty id love to move there" uhuhhhh...

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Richard Graham 6 days ago

If I could l9ive anywhere, it would be on one of the Rings of Saturn. No people, no pollution, no crime, no Trump.

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H M 6 days ago

Finland for me. The winter doesn't bother me, the living conditions there do.

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David L 6 days ago

The Channel Islands for me.

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T'Mar of Vulcan 6 days ago

I know most people wouldn't consider South Africa because it can be dangerous but there are safe areas and our weather is fantastic, the food is amazing, the people are friendly and most places are within a 5-10 hour drive from the ocean. If you're not into oceans, there are mountains, deserts and you can visit Lesotho (a separate country surrounded by South Africa) for snow and skiing!

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Justin Tyme 6 days ago

Antarctica, because it has no leader. I shall declare myself King!

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Auntriarch 6 days ago

All hail his royal majesty king Julian! Oh sorry wrong film

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Wang Zhuang 6 days ago

These posts make me want to visit Norway. I've always heard good things about this country, and now I have an even better feeling about it.

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Petra Schaap 6 days ago

be sure to bring your life savings

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Bartlet for world domination 6 days ago

I'm in The Netherlands and I'll only move if I have to. I'd pick England because it's gorgeous and I love the people.

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ॐBoyGanesh 6 days ago (edited)

I’m Dutch & American, having grown up between the two with the majority being in San Francisco & Hawaii after a youth traveling & based in Kerala. My father is a Dutch national as is all my paternal family. If I choose to live somewhere other than between rural Hawaii & SF, I’d 100% live with/near/amongst my family in Utrecht. If I were not Dutch, or not an EU resident wanting to relocate to Netherlands, I’d recommend the same location.

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LynzCatastrophe 6 days ago

I've narrowed it down to Germany, Iceland,The Netherlands, Norway and Finland. With the exception of Germany, I've always loved those countries and they've appealed to me in ways I can't explain, except it looks so beautiful and peaceful. Germany however because it's my heritage. My maternal grandparents are from Germany, my grandmother became separated from her siblings (there were 15 in total) and by the end of ww2, half were unaccounted for. Some reported dead, some found, but some simply vanished. I'd love to find my missing family one day and to see where part of me came from.

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ohnasouga... 6 days ago

Iceland!!! I just love this country

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DoubleDoubleTiredAndTuckered 1 week ago

Japan, probably. The highest of high technology? Sushi? Anime? (I may be slightly stereotyping here but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ) Those are three of my absolute favorite things, not to mention the culture! I’d move there in a heartbeat!

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Verena 6 days ago

You do know about work culture there?

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Nimitz 6 days ago

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Steve Robert 6 days ago

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Endcensorship 6 days ago

And there's always employment for you on the front lines!

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Anne Nyheim 6 days ago

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Auntriarch 6 days ago

Iceland and Scandinavia attract me, I like the ethics and don't mind the cold. But I'll just stay here and grumble. Oh sorry, I forgot, I'm British, mustn't grumble!

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Traveling Lady Railfan 6 days ago

This sounds wonderful!!!

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Petra Schaap 6 days ago

how much fruit grows in northern norway??

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Verena 6 days ago (edited)

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Diolla 6 days ago

Exactly.

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Abe Hartman 6 days ago

This was ironic. People in the comments listing issues with their countries, and yet whenever the US is involved in any other post they act like the rest of the world is perfect.

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Jayjay 6 days ago

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Diolla 6 days ago

That's exactly why I haven't moved countries yet. Holidays are all fun and games but having to make a living somewhere isn't easy. And I need proper healthcare.

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Daniel 5 days ago

If I ever win the lotto, I'll be on a plane to NYC to shop for an apartment the next day. I'm convinced I lived there in a previous life.

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Sam Lombardo 6 days ago

Lol. Nobody said USA...

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Floeckchen 6 days ago

I'd say most of the posts were from US citizens

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T'Mar of Vulcan 6 days ago

I'd move to France. I found it incredibly beautiful and could spend half my life visiting Paris's museums. (And if the UK were still part of the EU I'd be able to. Darn you, Brexit!)

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Traveling Lady Railfan 1 week ago

Australia or the Netherlands, but I'm sure there are so many amazing places, I'd never be able to choose if all countries were options!

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Robert Beveridge 1 week ago

Finland, Belgium, or The Netherlands if I had any facility for languages. But I don't, so Scotland (specifically, Orkney, somewhere with broadband but still far from civilization).

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Petra Schaap 6 days ago

whyyyyy Belgium??? O_O

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Beak Hookage 5 days ago

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Andy Frobig 5 days ago

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Brian Droste 6 days ago (edited)

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Petra Schaap 6 days ago

lots of people just go "oh its so pretty id love to move there" uhuhhhh...

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Richard Graham 6 days ago

If I could l9ive anywhere, it would be on one of the Rings of Saturn. No people, no pollution, no crime, no Trump.

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H M 6 days ago

Finland for me. The winter doesn't bother me, the living conditions there do.

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David L 6 days ago

The Channel Islands for me.

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T'Mar of Vulcan 6 days ago

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Justin Tyme 6 days ago

Antarctica, because it has no leader. I shall declare myself King!

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Auntriarch 6 days ago

All hail his royal majesty king Julian! Oh sorry wrong film

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Wang Zhuang 6 days ago

These posts make me want to visit Norway. I've always heard good things about this country, and now I have an even better feeling about it.

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Petra Schaap 6 days ago

be sure to bring your life savings

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Bartlet for world domination 6 days ago

I'm in The Netherlands and I'll only move if I have to. I'd pick England because it's gorgeous and I love the people.

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ॐBoyGanesh 6 days ago (edited)

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LynzCatastrophe 6 days ago

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ohnasouga... 6 days ago

Iceland!!! I just love this country

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DoubleDoubleTiredAndTuckered 1 week ago

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Verena 6 days ago

You do know about work culture there?

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