Top Pizza Chain Employee Thinks His Job Is Sh*t, Reveals 10 Secrets Pizza Companies Don’t Tell You

Businesses use dirty tactics to screw over their customers. And even if a company holds itself to somewhat higher moral standards that doesn’t mean it’s being completely honest. To even the playing field, an Imgurian named MommaElle has shared the secrets they learned while working in a top US pizza chain restaurant, promising they’ll get you better deals.

This anonymous confession shouldn’t hurt the employee themselves. “I get paid $0.55 per completed order – no commission,” MommaElle wrote. “I hate watching people [lose] money just because they don’t know there are options.” Scroll down to become a fully informed pizza buyer! (Cover image: pix11)

“My job is sh*t – I take pizza orders for the top US chain”

Top Pizza Chain Employee Thinks His Job Is Sh*t, Reveals 10 Secrets Pizza Companies Don't Tell You

Image credits: Marnie Morris (Not an actual photo)

“I’ve learned some ordering secrets and I’m gonna help you all out:”

Top Pizza Chain Employee Thinks His Job Is Sh*t, Reveals 10 Secrets Pizza Companies Don't Tell You

People instantly started thanking the guy for the tips while also stating the job is nothing to be embarrassed about:

Top Pizza Chain Employee Thinks His Job Is Sh*t, Reveals 10 Secrets Pizza Companies Don't Tell You

Greta is a Photo Editor-in-Chief at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication.In 2016, she graduated from Digital Advertising courses where she had an opportunity to meet and learn from industry professionals. In the same year, she started working at Bored Panda as a photo editor.Greta is a coffeeholic and cannot survive a day without 5 cups of coffee... and her cute, big-eared dog.Her biggest open secret: she is a gamer with a giant gaming backlog.

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Ex Pat 6 years ago

Those were 'secrets?' If you can't figure out that a two-topping pizza is cheaper than a Hawaiian perhaps you should stick to ramen.

41points

András Gyarmati 6 years ago

my exact thoughts. expected some real secrets, im disappointed

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Cesi Baca 6 years ago

Yeah that was pretty lame. It almost feels fake....I mean “be nice to the person who takes your order cause we’re people roo”.....That’s your 1st secret tip...SMH

5points

BlackestDawn 6 years ago

Yeah, seems most of these is just about using ones brain rather than actual secrets. Only one that I think that could qualify would be that extra cheese doesn't count as a topping.

4points

Alusair Alustriel 6 years ago

My Gran used to say: No job is embarassing if it's honest and you are honest at it.

29points

Caitlin Smith 6 years ago

No honest money is bad money.

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Bryan 6 years ago

This is common sense. Or perhaps I order way too much pizza.

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Ex Pat 6 years ago

Those were 'secrets?' If you can't figure out that a two-topping pizza is cheaper than a Hawaiian perhaps you should stick to ramen.

41points

András Gyarmati 6 years ago

my exact thoughts. expected some real secrets, im disappointed

8points

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Cesi Baca 6 years ago

Yeah that was pretty lame. It almost feels fake....I mean “be nice to the person who takes your order cause we’re people roo”.....That’s your 1st secret tip...SMH

5points

BlackestDawn 6 years ago

Yeah, seems most of these is just about using ones brain rather than actual secrets. Only one that I think that could qualify would be that extra cheese doesn't count as a topping.

4points

Alusair Alustriel 6 years ago

My Gran used to say: No job is embarassing if it's honest and you are honest at it.

29points

Caitlin Smith 6 years ago

No honest money is bad money.

7points

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Bryan 6 years ago

This is common sense. Or perhaps I order way too much pizza.

27points

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