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The online dating world is a magnet for creeps, but these cunning users are sending them home packing with their clever pick-up line comebacks.

If you’re familiar with Tinder or any other dating/hook-up app—let’s be real, you probably are—then you’ve inevitably dealt with a few duds and lousy pick-up lines in your day. They ask for nudes right off the bat. Their lack of social skills and knowledge of flirting makes you wonder if they’re even human. Their earth-shatteringly corny pick-up lines hit you right in the cringe.

Fear no more because, thanks to the heroic beings you see below, you’ll know the best comebacks when low-lives decide to grace your phone screen. ‘Politeness is the strongest weapon’ must be a motto for these people with the anti pick-up lines—their affable-yet-savage lines are guaranteed to leave a scar.

Scroll down below for our picks of the best pick up line comebacks.

#1

Below The Belt

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Silent Skeleton
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heheh, guys aren't the only ones with terrible pickup lines, and girls aren't the only ones with snappy comebacks :o)

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    #2

    Double Standards

    woman asking man his height, man asking her weight in return

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah! if girl need to ask if a guy is tall why it'd be rude to do the same?

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    #3

    Romeo And Juliet

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    Kat Blak
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be illegal to reference Shakespeare if you have no idea what the play's about

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    Funny Comebacks for Guys Hitting on You

    Rejection doesn’t have to be a buzzkill—it can be a shared smile if you inject a little humor into it. Use creative metaphors to keep it light and playful. These smooth responses to pick-up lines will help you gracefully sidestep unwanted advances:

    • “If my love life were a coffee, it’d be decaf. Just a whole latte ‘nope.’”
    • “Sorry, I’m booked up in the past, present, and future. Time traveler problems, you know?”
    • “If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.”
    • “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your mediocrity.”
    • “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my interest.”
    • “If I were a cat, I’d probably use one of my nine lives just to avoid this conversation.”
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    #8

    A Pic In A Bra

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    #9

    Smile And Complain

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    Pick Up Line Fail

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    How Do You Politely Say No to Someone?

    If you can’t think of clever pick-up line comebacks, the safest option is to turn them down politely. Be honest and direct—no one likes beating around the bush. Politely say you’re not feeling it, but don’t go all Shakespeare on them. Keep it real; keep it simple.

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    Also, acknowledge their effort because, hey, they took a shot! Thank them for the compliment to soften the rejection. No need to dissect their approach and cheesy lines meaning like a science project. Keep it positive. Less “you did this wrong” and more “I’m just not in that zone.”

    Finally, if you don’t have any comebacks to pick up lines, just be diplomatic. Instead of saying, “You’re not my type,” go for, “I’m not looking for that right now.” Makes it about your feelings, not their qualities.

    #11

    Falling From Heaven

    man is trying to flirt with woman via text message

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    #12

    Happy Ending

    man and woman flirting with emojis

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    #20

    Pick Up Line Fail

    people flirting via text message

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    #22

    Keep An Open Mind

    woman offending man via text message

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    Dana Mora
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am i the only one who doesnt prefer tall guys? i am 173 and i like guys about my height

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    #25

    Plain And Simple

    people flirting using emoji

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    #29

    Package Delivery

    woman flirting with man using package pick-up line

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    #30

    It Burns My Eyes

    person flirting by offering to paint another person green

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    #35

    Social Skills

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    La
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see what was wrong their the wiki link...person asked and it was delivered...

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    #42

    Rearranging The Alphabet

    woman rejecting a man via text message

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    #44

    Pick Up Line Fail

    woman rejecting a man with a sun pick up line

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    Pi...
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sun actually does nuffin. The Earth goes around. Someone teach him science!

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    #47

    It's A No

    woman rejecting a man with simon cowell meme

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    #48

    Simple Explanation

    woman is trying to flirt with woman via text message

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    Stille20
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A line like that deserves that response... what is this the 1920s?

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    #51

    Rhyme Battle

    woman rejecting a man via text message

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys really need to masturbate before writing all that c**p. it'd slow them down a bit

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    #54

    Talk Dirty

    woman sending pictures of fire, cat and her bra to a man

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    #57

    It's Not A Preference

    man is telling woman that she is hotter without glasses

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    #61

    Send Nudes

    woman sending creepy image in reply to a message about nudes

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    Gracelyn Ryder
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, MY CAT RAN INTO THE BATHROOM WHEN HE SAW THIS PHOTO! LMAO WTF?!?!?!?!??!

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    #64

    Haunted House

    woman rejecting a man using a bomb joke

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    Jace
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell kind of pickup line is that? "I'm both freakishly forward about sex AND awkwardly emotional about it". ???

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    #65

    Wipe That Smile

    woman rejecting a man via text message

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    #71

    I'll Pass

    man and woman flirting on tinder

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    Beatrice Alighieri
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be 'Invalid input value. Use escape key to abandon changes'. Process stopped. Use Step or Run to continue.

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    #73

    Song Lyrics

    man using a song lyrics as a pick-up line

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    #77

    What Does That Mean?

    woman rejecting a man because of a sky scrapers pick-up line

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    Opening Line

    woman rejecting a man because of a bad pick-up line

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    Kenadee Bickford
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its amazing how men can just straight up say ignorant things to a female. Young men need to learn respect.

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    #79

    Bravo Avocado

    people flirting using avocado pun

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    #81

    Math Equation

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    #85

    Here's Your Liberty

    woman sending image of statue of liberty

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    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've said: Here, you can have both! And I would've sent them a picture of the Statue of Liberty and a donkey.

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    Fantastic Mustache

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    Lord Beerus
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was a kid i use want to grow a beard like my older brother.. :/

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    #88

    Pick Up Line Fail

    woman flirting with man via text message

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    Pi...
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cute! Aw this would make me laugh so much I'd definitely do dinner!

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    #92

    Heart Strings

    person flirting using a heart pun

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    Thegreatcountryofverden
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hearts don't even have strings, they have valves and chambers. Oh, and blood. Don't forget blood.

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    #94

    Fair Offer

    man is flirting with woman via text-message

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    Amaranthim Talon
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well- we established what she is- sounds like now the are just haggling..

    #95

    A Broken Heart

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    i_know_im_amazing
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF did he think? She was lying? "For a broken heart? I could've fixed that" umm how about "oh sorry to hear"

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    #96

    Cute Dog

    man flirting with woman using a riddle

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    eimipet
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (From aisle inward) Brian, Dianna, Fara. Evan and Carlos can sit wherever they want after that.

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    #98

    Just No

    woman rejecting a man via text-message

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    Jace
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many of these are the same dumb guy looking for butt sex?

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