Heheh, guys aren't the only ones with terrible pickup lines, and girls aren't the only ones with snappy comebacks :o)

yeah! if girl need to ask if a guy is tall why it'd be rude to do the same?

It should be illegal to reference Shakespeare if you have no idea what the play's about

Touché

At least dude has a sense of humor about it.

Well, he DID say he didn't care . . .

Bwahaha - I love it!

This is called... 'you get what you ask for' - haha ha ha

Sometimes the plain truth is flat out hilarious.

Lol wish I could come up with snappy comebacks.

Then you should answer with: So that's why you're so hot

Amanda girl, you have a sick mind. I love it.

This is perfect lmao

it's a reasonable fear..

The corniness hurts me.

Woah, that guy went 0 to 100 real f****n quick

Seriously laughing out loud on that reply!

feel the burn.

This could be an ad for La-Z-Boy.

He's channeling Cyrano.. or Pinocchio!

Jail bait?

am i the only one who doesnt prefer tall guys? i am 173 and i like guys about my height

Well, it surprised me!

I could slap that forehead into a triple chin

that is...wow

samurai

😂😂😂😂

so many creeps...

She was just asking if he was Jewish!

Well played... Well played XD

"your"

Olé

damn that woman is hungry :-)

Those unruly avocados really need to be disciplined.

Very cheesy pick up line !

I'm straight, but her wit is probably even sexier than she is!

Sheldon, is that you?

So I'm assuming they're just 'run of the mill hoes'?

I don't see what was wrong their the wiki link...person asked and it was delivered...

I'm lovin' it. bah da bah bah bah

OH DAMN

Best one yet

ew. just ew.

Le OUCH!

Had be snorting my drink.

I like that he admitted to getting burned

heheh, self burn

The sun actually does nuffin. The Earth goes around. Someone teach him science!

Wow... just wow

Ha!

That's an amazing response. It's funny and really not mean

A line like that deserves that response... what is this the 1920s?

I didn't even read it.

Ha ha, that's a troll not a comeback

guys really need to masturbate before writing all that c**p. it'd slow them down a bit

How??

Lol clever

that's the kind of stuff my girlfriend and i do :-)