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Ahoy there! Let’s set sail on the high seas of cinema as we take you through some of the best Pirates of the Caribbean quotes. There be no shortage of swashbuckling adventures, wily pirates, cursed treasures, and witty one-liners in this beloved film franchise.

From the moment Captain Jack Sparrow staggers onto the silver screen with his unmistakable swagger and quirky charm, audiences know they are in for a wild ride. Johnny Depp’s iconic portrayal of the charismatic yet eccentric pirate captain catapulted this franchise to legendary status. It also gave us some fascinating lines to cherish. His most iconic line became synonymous with his character: “Why is the rum always gone?” Aye, Jack, we’ve all wondered that at some point!

It’s not just Captain Jack who graces us with memorable quotes. The delightful Elizabeth Swann, played by Keira Knightley, brings her fair share of wit and determination to the mix. Who can forget her spirited retort to Jack, “You like pain? Try wearing a corset!”

Of course, what’s a pirate tale without a fearsome antagonist? Enter Captain Hector Barbossa, portrayed by the brilliant Geoffrey Rush. His lines “First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations, nor our agreement, so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate’s Code to apply, and you’re not.” can send chills down any landlubber’s spine.

And we’d be remiss not to mention the legendary line that echoes throughout the franchise: “Dead men tell no tales.”

These 71 Pirates of the Caribbean quotes will transport you to a world filled with magic, mystery, and endless possibilities. So batten down the hatches and join us as we explore the unforgettable lines.

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Jack Sparrow standing in a room

"Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again." — Jack Sparrow

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Relatable. It's also a pain when you're normally very skilled at something, but if someone watches you, you fail.

What is the correct order of The Pirates of the Caribbean movies?

The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise turned Johnny Depp into a megastar. Here’s how the franchise began and the correct order to watch the movies:

The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

The franchise begins with Captain Jack Sparrow arriving in the Caribbean without a ship or crew. The same evening the town is besieged by pirates, who kidnap the governor’s daughter, Elizabeth (Keira Knightley). She possesses a cursed coin that transforms pirates into undead. Sparrow and a blacksmith (Orlando Bloom) pursue the pirates to free Elizabeth.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

This film continues the adventures of Captain Jack Sparrow. This time he finds himself in deep trouble and owes a blood debt to the legendary Davy Jones (Bill Nighy), the captain of a cursed ship. Jack must find a way to escape his fate.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)

The film picks up on its prequel and starts with Jack Sparrow trapped in Davy Jones’ locker. Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley), Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), and the crew of the Black Pearl team up to save him and other trapped souls.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

This time Jack Sparrow goes on a quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth. Along the way, he meets his former love interest, Angelica (Penélope Cruz), who is also after the same goal. They encounter mermaids, zombies, and rival pirates on their perilous journey.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

Dead Men Tell No Tales is the fifth and final installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. The film follows Captain Jack Sparrow, who finds himself facing yet another supernatural threat.

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    Jack Sparrow talking

    "I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid." — Jack Sparrow

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    How much did Johnny Depp earn from the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise?

    Although the number is not confirmed, it has been reported by Celebrity Net Worth that Johnny Depp has earned more than $100 million from the five Pirates of the Caribbean films. According to their report, he received $10 million for the first film, $60 million for the second, and $50 million as a base salary for the third, along with a profit share.

    #3

    James Norrington

    James Norrington: "You are without a doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of."


    Jack Sparrow: "But you have heard of me."

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    Are the Pirates of the Caribbean movies kids-friendly?

    The Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise is considered to be family-friendly. However, it is not exclusively made for young children. All the films are rated PG-13, which means parental guidance is necessary for young children. Many scenes may be violent and scary for children under 12. The movies also contain dark themes that may not be suitable for young kids.

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    #5

    Jack Sparrow lit up in the dark room

    "Stop blowing holes in my ship." – Captain Jack Sparrow

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    #6

    Will Turner and Jack Sparrow under a boat in water

    Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance."

    Jack Sparrow: "It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide."

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    #7

    Hector Barbossa pointing his sword

    "The code is more what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules." — Hector Barbossa

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    #8

    Jack Sparrow

    "The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?" — Jack Sparrow

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    #9

    Jack Sparrow looking at something with disgrace

    "Not all treasure’s silver and gold, mate." — Jack Sparrow

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    #10

    Jack Sparrow and Will

    "If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it." — Jack Sparrow

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    Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth

    "I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by." — Jack Sparrow

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    #12

    Jack Sparrow looking down while standing on ship

    "No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder." – Jack Sparrow

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    #14

    Jack Sparrow looking at clock while standing on ship

    "Gentlemen! You shall always remember this as the day that you almost caught, Captain Jack Sparrow!" – Jack Sparrow

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    Trinity
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish he had said that at the end of the Amber Heard trials.

    #15

    Jack Sparrow carefully looking at someone

    "Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake." – Jack Sparrow

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    #16

    Elizabeth Swann Eyes

    "Better mad with the rest of the world than sane alone." – Elizabeth Swann

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    #17

    Jack Sparrow trying to jump of the boat

    Carina Smyth: "I'm not looking for trouble!"

    Jack Sparrow: "What a horrible way to live!"

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    Trinity
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there's me, a trouble deterrent... life can be seriously boring sometimes...

    #18

    Jack Sparrow looking at someone scared

    "James Norrington: "You actually were telling the truth."
     
    Jack Sparrow: "I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised."
     
    Will Turner: With good reason."

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    #19

    Jack Sparrow smiling

    "Savvy? — Jack Sparrow

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    #20

    Jack Sparrow pointing a gun

    Will Turner: "You cheated!"

    Jack Sparrow: "Pirate!"

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    #21

    Jack Sparrow hanging upside down

    "Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy. I know I’m crazy, therefore I’m not crazy, isn’t that crazy?" — Jack Sparrow

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    #22

    Jack Sparrow looking at a tall person

    "How dare you do exactly what I would do if I were you." – Jack Sparrow

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    #23

    Hector Barbossa staring at something

    "You better start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner, you’re in one!" — Hector Barbossa

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that in the trailer & it scared the c**p out of me. Glad I didn't let that keep me from seeing the movie!

    #24

    Elizabeth Swann

    "If you want pain, try wearing a corset." — Elizabeth Swann

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    #25

    Jack Sparrow looking into the distance

    "Bring me that horizon." — Jack Sparrow

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    Trinity
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a theory... what if the band "Bring Me The Horizon" got the inspiration for their band name because of that Captain Jack Sparrow quote?

    #26

    Jack Sparrow talking

    "When you marooned me on that godforsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow." – Jack Sparrow

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    #27

    Jack Sparrow holding green apple

    "William, before we go any further, tell me one thing; how far are you willing to go for this girl?" – Captain Jack Sparrow.

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    #28

    Jack Sparrow standing on top of the ship

    "It is not the destination so much as the journey, they say." – Captain Jack Sparrow.

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    #29

    Hector Barbossa and his monkey

    "I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request means NO." — Hector Barbossa

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    #30

    Jack Sparrow

    "You need to find yourself a girl, mate.” —Jack Sparrow

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    #31

    Jack Sparrow looking surprised at night

    "You lied to me by telling me the truth?" – Jack Sparrow

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    #32

    Jack Sparrow looking forward while there is a sword at his back

    "Why fight when you can negotiate?" – Jack Sparrow

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    #33

    Jack Sparrow with 2 guards on deck

    "A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!" – Jack Sparrow

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    Jack Sparrow talking to Elizabeth Swann

    Elizabeth Swann: "We’ve come to rescue you."

    Jack Sparrow: "Have you now? That’s very kind of you. But it would seem that as I possess a ship, and you don’t, you’re the ones in need of rescuing, and I’m not sure, as I’m in the mood."

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    #35

    Jack Sparrow leaning on a big lamp on a ship

    "And that was without even a single drop of rum." — Jack Sparrow

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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is a lie because before being blasted out of the boat, he took his shot, and Beckett's screen-202...82-png.jpg screen-2024-06-23-06-10-11-6677f4965aa82-png.jpg

    #36

    Jack Sparrow looking at someone

    "The only rules that matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.  For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man, or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that someday. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?" — Jack Sparrow

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    #37

    Jack Sparrow

    Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream; that’s how I get by.” – Captain Jack Sparrow

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    #38

    Will Turner looking into distance

    "No cause is lost, if there is but one fool left to fight for it." – Will Turner

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    #39

    Jack Sparrow thinking

    "Now, a bit of discretion when courting a brunette. Never pursue her sister. But if you can not avoid the charm of her sister, kill the brother." – Jack Sparrow

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    Jack Sparrow holding his sword

    "I’m afraid you have the misfortune of facing Captain Jack Sparrow!" – Jack Sparrow

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    Jack Sparrow trying to take bottle from Elizabeth

    "Why is the rum always gone?" – Jack Sparrow

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    #42

    Jack Sparrow

    If you choose to lock your heart away, you'll lose her for certain." — Jack Sparrow

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    #43

    Hector Barbossa looking into distance

    "Dying is the day worth living for." – Hector Barbossa

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    #44

    Jack Sparrow smiling

    "Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again." – Captain Jack Sparrow

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    #45

    Jack Sparrow talking to someone seriously

    "Sometimes things come back, mate. We're living proof, you and me." – Captain Jack Sparrow.

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    #46

    Jack Sparrow tied up to a branch

    "Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names." – Jack Sparrow

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    #47

    Captain Teague talking and laughing

    "Does this face look like it’s been to the fountain of youth?" – Captain Teague

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    #48

    Jack Sparrow

    "Well! I think this has been a very good experience for all of us, eh? Spiritually? Ecumenically? Grammatically?" – Jack Sparrow

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    #49

    Elizabeth Swann holding a rope

    "By the sweat of our brow and the strength of our backs and the courage in our hearts! Gentlemen, hoist the colors!" – Elizabeth Swann

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    #50

    Jack Sparrow on a small boat

    "One word, love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it’s like. One day you won’t be able to resist." – Captain Jack Sparrow

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    #51

    Jack Sparrow talking to Elizabeth Swann

    "She's safe, just like I promised... Except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman." – Captain Jack Sparrow

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    #52

    Will looking up

    "If you make your choices alone... how can I trust you?" – Will Turner

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    #53

    Jack Sparrow looking at the mirror

    "You are a disappointment. A big disappointment." – Jack Sparrow

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    #54

    Jack Sparrow on top of the ship

    "I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. The original. The only!" – Jack Sparrow

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    #55

    Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

    "Because you and I are alike, and there will come a moment when you have a chance to show it. To do the right thing." — Elizabeth Swann

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    #56

    Will and Elizabeth

    "Elizabeth, I should have told you every day from the moment I met you. I love you." — Will Turner

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    Captain Barbossa talking

    "You know, the problem with being the last of anything, by and by there will be none left at all." – Captain Barbossa

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    #58

    Captain Barbossa with money on his shoulder smiling

    "Fortune has clearly brought us here." – Captain Barbossa

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    Hector Barbossa looking up while on boat

    "What’s in your head, boy?" — Hector Barbossa

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    #60

    Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

    "Commodore, I really must protest!" — Elizabeth Swann

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    #61

    Will Turner looking at the distance

    "I told myself, ‘Think like Jack.'" – Will Turner

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    #62

    Jack Sparrow laying on green grass

    "Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream; that’s how I get by." – Captain Jack Sparrow

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    Jack Sparrow talking to two ladies

    "By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies." – Captain Jack Sparrow.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I close my eyes, I can hear Yogi Berra saying this one.

    #64

    Captain Barbossa looking at a hole

    "You lovebirds run along and have a good time. You're only young once, remember that." – Captain Barbossa.

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    #65

    Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

    Elizabeth Swann: "We’ve come to rescue you."

    Captain Jack Sparrow: "Have you now? That’s very kind of you. But it would seem that as I possess a ship, and you don’t, you’re the ones in need of rescuing, and I’m not sure, as I’m in the mood."

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    Jack Sparrow imitating a painting

    "Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream; that’s how I get by." – Captain Jack Sparrow

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