John McNamee is the artist behind Pie Comic, hand-drawn comics that feature dry, sarcastic humor that hits you hard in the chuckles. John started drawing Pie Comics back in college, and just never stopped. He has since worked for satirical news organization 'The Onion' and now works for Cartoon Network.
Have these experiences influenced Pie Comic? “My Onion experience does come in handy,” John told Bored Panda. “You really have to observe the world and see what's weird about it to write Onion headlines. I once heard someone describe my sense of humor as "wry," and after I googled what that means, I thought it sounded about right.”
“I used to try to think of a good joke and then start drawing it, but I found that my comics were too predictable that way. So instead, I just started drawing a character doing something and see if I could get them to end up in a clever joke. My number 1 comedic inspiration is the Simpsons. My knowledge of seasons 2-9 is like... weird. I would also reread Calvin & Hobbes comics all summer long. As for webcomics, I really love Poorly Drawn Lines. He's very good at pacing out a joke and delivering a plot twist.”
Pie Comics has been a full-time pursuit at times throughout John's career as a cartoonist, but he finds stability in dipping his finger in a number of 'pies.' “Now I'm writing at Cartoon Network, so I don't update with these cartoon drawings as often,” he explained. “My Patreon works OK for me, but it's really my fault it doesn't work better. Engagement has never been a strength of mine. I also have done work for Mad Magazine and the New Yorker. I guess if I'd have any advice, it would be to cobble together multiple revenue streams. You never know when one might take a hit, and that will help protect you from instability.”
And while many comic artists use a variety of software to create their funny comics and upload them directly to the web, John prefers to keep it old school. “I draw on bristol board with blue pencil, then I go over it in and 05 Micron,” he told us. “I lay out my borders and guidelines with a ruler, but then I ink them freehand. I think the wobbly line makes the funny drawings more accessible and reminds you that a human being made them.”
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Even better when you realise there was an actual albino sperm whale called Mocha D**k on which Melville based his character...
Load More Replies...The first time she saw Adam, she asked God "Can I call this one an A*s?" "No, Eve, that's already taken." "Well, okay. How about D**k?"
One like = one person checking how many likes/replies they have gotten
Oh lordy. I can already hear the men in my house laughing at how funny this would be to them.
If only they did that, instead of yelling the most disgusting thing they can think of---just like groups of 12 year old boys do in the school cafeteria (which is the actual emotional age of men who cat call, btw)
As I walked past some scaffolding a couple of years ago one of the workers shouted out " hello darlin', show us your tits". I just replied "why don't you just look at your own ? They're bigger than mine." That shut him up. ; )
This reminds me of the Kids in the Hall skit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0opoEtEvXqQ&frags=pl%2Cwn
me: MOM THERES A SPIDER IN THE HOUSE mom: go get a paper and a cup and go put outside in the garden
My goodness, that's one of the best 'real' comic on evolution theory!
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait....
Plague doctor during the huge epidemic in old times
Load More Replies...Love is my husband giving me a pre-surgery enema, then two days later helping me into the shower when I had surgical staples on a really ugly looking incision in my stomach after coming home from the hospital.
A friend once told me "When you no longer leave the room to fart, it's getting serious", LOL
Gosh, I guess every relationship I ever had was serious then lol
Load More Replies...And when you get off work YOUR CAR WILL NOW BE AN OVEN whahahhahahaha
so i told this to my family and we all made a bajillion other chicken criminal scenarios. one of them was "why did the chicken cross the road? why is the chicken walking towards me? why did the chicken pull on a ski mask? WHY DOES THE CHICKEN HAVE GUN?!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had outstanding warrants.
Here's some advice: it's a lot easier to go for practical than fashionable.
Yup, its a real thing and that's why I buy men razors for me and my daughter (they do the same job, some actually work better), buy antiperspirant/deodorant when it's on sale and buy unisex soap/body wash, lotion for the entire family.
Load More Replies...In the US women's clothes cost more than men's clothes. Even going to the dry cleaner, women are charged more for cleaning a blouse that a man is for cleaning a dress shirt.
From those who make an average of 22.1% LESS than those paying the cheaper prices!
Load More Replies...When you know your life is a mess but still being defensive about that
The whitest white of all whites? So, who's complaining?
Load More Replies...In french the orgasm is caled "le petit mort" which means "the little death."
Dear God, I don't want to sound presumptuous but now might be a good time. In fact send two or three.
Load More Replies...The joke is that guys are clueless about what women want or like, so they do really offensive things that backfire on them.
Load More Replies...Please be aware that the "happy" people on social media are generally just lying.
Specially the ones who wish there spouses happy bday on social media.
Load More Replies...Yeah but no one posts their bad days online, they only show the good things so it makes their life look great, you're probably the same for someone else having a bad day
I do know someone who only posts their bad times. They also doesn't explain why. They want people to respond asking 'what's happened' and to get a lot of sympathy. It's attention seeking.
Load More Replies...if u spend all of your life hating your life, It makes no difference. But if u LOve your life and try your best to make a difference in this world and you succeed, then it makes a HUGE difference.
Load More Replies...To get rid of any song stuck in your head sing Breakfast at Tiffany's ...it gets the other song out of your head and it for some reason won't get stuck...it has always worked for me and anyone else I've told about it
Load More Replies...My mom is an 80s kid and sings songs like this a lot and it’s really weird
No offense, but I wonder if that happens to schizophreniac people!
People who frequently see ghosts, UFOs, aliens and angels probably have some sort of mental health problem or they use too much hallucinogenic drugs. Scizophrenia and psychosis can both cause seeing hallucinations. I used to know a man who had a severe psychosis and he heard and saw plenty of things that in reality were not there. It was very creepy.
Load More Replies...They might be thinking 'don't let this thermal lift end, don't let this thermal lift end...'
Load More Replies...hey, at least he's always on time and exactly where the crime happened
I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning, I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes Listen as the crowd would sing Now the old king is dead, long live the king One minute, I held the key Next the walls were closed on me And I discovered that my castles stand Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing Roman Cavalry choirs are singing Be my mirror, my sword and shield My missionaries in a foreign field For some reason, I can't explain Once you'd gone, there was never, never an honest word And that was when I ruled the world It was the wicked and wild wind Blew down the doors to let me in Shattered windows and the sound of drums People couldn't believe what I'd become Revolutionaries wait For my head on a silver plate Just a puppet on a lonely string Oh, who would ever want to be king? I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing Roman Calvary choirs are singing
Sarah’s Pupper used Cute Charm on the opposing Elemental’s Elements! It’s super effective!
This made me extremely insecure about dogs... I’m watching you, Scoobert (yes that’s my dogs name)
I like this. This is how childhood should be looking at everything in wonderment and awe and with imagination! Don't take that away! They got plenty of time to grow up and be boring later!
yes. I mean, not everything should be viewed that way. I am a kid myself. I hate other kids because they aren't interested in the world. Kids should observe the world around them- not go stare at a video gaming screen their entire lives. They just dont care, and it is quite depressing when you ponder it
Load More Replies...The kid turned some perfectly good stars and turned them into a pig pen.
The story may be in Bible but it is completely ridiculous. God won't make something bad just so he could entice you into damnation. Problems are for our growth, not for our destruction. If there is such a thing as 'god' in the sense that we believe. He just won't do such a thing .
Question for Christians, if God knows EVERYTHING then why did he curse all of humanity if he knew they would eat the forbidden fruit???
Being born on this earth is not a curse. It's a blessing to experience mortality.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the Bugs Bunny where Elmer gives him a tub full of vegetables. Bugs: "What's this?" Elmer:"Your dinner." Bugs: "DINNER!?! How do you expect me to eat this stuff..ithis isn't food! (starts cramming lettuce and celery in his mouth..picks out stuck celery string from teeth) Whaddya trying to do, starve me? I'll die before I eat this stuff."
So many young souls enter, so few graduate (with souls), just like real school!
THIS is why they say that! Because nobody lets the men show us chivalry!
Load More Replies...God hated T-rex also, that's why he gave them so small hands, no way you can scratch your a*s with those hands.
'And then did the T. rex cry unto the Lord, "Lord, a great and terrible itching afflicts my a*s! Why hast thou done this?" And the Lord, in His mercy, created Triceratops, so that the T. rex might use their horns to scratch his a*s.' Seriously man, don't you read the Bible?
Load More Replies...Warning: don't breed with Gary. Looks like there's been too much inbreeding there.
The snake is in the bottom right corner of the last comic.
Load More Replies...Pretty sure getting shot by planes got his heart back into it damn quick...
Jokes on the robber, after taxes and the student loan payment there will be nothing left.
Robber:Give me all yer money! Me: I have MONEY?! (This is also a Surprised Pikachu meme)
When you realize the real suffering is actually being alive! Sigh, I wish more people would realize that. Death doesn't deserve the hate mail she gets.
Hard work doesn't always pay off. In favt, it very rarely does. And even if you are confident about your skills, there's still going to be some doubt there somewhere.
Load More Replies...Is it only me here that sang the song in my head when I read the Doo Doot do do doot?
Poor Mario. No gold coins or the Princess. Just a hairy, poopy drain clog.
It's like in school when you bust your a*s and barely pass. But your friend slacks off all year and aces the class.
Never thought of it like that.... Just don't tell them that ring-around-the-rosy teaches them about the plague...
Never thought of it like that.... Just don't tell them that ring-around-the-rosy teaches them about the plague...
School pizza was always like following a beautifully shaped woman around the store only to have her turn around at the check-stand and turn out to be a guy with a beard. So much hope. So much disappointment.
Oh! No Mr. Machine, we know all about your long game. But we are too depressed to care.
Once, music was on at our house and Elvis was just singing. Next was king of jazz Louie Armstrong. I told my mom and she thot I meant the white guy. It was about 5 minutes or less of pure confusion lol
Neon Joe would take care of you Mr thor-wolfe-lantern! He don't play!! WAREWOOOLFHIMPH!
Is there something wrong with me for not realizing she meant sexual fantasy until last frame?
In the brightest day, in the darkest werewolf night. No evil shall escape my hammers sight. Those who choose to follow evils might. Beware my power, Thor-wolf-lanterns light!
looks like the unicorn is farting rainbows! which makes perfect sense indeed.
I always heard Unicorns were supposed to fart rainbows...
Load More Replies...No one who ever won the Nobel Peace Prize started helping people by thinking "Hey, I want the Nobel Peace Prize."
Funny, I don't remember having THOSE two reindeer in his team.
Load More Replies...Give it a few centuries and we'd be part of archeology.
Load More Replies...Except when you go outside, or answer the door, then everyone, please, wear the pants!
I've heard of that but had to look it up again, its called an Antmill. From wikipedia: An ant mill is an observed phenomenon in which a group of army ants, which are blind, are separated from the main foraging party, lose the pheromone track and begin to follow one another, forming a continuously rotating circle. The ants will eventually die of exhaustion.
Actually his monster Penny Wise was based off of the worst of human nature.
Load More Replies...Man- crawls on four as a child, walks on two as an adult and uses a stick as an older person.
It's also part of some ancient belief. Mayas for example.
Load More Replies...God damn Goldilocks, just eat the cold one and don't be that picky.
Wait for the hacking and shagging! There is not much else in the first few seasons.
*murders the president*Extra soft, preheated, and “Pokémon the series” please
If the son was never born, the time machine would not have been created. Classic Grandfather paradox.
Load More Replies...Also, my mom always says ain’t no thang but a chicken w**g. Then again she’s a 80s baby
“Actually, you still sleep with a stuffie” “AcTuAlLy YoU sTiLl SlEeP wItH a StUfFiE”
false, they ruin the hole and the life its attached to. the hole inside is yourself, accept and shape yourself.
Load More Replies...being a make up artist i swear i'm soon to be seen sporting the "hey-look-at-my-other-eyebrow" look. and there will be pictures
i will be waiting for that hey-look-at-my-other-eyebrow look on you...:D
Load More Replies...No Corey, that's dictating. The triangle should get to decide how many sides it has. And if it chooses to have four sides it will adopt the term 'square' and sort itself among other squares. Just as a woman who chooses to change herself adopts the term 'man' and sorts themselves among other men. Stop being so close minded.
What's wrong with the inevitability of death? It's an absolute blessing. U wouldn't want to live forever, it's awfully boring. And raining is fun. U clearly don't have nice warm food for the season.
You do realise that the actual symbol for "butterflies are man's superior are a LOT more complicated. They look something like this...: 蝴蝶是男人的优越者
What he doesn't know is the tattoo artist just told him that's what it meant. It actually means "soup"
Load More Replies...I can tel you used translate. "男人" for a start is wrong. That means "a man" as in a male, not mankind.
Looks like thanos, after wiping half off life in the universe. Hahaha. Now he is going to have an absolute crises. What must he do with the infinity stones and his life?
Yup, this confirms what pretty much everybody, ever, thought. Sorry Ma-Ti...
it's paw is turned upside down, the thorn is in the pad of it's paw
Load More Replies...Where are the appendix zombies? Just systematically take them out as needed and keep the zombies at bay. Save lives twice for the cost of one.
I'm also a pisces, and unfortunately I am bound by grammar police law to correct you. I'm sorry :(
Load More Replies...I CALL DIBS ON THE SEAT WITH THE PONIES AND WIZARDS AND DOUBLE WIZARDS!!!!!
If you've only come here to hate, then go away please...
Load More Replies...If you've only come here to hate, then go away please...
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